Theo Von | The Most OUTRAGEOUS Things Ever Said Out Loud

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@smoteytothemax 7 ай бұрын

that fish story is so insane but really is hilarious. what a crazy irrational fear

@tralalalatrollin 7 ай бұрын

Theyre gonna know 👀

@ilovemen7182 7 ай бұрын

definitely a made up story but yeah

@dailyproductions3259 7 ай бұрын

And he’s so serious about it lmaooo

@funkymindcpt9296 7 ай бұрын

@@ilovemen7182he is real as you see him, you are a made up fool.

@williamsturdivant82 7 ай бұрын

What in the entire fuck

@Ashbash-kf5xd 9 ай бұрын

“Bro,….. You’d pay 8$!” 💀💀💀

@skp6613 8 ай бұрын

I was just coming to comment on that bit lol I love when he makes Joe crack up it kills me😂

@Ashbash-kf5xd 8 ай бұрын

@@skp6613 Honestly, I feel like everyone watches these clips just to see the one liner that’s gonna make Rogan explode. It’s one of my favorite bits too. The hilarious part is that my little brother did the same thing at school with his friends but he’d print off sheets of dial-up porn cuz it was a few years later, until he got busted by my parents for downloading a virus one time. 😂

@Leandro7470 7 ай бұрын

01:27 of anyone want to replay it 😂😂

@HellsVictims 7 ай бұрын

1:36😭

@ayylienn Ай бұрын

Always gets me 😂😂

@N1CKs99 9 ай бұрын

“The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics, he was just a little bit dim” 😭

@HellsVictims 7 ай бұрын

"comin in at about... 70watt"

@donntknoow575 Ай бұрын

4:21

@ayylienn Ай бұрын

@@donntknoow5754:49 😂

@sombersoup 7 ай бұрын

“These days you’ll throw a damn frisbee and it’ll hit a gay guy” 💀

@adrianmeadows2449 7 ай бұрын

Bro said 60 percent homeless😂😂😂💀

@yung_wog4180 6 ай бұрын

The fact that he can tell this outrageous shit and at the same time be an incredible voice for mens mental health is just incredible.

@bumbum4208 6 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@thecommonsensecapricorn 5 ай бұрын

He’s so funny because he’s so insanely imaginative/creative. His jokes are poetic, he also has no bounds/no filter/no fear of what he can or can’t say…

@EEMV1988 5 ай бұрын

No boundaries lol... it's hard to get offended lol because it makes sense 😂

@ZippyG 9 күн бұрын

It’s like when he said Joe rogan looked like a turkey, then see he was offended and said congratulations and starting making Joe laugh again 😂

@zc1581 6 ай бұрын

The lecedric story had me in tears. That shit was hilarious.

@kungfukxnnydee 4 ай бұрын

dude fr 🤣

@minishshakya6571 9 ай бұрын

"She was like 11 months pregnant" 😂😂☠️☠️

@ryanbledsoe3028 7 ай бұрын

Somebody didn't walk too far to fuck time of Death 2:44 am Oct 4th 2023 RIP 😂

@weaponizedknight7316 Ай бұрын

Ha!

@weaponizedknight7316 Ай бұрын

@@ryanbledsoe3028 ?

@LuisRodriguez-ll9hk 7 ай бұрын

“Some light inbreeding” is WILD 💀😂

@kayligo 4 ай бұрын

The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics. Somebody had not walked far to f 😂

@michikoomalandro 3 ай бұрын

Local seed had been passed between wombs along his lineage 😭😭😭

@ninjarider84 7 ай бұрын

"Like you didn't have to walk far to fuck" 😂😂😂😂

@thisjawnswayze 3 ай бұрын

That was the absolute best thing I heard.

@EEMV1988 5 ай бұрын

" i dont know if im being a pervert or just being regular " You dont know what is real or fake anymore with him 😂 love it.

@myaiman 4 ай бұрын

Then just says onward 😂

@brandonohara4122 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 yeah she just casually keeps telling the story @myaiman

@g.w.7893 6 ай бұрын

Ya'll need to show this man some respect. He beat Down Syndrome.

@mikeg.7424 7 ай бұрын

“Lunar glow” “galactic twinkle” Theo, thank you for existing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MannyFig-ho7yx 7 ай бұрын

He's the best at just going with the flow of what he's saying. It's so flawless and hilarious

@cartispirit8310 7 ай бұрын

Wristing me out into a stream is one of the wildest statements I’ve heard this year

@KRYKiTx3 7 ай бұрын

That hand magic baby, onward ..

@matthewsahai2240 4 ай бұрын

"They're not acting weird, they're jus gaying"🤣🤣🤣

@dsc-dark8633 9 ай бұрын

“Onward”😭

@therealJohnSmith 8 ай бұрын

You heard it too! hahahahaha

@successandspirit 7 ай бұрын

Omg this is gold. In a world where everyone is imitating everyone and sounds basic AF, this guy is in a lane of his own.

@koehn_adventures 6 ай бұрын

This guy is totally legit 🎉

@ali19186 5 ай бұрын

Theo ain’t in a lane off road baby gang gang 😂

@davidsnyder2000 9 ай бұрын

The stuff and ideas that come out of Theo’s mouth are so off the wall 😆 This is why he’s a comedian 👍😂 OMG you can’t predict what he’s going to say LOL

@Chapman005 8 ай бұрын

I'll bet everything i have, u can't fall asleep to theo Vonn. A random thing he says will have u laughing ur head off

@josephshaw9537 7 ай бұрын

This is what I'm trying to do lol hahahahaha I was like peaceful video to fall asleep to

@A6Legit 7 ай бұрын

You can't not listen. Gotta throw on a documentary or something

@notcharlie7107 6 ай бұрын

I’ll try that tonight, update you later.

@EternalChamp 7 ай бұрын

“You’d have paid eight” and “they got Ce-ment” 😂

@holdenmontgomery2273 9 ай бұрын

The Hiroshima line is absolutely foul lmao

@Angelosanto 8 ай бұрын

Literally watching this in Japan, hoping nobody was passing my hotel room door

@philippjensen9598 Ай бұрын

6:07

@JacobBelt1776 6 ай бұрын

“Some people thought that they were made out of real turtles, and made soup out of em”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BrandonStewartCS 7 ай бұрын

Some of these are just pure art the way he chains the most insane words together

@tpacback 9 ай бұрын

Just the tits🫣

@koifish3334 7 ай бұрын

‘Flirtin’ 4 gay!’ 😂😂😂

@Thecrazyraven. 7 ай бұрын

He didn’t look like he had been to the moon 😂

@harrisgrzech1631 7 ай бұрын

He's such a story teller I love it

@Fayefaye90 7 ай бұрын

All i want is a podcast of Theo and Riff Raff just spittin the craziest shit at each other 😂

@kurtgannon94 7 ай бұрын

It already exists

@Kiefmonster 6 ай бұрын

Yeah that shit happened

@513hook513 5 ай бұрын

Did you watch it yet? Riff Raff was the only person I seen match Theo or maybe be a little bit more crazy lol

@danpeirce8566 9 ай бұрын

A little numb in the eyes…a little Polish

@sampilsbury9415 7 ай бұрын

I don’t know why but the phrase ‘next thing you know…’ just kills me in this context

@Zarrbock 7 ай бұрын

I work in a secret shopper type of job. I nearly fell on the floor crying laughing in the middle of an aisle at the Hiroshima pickup line

@Thecrazyraven. 7 ай бұрын

Oh man I’ve always wanted a job like yours!!!

@KRYKiTx3 6 ай бұрын

One time I was busted by secret shopper at Disneyland, cuz I used someones pass to enter the park. This dude grab my shoulder and flipped out a MICKEY MOUSE BADGE. And I was on mushrooms. I didn't stop laughing til I got home 😂

@bhaskarkakati 7 ай бұрын

Theo looked right through Buzz Aldrin soul 😂

@mgway4661 7 ай бұрын

And now I’m convinced he hasn’t been to the moon

@DR053 4 ай бұрын

Lecedric is 60% homeless, but I’ll always remember that story. I think of it often 😅

@musicandmania 4 ай бұрын

My favorite thing is that you can't ever tell if it's real life or a bit and that's the magic. It's like. Bob Ross but unhinged

@oopscay 7 ай бұрын

SHE WAS HELLA PREGNANT SHE WAS LIKE 11 MONTHS PREGNANT 😂😂😂😂

@RedShogun13 4 ай бұрын

“Somebody not walked far to f***” destroyed me 😂

@SonnyNoble-lw1nz 4 ай бұрын

“I don’t know if I’m being a pervert or just regular”😭😭

@austinwinchester 7 ай бұрын

"If you rearange the letters of sister it spells resist and thats the truth boys, so.. no candles at dinner you know what im sayin?"

@ZippyG 9 күн бұрын

Poetry

@discussionsanddragons9178 7 ай бұрын

"WaterMAlen" bro, Theo is not from this plane of existence, my lord

@Where_has_the_sanity_gone 7 ай бұрын

"Was like one of his parents was carpet" 😄 😂😅 guy is so funny!!

@dooderman8361 7 ай бұрын

It always baffles me how a human being is saying the things he says, like his mind just works so differently to be able to come up with what he comes up with

@doughboyexotics305 9 ай бұрын

No candles at dinner ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@jordangerm 9 ай бұрын

Like one of his parents was carpet.... is hilarious

@Makai77 7 ай бұрын

"No cap, praise God, we're workin' thru it"

@AgileBeaverChinstrap 9 ай бұрын

That galactic twinkle

@jddnph1837 8 ай бұрын

in one of their fuckin faceballs

@jimnasium3208 7 ай бұрын

Read this as he said it and lost my shit😂

@brother_of_bruh 9 ай бұрын

Great compilation dude, hardly knew any of these clips

@robovac3557 9 ай бұрын

Not a real fan then. Unlike me of course.

@shartsimpson7412 8 ай бұрын

@@robovac3557💀

@joshuanavarro8925 Ай бұрын

Theo has a way with words that's simultaneously beautiful and hilarious, and I'm all here for it. 🤣🤣💓

@tashriquekarriem8865 3 ай бұрын

Bro, you’d pay 8 😂😂😂

@reivax6368 5 ай бұрын

"$4 for drawings?" Of sweet summer child, how innocent you were.

@koifish3334 7 ай бұрын

‘70 watt!’ 😂😂😂

@AWakestein 3 ай бұрын

This guy is a word smith, the Shakespeare of our times

@leviathan68w78 7 ай бұрын

Dude that last one... "One of his parents was carpet." 🤣

@S1X_Bucks 7 ай бұрын

"Bro, you'd pay $8"

@ino7604 2 ай бұрын

Hes so effortlessly hilarious 😂 just him being his authentic self is so funny and genuine

@ippapp2 5 ай бұрын

Every story is fucking gold😂

@parkerquigleypuff 4 ай бұрын

LASAGNA VAPE LMAO

@rocharoch 7 ай бұрын

the thunder cat story is just beautiful “one of his parents was carpet”.

@kieranshearer8943 8 ай бұрын

Absolute perfect compilation 😂😂😂 subscribed!

@jaredfromsiliconvalley1887 9 ай бұрын

Why he is the rat king... he gets himself out if tight spaces lmao

@jasoneffler9903 7 ай бұрын

Theo is weirdly hilarious!

@redhednitemare 9 ай бұрын

I never have a fucking clue what this dude is talkin about, but God damn I could listen to him all day

@GmikeGarcia 7 ай бұрын

A turtle neck truck 😂😂

@33shoobs 7 ай бұрын

Great compilation

@callofdoody21 7 ай бұрын

jus saw theo in dc and he was absolutely hilarious 😂

@spencernielson8304 2 ай бұрын

When he was talking about Buzz Aldrin " it didn't look like he had been to the moon 🌙 " I believe him 😂

@CALKULTIK 5 ай бұрын

8:02 bro the way he says “onward” lgkmfmskdk

@WeaponizedTX 4 ай бұрын

"One of his parents was carpet." 😂

@nexotope 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic compilation, I'm subbed now in case u make more, no cap on God we're working through it haha

@R-sz1vd 3 ай бұрын

The Hiroshima line got me, but him saying people made soup out of turtle necks was the most out of pocket thing he's said. 😂

@grouchygeek4176 7 ай бұрын

"I'll eat a damn birds ass man" what 😂

@liligman 3 ай бұрын

“You got my weiner startin to loiter around my waistline”…onward 💀💀 8:25 Theo ain’t real

@no_data6168 9 ай бұрын

good shit brio

@maxwellboughton8150 7 ай бұрын

Theo talking about hair coming out of a kid's face while wearing that hat is hard

@glitterytrinket6246 4 ай бұрын

Great show

@Kay-vs3zb 3 ай бұрын

Man, if you’ve got a bad day, all you have to do is listen to Theo and you will be laughing your ass off in no time. Theo is therapy. Makes everybody’s life look real fucking good.

@Chonchoeagleclaw 5 ай бұрын

The Burnt addition 👌

@BeastinlosersHD 7 ай бұрын

No candles at dinner 😂😂

@LuxuryBeatsMusic 2 ай бұрын

8:50 that sounds terrible' lmaooooo!!!

@ItsleeBoy 4 ай бұрын

Numb in the eyes 🤣

@ayylienn Ай бұрын

"JO'd me out". "Wristing me out into this little stream". 😂😂😂😂

@ericnolan3689 9 ай бұрын

This was an unreal original compilation cheers bro Subscribed

@user-li2fy4hu7p 9 ай бұрын

'Original compilation" Omg your generation is such a waste of life. lol

@bigtonyakacashmoney 3 ай бұрын

Ty great

@Jacqueline888 2 ай бұрын

the cut to riley silently blinking 😂

@eg4329 8 ай бұрын

‘Like one of his parents was carpet’ 😂

@JasiahAponte-hs2fu Ай бұрын

Theo von reminds me of the real life version of joe dirt’e lol love that dude great comedy and stories

@THENOROOFMOBCAST 5 ай бұрын

Whoever runs this page is DOING GODS WORK lmaooo thk u thk u thk u

@suevelez3309 7 ай бұрын

You have a very Unique thinking Process Theo One of a kind…

@MLGGSLMV 7 ай бұрын

“Like one of his parents was carpet” lol

@iSuperdupaloveweed 5 ай бұрын

"It was like one of his parents were fucking carpet" is the wildest fucking burn

@jakewebb3979 4 ай бұрын

Theo Von is the GOAT, only question i have is how much of what he says is really real😂

@saldiaz176 7 ай бұрын

Jerked me off above the pants 😂

@vabp8985 7 ай бұрын

PEANUT BOTTER

@bambieyedgirl7846 7 ай бұрын

I loved that part, LOL!!

@fayemclemore504 4 ай бұрын

“One of his parents was carpet “ 🤣🤣🤣

@Abu_____Obaida314 7 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@bridelizabeth 6 ай бұрын

It didn't look like he had been to the moon 😂

@simonpilarcik6838 7 ай бұрын

Theo is the kinda guy where you dont know if he is telling the truth or bsing

@voidwalker9223 6 ай бұрын

thats 95% of comedians most of them are fake they just learned to tell it in a way thats believable. Need content

@Onyxoko 6 ай бұрын

LaCedric 😩🤣

@JesseTate 3 ай бұрын

"You know . . . . the electrician hadn't visited his genetics"