Were You Attractive In Ancient Greece? | Ancient Greek Beauty Standards #shorts

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Beauty standards have always been a hot topic, so how would you fare if you were transported back in time to Ancient Greece? How different were the standards back then and are there any parallels to today's society?
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@oddlyjay Жыл бұрын

I'm not muscular I'm not handsome But boy am I civilized

@pas-giaw6055 Жыл бұрын

Same

@Buffaloguy01 Жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@Buffaloguy01 Жыл бұрын

@@arnoldj.samson5795 the only people who say that are the uncivilized and glutinous.

@Buffaloguy01 Жыл бұрын

@@arnoldj.samson5795 all three of us are civilized, whereas you are not for having an anaconda betwixt thy legs.

@cromulom2223 Жыл бұрын

@@arnoldj.samson5795 people who say their penis is large are lying

@boones917 Жыл бұрын

"its not small, it's civil"

@Ihcaza Жыл бұрын

HAAHAHAHAH

@arosisgod3654 Жыл бұрын

With a good personality

@CrazyJodice Жыл бұрын

😂

@thevampirecielphantomhive2342 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Shockguey Жыл бұрын

#GrowerGang

@castertr0y357 Ай бұрын

Gives a whole new meaning to, "An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."

@HenryBenedictUSA Ай бұрын

“So uncivilized”

@numinous2506 Ай бұрын

Boo no more star wars references No matter how ill fitting and small it is and bent a little

@ArisEmriis Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 thank you 👍🏼

@mena94x3 Ай бұрын

🫢👌☠️

@Bear-hu3rp Ай бұрын

Hello There

@alleghenyadventures8561 Ай бұрын

Her "I'm into bad boys" Him *sighs in ancient Greek*

@TomaHawkBobXIII Ай бұрын

😂

@jonintrovertedpotato3866 Ай бұрын

I have a strong temperament, so I aspire to be responsible, mature, stable and reliable. I don't get why people want to be bad, maybe when young? But when we are immature we should aspire to be better than this.

@everia_games Ай бұрын

@@jonintrovertedpotato3866 spoken like a true Greek philosopher

@BarbieDreamDungeon Ай бұрын

@jonintrovertedpotato3866 When women say that like "bad boys" they actually mean rebellious, spontaneous, and cool. Not actually a bad person, just someone who doesn't conform. They're actually saying that they want adventure from the norm

@jacobc9221 Ай бұрын

@@BarbieDreamDungeon Her: I only like bad boys Him: *shoots random baby* Her: 😍

@arkanoshsecroman8404 Жыл бұрын

“Babe, it’s okay, the big ones are barbarous”

@Appropath Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that ghost meme

@Appropath Жыл бұрын

Found it kzfaq.infoajN3y8KN6W4?feature=share

@inesjofremartins867 11 ай бұрын

If you think about it, in monkeys at least, a big one might be a disadvantage when fighting

@dud3655 11 ай бұрын

@@inesjofremartins867 Yeah but those are retractable, I'm pretty sure we're one of the only primates with parts "always on display", but our erections are def the biggest out of all apes. I'm guessing they thought a man with a small penis wouldn't think about fucking all the time and would much rather educate himself, but idk if libido is really tied to the size of your noodle...

@asherdayne6157 11 ай бұрын

@@inesjofremartins867 😂ur right. chimps straight up try to bite off eachothers genitals

@Mr.Pancake-7092 Ай бұрын

Her: “oh. It’s… uh… sophisticated?”

@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@augustsanchezdunn628 Ай бұрын

I guess I am very sophisticated

@elcalabozodelandroide2 Ай бұрын

him*

@BLOOD_AND_INK Ай бұрын

@@elcalabozodelandroide2 don’t think you got the joke

@elcalabozodelandroide2 Ай бұрын

@@BLOOD_AND_INK i dont think you understand who greeks use to show their d at

@km11playerxd64 Ай бұрын

"even pouches of fat" killed me 😂

@tracimetcalf3374 Ай бұрын

My pouches of fat are symmetrical

@theaveragegamer108 Ай бұрын

???

@km11playerxd64 Ай бұрын

@@theaveragegamer108 meaning the only zones on the woman that are usually seen as fatty: Hips, the upper pouches and the lower ones

@ShakirahIbaad Ай бұрын

@@tracimetcalf3374 😂 💀 Good for you! 😂

@user-gh4ow6mu5k Ай бұрын

It's something it was like that. After that people went to believing they had to be like a 70s supermodel on a lettuce diet,to looking upt to entertainers like Lizzo.

@Gingerbreadwastaken Ай бұрын

He got that civilized rizz

@justinspitzer6966 11 ай бұрын

Whoever pulled off that gaslight and convinced all the Greeks that his millimeter defeater was a sign of genius is a legend

@Almost_Awesome 11 ай бұрын

It was me, Barry

@logeyperogi1805 9 ай бұрын

MILLIMETER DEFEATER 😂

@atharva-naik 8 ай бұрын

*civility

@drpigglesnuudelworte5209 7 ай бұрын

@@atharva-naikin Ancient Greece intellect was associated with civility

@GreekPatata 6 ай бұрын

as a greek i am dying rolling on the floor hahahah XD

@teejsoon Жыл бұрын

guys I'm so pure. just ignore my internet search history.

@joshishere96 Жыл бұрын

Innie wiener boi

@s_shaleh Жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@augustuscaesar8287 Жыл бұрын

You're both pure, and civil, while I'm over here being judged as some gluttonous barbarian.

@work90 Жыл бұрын

@@augustuscaesar8287 bit ironic then give your name

@augustuscaesar8287 Жыл бұрын

@@work90 You'd have had to have watched the video.

@rl9217 Ай бұрын

“To the ancient Greeks, beauty was very importa-“ Zeus: “WELP, HOLES ARE HOLES!”

@rosiebaybie6245 26 күн бұрын

I know, right! Weren’t all the male gods like that? The only one who showed some restraint was Hades!

@DanteLovesSadisticPeople 24 күн бұрын

"If There isn't a hole then I'll just make one!"

@OperationMindstorm 4 күн бұрын

@@DanteLovesSadisticPeople AYO WHAT!"?! fax do, its not ghay if his cheeks were in the way

@prenomnom2812 Ай бұрын

Yes, in Ancient Greece, being beautiful was associated with being a good person. There was even a saying about that: being "καλὸς κἀγαθός" (kalos kagathos / kalos kai agathos) meant being "beautiful and virtuous". _Kalos = beautiful,_ like in calli-graphy (beautiful-writing) _Kai = and_ _Agathos = good, virtuous,_ like in the surname "Agatha"

@fismail4330 Ай бұрын

thats why pokemon called it the kalos region but it was frenc?

@prenomnom2812 Ай бұрын

@@fismail4330as a Frenchman, "kalos" is not a French word. (By the way, you can tell it easily as there's only a handful of French words that contain the letter K. The letter K is almost absent from French.) However, maybe Pokemon creators named this region "Kalos" because they thought it was beautiful? Even though the region is based off France and not Greece, it still makes sense to use a Greek etymology as Greek is a prestige language which is looked up to in all western cultures (as well as Latin). Loads of sustained and literary words derive from Greek etymologies in French (and generally in European languages). So yeah, even though it's France, using somme Greek roots is not absurd. Edit: _"According to Junichi Masuda, Kalos's name is derived from the Greek word κάλλος kállos, meaning beauty."_ Source: Bulbapedia.

@gabrielv.4358 Ай бұрын

I am so beautiful noone wants me

@antonioscendrategattico2302 Ай бұрын

@@fismail4330 Because the whole plot of the game (if you can call it that) revolves around beauty so they picked a word for it that isn't super known and could pass off as a proper noun, while also sounding kinda mysterious and important.

@JordanClymer-fh3pf 10 күн бұрын

The body/mind/spirit connection their philosophers spoke of. I think it has merit to a point. If you are healthy, you're going to be pretty attractive. Health also effects hormone balance and clarity of thought. To maintain health also requires discipline. Working out does wonders for one's overall well being, not just making them stronger/faster/etc.

@bababoowie3323 Жыл бұрын

"Girl... he is so pure and civilized... that i can't even feel it"

@weirdlyalive1579 Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@lilpimpsmama7266 Жыл бұрын

The way I hollered….😂😂😂

@Li_Tobler Жыл бұрын

Some pelvic floor exercises might slightly help against the bucket 👌🏻

@bleachwolf6936 Жыл бұрын

@@Li_Tobler LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@Wallflowerz3356 Жыл бұрын

@@Li_Toblerif you’re 4” just say so bro. 🤷🏼‍♀️ women shouldn’t need to maintain an exercise regime in our pelvis to feel something from your micro wee. 😂

@mpc_bismarck Жыл бұрын

Girl: “do you like that guy?” Other girl: “I don’t know, he’s too civilized”

@ryfojuan7114 Жыл бұрын

you civilized one!

@guessillbeonmyway 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@smolltaco5667 11 ай бұрын

Glad i dont have that problem

@Note-DS 11 ай бұрын

@@smolltaco5667smoll meat

@smolltaco5667 11 ай бұрын

@@Note-DS sadly no

@patriciusvonkempen9810 Ай бұрын

Also note thst Aphrodite was pretty medium in body fat, not super thin but also not fat. Just so much she would likely be peak fertility (yes that correlates with a certain level of body fat in women)

@VladmirPoopN Ай бұрын

It's a little annoying to see some comments from women obviously struggling with their weight - celebrating Aphrodite as being overweight. Women with 'some' extra fat would have been found to be "more attractive" because it would indicate status and health: You've got enough money to eat well and not be wasting away from malnutrition.... It's not some kind of "skin deep" beauty standard that completely surpasses superficiality. ..... Thanks for reading my lengthy, and possibly a tad judgy, comment lol 👍

@kalajari1749 Ай бұрын

@@VladmirPoopNFacts. All these females trying to have their fat bodies validated lol

@JordanClymer-fh3pf 10 күн бұрын

@@VladmirPoopN I for one like a little meat on the bones, even superficially. I think a surprising amount of other guys do too. Women are supposed to have curves and a bit of fat helps 'flesh' that out nicely. Again, we're not talking obesity.

@gillibean.1075 Ай бұрын

My sister would have been considered a goddess then. She has red hair, blue eyes and is curvy with VERY fair skin.

@alboud Ай бұрын

She isn't already?

@da_king_shark1196 11 ай бұрын

Red hair, blue eyes, if they knew what Ireland was they’d be in heaven

@peterroberts7684 10 ай бұрын

Many Greeks have Celtic ancestry, Alexander of Macedon and the Son of Achilles Pyrrus both had red hair..

@OKay-ox3kh 10 ай бұрын

@@peterroberts7684lol no they didn’t. For one Red hair isn’t exclusive to Celtic people at all secondly red hair among SOME Greeks was probably a result of having indo-European ancestry. Also red hair wasn’t as common in celts as people make it out to be. Red hair among Irish people was mostly a result of Vikings intermixing with the native Irish population and over the course of a thousand years red hair was made more prevalent due to selective breeding because it was seen as attractive.

@strickenrod2681 10 ай бұрын

the people above me are both false.

@OKay-ox3kh 10 ай бұрын

@@jaaack848 do you not know how to read? Red hair was exclusively Celtic nor was it as prominent in Celtic populations as you think. Red hair is found among all indo eurpean speaking people to some capacity. Red hair in Greece has nothing to do with Celtic population s it has to do with the Indo European connection.

@Seraphiel29 10 ай бұрын

Irish women make me act unwise.

@johnjohnfofohniam Жыл бұрын

Girlfriend: "You ready?" Boyfriend: "Sorry babe, I'm feeling kinda civilized."

@heyitsstray8219 Жыл бұрын

Fellow Technoblade enjoyer hello

@heyitsstray8219 Жыл бұрын

@@johnjohnfofohniam hello fam are you also sad

@EzeOnYoutube Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JoeMama-1diot Жыл бұрын

@priscillajimenez27 Жыл бұрын

nah it's just cold here

@bearingcee Ай бұрын

Being beautiful gets you lots of perks.

@rotarysystem Ай бұрын

I'm so glad that people acknowledge that Aphrodite was chubby because they thought it was beautiful back then- I helped myself out of an awful ED when I found out that she was curvy and the goddess of beauty, it gave me a reason to embrace my body and take better care of it!

@user_7934 Ай бұрын

You better go for a walk and loose some weight. Guys might like you for who you are but your heart won't. Heart attack is one of the biggest cause of death.

@Nyctophora Ай бұрын

Good for you, and congratulations!

@caIyps0 15 күн бұрын

i'm so happy to hear that! congratulations❤

@JordanClymer-fh3pf 10 күн бұрын

Finding out Aphrodite was curvy helped you with erectile dysfunction? Seriously, most guys don't want a bean pole and I don't know why that has been popularized by models. Most guys like a bit of curve and meat on the bone. Just be healthy, whatever your healthy body is.

@ZootyTooter Жыл бұрын

Court: You have a mountain of evidence against you, what do you have to say for yourself? Greek Chad: pulls pants down

@bernard3303 Жыл бұрын

UwU so nice and civilized

@robertlombardo8437 Жыл бұрын

Well they DO call it "testi-fying" for a reason. Not even joking. Look it up.

@bernard3303 Жыл бұрын

I looked it up and holy fuck lmao😂😂 "In ancient Rome, two men taking an oath of allegiance held each other's testicles, and men held their own testicles as a sign of truthfulness while bearing witness in a public forum. The Romans found a word to describe this practice but didn't invent the practice itself. Other primates had already been doing this for millions of years. Two male baboons who cooperate with each other by forming aggressive alliances against other baboons frequently fondle each other's genitalia. This behavior has nothing to do with sex but it's a social ritual that primatologists call a "greeting." "

@apollo5063 Жыл бұрын

@@robertlombardo8437 Looked it up not true

@kipengumpweto2822 Жыл бұрын

@@apollo5063that is true, but both testificari (which is to testify in english) and testiculus (which is testicles in english) derived from the Latin word testis (which is a witness in english). Theodore technically testify is the related to testicles.

@nickdowney9003 11 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Pythagoras was also scared of beans because he thought they contained the souls of the dead.

@strickenrod2681 10 ай бұрын

can't judge them, tomatoes seem evil as fuck.

@Keepcalmandcupcakes 9 ай бұрын

Would that mean the reason beans cause flatulence is because the spirits want to escape? 🗿

@TheWatcher802 9 ай бұрын

Fava beans to be specific, and it is thought he might have had G6PD deficiency, a condition common in Greece, in which people who eat certain foods (like favas) can get anemia or jaundice.

@GuitarTunings33 9 ай бұрын

Magical fruit, once consumed foul souls are expelled.

@shivkumar0810 9 ай бұрын

@@strickenrod2681ever seen your own pfp??

@Kully17 Ай бұрын

Take me back to ancient Greece 😩

@tombaily29 Ай бұрын

Always wondered how the micropenis gene didn't die out from selection.

@IdanGhengis Ай бұрын

Yeah micropenis for an species that focuses on sex as commodity and luxury is kinda unexpected

@user-nz2oq6xk3h Ай бұрын

Civil in the streets Barbaric in the sheets

@seanmullan4375 Ай бұрын

Grower haha

@sunboltgift711 Ай бұрын

That's a win for all us growers 😂

@ewetn1 Ай бұрын

Lmao😂😂😂😂

@WAGGLE666 Ай бұрын

@@sunboltgift711 why my pp smole can I borrow 4 inches 😢

@johnyhawk5120 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@produstef Жыл бұрын

Actually, the genius of Homer is that he NEVER describes Helen. She is the pinnacle of female beauty and by not being described at all, any reader depicts her in their mind as their perceived 10/10.

@Mr._Anonymous342 Жыл бұрын

big booba, ginger with toned muscles?

@davidedevincentis5444 Жыл бұрын

@@Mr._Anonymous342 Yeah, pretty much

@literallyreal8938 Жыл бұрын

Yeah the description he’s getting at came later in history actually 👍, I think it’s around Socrates and Aristotle tho, not Pythagoras

@nat0106951 Жыл бұрын

@@Mr._Anonymous342 not everyone likes big boobs honestly. perfect size for me is C cup. with very fined delicate feminine curvy hourglass body.

@pitmezzari2873 Жыл бұрын

Still a somewhat tall redhead then.

@Ikeabedroomset Ай бұрын

Curvaceous queen right here !!

@jooeee9003 Ай бұрын

As a curvy civilised man I can confirm this is True

@seanconnolly5968 Жыл бұрын

This is the most civilized comments section I have ever seen.

@water1374 11 ай бұрын

The fact that your name doesn't rhyme with bean is stone age tier barbarism.

@dotdotdot...176 11 ай бұрын

@@water1374💀😭

@90skidcultist 9 ай бұрын

I’m “uncivil”.

@avalonjustin 6 ай бұрын

Watch yo mouth, I'm as uncivil as they come.

@TbV-st8ef 4 ай бұрын

@@90skidcultistI literally have long red hair and blue eyes and yet the guys at my school say I'm a 5/10 at best 💀

@josephinefogg6542 11 ай бұрын

Alt title: Would you have been safe from Zeus

@idiotwithopinions581 4 ай бұрын

Trick question. Nobody is safe from Zeus.

@theboy2721 4 ай бұрын

@@idiotwithopinions581 in bed.

@juannaym8488 4 ай бұрын

@@idiotwithopinions581 didn't he fuck an animal once?

@MrSandman_0981 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@user-mk2ss6py3i 3 ай бұрын

I don't like big tits tbh

@rodgeers7347 Ай бұрын

Damn, even in Ancient Greece they were trying to come up with ways to say "It's not small."

@austinvanwormer5102 Ай бұрын

This really helps all the men out there, we're truly civilized men

@thegodofthegods1084 Жыл бұрын

“Babe I lied. I’ve been civilized this whole time.”

@Fazimusalt1 3 ай бұрын

Plot twist she's likes her men civilized

@windbuster 2 ай бұрын

@@Fazimusalt1haha I wish…

@Fazimusalt1 2 ай бұрын

@@windbuster I assure you that no matter what it is, there's at least one person in the world who's sexually attracted to it. You just have to find them

@letsgetitback Ай бұрын

Don't take my civilization away

@mobarakjama5570 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@pc_suffering6941 Ай бұрын

"if you were good looking, you were probably a good person" Glad too see human views on that haven't changed

@cantinoch9579 Ай бұрын

Sadly a lot of people in my life make this seem true.

@fauzanaziz6365 Ай бұрын

@@cantinoch9579well doesn't that sounds like a blast...

@TheZombinator1 Ай бұрын

Its kinda true tho in general, ugly people have a higher chance to have something wrong with them mentally as well.

@yoboimichproductionsinc.2948 Ай бұрын

My guess is that beautiful people are happier in comparison so it can affect how they behave. Though many ugly friends of mine are fantastic human beings

@MOE13576 Ай бұрын

@@yoboimichproductionsinc.2948YOU on the other hand are apparently NOT a fantastic human being 😂

@sturmtiger7704 Ай бұрын

I am so uncivilized! Aaaaahhhhh! I am a renegade! As matter of fact, I think I think I will buy a cookie and punch it! This better work...

@naseralsubaie628 Ай бұрын

turns out i am uncivilised

@jonharrison3114 11 ай бұрын

Imagine you try to roast Pythagoras and he hits you with the golden ratio

@Almost_Awesome 10 ай бұрын

L+Golden Ratio

@NyarlathotepCrawlingChaos 9 ай бұрын

It’s ok. That’s when you hit him with a chair. Lol

@notproductiveproductions3504 8 ай бұрын

Then you pull out a handful of fava beans and watch him get a Dream Theater level Panic Attack

@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 Ай бұрын

Bro died because he didn't want to run in a bean field

@WynnofThule Ай бұрын

@@notproductiveproductions3504Dream Theater referenced👍

@brotherbootlegger1777 Жыл бұрын

"Sorry babe, I guess I'm just too civilized"

@Fabian-jg2lc Жыл бұрын

Im a male, blond hair and blue eyes. Im muscular and... I have a small penis. 😄👍

@frostyskeletons8950 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if it’s become lube wasn’t much of a thing then to my knowledge, no one wants a dry big dick

@worstgamer1162 Жыл бұрын

I'm 4.8, am I a civilized man? Edit: im from murica so inches

@yourdailymushroom Жыл бұрын

@@worstgamer1162 You're better than a friend of mine.

@Fabian-jg2lc Жыл бұрын

@@worstgamer1162 cm or inch? Thats a big difference. 😄👍

@TheDevilsAccountant Ай бұрын

I can't believe that in Ancient Greece, I would have been considered greedy.

@hanokokun9246 Ай бұрын

I told my wife size doesn’t matter and she didn’t listen

@Adam-lz7sr Ай бұрын

Turns out I’m extremely civilized

@octoling7 Ай бұрын

Turns out I'm more barberic then i thought (I'm 13 help)

@sparagmos4748 Ай бұрын

And pure, don't forget pure!

@Adam-lz7sr Ай бұрын

@@octoling7 😭

@druid3694 Ай бұрын

@@octoling7Wanna cut my hair?

@Upper_echelon_exotics Ай бұрын

I came to the comments to find these...you guessed it comments 😅

@timelmy6694 Ай бұрын

"It may be small but it's fierce!" 😂

@WelcomeToThePrideSquad Ай бұрын

Anytime I feel insecure about my own body, I remind myself of the women from all those beautiful Renaissance era paintings. It makes me feel better about myself to know that those women's natural beauties are noticed and appreciated. #stopbodyshaming #selflove #youarebeautiful 💛💗🥹

@ketchup_oreo Ай бұрын

the men got it good too lol

@JordanClymer-fh3pf 10 күн бұрын

even most modern men like a little meat on the bones. I still urge anyone to be healthy, but that doesn't mean be a bean pole. It means have strength, vitality, and feel good for it. Whatever your body looks like under those circumstances will be perfectly fine and attractive.

@ConnerV Жыл бұрын

He probably has a really nice personality since he’s so civil and pure☺️🥹🥺

@Loading-lg6hs Жыл бұрын

high off the copium

@qb8628 Жыл бұрын

Just call me Dave the Barbarian 😔

@hobblingoblin2813 Жыл бұрын

Your name trips me out

@visassess8607 Жыл бұрын

@@Loading-lg6hs They're coping by making a joke?

@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Жыл бұрын

Dat name tho

@WeebooMeeboo 7 ай бұрын

"If you were good looking, you were probably a good person" Meanwhile Aphrodite: **punishes women who are more beautiful than her**

@kendraspangler186 Ай бұрын

Jokes aside, Greek gods and goddesses had their own rules from Greek civilians. This is especially notable in the goddesses, a shining example being Athena. Ancient Athens was arguably one of the most misogynistic societies to date, but the goddess representing war and the military was very intentionally female because she's a goddess, and a female God was on a whole different level than a female human.

@muffinmuffin8946 Ай бұрын

I am not gonna defend Aphrodite, I have nothing to defend her with

@PhantomGato-v- Ай бұрын

The same woman who drugged like 6 women to help her son found Rome, folks.

@dylanmorgan5589 Ай бұрын

So technically true.

@the_rachel_sam Ай бұрын

I have red hair and blue/green eyes, but my face is a little crooked so I think I’d be safe lol

@azathoththe3rd 26 күн бұрын

That male greek statue looks like he's doing the Shaggy "are you challenging me" meme

@raviyien6560 Ай бұрын

assigning a character to someone via something out of one's control is wild.

@JordanClymer-fh3pf 10 күн бұрын

Genetics does that all the time. Yes, personality too.

@JellyAntz Жыл бұрын

When Obi Wan said “So uncivilized,” it was actually a compliment… 💀🗿👌

@internationalspacestation7471 Жыл бұрын

The biggest blaster of them all

@donovanfaust3227 Жыл бұрын

It would make sense that the large phallic lightsaber is just compensating for their civility.

@adachi3984 Жыл бұрын

"there's always a bigger dick"

@FlashQuatsch Жыл бұрын

AYO

@JellyAntz Жыл бұрын

@@Barquevious_Jackson the emoji itself is too vague and fun for that use 🗿 and it’s barely used for that now, it’s ironic ig 🤷🏻‍♂️

@TheFizio Жыл бұрын

Woman in ancient Greece: happens to exist *"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS"*

@SA-wr1bp Жыл бұрын

Quite literally

@ahmadnaser8172 Жыл бұрын

in the shape of a shower

@jorriffhdhtrsegg Жыл бұрын

Attractive woman exists and along comes Aphrodite "how dare you be as pretty as me.."

@averageexistenceenjoyer3950 Жыл бұрын

9 months later: AND THEN ALONG CAME HERA

@s1d3r34l Жыл бұрын

oh he came alright

@mikemosc3254 Ай бұрын

It's still true today. Just in animated and even live action media.

@masscreationbroadcasts Ай бұрын

"Yeah yeah, I'm very... Civilised."

@calebdume582 Жыл бұрын

As a ginger with blue eyes, I support this message.

@mwndjddjdhdbbf8408 Жыл бұрын

How dare you be everything I want to be?

@celtofcanaanesurix2245 Жыл бұрын

plus the curvaceousness

@leergut858 Жыл бұрын

Same here

@adamallen8787 Жыл бұрын

Fine I’ll be the one to ask…..Do….do you have a soul? I mean I don’t remember The Weasleys feeling anything when a dementor was near which affects the soul

@jmgonzales7701 Жыл бұрын

i guess the greeks liked aryan and Celtic people.

@CirclingDuck Жыл бұрын

It's true. I am gluttonous and barbarous.

@queerios9925 Жыл бұрын

Nice

@Radientzone345 Жыл бұрын

Great job yo

@draconicdemigod9696 Жыл бұрын

We are descendents of cimerians.

@historiesweiss4785 Жыл бұрын

Almost had me till the end of the video

@Jack_Jack_907 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@predator-ib1tx Ай бұрын

I can make so many jokes to this I don't even know where to start 😂😂 I gotta show this to my friends sometime

@WebSoak 25 күн бұрын

Ah, so that’s why they say I’m so uncivilized

@danser_theplayer01 Жыл бұрын

Maan I'm so barbaric, I * ugh* I can barely walk with this barbarism of mine.

@dmolegend1699 Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@danser_theplayer01 Жыл бұрын

@@dmolegend1699 🍒🍌

@burnmarshm3ll071 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 this one made me chuckle

@patrickcarnate882 Жыл бұрын

isn't having a third leg makes walking easier?

@danser_theplayer01 Жыл бұрын

@@patrickcarnate882 Not when this third leg randomly shrinks and erects.

@Fosy8457 Жыл бұрын

I’m impressed by the amount of civil man all of a sudden popping out of the woodwork and admitting to be civil 😂 #Weloveacivilking

@hamzahahmedsiddiqui Жыл бұрын

Habibi, tf u care about people's civility. Astagfirullah sister.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@noahbartlett1296 Жыл бұрын

@@hamzahahmedsiddiqui bro she’s joking chill

@fgs7381 Жыл бұрын

@@hamzahahmedsiddiqui lmfao

@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211 Жыл бұрын

World peace achieved

@frog_230_lover7 Жыл бұрын

@@hamzahahmedsiddiqui ewww

@DyspareEmbodied Ай бұрын

The very last thing you wanted to be in ancient Greece was a muscular handsome male.

@pelmeni_va Ай бұрын

Another W for the Barbarians 😎😎😎

@Sskookumm Ай бұрын

I have red hair and blue eyes, now all i need is a time machine.

@goldendog7891 Ай бұрын

right? YALL BRING ME BACK I HAVE BELLY FAT TOO PLS

@Gibberish947 Ай бұрын

WEASLEY!

@WisteriaWinds Ай бұрын

same

@ElysetheEevee Ай бұрын

@HDTomo Dude, having belly fat doesn't automatically make you "obese." You do realize there are technically several levels to body weight/fat disbursement? Even just going by general vibe on obesity, having belly fat doesn't mean that, either. Back when I was thin (I was for most of my life until having my son), even being 110 lbs into adulthood at 5'5", I STILL had some belly chub and a little muffin top. Body type helps determine that. I've seen woman skinnier than I ever was that had belly fat. It's a female thing and it's natural. I know you were being facetious, but the way you say things can have a negative impact on people.

@garyfrancis6193 Ай бұрын

Μιλάτε ελλινικα?

@Display-name Ай бұрын

"Babe, it looks like yours is the purest one among your friends"

@meyesepiclychill9879 Ай бұрын

I'm the sinful one ☠️

@kaeya_1385 Ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@brittanyjoseph3485 Ай бұрын

😮😂😂

@HiddenLotus Ай бұрын

😆🤣😂🤣💀

@space_twitch1926 Ай бұрын

@@meyesepiclychill9879Jail

@user-lr2ib1cv4d Ай бұрын

Rubinesque was beautiful, as it was a sign of assuredness of being able to survive individually in cultures that went through famines: lean times.

@chris-sama913 Ай бұрын

I've never felt more Civil in my Life

@wjays Жыл бұрын

They actually named the civil war after me, for how civil I am

@masuooo4452 Жыл бұрын

wdym WAS

@user-vq8lp3nc4j Жыл бұрын

@@masuooo4452 he grew I guess

@wjays Жыл бұрын

@@masuooo4452 mb, I meant AM

@skipperringo Жыл бұрын

@@masuooo4452 you didn’t hear? He actually died in the war, got too close to a cannon smh

@RichardThimble Жыл бұрын

The 7 centimeter war

@BungHoleStuffer Жыл бұрын

Guess we’re pretty “civil” than huh

@MarcoPolo-YogurtSlinger Жыл бұрын

Than who? Then?

@AlexIncarnate911 Жыл бұрын

@@MarcoPolo-YogurtSlinger Than Huh. You’re not familiar with the infamous Huh?

@bugzyhardrada3168 Жыл бұрын

Geezus mate, dont mention the Huh, i thought we discussed this in history class....

@h3ll0w0rld7 Жыл бұрын

@@bugzyhardrada3168 sry i dropped soap before going to that class, who huh?

@tabatzanabtheivth6557 Жыл бұрын

We?

@Captainsaucebuckle Ай бұрын

I'm halfway there. Just need to start working out.

@cursedmoney8299 Ай бұрын

Finally a use for this thing

@logeyperogi1805 9 ай бұрын

“If you were good looking, you were probably a good person” Boy how the times have changed

@HangingDGrunt Ай бұрын

Nah, that philosophy hasn't even changed since then.

@lyssao.8308 Ай бұрын

I’d say it’s the other way around nowadays. 😊

@Chrom4Prez Ай бұрын

So has cosmetic surgery lol

@Cipher_Paul Ай бұрын

Not really, Aphrodite was already an awful person. They just hated ugly people so much that they had to justify their hate in some way.

@Hsjsjb2626 Ай бұрын

I mean earlier it was the pretty privilege keeping you sane. Now everyone gets a backlash.

@iqs25 2 ай бұрын

“What? The people on Twitter are civilised??”

@spicymeltedgummybear7144 Ай бұрын

It’s a crime that your comment has only 24 likes 🤣🤣

@BrimmedIsSoCool Ай бұрын

“What? The average league of legends player is civilised?” 💀

@xd._.28234 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@suspendedlgx7129 Ай бұрын

No fking way

@Lil_Noot Ай бұрын

That burn was legendary lmao 😂

@George___Weasleys-S.O. Ай бұрын

My thoughts: *seeing the tittle* probably not. End of video: I KNEW IT!!!

@zeals936 Ай бұрын

About her eyebrows, towards the beginning of the podcast about her psychological distress, she said she plucked her brow hair all out when she was admitted into psychiatric care when she was younger. It was her form of self harm. Similar to cutting, eyelash hair pulling, hair pulling, peeling off fingernails, etc.

@Thommy2n Ай бұрын

"If you were good looking, you were a good person" I'm sure Narcissus would agree with you, but he's too caught up in his own perfect reflection to reply right now.

@krei-ations6918 Ай бұрын

That’s funny

@prenomnom2812 Ай бұрын

@millie.mo0 Ай бұрын

LMAO😂

@ashessakura7518 Ай бұрын

Narcissus is caught up in being a flower XD Funny that beauty was deemed good but he was punished and killed for thinking himself beautiful lol

@denniscarroll3164 Ай бұрын

Good one!

@annhentaiuser6658 Жыл бұрын

Obi-wan: **looks down at General Grevious* "So uncivilized!"

@daniellukonics2246 11 ай бұрын

Omg😂😂😂

@BradleyLayman 11 ай бұрын

Personally, I call my penis Count Dooku instead

@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 11 ай бұрын

I can hear this 😂😂

@AUGUSTIN-MUSIC 11 ай бұрын

ayyYOOO

@HELLOTHERE_1014 11 ай бұрын

Hello there

@linktv7979 Ай бұрын

Back then, the average size jokes were just compliments😂😂😂

@tyslainpvps3987 Ай бұрын

Heard the last sentence and had to run straight to the comments

@nickeni3050 Жыл бұрын

"she had golden red hair" So he's either trying to describe ginger hair or he's a Wattpad author👁️👄👁️

@mariovillarreal8647 Жыл бұрын

I'd always heard Helen of Troy and Cleopatra two renown all time beauties were both brunettes like Elizabeth Taylor and Sophia Loren.

@mariovillarreal8647 Жыл бұрын

@ferret sounds very plausible and didn't use our modern day description because maybe he didn't know strawberries.

@zerotodona1495 Жыл бұрын

That means strawberry blonde now a days.

@nickeni3050 Жыл бұрын

@@zerotodona1495 but strawberry blonde is blonde right? But they were saying the favoured thing was red hair... Or am i mixing up something 😵

@ALunarLight Жыл бұрын

@@nickeni3050 i googled it Strawberry blonde belongs to the red hair group. 'Strawberry blonde is the lightest shade of red hair. Other tones in this color group include mahogany, copper and Irish red. When somebody says they have strawberry blonde hair, they're stating their shade of red.

@improvmaster3 Жыл бұрын

Me with red hair, blue eyes, and thiccness: I’m living in the wrong time

@user-zn5xt2ig5b Жыл бұрын

Golden ratio

@themeerkat5157 Жыл бұрын

i think that only went for women though

@Circ00mspice Жыл бұрын

@@themeerkat5157 Weren't the Greeks super gay tho? Sounds like a Greek bisexual wet dream

@AB-5482 Жыл бұрын

Here's the attention you wanted

@improvmaster3 Жыл бұрын

@@themeerkat5157 yea?

@LydianMelody Ай бұрын

You know what isn’t symmetrical? The golden ratio. The Pythagorean spiral.

@festuswilliams654 Ай бұрын

That last bit is COPIUM is the highest order😅😅😅

@elijinn5044 Жыл бұрын

It turns out I'm extremely civil and pure

@Acheron666 Жыл бұрын

I must be Satan incarnate.

@dankmouse632 Ай бұрын

@@Acheron666 I bet you took a nice sip of your sophisticated tea after commenting this

@ThomasMoore-qv4og Ай бұрын

“it just means I’m Handsome, trust me” Pythagoras at some point

@notlolmaster3005 Ай бұрын

Nah imagine he made the pp thing up to make himself look better

@mrjoblox Ай бұрын

@@notlolmaster3005 im 6 inches but yeah bro is right; people with smaller lengths are usually less cocky, in my environment at least

@kricku Ай бұрын

And he conveniently didn't mention hairlines

@markjohnstonjr4106 Ай бұрын

@@mrjoblox Caught the urinal peeker 😂😂

@notlolmaster3005 Ай бұрын

@@mrjoblox hold up, how do yo they are less cocky 💀

@yahia9481 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 " he so civilised like omg 💅"

@a-cygnus Ай бұрын

Never thought of myself as a glutton, but here we are.

@ST4RSH4PED Жыл бұрын

i learnt about this in my maths class when i was 11. everyone measured their own faces, applied the equation and then they had to stand up infront of the class. i was deemed mathematically the most ugly person in that room. made me feel real nice

@white_tulip2189 Жыл бұрын

The golden equation? I failed it too

@bdkplaysx 11 ай бұрын

sounds like something we shouldnt be doing, huh. way to ostracize somebody over an ancient beauty standard. I'd report that, to be honest. doesnt seem very fair to teens fragile self esteems. the standard of beauty is always changing- what was beautiful in Ancient Greece would've had you burned at the stake during the Salem Witch trials. it's all so trivial 🙄

@SaikiKFann 11 ай бұрын

Golden equation isn't made for poc ppl so don't feel too bad

@justatogepienjoyingchocolate 11 ай бұрын

Ugly on a mathematical level ☠️☠️☠️

@keilafleischbein59 11 ай бұрын

@@SaikiKFann it's for all people.

@emZee1994 Жыл бұрын

The small p3nis thing is incorrect. They depicted them as smaller in art becuase it SYMBOLISED a person overcoming their inner beast and become a higher being. It was a symbol of their intellect controlling their instincts and not the other way around, which is why they are depicted with beards (the sign of the philosopher). Also it's just much more aesthetic in art, imagine if all those beautiful statues had huge dongs, it would look ridiculous and comical

@sebastiancalvey1226 Жыл бұрын

You Didn't Actually Disprove the Point but made it. You just went Deeper into it

@Preservestlandry Жыл бұрын

I'd actually prefer a normal penis on a statue, rather than all the men having baby penises. Is it just me? Statues of grown men with baby penises is just so strange.

@mariovillarreal8647 Жыл бұрын

I think the artist did things the way they wanted no rules or guidelines. Artistic license realism or fantasy whatever they felt inspired to do; no analytical definitions of what was " correct art".

@jmgonzales7701 Жыл бұрын

i mean..... who would like smaller dongs?

@DivineKnight_115 Жыл бұрын

Actually a decent message there still, remember lads think with your main head and not your second and you can do great things

@agentash0036 Ай бұрын

having the same body type as a lot of the aphrodite statues (and the same as a lot of renaissance paintings) makes me feel a lot better about my body tbh

@PotearBoi Ай бұрын

Huge W

@MollyHJohns Ай бұрын

This... this is a humblebrag if I interpret it another way 😂

@chetmanley1885 Ай бұрын

ἡμῖν ἀρέσκουσιν παχεῖαι.

@cats2905 Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t use a sculpture to justify obesity

@agentash0036 Ай бұрын

@@cats2905 😂 that's nowhere near obesity dude

@vipnetworker Ай бұрын

I immediately came to the comments section. I knew you all would not let me down. 😂

@ntdghxst3303 Ай бұрын

Pythagoras out there making sound his doe-ing is like a lightsaber, “an elegant weapon for a more civilized age”

@schizophreniagaming1187 Жыл бұрын

Me twirling my homie's 10 incher: "So uncivilized."

@baigonrice6703 Жыл бұрын

Eh yo??

@sophiaredwood5825 Жыл бұрын

JSBDJDB

@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 Жыл бұрын

You what now?

@hyrumgibby1362 Жыл бұрын

🤨📸

@squiddygirl1633 Жыл бұрын

Pause

@anarcho-savagery2097 Жыл бұрын

Pure, Civil Men, *ASSEMBLE*

@allknowingfreddybear9291 Ай бұрын

Oh, I finally figured it out. I must be half Greek. A truly sophisticated conqueror.

@iammatt3174 Ай бұрын

So if I also got my grandma's ginger hair I'd be almost a epitome of beauty for ancient Greeks. Pog.

@Franz0818 Жыл бұрын

“Having a small wiener was considered as to be beautiful in Ancient Greece” *You hear that little buddy?*

@ChickenJoe-tq6xd Жыл бұрын

Are you fr bro that sucks

@faleilham8334 Жыл бұрын

*The little buddy is around 12"*

@shastacat9632 Жыл бұрын

so your saying i gotta a chance

@jackroyaltea5034 Жыл бұрын

This sounds like the men who controlled things just decided they wanted to make big dicks seem gross to women. I’m sure this failed but if it did work then wouldn’t that mean thru selection Greek men would have smaller wangs in the present day?

@ojoking695 Жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait! What if your penis is mid?

@marakalos3838 Жыл бұрын

Imagine being a big time grower as a man. Outward quite pure but in private quite barbarous. Amusing

@mariovillarreal8647 Жыл бұрын

Not so amusing as for a warrior it stays out of the way when not in use but when needed the landing gear comes down. Evolution.

@marakalos3838 Жыл бұрын

@@mariovillarreal8647 How practical!

@dirkthewrench Жыл бұрын

Civil in the streets Barbarian in the sheets

@jackmrsich3178 Жыл бұрын

“Chicks dig it, believe me” -A guy who is not me

@wildfire9280 Жыл бұрын

@@mariovillarreal8647 This is why the only supremacy I believe in is *G R O W E R S U P R E M A C Y.*

@Real_Karoshi Ай бұрын

To that I say, “Bar-bar-bar BAR!!!”

@NikkaTiel Ай бұрын

Pythagoras sounds like the name of a legendary Pokemon

@hakasims 11 ай бұрын

“A small penis was a sign of civility” I believe this is what the kids call a cope Edit: Everybody in this comment section is so mean to me and my ginormous dick

@neroatlas9121 11 ай бұрын

Or maybe, the abs werent the things overcompensating all along.

@miketrujillo3677 11 ай бұрын

Im very civil

@yeatdagoat173 11 ай бұрын

Cope is one hell of a drug

@wnathanielw 11 ай бұрын

SILENCE, GLUTON. YOU'RE NOT CIVIL

@kovski666 11 ай бұрын

💪😎 cope more, my uncivil brother