Theodore Roosevelt is Andrew Schulz | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Theodore Roosevelt is Andrew Schulz | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 77

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Chrissy CHAOS is mid RONA but the content won't STOP! Chris talks about the baby eating it's own poop. Then Chrissy Histories breaks down the INSANE life of Theodore Roosevelt......we realize he was the OG Andrew Schulz. Check out Schulz's new special out now! All the people of the past were never perfect.....would Teddy survive woke culture? Chrissy NEWS CYCLE is hot on the trending headlines! People are sneaking into houses in the Hamptons. New trend is for people to sneakily live inside your house without you knowing. CHAOS!
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00:00 Intro
01:05 Eat Kevin Hart’s poop
3:04 I Am Papi
4:35 Who is at Fault
5:55 Nobody is supposed to go West
8:01 Trump’s Stairs
10:45 Christories - Guess that President
12:05 Theodore Roosevelt
15:33 Original Stephen Hawking
17:04 Original NY Accent
18:03 Andrew Schulz is the New Teddy Roosevelt
19:20 Chrissy Ads
22:01 Worst Day In History
24:35 Lives off the Land
26:41 Cleans up NYC Corruption
28:40 Surrogates Have Been Around before the Kardashians
29:38 Autism Army
32:12 Teddy Ro Said We Got to Fight Spain
38:19 Gracias Teddy For Giving Us Puerto Rico
40:42 We Used to Trust the Government
45:48 Chrissy Ads
47:45 Ted Wins Over America
54:15 Booker T Washington Invited Only Once
54:58 Teddy Bear
56:22 Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick
59:24 Roosevelt: Woke or Not Woke?
1:00:51 Chrissy News Segments
1:02:15 AirBnB Catfish Me?
1:07:51 Patreon Questions
1:12:26 Chrissy Chaos Block Party
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@Tmch678 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that Chris was never on drunk history is the greatest tragedy

@nomdeplume2213 2 жыл бұрын

Covid history is much better lol

@siscoismyhomey 2 жыл бұрын

It really is insane to think about, he would have killed it.

@dmandipper9102 2 жыл бұрын

History hyenas was better anyway

@bubblywaters3116 2 жыл бұрын

You read my mind!!! He'd be hilar! Although I was thinking on shrooms. Lol

@reddeadweb-head6796 2 жыл бұрын

They only let actual historians do that show I think.

@jayeaye3005 2 жыл бұрын

Can you please do a separate series where you talk about history? Not only would almost all of your audience love it, you could gain another demographic as well. People would way rather listen to you talk about this just because of your demeanor vs almost any professor.

@thelizardkween 2 жыл бұрын

Check out history hyenas. It was my favorite

@jennifers.3818 2 жыл бұрын

YESSS!! I would absolutely listen to every show if he did this!!

@daltonkats7456 2 жыл бұрын

I have a name suggestion for this podcast. I say we call it "History Hyenas"

@hmiller1117 2 жыл бұрын

Chris not gonna lie if you were my history teacher it would have been my favorite subject! Lol very interesting! I say you do a history class on patreon

@anthonymignano5918 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe even start a history only podcast. We can call it History Homies maybe with a cohost who enjoys history themselves like Gillis

@DTTWOPP 2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonymignano5918 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@anthonymignano5918 2 жыл бұрын

@alex 😩 😫 😭

@Eyekendraw 2 жыл бұрын

Wei shong xian ya'll

@athenacruz8202 2 жыл бұрын

WATCH HISTORY HYENAS!!!!!!

@marshallmaia8130 2 жыл бұрын

Just listened to your Podcast with Bert, Now I really want to see this podcast succeed so you can be there for your daughters. I'll be tuning in every episode.

@pusscrushington5727 2 жыл бұрын

I need more Chrissy history i actually learned a lot haha

@Diegomo777 2 жыл бұрын

Chris I really appreciate how you’re seceretly a dope ass History substitute teacher

@Cannashordie 2 жыл бұрын

‘He’d probably be at the peanut allergy table and we’d write him off’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@justinalderman9495 2 жыл бұрын

This format is killer. I listen to you guys at work at the brewery. History and conversation is the best company. Please keep this coming!!

@jordanjae 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy good parent. I really respect you being there for your kids. It will payoff trust me. They will get old enough to do the house chores lol.

@DTTWOPP 2 жыл бұрын

His baby already has a tit tattoo and its just what it is

@jeffrhodes8103 2 жыл бұрын

In this era? Kids are useless haha

@swettybetty 2 жыл бұрын

CHRISSY!! I haven’t tuned in to the pod in a couple months, but I can tell you’re doing your CHRISSY CRUNCHES!!! keep it up babes!!!!

@desireemoreno4787 2 жыл бұрын

If Chrissy D can be a f**king doctor. I can make it through nursing school.

@brockd1956 2 жыл бұрын

First time I’ve had covid ever, we in this together Chrissy Babes

@Logan-hw7mn 2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@Dr650rob 2 жыл бұрын

Same 102.6 fever

@jordanjae 2 жыл бұрын

Losing taste and smell.... I would rather have cold chills for 400 days straight... then lose my taste or smell.

@blossom56718 2 жыл бұрын

Me too! Tested positive 2 days ago.

@orlandolopez876 2 жыл бұрын

Got it last Monday, still can't smell or taste 😫

@matttorres8921 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe I’m here this early, just finished the Bad Friends episode with Andrew, VERY hyped on this. Love ya Chrissy-wissy!

@kailismith 2 жыл бұрын

You thought Schulz was gonna be on the pod didn’t you. Can’t blame you. Classic Chrissy chaos marketing.

@matttorres8921 2 жыл бұрын

@@kailismith I totally thought so! That's alright though hahaha

@eminet2983 2 жыл бұрын

Same + the tim dillon show

@MadVillain23 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy has such deep knowledge of the most random things. I know he’s Chrissy History Books, but it still amazes me 😂

@nomdeplume2213 2 жыл бұрын

Ive always had a sneaking suspicion that Batman was loosely based on Roosevelt. Seriously, their stories are so similar. I remember learning about him in 3rd grade 30 yrs ago and being convinced Batman was basically a Roosevelt documentary 😂🤣

@tannercasterlin7605 2 жыл бұрын

Loved this ep dude! Can’t wait for more christory distefano

@reece8224 2 жыл бұрын

You should get Yannis on soon for a little history pod bubba

@pond.3509 2 жыл бұрын

I like how Schultz is claiming some sort of credit taking his special behind a paywall when Lewis CK has been doing this for years

@chuckseasel9505 2 жыл бұрын

U should do more History topics. Maybe add another comedian. Maybe a Greek kid or something.

@daltonkats7456 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe call it "History Coyotes" or something....maybe not quite that...but close.

@meganlipke556 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for all your hard work and dedication to your fans. Appreciate you giving us a Patreon episode while you are sick. I love any Chrissy content and all your family. I’m pretty depressed and you made me smile today. ❤️

@jedjdwyer 2 жыл бұрын

We need a Chrissy history pod now do it for teddy Roosevelt 🧸

@Tatorbox 2 жыл бұрын

I love it. I love when you talk to camera about history. I love the controlled chaos

@sirjake9666 2 жыл бұрын

If there’s any people in charge of education in this country… take notes. The chaos method should be the new standard for teaching children subjects. If Chrissy was my teacher I would’ve remembered every detail about Prezy Teddy Ro Ro.

@alexandramathis6120 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy, when you’re old enough for the diabetic socks, promise you’ll teach history to the kiddos somewhere!

@TitiZnKitiZ 2 жыл бұрын

You know what I would have fucking loved to see you on!? Drunk history!! You would be fucking awesome on that show!!! Love your pod and the smart dumb shit you say!! Keep it up chrissy you're killing it brotha!! 👏

@BPH55 2 жыл бұрын

Oh that would have been awesome!!!

@BEERBOMB113 2 жыл бұрын

Dude you're telling me he didnt ever do a drunk history that literally feels like a lie lol

@gabriellesmithXOXO 2 жыл бұрын

Chris needs a special on the history channel. He would be amazing and telling history with a comedic twist. And he actually loves history. Chris show this comment to ur manager and tell him to get on it! Or start ur own history segments. Love it baby!

@driverbrayer1177 2 жыл бұрын

History segment name should be “ The Chaos of History”

@aimop2192 2 жыл бұрын

Loved Speshy Weshy definitely enjoy watching your come up much love and thanks for all the laughs

@htowwn 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Babe, I missed the segments so much! Keep doin what you’re doin Chrissy - much love❤️

@KEAD3400 2 жыл бұрын

I watched your Gaytreon and now I have Covid

@xballinlikemj23x 2 жыл бұрын

Blame Homeless Pimp he's spreading homosexuality

@justsayingpod 2 жыл бұрын

Love the new segments!

@reynam2576 2 жыл бұрын

Love the solo episodes! ❤

@Psycochic08 2 жыл бұрын

I love the history part! So good! Love youuuuuu!

@MustacheMarauder 2 жыл бұрын

CHAOTIC HISTORY IS BACK BABY! Love this Chrissy D

@gregfilmsstuff8886 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy would make a dope HS history teacher

@jamesforcier2210 2 жыл бұрын

I love the CHAOS! More please!!!!! You're the man Chrissy! kick that Rona in its face! ; )

@Tbone1492 2 жыл бұрын

This historical podcast is one of the Best...Teddy was the man🙏

@corygarrett5103 2 жыл бұрын

Best history lesson ever!!!

@podcastville5191 2 жыл бұрын

This was a good one. Love the history stuff.

@funisoffensive4096 2 жыл бұрын

Surprised he didnt tall about him founding the state and national parks, documwnting bigfoot in his autobiography and being aware of the other cryptidss that are in the forrests across us and canada.

@PastPresentFuture00 2 жыл бұрын

Haven’t watched in a min decided to watch great ep especially with the history format

@johnsonmulia 2 жыл бұрын

Title made me chuckle, ya got me Chris

@lisaliberty5872 2 жыл бұрын

why would you add ketchup to that

@ryanfox3337 2 жыл бұрын

Aye Blanquito! Get that wedding ring out of the sink, Chrissy Pilots

@jamieranieri235 2 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Chrissy-whissy does hissty all day, see ya in Chicago bro🙌

@vizz_sgm7284 2 жыл бұрын

Love you Chrissy, watched cause of the title/thumbnail of the video. Here from flagrant.

@jameshattawayart4451 2 жыл бұрын

I'm three seconds in and I already collapsed from disbelief

@theegarbagemonster 2 жыл бұрын

Do more of these!

@d.jaa2theb929 2 жыл бұрын

Love the new format 👍🏻 Love me Chrissy D Now love me some Teddy R.

@kayyczar6744 2 жыл бұрын

Im so happy Dan Flashes came up during the RSVLTs ad XD

@TheSnake2339 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy didn’t know anything about Teddy Roosevelt lmao

@Shootttr Жыл бұрын

You’re 1000% on blow lmfao I’ve been able to see it more & more. No one scratches their nose that much unless you’re doing blow 😂🤫😬

@christopherkisiel6065 2 жыл бұрын

Love the new format

@eklipsta 2 жыл бұрын

I gotta see Chris and Schultz on pod together soon

@jordanjae 2 жыл бұрын

After seeing him be a dick to tim dillon a few days ago, I don't think I can ever listen to him again. I won't even listen to the last bad friends episode.

@kayla.ollie88 2 жыл бұрын

This makes me miss history hyenas so bad

@hopemyers8016 2 жыл бұрын

Got that covid glow babe

@leftybronson8800 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta tell us before you do edibles Chrissy or we're all wondering wtfs going on for the first 20min 🤣

@kylebarchers3770 2 жыл бұрын

Really liked the history segment this week!

@dillonnewfield3313 2 жыл бұрын

I like how you made segments! Homeless pimp is pushing P.

@briiiiiiiiiiiian4545 2 жыл бұрын

Also great episode today. Loved the history

@nomdeplume2213 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, you were a PT?!? My mom had MS for 32 yrs. Physical therapists are heroes. They dont get enough credit for how phenomenal they are.

@mattthompson1320 2 жыл бұрын

Loved the episode. + 1 to the patreon after this one

@tyleralder7553 2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin love it babe! You're killin it, keep on truckin brotato!

@freekicksri4959 2 жыл бұрын

Get Schulz Roosevelt on the pod!

@reynam2576 2 жыл бұрын

More history, please! I'm here to laugh and learn🤓

@williambutler6616 2 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed it

@TheMsJulioooo 2 жыл бұрын

The book "River of Doubt" is a great book about roosevelt going down the AMazon river and mapping it out. Really good.

@IanMaxx 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Chris you’re losing views on podcasts because you spam clips on your main page lmfao. Get a clips channel babe!

@josef2012 2 жыл бұрын

Yes+Yes!

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

the spamming of the shorts from these comedians lately is so annoying

@johnsutphin9400 2 жыл бұрын

goddammit pimp click baited me with the schultzy thumbnail lmao

@looksee8192 2 жыл бұрын

Love the Ep and the Pod and you guys but the thumbnail was complete clickbait lol I know Schulz is making the rounds for his special and I was expecting him on the pod this week

@louisegallagher6094 2 жыл бұрын

I and my 2 kids just got COVID for first time after 2.5 years too! I thought I was going to make it out unscathed.

@brockjohnson3550 2 жыл бұрын

We need more Christory Distefano segments!

@briancuello3019 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I don’t have to watch the documentary because Chrissy gave us a whole lesson on Teddy

@gabea7644 2 жыл бұрын

Need more Chrissy history great segment

@kailismith 2 жыл бұрын

Those fat or sweat stains on Chrissy’s shirt are fully on the chaos branding

@JoeeMaMa8 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite episodes in a while chrissy history baby

@bambishelley 2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I miss the Greek pudding for this history lesson..

@alyssashumski1921 2 жыл бұрын

So agreed, some shit getting covid this late in the game 🤣

@mramazing1112 2 жыл бұрын

So good As long as you don’t talk about being a comic or the business

@shealynmcmahon9430 2 жыл бұрын

I loved the Christory DiStefano segment!

@gizzykatkat9687 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE that the rant never stops............show us your pit stains again Chrissy!

@sarahrandall-laurentsch2347 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy History Buff reppin USA while holding a water pistol...🤣🤣🤣 God Bless America

@MrGoogs211 2 жыл бұрын

Love the history lesson!

@kylemcnab927 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I got a lil Roosevelt in me. Lost my grandma and dad exactly 2 years apart on the same day (2014 2016) October 1 . I I had childhood asthma and than I had scoliosis surgery the end of last year at 27. Today I ran a 6:40 mile .

@SerDunk 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE Chrissy Histories

@Siggy_Sour Жыл бұрын

Teddy is straight outta the wizard of Oz

@_nosocial 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE THE HISTORY BABE

@obie3351 2 жыл бұрын

I like this format.

@nunyahappy6940 2 жыл бұрын

Prednisone much ???? for your covid??? 🤣🤣hope you get better soon , Love the podcast as always!!!

@harshman121092 2 жыл бұрын

My great-great grandfather attended Lincoln’s funeral in Springfield, IL, and slept sitting up in a chair because the town was so overpopulated that night.

@philliptroeckler2092 2 жыл бұрын

Looking trim Chrissy good work!

@ABNMPmama Жыл бұрын

21:30 The best part of the pod. Bebe!!!! 🥰

@lukewojdylo9241 2 жыл бұрын

Most days, I can get through a meal/snack before we get to brown-talk in a podcast. Not today, Chrissy Cookie-Tosser. If I knew I only had 70 seconds, I woulda grabbed a Go-gurt.