MASTER THIEVES! (GTA Online)
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9 жыл бұрын► Watch more GTA HERE: bit.ly/SarkGTA ◄
We are the greatest thieves in history. Danny Ocean's crew? Pussies. The Italian Job? More like The Italian Shit. Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? ...um well, let's not get carried away.
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SeaNanners: / seananners
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MUSIC
‘Classic Rock’ - anthorama
www.audiojungle.net
'Fields of Green' - Per Kiilstofte
www.machinimasound.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Action Chase’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Oracle’ - danke
www.looperman.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Mainframe’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
License: CC Attribution 3.0
'War Drum Hypnotic Main' - Wardrums
www.pond5.com
'Rhastafarian' - Jason Shaw
www.audionautix.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Beachside’ - SimpleSounds
www.audiojungle.net
SOUND EFFECTS
‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0
@JakeTheLateCreates 9 жыл бұрын
can we all stop to appreciate that the store clerk pulled out a fucking BELT-FED LMG?
@fritzophrenia3146 9 жыл бұрын
Have you been to Los santos lately? The store clerks can afford to fuck around when it comes to robberies
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza 9 жыл бұрын
Adam Fritz right thats why these store clerks pay out so poor that you can't buy shit at ammunation
@SchrodingerMil 9 жыл бұрын
Can we all stop to realize that they asked if they could pull out their guns and shoot in a movie theater.
@SEDunkerley 9 жыл бұрын
You and Nanners together are one of those rare cases of 2+2=5. You expect such a video to be funny, and then it's even funnier than you hoped. You two play off each other so well, and it's comedy gold.
@Aaronlcyrus 9 жыл бұрын
I get more Nanners footage out of a Sark video than one from Nanners.
@Aaronlcyrus 9 жыл бұрын
I still love Nanners.
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
Aaronlcyrus Thought I'd clean up your thread. Too much shit-talking on my pals and My-Little-Pony-debating. Nanners & I are BOTH glad you enjoy our vids. Appreciate the support! :)
@Aaronlcyrus 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark just replied to me? :D hells yeah. Keep up the good work.
@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark Woohoo Mr Sark must have seen my comments too then :DD I love your vids!
@dillmale3044 9 жыл бұрын
I love Nanners, wish his videos were longer.
@DronePunkGAME 9 жыл бұрын
"Let's go off this ramp!" "That's not a ramp, that's a full on mounta-" *CRASH* Made me laugh pretty hard xD
@adamwalker353 9 жыл бұрын
that was one of the funniest videos ive seen in a long time lol. everytime he said let me park round the corner and then crashed in to the wall i cracked up, even the music editing for the actual heists. sark you're a genius lol. you have a comedic gift and your editing is just top notch always :)
@MrHaymaker 9 жыл бұрын
"Thats not a ramp, thats just a full on mountain. My entire body is going to be a scab" These are gold Sark. Copyright immediately!
@joelgarcia1244 9 жыл бұрын
2nd time"alright let me just drive up around the corner" *CRASHES* XD
@zapeks889 9 жыл бұрын
I'm Swedish, the exchange student concept didn't work as well I hoped it would :/ I suggest you try Robbaz-style. You achieve this by 1.Sexually harass the store manager pre- and post- death. 2.Blow shit up in amazing fashion. 3.Secret ingredient only Robbaz understands, all I know is that it's legendary. 4.Get away with it... somehow... o.o fucking robbaz..
@TenaciousTangerine 9 жыл бұрын
yenius
@eewweeppkk 9 жыл бұрын
TheTrollingCorn Half of the people reading wouldn't have understood the purpose if he didn't spell it that way.
@SNIPERPRODUCT1ONS 9 жыл бұрын
TheTrollingCorn Obviously... you ever think he was joking you damn derp? God you are such a yenius
@morganward8719 9 жыл бұрын
TenaciousTangerine HAHA GELOOORREEEEEUUUUSSSSS
@SkinsFirstGeneration 9 жыл бұрын
Everything from 7:09 to 9:24 is pure golden
@finnianhadid1937 7 жыл бұрын
Why'd the owner of that store have an LMG under the counter... that's how u know they were in a bad neighborhood
@MrMRZakster 7 жыл бұрын
Finnian Hadid my thoughts exactly!!
@waltus99 7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that you didn't give yourself the alias Tony Sark after Nanners said Bruce Pain!
@ZeIfore 9 жыл бұрын
6:03 Sign says "NO PARKING" *drives right up and parks after smashing into wall* When Sark breaks the rules, he goes all out!
@stubbier75 9 жыл бұрын
I have to say i lived in sweden all my life and i can confirme that there swedish is perfect
@therookanga 9 жыл бұрын
pärfect
@eliaspersson8285 9 жыл бұрын
Sverige
@lizardperson2293 9 жыл бұрын
Stubbier Their* Confirm* your English isn't lol
@ThaiLitzki 9 жыл бұрын
killipedi A You forgot to puncture your sentence and to use a comma, your English isn't that great either! By the way, I'm also Swedish and I've lived there my entire life. :D
@lizardperson2293 9 жыл бұрын
***** I am Swedish -_-
@fetamean 9 жыл бұрын
And to think you didn't want to be an editor. Now, you're one of the most detailed editors I've seen on KZfaq when it comes to gameplay.
@Darniros 9 жыл бұрын
'I feel a gentle breeze, are you thrusting Nanners?' HAHAHA
@JoXolah 9 жыл бұрын
This was kind of entertaining. Sark has to be one of the funniest KZfaqrs around. SeaNanners and Sark in a GTA setting makes for occasional hilarity and constant WTFness. I rate this a 8/10 and suggest a full hardcore heist with Chilled, Nanners and Gassy.
@Persholm1 6 жыл бұрын
I was reading that last part and truly belived you were going to suggest a full hardcore porn...
@704thyear 7 жыл бұрын
it's been 2 years and this is still one of my favourite videos
@godlyobject6509 9 жыл бұрын
Always nice to see a neck twister reference.
@anonymusultrammamma.2.099 8 жыл бұрын
I'm from Sweden and I LOVE Nanners and you speaking Swedish (it sounded more like Danish)
@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын
+Anonymus ULTRAMMAMMA.2.0 Haha yeah my accents are appalling.
@anonymusultrammamma.2.099 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr Sark lol (*^o^*)
@ojhat 7 жыл бұрын
i swear, Sark's vids are like the epitome of what I'd want a sitcom series to be like. gives an understandable reason as to why I love rewatching them all again and again and again (for reals)
@Friendly_Finn 9 жыл бұрын
The Sark & Nanners duo is just amazing! :D
@shrokbouf 9 жыл бұрын
As a Swede I can say that your accents are 100% spot. On.
@jacksonleith9153 9 жыл бұрын
Can I just say, it's hard for me to fathom that a KZfaqr could possibly be as good as Sark is. Every single video is on point, and the editing is constantly superb. Keep up the awesome work!
@kingdave1990 9 жыл бұрын
you are the best guy on youtube! i've lost count over how many times i've found myself bursting out into laughter watching your videos!
@gibbsisawesome 9 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but when Sark said "I... have no more skin on my body..." I died of laughter. XD
@BeastJF 9 жыл бұрын
I was almost in tears by the end of this video. Love these GTA online videos, keep it up! Been watching your videos for ages, love them :)
@sGInfekted 9 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see Mr Sark do videos about heists... My life needs more Sark heists.
@danruddy8217 9 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work sark! Been watching since the respawn days with hutch and nanners. You never fail to make me laugh whenever a video goes up!
@RixOkUSKEnSfM 9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. 12 minutes of Sark! Time to run to the store and get some good beer and popcorn. This moment can't be wasted! I absolutely love all of your videos man.
@BobSagetHamster 9 жыл бұрын
keep it up sark, im lovin the gta nanners and sark specials
@kazlightning1393 9 жыл бұрын
Sark, I have been watching your videos since 2013 and I have been loving every single one of them. Keep doing what you are doing.
@EnlivenAnimations 9 жыл бұрын
Just like to say I have always loved your videos and honestly think your the funniest person on KZfaq, thanks for being awesome!
@TheMADGUY50 8 жыл бұрын
I just got in a heated argument with my mom, and now only MrSark can console me. This feels good.
@TheButcherClan 9 жыл бұрын
Sark is amazing at editing, I've noticed this for awhile but this video is exceptional.
@oliver7710 9 жыл бұрын
Top notch editing as always, Sark!
@fafnir242 2 жыл бұрын
Nanners: "Don't say my name out loud!" Also Nanners: *"HOW'S IT GOING!? BRUCE PAYNE HERE!"*
@hunterthompson6295 9 жыл бұрын
Man love these videos sark... Keepem up it makes my day just that much better watching your well made vids 😁
@mattis2489 9 жыл бұрын
As always, delightful editing Mr. Sark.
@jonosrecords 9 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for Sark to get 1 mil subs! that will be one badass day
@GriseWeisshark 9 жыл бұрын
I love how Sark takes the role-playing seriously. He acted Willy Wonka, I mean Wonky Willa, great with that voice-imitating, love for chocolates, the choco-factory, magic elevator, and the golden tickets! Thumbs up for that!
@jofac22 9 жыл бұрын
This video is so good I came back a day later to watch it again. VERY well done Sark I commend you sir. Thanks for happiness
@ejanocrowsnatcher6785 9 жыл бұрын
ahahaha sark I love all your videos that make me laugh so much. I really like your editing style, and thx for being awesome :D
@sentry-mann891 9 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did at the Wonky Willa character in a long time. I choked on my popcorn at the "Got any chocolate beer?" line....that voice is just too perfect....and yes I was eating popcorn while watching Sark vids X)
@jacoblucas4259 9 жыл бұрын
In my long and storied history as a 24/7 Clerk, I can't tell you how many amateur thieves have failed to pull off the Repairman/Hammer-murder Plot. You guys clearly know what you're doing.
@KassandraIsWife 9 жыл бұрын
Why the hell did the 3rd store owner have a fucking MACHINE GUN?!?!
@evanmackenzie8173 9 жыл бұрын
Because murica
@TheCaboose20 9 жыл бұрын
^ pretty much
@switch-e1769 9 жыл бұрын
That clerk has been robbed too many times
@KassandraIsWife 9 жыл бұрын
***** Never robbed a store before so I wouldn't know.
@switch-e1769 9 жыл бұрын
The 7/11 near me has a clerk that is just a sentry gun
@GibboTheGamer 9 жыл бұрын
Best video yet Sark
@aubreybunn 9 жыл бұрын
This is giving me some great codenames for my next robbery. Thanks for the help Sark!
@sun281jon 9 жыл бұрын
Damn, the music selection for sark's videos these days is on point.
@jackbennett2269 5 жыл бұрын
over the years ive re watched old sark videos so much. shit is just too funny and too well done
@niclikescakes 5 жыл бұрын
not alone man! its entertaining over and over i have no idea how
@FlameJackstar 9 жыл бұрын
Sark is love. Sark is life.
@sebalven 9 жыл бұрын
Listening to my aunt talk to me in swedish just after listening to Sark and Nanners made me laugh so hard because all I could hear was their voices.
@Persholm1 9 жыл бұрын
dont even have to watch your videos to like em, you just know they're good
@SmokeDog1871 9 жыл бұрын
The part where you talk to the black dudes was freakin hilarious
@erickolar2829 9 жыл бұрын
When He said Mountain Dew Baja blast, I instantly got excited.😂😂 NEW SUBSCRIBER!
@meow9583 9 жыл бұрын
Haha, I love this! One of my favourite youtubers! =D
@Funkzi 9 жыл бұрын
This had me in stitches. Expect a doctors bill soon, Sark.
@DoggoneSix340 9 жыл бұрын
I like the longer videos Sark. No, I LOVE the longer videos!
@Lethalnewb 9 жыл бұрын
That "We've done it!" by Sark was simply amazing.
@jetinx2871 9 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see Adam and Sark play a GTA Online heist.
@HRoberts1991 9 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for anyone to play a GTA Online heist.
@noobtube1414 9 жыл бұрын
That moment when you forget to buy the tickets for a rollercoaster while being chased by bloodthirsty cops....happens every damn time
@MrRedsnake 8 жыл бұрын
All hail Mr.Sark
@MrDoucheMagoo 9 жыл бұрын
The intense music from the bar scene in The Guest. Nice.
@toolioaglasias 9 жыл бұрын
Another fantastic piece of entertainment thankyou
@StevenBrulehiemer 9 жыл бұрын
This seems like a normal day for Nanners and Sark. You might as well call it a dual vlog.
@pikawesomeness 9 жыл бұрын
Sark, how do you say half of this stuff with a straight face? xD Not cracking up is impossible when it comes to your videos :)
@FoamParty2254 9 жыл бұрын
Dear Sark, Im 99% sure you put Nanners voice a little bit ahead so the lag isn't noticable. I would bring it back a tad. It kinda sounds like he's interrupting you every time he talks, lol. Keep up the amazing content
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah there were numerous sync issues with the audio so this was the best I could do within a reasonable (for me) amount of time.
@WolfWraithGames 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark you should try getting Nanners to do something in game like fire a gun and make him say something each time he does, that way you have your own sync point to work with when using his voice whether it's footage on his end or yours, might help?
@prow6 8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I never noticed that. I'm genuinely impressed that Sark when thru the effort to do that, it's incredible attention to quality. Bless Sark
@pattyX15 9 жыл бұрын
Sark makes the perfect Wonky Willa! XD Love his voice when he does that! lmao
@1SeniorSmurf 9 жыл бұрын
It's a sark upload day! there will be much rejoicing throughout the kingdom.
@SkatersHeaven 9 жыл бұрын
Bruh these videos get me right in the giggles, but you should get the whole gang in on these vids
@AmbeyPankake 9 жыл бұрын
Sark best let's player of all time 11/10 IGN
@VirusOutcast 9 жыл бұрын
I'd go on a heist with Sark any day... of course we would get caught, but I'm all about the experience and fun of it xD
@DefinetelyNotYou 9 жыл бұрын
God Damn it Sark why r ur vids r so Awesome?
@STAHLSOUND 9 жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@zwanberg6674 9 жыл бұрын
As a Swede, I feel slightly offended. But that's the reason I like you Mr Sark
@ZeeNoodleyGamer 9 жыл бұрын
I love the mask reference Sark!
@djsd007 9 жыл бұрын
"let me just pull around the corner" *Rams wall* XD
@cpfink1242 9 жыл бұрын
A 12 minute GTA video?! Is it my birthday?
@McCormick179 9 жыл бұрын
Great editing
@landkruzer100 9 жыл бұрын
so smart sark, you can hide from a level 5 wanted star in a tunnel, shame about the train though :P
@joshuabale4730 9 жыл бұрын
Hey everybody, what are y'all watching on KZfaq? I watch everything nanners and Sark post and of course many others, but I would like to expand my horizons. What videos/channels do you recommend? Also, I have a recommendation for you. Have you seen "the love cabin" from nanners? Seeing him that panicky and scared is one of my top ten nanner moments ever.
@ShotgunChoda 9 жыл бұрын
Chocolate beer may be the coolest idea in the universe! :D
@ScrattleGG 9 жыл бұрын
You sure seem to know a lot about planning a robbery sark. That's not suspicious at all.
@jebus726cristo6 9 жыл бұрын
leopard suit and socks with sandals, the best style ever
@percypenatrator9639 9 жыл бұрын
Do a face reveal sark!!!!!
@snowball114 9 жыл бұрын
Was that supposed to be comedic
@breakerboy365 9 жыл бұрын
snowball114 no he is srs i wanna c too SHO US UR FAES SHARK
@breakerboy365 9 жыл бұрын
Cian picard thas not a faes cam thas adam and gassy's child they had together
@breakerboy365 9 жыл бұрын
Cian picard nah breh thats som1 else i dunno y
@MrBikerJesus 9 жыл бұрын
Cian picard *WHOOSH*
@RaiderXD1789001 8 жыл бұрын
Your Swedish was hilarious!
@TheViralMess 9 жыл бұрын
Love the sabre gt!
@DevilBirdProductions 9 жыл бұрын
Woooooo! Baja Blast sponsorship at the beginning! :D
@NjoyEdits 9 жыл бұрын
03:58 Just the best car driving bye if you remeber the voodoo from san andreas, i search so long for it and its just passing in the background
@TheJavierMartinez88 5 жыл бұрын
As soon has you see "perfect heist #1" you know they are doomed to fail multiple times.
@wildmanjosh95 9 жыл бұрын
*Whispers* "Can you shoot in here?" *Whispers Back* "I'm trying." lmao!
@johnnydoe4179 9 жыл бұрын
Mountain Dew Baja blast is the best drink ever.😂
@ttlpwn34 9 жыл бұрын
12 mins of Sark in GTA O.o
@batman9983 8 жыл бұрын
Sarks guide to rob stores!
@johnorr7130 9 жыл бұрын
Mt. Dew Baja Blast is so cool and refreshing.
@antonjjohansson 9 жыл бұрын
So, thats how we sweds sound to you sark :D
@CursonaFun 9 жыл бұрын
I love how that one store clerk had a big machine gun behind the desk.
@WINZ0W 9 жыл бұрын
Sark should be on an ep of Comedy Bang Bang.
@drchaos1987 5 жыл бұрын
They gotta make a gta 4 remake for current game systems. I loved that game.
@Asaski09 9 жыл бұрын
Sark was easily the funniest guy in Vietnam.
@filip737 9 жыл бұрын
haha this was great
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