Theo Vons Scary Cocaine Story

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Theo Von and John Mulaney exchanging stories from when they were addicted to stimulants. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440. Full podcast here - • John Mulaney | This Pa...

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@RodriguezGorge
@RodriguezGorge 13 күн бұрын
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with OCD. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
@Ronkaja
@Ronkaja 13 күн бұрын
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
@Malikrooney-hq5jj
@Malikrooney-hq5jj 13 күн бұрын
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
@SusanaGomez-mp8sk
@SusanaGomez-mp8sk 13 күн бұрын
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
@Edennnn926
@Edennnn926 13 күн бұрын
Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.
@PriscillaLogan-by9ll
@PriscillaLogan-by9ll 13 күн бұрын
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
@thisthingiminto
@thisthingiminto Жыл бұрын
3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.
@porkch0mp538
@porkch0mp538 9 ай бұрын
its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar
@dubkatmtl
@dubkatmtl 5 ай бұрын
Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao
@Munthegun
@Munthegun 3 ай бұрын
@@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol
@C.U.N.Tahiti
@C.U.N.Tahiti 2 ай бұрын
It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy
@aidenlakata7662
@aidenlakata7662 Ай бұрын
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂
@lucynjambi2442
@lucynjambi2442 Жыл бұрын
He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
@bullcrap9409
@bullcrap9409 Жыл бұрын
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
@revwillyg6450
@revwillyg6450 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver
@clanbigger4
@clanbigger4 Жыл бұрын
Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.
@Squidjustice_
@Squidjustice_ 9 ай бұрын
No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂
@RayRhino1
@RayRhino1 Жыл бұрын
Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second
@jennifers.3818
@jennifers.3818 Ай бұрын
Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂
@mc9828
@mc9828 Жыл бұрын
I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great
@jamesbunyan1737
@jamesbunyan1737 8 ай бұрын
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
@sirmegallot3276
@sirmegallot3276 10 ай бұрын
Jesus, let the dude tell his story....
@iikantsleep0
@iikantsleep0 9 ай бұрын
Stop telling Jesus wat to do
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior Ай бұрын
You've never done cocaine
@jjwilling9395
@jjwilling9395 Ай бұрын
​@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.
@benjaminschuler7221
@benjaminschuler7221 Ай бұрын
Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?
@Felipao216
@Felipao216 Жыл бұрын
He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol
@LuxuryBeatsMusic
@LuxuryBeatsMusic 10 ай бұрын
lmfao 😂
@taotaostrong
@taotaostrong 9 ай бұрын
His reality testing is cracking me up.
@user-bm7td2wo5f
@user-bm7td2wo5f Жыл бұрын
Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast
@drumgold23
@drumgold23 Жыл бұрын
Fake addicts everywhere in show biz
@eleven9286
@eleven9286 Жыл бұрын
and?
@Blaztoize
@Blaztoize Жыл бұрын
@@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times
@ignaciocamacho5564
@ignaciocamacho5564 Жыл бұрын
@@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding
@user-wb7nv9ht1g
@user-wb7nv9ht1g Жыл бұрын
He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row
@hucklebuckchuck7218
@hucklebuckchuck7218 4 ай бұрын
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
@MrNncon
@MrNncon 2 ай бұрын
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
@bobs2809
@bobs2809 9 ай бұрын
I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.
@jhubjrbrbr
@jhubjrbrbr Жыл бұрын
This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview
@DrewD76
@DrewD76 11 ай бұрын
It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣
@RiverBoatPirate
@RiverBoatPirate 20 күн бұрын
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol. But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier. On a side note- If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets... If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
@nicholashardick5959
@nicholashardick5959 10 ай бұрын
Let him tell the story Mulaney
@ryanharber4512
@ryanharber4512 Жыл бұрын
3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL
@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh
@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh Жыл бұрын
😂
@middy774
@middy774 Жыл бұрын
“It’s your office!” Lmao
@damienperez3525
@damienperez3525 9 ай бұрын
Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....
@RoldanRR00
@RoldanRR00 Жыл бұрын
This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.
@theworkethic
@theworkethic Жыл бұрын
This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.
@Skip-vm1rf
@Skip-vm1rf Жыл бұрын
yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.
@ChannelVideoYoutube
@ChannelVideoYoutube 8 ай бұрын
Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol
@handsomeblackman255
@handsomeblackman255 9 ай бұрын
Stories like these make you relapse. Then feel miserable the next day.....
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh 9 күн бұрын
Why you lie to yourself with your username like that? Crack?
@Yourmomgoestocolledge
@Yourmomgoestocolledge 9 ай бұрын
Strawberry was on coke a long time... he could tell... he could tell 😂😂😂
@stevee.7419
@stevee.7419 Жыл бұрын
Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.
@user-fj9zd6me5o
@user-fj9zd6me5o 9 сағат бұрын
Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂
@petegonad
@petegonad 10 ай бұрын
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
@jbone1982wi
@jbone1982wi Ай бұрын
Lmao off the baby changing station!
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman 11 ай бұрын
"You could feel the despair"
@alrasheedsalih8746
@alrasheedsalih8746 8 ай бұрын
The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂
@kathrinsides2838
@kathrinsides2838 2 ай бұрын
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
@jessemontano762
@jessemontano762 2 күн бұрын
theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...
@worldpeaceplease4938
@worldpeaceplease4938 Ай бұрын
Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident
@zackamania6534
@zackamania6534 Жыл бұрын
2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories
@Teenywing
@Teenywing Ай бұрын
‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️
@nsns7993
@nsns7993 Жыл бұрын
What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂
@123456789helloman
@123456789helloman Жыл бұрын
Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes
@astralmatrixgmailcom
@astralmatrixgmailcom Жыл бұрын
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
@@astralmatrixgmailcom it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
@kieranoneill6768
@kieranoneill6768 Жыл бұрын
John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope
@marcojaimes3702
@marcojaimes3702 Жыл бұрын
Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol
@unrealnews
@unrealnews Жыл бұрын
Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.
@adamredden2007
@adamredden2007 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.
@rick-db1wr
@rick-db1wr Жыл бұрын
@@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?
@asapmoses1565
@asapmoses1565 Жыл бұрын
That hand motion was messing with me
@bobcabot
@bobcabot Жыл бұрын
"undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...
@alexkoefman
@alexkoefman 10 ай бұрын
I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused
@JohnDoe-cd6ro
@JohnDoe-cd6ro 11 ай бұрын
More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.
@jwj8201
@jwj8201 Жыл бұрын
Somebody better come cover this guy up!
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 10 ай бұрын
Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.
@nickl6715
@nickl6715 2 ай бұрын
Definitely not twice…
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 2 ай бұрын
@nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂
@keircampbell9374
@keircampbell9374 Ай бұрын
I have
@havardpedersen1138
@havardpedersen1138 Ай бұрын
Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?
@nicholasmorello6370
@nicholasmorello6370 9 ай бұрын
Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit
@gypsonny2
@gypsonny2 6 ай бұрын
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
@toplistcrew7645
@toplistcrew7645 Ай бұрын
The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!
@LuxuryBeatsMusic
@LuxuryBeatsMusic 10 ай бұрын
I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂
@yonasegeleta9833
@yonasegeleta9833 5 ай бұрын
Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set
@jameswhoever3730
@jameswhoever3730 Ай бұрын
He cuts him off every couple seconds.
@adamredden2007
@adamredden2007 Жыл бұрын
In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.
@WROJ
@WROJ Жыл бұрын
Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh
@trippy9320
@trippy9320 10 ай бұрын
no need to compare
@joe56984
@joe56984 4 ай бұрын
Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?
@brianmcdowell6066
@brianmcdowell6066 Жыл бұрын
I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo
@NorthernSouthside
@NorthernSouthside 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂
@dyingangelo
@dyingangelo Жыл бұрын
i remember lee's reaction. lmao
@jedahn
@jedahn 9 ай бұрын
Dude is a walking cocaine story.
@uno1industries
@uno1industries Жыл бұрын
2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll Ай бұрын
"everything kinda lined up..."
@user-yr9di3jv2l
@user-yr9di3jv2l 8 ай бұрын
Minutes of fun, hours of agony
@NarcoticZombie
@NarcoticZombie 5 күн бұрын
"how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 Жыл бұрын
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
@theworkethic
@theworkethic Жыл бұрын
😂 no such place exists
@johndailey2323
@johndailey2323 3 ай бұрын
I seem over covered- hahaha
@tennishill177
@tennishill177 3 ай бұрын
lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much
@adrianmatarazzo691
@adrianmatarazzo691 Ай бұрын
Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.
@elnino2761
@elnino2761 9 ай бұрын
Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????
@jeffmccloud905
@jeffmccloud905 Жыл бұрын
saw Mulaney in Honolulu about a month ago. hilarious
@roscoemuttley
@roscoemuttley 9 ай бұрын
Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.
@vastexpanse8521
@vastexpanse8521 10 ай бұрын
Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.
@Snakeman612
@Snakeman612 Жыл бұрын
Thats a scary Coke story???
@johnflamm1327
@johnflamm1327 20 күн бұрын
Theo's all Gacked up!
@redwood1133
@redwood1133 Жыл бұрын
Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.
@sarcasmo57
@sarcasmo57 9 ай бұрын
It's a hell of a drug.
@leemori90
@leemori90 3 ай бұрын
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
@bontronblock
@bontronblock 9 ай бұрын
4:56 Huhh! Gayeeeeeeeeeeeee😂
@richardc3693
@richardc3693 Жыл бұрын
He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane
@johnsellas4455
@johnsellas4455 Жыл бұрын
The baby changing station
@OkieCoinHunter
@OkieCoinHunter 3 ай бұрын
This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk
@CatFighterForce9
@CatFighterForce9 Ай бұрын
bruh lmao
@Esteem_Boat_Willy
@Esteem_Boat_Willy 9 ай бұрын
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
@dildoshwagins2222
@dildoshwagins2222 Жыл бұрын
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
@Zzrdemon6633
@Zzrdemon6633 29 күн бұрын
I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!
@user-gi8gf8pg2r
@user-gi8gf8pg2r 5 ай бұрын
A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home
@NighttLevi
@NighttLevi Ай бұрын
Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂
@richboyprado
@richboyprado Жыл бұрын
Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story
@jaimemunoz8513
@jaimemunoz8513 Ай бұрын
good lord.. just let him tell his story already
@TS-id2hi
@TS-id2hi 19 күн бұрын
“welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭
@michaelplaxico
@michaelplaxico Ай бұрын
The other guy just couldn’t keep quiet. -_-;
@codyclark8533
@codyclark8533 6 ай бұрын
Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!
@HARRY__Pecker
@HARRY__Pecker 4 ай бұрын
You guys make everyone famous 😂😂😂
@cenoviopereira8603
@cenoviopereira8603 6 ай бұрын
That emoticon looks more like crack
@user-bq7iy7bt9v
@user-bq7iy7bt9v 10 ай бұрын
You know he was doing coke WITH Andy Cohen in the bathroom lmfao. Not just in separate stalls.
@johnjohns440
@johnjohns440 3 ай бұрын
1000 dollar cab ride
@fourmacs8167
@fourmacs8167 5 ай бұрын
John asks a lot of seemingly impertinent questions. I do as well. I think I’m autistic 🤔
@monfrezo
@monfrezo 4 ай бұрын
When is the scary part?
@Emily_gyattthat
@Emily_gyattthat 4 ай бұрын
Mulaney is so great at stating the obvious
@GooeyAlien
@GooeyAlien 9 ай бұрын
Urge to put paper mache heads on that's guests hands , they're already dressed the same as him collar and sweatshirt
@user-wu3hf6ol8j
@user-wu3hf6ol8j 8 ай бұрын
I don’t know what I thought, I think ….I actually kind of like that.
@dirkdiggler1895
@dirkdiggler1895 5 ай бұрын
He sounds like jeselnik
@tshiatshipo1264
@tshiatshipo1264 10 ай бұрын
That other guy is too disruptive, ion like dat
@lelandc9763
@lelandc9763 Жыл бұрын
This isnt even a scary coke story lol
@ARTIST.EVEREST
@ARTIST.EVEREST Жыл бұрын
A smooch 😅
@ThomasWilson-iw8oy
@ThomasWilson-iw8oy 9 ай бұрын
Still cant believe hes a Comedian 🤪
@elarr8733
@elarr8733 10 ай бұрын
Holy shit, let the host tell the story. Wait. What?
@tamedshrew235
@tamedshrew235 3 ай бұрын
Let the guy tell his story
@Rise-and-Shine333
@Rise-and-Shine333 8 күн бұрын
My god. Shut up and let him talk. He was rude af
@lexzoolia1
@lexzoolia1 Ай бұрын
Oisin should pay Ratso
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