when i was a life guard we peed in pools all the time. it was to the point that we never used the bathrooms to do it cause it was easier to pee in the pools

"The bacteria always win" Ah yes, the last of hummus

12:00 Kate opening the door right as he says "Pissing in the sink is about sending a message" is peak comedy.

He’s learned nothing from his simultaneous case of salmon fella and camp of love vector

"The straw men have become straw boys" is one of the funniest things he's ever said

This is the first time I actually straight up just sat down and watched the video instead of having it in the back for the audio. I was in full trance, it's like watching one of those shorts with mobile game gameplay on the side and your brain just shuts off while you watch the game and let the audio drizzle into you. man.

There’s only two types of people in the world. Those of us who pee in the sink, and those of us who sink in the pee.

Asking your doctor what they think about double dipping is a skit right out of Curb Your Enthusiasm

All these Mario Maker Rants have been a pegged gold mine.

I'm honestly like George. I never even realized double-dipping was considered rude/unsanitary at all until someone pointed it out to me. I'm still mostly on the, "Who cares?" side, but if someone I'm with finds it gross, I'll respect that because it's not like it's a big deal to me either way.

There is comon-ish adage in Russia: "Only dead man doesn't piss in sink" Some say it means that every living person breaks etiquette from time to time.

1:39 because of the original question, i pre-laughed at "I'd rather be in a situation where people are double dipping than a situation where people are like 'hey, would you like to eat my ass?'"

Imagine his daughter's reaction in the future on all these poop stories

"I'm not going to answer the question the way you posed it" made me laugh more than it should have

Brother, this thumbnail is goated with the sauce.

I learned this from working at/ being the manger of a pool for 4 years. The chlorine in the water isn't what makes your eyes burn, this is caused by having a moderate concentration of piss of the pool water. A pool with generally low Piss levels wont agitate you eyes. (just a fun fact)...

Out of context NL "Pissing in the sink is about sending a message."

“Speaking moistly” was where I couldn’t agree more

Piss is NOT sterile btw

NL: I would serve a thanksgiving turkey if it fell on the floor and nobody was watching also NL: so my daughter pooped on the floor...

top tier rant, right on the shelf next to picky eater

I watch this with no guilt knowing that every time I had to piss I got out of the pool and went to the bathroom.

the banter is so pegged

I used to work as a life guard at a water park with a lazy river. My bosses encouraged us to pee in the water if we had to go as to not waste their time while they covered our zone. I never did this personally but I know my coworkers did and the water used to give me skin hives with how much chlorine they flushed the water with to try and balance out the amount of poop and piss in that water.

This video is literal comedic gold in all respects.

Excuse me Library, who authorized you cooking that thumbnail?

I peed in the pool at my middle school, it was too cold, I was doing everyone a favor

"People these days are crazy" - Bald Crazy Canadian

Oh the misery! 16:36

THE LAST BIT , ROFL

the case against double dipping is more that you are ruining a already shared item. sharing your drink gives others the option to say nbd, instead of you forcing it. idk

the HOT SAND 6:13 thank you egg for the free christopher walken impression

For the food on the floor bit im imagining NL in that scene in friends where joey and rachel eating cheesecake off the floor

NL doesn't understand that I'll exit the shower soaking wet mid shower to piss in the toilet. I'm just built different.

I’ve double dipped before, but I’ll do it maybe once if I’m REALLY enjoying that artichoke jalapeño dip. Usually I’ll flip the celery stick though and dip only 2 times

bro once someone double dipped and I almost died

For the thumbnail why did they made the non-piss water white. It implies things I dare not say

why am i only just realizing after the video has ended that the thumbnail is hilarious

The sheer amount of pool pissing that not only occurs but is considered completely publicly acceptable makes me more sure than anything that we as a species are not prepared for the amount of power we wield on a daily basis.

im happy i finished eating my food before the 12 minute mark

Ooh, Oh The Misery Every Single Woman Is My Enemy

Speaking moistly! 🤣

NL really do be self reporting

With how Koreans eat, I would think double dipping might be encouraged. Source, I'm half Korean, and with being at white BBQ, I've learned that they prefer not to think about it unless it happens in front of them.

Mario maker has really been bringing out the good banter

Librarian putting the game as I Wanna Be the Guy is GOATed.

14:00 parental NTR

this thumbnail is hilarious

I can't wait for the b&b to rewatch this along w the gameplay payoff

In the famous words of Bobby Boucher what mama don’t know don’t hurt her😭

People are always saying to sip your friends but no one is ever dipping their friends?

At least he never had a very bad bacterial infection that would cause him to rethink this take 😂

This is an all time rant

That thumbnail looking like he came in the pool

2:00 shoutout to the 1 guy who made the "sip your friends" reference. were old timers arent we

I just learned the word motile, and it is only 3pm

tbf, if i was a teenager at school and i found out that my dad shared a story about how i shit on the floor to 50 thousand people i would be kind of mad even if it doesnt matter

Thing about double dipping is it's really not needed, some minor planning with how you dip offsets the need to double dip. Also it's not really about the reality of bacteria being everywhere. It's more about the figurative dirtyness of doing that to a dip that's being shared, sort of like a breach of respect and decency. Major overthinking but that's how I feel

I can't believe my streamer is a bacteria defeatist. Is the bacteria lobby paying this man for that take?

10:17 this is true tho every time a take a piss after swimming in a pool it hurts like hell

There's no way double dipping presents any serious unsanitary concerns unless you're eating with someone who is seriously ill and then you have more pressing concerns, namely the giant bacteria cloud that forms around every single human from the 30m^3/h of air we exhale every hour. People need to grow up, we're giant walking collections of bacteria, any time you're within meters of someone you're breathing in their dead skin cells, airborne saliva particles etc. It's not gross, it's just life and probably a healthy exchange vital to a functioning human population (given it's how we evolved, it'd be rather odd for it to be harmful for us to prefer social gatherings to such a high degree if it wasn't beneficial).

Double dipping isn't really a problem, because: 1. most of the part of the dipping instrument that touched my mouth was bit off. 2. most of the part of the dip that the dipping instrument touches is brought along with the dipping instrument towards my mouth. Therefore, there is a very small chance any saliva made its way from my mouth into the dip via the dipping instrument.

NL would eat Kevin's chilli that spilled on the office carpet

picturing someone sitting in a bathtub and deciding to pee, water turning yellow broke me

16:30 Atrioc-posting

the allegations ain’t going away! 15:10

Bio major btw

saying you dont pick your nose is a topic no one talks about but everyone does it

What if I piss in the bathtub but before I stopped the draining so it's just draining as if it were in the shower? That's how I do it and it's satisfying (also I have a seat above the main bowl so it's not like I'm sitting in piss)

But what we haven't established is can you piss on *hospitality*?

i dont want a chubbyemu video on double dipping lol

Not sure if this is just an Australian thing but kids grow up hearing your piss turns neon purple from the public pool chemicals and we all learn it’s a hoax during one of our laps

I mean depends on how you bite that chip before double dipping. If you french it then pls no.

Is this a crossover episode with the other Canadian?

Listen I just don't want your saliva iny mouth. It's not that it's particular unsanitary, it's the the concept makes me uncomfortable.

Ive never been in a pool and not peed. t. 27 years old

How many millions of people lost their minds over mask mandates but complain when people double-dip.

Happy international women's day

okay now i'm wondering why the hell NL was playing mario maker again in early 2023

Pissing in the sink will leave smelly yellow stains on the porcelin no? Regardless of if i touch it or not i dont want a gross sink.

Soooo we’re just going to gloss over NL talking about sneaking glances in the gym shower?

you never double dip the chip. grow up.

i’m sorry but the pissing in the shower/bathtub is such a bad take 😭😭 the toilet is RIGHT NEXT TO ANY SHOWER there is no world you have to pee so bad that you can’t just get out and use the toilet,,,,

When i was a kid my moms x boyfriend told me to pee in he bath

Double dipping is a war crime. You can pee in your own shower if it's an emergency. But he does have a point about dropped food. If I drop a slice of cheese on the ground, that's going in the garbage, but if I drop an entire wheel of cheese on the ground, that shit is going back on the table.

People advocating for double dipping should actually be re-educated ngl

This dude is acting like he doesn’t live in a cold climate where everyone constantly has some cold, flu, or strep all of which are easily spread from saliva. Its actually the worst take I have ever heard. We wore masks because of our spit and this guy is just saying its ok for everyone to deposit theres in the community salsa because a fly might also go in it.

14:00 is the greatest dunk of all time