Gotta love the airport pound sign rondels on the floor. You've heard of Congestion Zones, and Low Emission Zones. Now London gets honest and calls it the Money Zone.

Best start to a Friday night this is after a shitty day working from home. You crack me up mate.

Re: 'Undertaking' the lane-hoggers. When I learned to drive (in Ireland, quite a few years ago) one of the three clearly articulated reasons you could overtake on the inside or undertake, was when the traffic in an outside lane was moving slower. If you're still driving within the prescribed speed limit there should be no issue with it provided you didn't deliberately move from behind the lane-hogger to the inside lane to go past them. I regularly drive past lines of traffic in the middle & outside lines while driving all alone in the inside lane on cruise control at the speed limit. The numpties in the outer lanes think they're moving faster because they're in the 'fast' lanes, I leave them to it.

The cabbie should have pulled in straighter at Gatwick Airport but sometimes the passengers are to blame by being demanding to stop at a particular spot as they are not prepared to walk 20 yards

"Who are you protecting yourself from? Yourself?" That cracked me up 😂

Just found your channel and subscribed, it does however remind me why I retired and moved to the Lakes… yes you still get the odd local making a balls up of things, particularly as it’s an aging population in the town I now live, (Penrith) and also holiday makers passing through. But for the most part local drivers are extremely courteous and friendly, nothing like the 30yrs of progressively worse driving standards day after day of what seemed the majority of London drivers. Up here it’s a different world.

That lorry reversing out, no reversing in could be an issue I think. What he should have is a spotter to help guide him out, either riding with him or one of the people who work where he's delivering, I see it all the time at my local B&Q, lorry needs to reverse out because it can't reverse in B&Q shop worker acts as a spotter for him don't know if that's Standard Operating for B&Q though

Thanks for the info on the taxis in London! When I was there, we used black cabs when we weren't on the tube or train. Never knew that about the licenses - taxis in my area are clearly marked as taxis - signs on top, name of taxi service and phone number. I would never think to look for stickers on windows.

Absolutely love your clips... Keep them coming.

This is why we need Defensive Driving Skills more than ever……

Driving in London is awful, for the most part drivers are impatient and discourteous. It’s so refreshing when someone gives way, or allows you to merge. We don’t go to London that often but I feel I need a message in my back window that reads “ I’m a Stranger Here”. Even good drivers make mistakes occasionally especially in an area they don’t know. We’ve been round roundabouts twice sometimes because the signs aren’t always easy to interpret, as for road markings they’re practically invisible and are completely if covered by a bus or a lorry. Thank goodness we live in the North and Good Luck to those of you who drive in London every day, I don’t know how you put up with it 🤪

0:32 what I would like to know is what is behind that brick wall right there on your right???? Looks very cool....

Some of your narration really did make me 😂😂 but there is nowt wrong with a bit of sarcasm. Its a good way to make your point. For some reason I didn't get any notification; then discovered an issue with the Subsciption...... I had been unsubscibed and am aware that it has happened to a lot of other channels 😮. Your other Subs might need to double check that they haven't had the same problem. Anyway; great content ✌️👊.

YES, subscribed ! Good channel

Another gem, thanks.

Thank you, another great video. We need 'Always an Audi' merchandise! 👍

Right turners who don't get across as far as they could and block the road are one of my pet hates.

Audi does mean ‘hearing’. As in ‘ALL other drivers should be hearing The Divine Approach of The Audi and GIVE WAY!’

love these clips, three Audis cut me up today, my mistake picking wife up at school times, one Kia left hand lane on dual carriageway cut me up turning right

Yay! You made my day!❤️

Just found channel. Grew up in Long Walk and went to De Burgh school in the early 80s. Haven't been back for 30 years. A trip down memory lane. I still remember the roads; Chetwood Rd., Merland Rise where I first went to school. Even the shops at Tattenham Way seem the same. Wonder if the Spar is still there? Keep up the good work.

Cheers for your content, I do enjoy it. 11:16 I think you should have waited until there was a hard shoulder before undertaking. Myself I tend to not do it at all.

Thanks The London Dash Cam 🚕👍

Class commentary as always. 😂😂😂

To be fair to the taxi driver, it doesn't matter how much knowledge he's done. If he's got a difficult customer demanding to be dropped off just before the silver car he's going to try and do that just to keep them happy and get rid of them ASAP.

Middle lane hogger in the Ford with the mask on is most frustrating

I had to do an emergency stop once near home while there were some roadworks going on. It was dark and the first time I noticed that there was someone in the road (a runner) was when I was almost about to hit them. They were dressed all in black (including from memory a balaclava, most likely because it was flipping freezing) and while they were a genuine runner (not a criminal) the stupid idiot had one tiny light on them that I could not see. With some reflective gear on their arms or legs (even a high vis jacket) I would easily have seen them and slowed down in advance but still wondered, why the hell where they running in the road?!

Nice one, its always nice to watch your videos in and around where I live. Just by the by are the arrows and circles included with capcut are do you do them yourself. Whichever they are great at highlighting issues.

Amazing!

Chuck them out at the long stay carpark and tell them to get the free shuttle bus, £5 saved.

The Audi at Gatwick did nothing wrong you obviously did not watch it for long enough 😁

At about 11:25, I would probably have also tried to give her a message, but I'd have held back until the hard shoulder re-appeared. That way you have an escape lane if she decides to wake up and move back into the left lane. It's almost certain that she wouldn't have checked her mirrors before doing that.

Audi user got privilege mate :D , I'm a audi driver too, but always follow rules :D

Like my dad always says treat every driver as a idiot and you are less likely to have a accident.

what I've witnessed, it's usually the smaller the car the worse it fits inside the painted lines. Let it be a parking spot or merging lane, doesn't matter.

1:26 - also known as a hook turn. Eminently safe and sensible. We were taught as children, but that was decades ago.

I think this proves a very good case for speaking to Audi U.K. about some initial extra driver training for all of their customers, before taking delivery..

In have major pillar issues in my car they are huge and I only drive a Corsa, I can't understand why they are so big, during the first week I had it I almost pulled out into a car three times

That pisses me right off when the council waste money creating a big box on the road for turning right and still these idiots don't take up the correct position on the road! Same with KEEP CLEAR written on the road you will always get the arsehole stopped right on top of the writing and I can't get to join the flow of traffic!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

2:18 Corner pillars seem a big problem in the modern SUV ---- have been caught out a few times myself

Familiar start - Carshalton........

"Look at them Eye Lashes" ewww sexy :) made me lol

I’m amazed that Audis don’t have Bluetooth for phones built in! (Even my humble Ford Focus has that!!)

Great video, Out of pure curiosity what vehicle do you drive?

Taxi was badly parked yes. But did he follow the car in front into the space and was left insufficient room by that driver.

The reason that wagon at Hampton Court was reversing was because his drop was on a slope. Those food wagons are full of cages. You kind of have to park facing downhill because when you open the shutter door to unload, if you were parked up hill all the cages would roll backwards and out the back of the wagon. Thanks for the vids mate 👍

11:30, some people have to wear a mask when they have a skin condition, have been to laser treatment and cannot be exposed to sunlight/sunshine, or some other dermatological necessity.... per doctor's orders.

Some terrible lane discipline 🤯

Audis' don't come with hands free?

Not to do with this video but read recently that you can be fined for not indicating even if nobody about, just in case someone might ‘ benefit ‘ ?

Did the emails of the clips I got go through?

Black and dark grey Audis are the pick of the crop. Ever thought of moving out into the country? Don't bother, they're here too.

I agree with much of what you say, but regarding the cyclist arriving from the right, the size of your car's 'A pillar' and the fact that it obscures your view is hardly someone else's fault. The 'A' pillar on my car is far from ideal, it's just a combination of the driving position and the design. You can get around it by just knowing what it obscures.

3:15 Gatwick Airport was Privatised in 2009. Before that there was no drop-off fee, now it is £5. We are told that private companies provide better services more efficiently.

You should know by now why people alone in a car wear a mask ! Its to stop the relentless urge to lick the windows 😂🤣😂🤣😳🤣

I would give the truck at Hampton Court a pass there. If that was a first time delivery it isn't obvious that it might not be possible to get straight through that area. He took it slow, it was safe. The "on the phone Audi" at the Downs however, driving with an arm across the steering wheel is a brilliant way to break your own nose with your own arm if you have a bump :--) That would be just desserts.

Here in the US when people were doing deliveries.. Cooked food, or Groceries.. Taxi or Uber too. .. they would be required to wear a mask while things that belonged to someone else were in their car. I could see that a uber driver would just wear the mask when the car was empty so not have to put one on.. BUT That being said... I don't think this was the case with the lane hog on the motorway..

Why do you care if someone has a mask on in the car 11:25 no hate

0:47 Roads are for pedestrians too. Rule H2: "Pedestrians may use any part of the road". Roads are shared spaces. Time to start sharing.

Blaming your pillar and a cyclist wearing dark clothes during the day are poor poor excuses. For a professional driver