Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes - Dr. Good - Ep. 1

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The Onion

The Onion

11 жыл бұрын

Dr. Good and his team take an exclusive look inside the human body using nothing more than smashed tomatoes, dirt, and paper bags. Unlock the secrets to great health with America's favorite daytime TV doctors!
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@brianschlicher59
@brianschlicher59 4 жыл бұрын
The way these actors keep their voices soo even and deadpan is amazing. It just makes the sketch perfect. "May I kiss them?" "You may."
@herohalv4543
@herohalv4543 3 жыл бұрын
"hOLY ****"
@RpiesSPIES
@RpiesSPIES 10 ай бұрын
He asked for consent, nothing funny about that. Upholding those morals.
@brianschlicher59
@brianschlicher59 10 ай бұрын
@@RpiesSPIES He asked the doctor. You do realize this is satire correct?
@RpiesSPIES
@RpiesSPIES 10 ай бұрын
@@brianschlicher59 I'm being sarcastic myself. Implying that someone else other than the woman permitting consent was enough.
@griffinmcgonagle3272
@griffinmcgonagle3272 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dr. Tanas manages to be the scariest thing in an already horrifying show is pretty impressive
@YuiFunami
@YuiFunami 3 жыл бұрын
well read his name backwards
@mark9294
@mark9294 3 жыл бұрын
Sanat?
@Llamallama7282
@Llamallama7282 3 жыл бұрын
Ap. St. Im pretty sure he thought Tanas backwards was satan
@punkgrl325
@punkgrl325 3 жыл бұрын
@@mark9294 Santa
@Punkini
@Punkini 2 жыл бұрын
@@punkgrl325 i knew that bastard was a creep
@RingoFreakingStarr
@RingoFreakingStarr 11 жыл бұрын
"Did you know that over 60% of Americans are over-weight?" "Holy Shit."
@nikitaegorov3993
@nikitaegorov3993 3 жыл бұрын
'As much as 71.6% of the United States' adult population aged 20 and over is considered either overweight or obese, and this percentage has increased over the last four decades.' wikipedia
@Frizzleman
@Frizzleman 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikitaegorov3993 holy shit
@ian_b
@ian_b 7 жыл бұрын
I wish we had informative, educational TV like this here in Britain. I learned so much from this video. Before this I had no idea what is inside of me. Now I am repulsed by my innards.
@poketube9245
@poketube9245 6 жыл бұрын
good thing you can have them surgically removed so you dont have to touch them
@richarddick1980
@richarddick1980 4 жыл бұрын
jaxxstraw we have basically almost the same tv show 9n Russia.Theres suggestions how to wipe yourself and real persons singing dressed as organs,last time there was a woman dressed as a vagina.Also there was a man in turtleneck shirt,so his extremely long turtleneck was representing his foreskin and was cut off after pulled up on his head,so it was about how important circumcision is
@lonk2902
@lonk2902 4 жыл бұрын
@@richarddick1980 Circumcision is very important because it makes your penis look different and you really need that different looking penis.
@TheDeathOrange
@TheDeathOrange 4 жыл бұрын
Darren Morales we have excrement stores if that helps
@Nobody1x1
@Nobody1x1 4 жыл бұрын
"Is that just regular soil you bought at the soil store?" "Yep."
@jasonc.5484
@jasonc.5484 3 жыл бұрын
Why do comments with just quotes deserve any likes?
@Nobody1x1
@Nobody1x1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonc.5484 You're talking about likes as if they were worth money or was some kind of achievement. People like all kinds of things regardless of the effort put into it.
@Kashi_Mochibean
@Kashi_Mochibean 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonc.5484 Because it is noting a part they found funny. Possibly even a favorite quote. And those who agree that it is funny are going to like it. Which, I guess in a way is almost like voting that it was in fact a good quote. I’m honestly much more surprised that anyone would have a problem with said comment.
@aubreylear
@aubreylear 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kashi_Mochibean why do you think he has a problem with it? he was merely asking a question. it sounds like you are inferring some sort of negative motivation in his comment, but that is just a result of your own projection.
@Kashi_Mochibean
@Kashi_Mochibean 2 жыл бұрын
@@aubreylear well it was slightly implied, particularly by note of the word “deserve” as well noted by the reply above mine. But fair enough, he may have simply been curious, and I answered the question. Though I also never explicitly stated that he was being negative, as you may not know people actually being vicious or sarcastic in response to quote comments is a very regular occurrence (and you assuming I was attributing negative intent makes your comment kinda ironic). But I’m sorry if my comment offended you.
@romantistcaveman
@romantistcaveman 11 жыл бұрын
I love how for a show about health, the opening animation shows a heart EXPLODING.
@bobdoplay66
@bobdoplay66 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@coldice3156
@coldice3156 3 жыл бұрын
hi
@butterwantschoclate9364
@butterwantschoclate9364 3 жыл бұрын
It never said it was a show about increasing health
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 2 жыл бұрын
the intro/title-sequence* There! FTFY 😊
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 Жыл бұрын
it is what you get from a health "wax eene" in 2021+ for sure.
@OrchidAlloy
@OrchidAlloy 4 жыл бұрын
That "Holy shit" sounded so genuine
@TomatoBreadOrgasm
@TomatoBreadOrgasm 11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things The Onion has ever produced. They even nailed the cult feeling of Dr. Oz and the rest of the Oprahites with that creepy "may I kiss them?" bit. It's gonna give me nightmares.
@zixserro1
@zixserro1 11 жыл бұрын
When he said "Who wants some soil?" I was hoping he'd throw the pot into the crowd...
@lonewalkerproductions
@lonewalkerproductions 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 11 жыл бұрын
"May I kiss them?" "You may."
@quinnfischer9624
@quinnfischer9624 3 жыл бұрын
i know right lol
@Ninadewolf
@Ninadewolf 4 жыл бұрын
When I was 4 of 5 I wondered how all my innerds don't spill out of my mouth when i make a handstand. This show, while very informative, still did not explain this ancient question of mine.
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA 3 жыл бұрын
There's a plug, like in your bathroom.
@Llamallama7282
@Llamallama7282 3 жыл бұрын
I fear standing for my innards may fall out of my asshole
@iwbmo
@iwbmo 2 жыл бұрын
@@KasumiRINA Its your belly button. Click the button correctly and it comes out.
@Chris-jw8vm
@Chris-jw8vm 11 ай бұрын
Your mouth is directly connected to your anus via your long intestine, short Intestine then stomach and throat. In your throat is a valve that regulates wether intake goes to the lungs or stomach and can stop the matter within your digestive tract from coming out to avoid acid reflux and digested food and liquids from being expelled then entering the lungs. For lets say your liver to fall out of your mouth during a hand stand it would have to enter this digestive system then make it's way out. Which is improbable. I hope I have finally answered this question that has plagued your mind for these many years.
@davidmullins6859
@davidmullins6859 4 жыл бұрын
"I wish I had that figure" amazing delivery
@LynneHand
@LynneHand 11 жыл бұрын
"Who wants some pills?"
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg 4 жыл бұрын
Me!!
@Duhya
@Duhya 11 жыл бұрын
"Who wants soil!?"
@bobbylow175
@bobbylow175 4 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up when he laughed a little after throwing it in the audience and splattering on some.
@timothyroscoe4920
@timothyroscoe4920 2 жыл бұрын
These people are amazing. Even just for her delivery of "Who wants some pills!", I want an Oscar for that woman.
@wave5009
@wave5009 4 жыл бұрын
"You see this ? This is what you look like ! " I laughed so hard lmao
@dadamager3000
@dadamager3000 5 жыл бұрын
thought I've seen every single Onion video! how am I discovering this just now
@huitlang931
@huitlang931 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr it seems like a find a new one every day
@mateoramirez9003
@mateoramirez9003 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@griffinmcgonagle3272
@griffinmcgonagle3272 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the onion shows this one is by far the most terrifying
@punkgrl325
@punkgrl325 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, Sex House.
@projectorion8186
@projectorion8186 2 жыл бұрын
@@punkgrl325 Or Porkin' Across America
@Ekvitarius
@Ekvitarius Жыл бұрын
Porkin Across America was viscerally terrifying. This and sex house are the most boring things on this channel
@petargolubovic5300
@petargolubovic5300 11 ай бұрын
@@Ekvitarius they're all pretty good imo, but porkin hits different
@Bokeh420
@Bokeh420 8 жыл бұрын
most underrated videos
@brettjones8004
@brettjones8004 5 жыл бұрын
This just reminded me that I need to go to the soil store. Haven't been there in ages.
@ShavaShav
@ShavaShav 11 жыл бұрын
"its strange to think.. when i love someone, im really just loving a bag of stuff, like this." lol where'd you come from!?
@Judahmangi
@Judahmangi Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Dr. Good is about to be elected Senator of Pennsylvania.
@MynameisBrianZX
@MynameisBrianZX 11 жыл бұрын
I love how the plastic surgeon is straight up in a business suit. No pretense there.
@nathanb5579
@nathanb5579 10 жыл бұрын
you may.
@williamfarley3794
@williamfarley3794 3 жыл бұрын
This is more uncomfortable than Sex House
@waitwhathe
@waitwhathe 11 жыл бұрын
anyone notice the heart in the intro explodes? xD
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 3 жыл бұрын
Its the funniest intro bc of that; makes me chuckle everytime. 😁
@iwbmo
@iwbmo 2 жыл бұрын
0:46 The expressions on the audiences faces of who gets it and who doesn't is perfect.
@Narokkurai
@Narokkurai 11 жыл бұрын
We already have a pill-addicted doctor, a deranged, lecherous plastic surgeon, and narcissistic bioengineer. How can you see this series turning any shade other than Pitch Black?
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 жыл бұрын
The Onion’s KZfaq channel is way underrated.
@delyssandra
@delyssandra 11 жыл бұрын
I loved it when she threw the pill bottle into the audience. Hahaha great satire.
@stephaniecarrow4898
@stephaniecarrow4898 Жыл бұрын
"Health is just as much about the insides." Now that's a real doctor.
@Montanacellist
@Montanacellist 11 жыл бұрын
Love this, it's as educational as Dr. Oz. Thank you!
@Razberry52
@Razberry52 5 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best The Onion videos, I think about it all the time. I didn't realise it has practically no views??! The funniest stuff
@krome409
@krome409 11 жыл бұрын
That regular soil from the soil store line has me in cracking up over here XD LMAO. wtf?
@rabbitsintheattic9889
@rabbitsintheattic9889 3 жыл бұрын
"And this is just regular soil you bought at the soil store." "Yep!"
@zaturnz3217
@zaturnz3217 3 жыл бұрын
The onion is fixing my sanity
@mosesracal6758
@mosesracal6758 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I hate the awkward scenes in the onion, its always so on point
@tadshackles
@tadshackles 11 жыл бұрын
This is the most offensive thing I have seen in a long while... Thank you so much!
@comediaace
@comediaace 11 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for more episodes. This is the best thing ever.
@introprospector
@introprospector 4 жыл бұрын
The exploding heart at the beginning is so perfect.
@jamaalspancake1
@jamaalspancake1 11 жыл бұрын
I wish I had some of these nice doctors to put in my doctor building, I'm starting to run out
@CandyCoatedThinspo
@CandyCoatedThinspo 11 жыл бұрын
"The soil store" IDK why that cracks me up
@majinjared
@majinjared 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Looking like another good series.
@philbe3095
@philbe3095 4 жыл бұрын
The Onion, what a great rediscovery! I haven't laughed aloud like this for months from watching other comedy.
@PresidentialWinner
@PresidentialWinner 4 жыл бұрын
This Dr Good show (11 eps) and the onion show about pigs (this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ht2BodZn263Kmmg.html) is hilarious. Truly hilarious.
@prasiddhabhattarai3411
@prasiddhabhattarai3411 2 жыл бұрын
how come this channel only have 2.21 million subscribers. It should at least have 10 million
@bluesborn
@bluesborn 11 жыл бұрын
Ah the wonderous beauty and mystery of life! The blood,the guts,the lard,and the poo.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын
BGLP: the building blocks of life.
@BigMastah79
@BigMastah79 4 жыл бұрын
I somehow keep finding new Onion videos I love this
@Punkini
@Punkini 2 жыл бұрын
As someone that studies anatomy, the bag example is surprisingly accurate.
@CDsBrickMix
@CDsBrickMix 11 жыл бұрын
Finally a new onion series YES!
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын
These Dr. Good segments are less satire and more fever-dream.
@acex222
@acex222 Жыл бұрын
I fucking break down laughing every time Dr. Good says "holy shit" so genuinely like that. For nine fucking years it's been so fucking funny
@SwiftlySev
@SwiftlySev 11 ай бұрын
This is just an absolute fever dream of a video.
@ThePharphis
@ThePharphis 11 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. I'm always excited when they come up with another series
@vinesthemonkey
@vinesthemonkey Жыл бұрын
no one's gonna talk about how the show hosts are wheeled in on wheelchairs and then just casually stand up like nothing happened?
@Springwight
@Springwight 3 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Dr. Good. You were the best of us.
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 9 күн бұрын
Is it weird that I found the plastic surgeon so instantly likeable?😅
@randomfriendlyguy
@randomfriendlyguy 11 жыл бұрын
The guy throwing dirt on the crowd at the end was the best!
@RacerEckss
@RacerEckss 11 жыл бұрын
Even The Onion can't hit a home run every time they're up to bat......
@palmtree554
@palmtree554 11 жыл бұрын
yay! a new onion series!
@NickGeorgiou
@NickGeorgiou 4 жыл бұрын
i love your surreal art
@hash-slingingslasher1374
@hash-slingingslasher1374 4 жыл бұрын
im in awe
@steveruizok
@steveruizok 11 жыл бұрын
this is wonderful
@Remo860
@Remo860 11 жыл бұрын
Very educational.
@xthatwhiteguyx
@xthatwhiteguyx 2 жыл бұрын
When my nutritionist performs surgery on me, I specifically ask her to avoid my bones.
@HeiHolaHello
@HeiHolaHello 11 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I love this.
@Hyena_Heckler
@Hyena_Heckler 3 жыл бұрын
this is just footage of me at 8 mixing a bunch of shampoo and conditioners to make random bullshit
@AS-fi7hc
@AS-fi7hc 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s why viruses are so dangerous” bruh
@DigiEggz
@DigiEggz 2 жыл бұрын
The ending went full Waterworld.
@noregrets92
@noregrets92 11 жыл бұрын
I've taken life for granted. I'm going to remind my bag of smashed tomatoes how i love it every day.
@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770
@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Good was made before Good Doctor *head explodes*
@michelerich1590
@michelerich1590 2 жыл бұрын
the random censored 'holy shit' 🤣
@franciscobarril
@franciscobarril 11 жыл бұрын
lol best onion series ever
@piggieman72
@piggieman72 11 жыл бұрын
the bag SOILED itself
@gigitrix
@gigitrix 11 жыл бұрын
This one is right up my street!
@MP-mw9ph
@MP-mw9ph 3 жыл бұрын
“WHO WANTS SOME PILLS!” 💀💀💀
@esty6374
@esty6374 2 жыл бұрын
Total fever dream 🤣
@maavet2351
@maavet2351 Жыл бұрын
"Did you know 60 percent of americans are overweight?" "Holy shit" I did not expect this 🤣🤣
@nickwest_acoustic
@nickwest_acoustic Жыл бұрын
For your health!
@ribbon98
@ribbon98 11 жыл бұрын
this reminds me a lot of tim&eric, awesome
@kokoiles
@kokoiles 11 жыл бұрын
Wow, I just realized how much shitty info my health classes have given me! This looks WAY more trustworthy! ;)
@papertowel9490
@papertowel9490 4 жыл бұрын
How does this not have 10 billion views?
@lunchboxboy
@lunchboxboy 11 жыл бұрын
man doctors are awesome!
@thalunizz21
@thalunizz21 11 жыл бұрын
Perfection.
@FilipF013
@FilipF013 11 жыл бұрын
A very promising show. Keep it up, Onion!
@martbhdsuai
@martbhdsuai 11 жыл бұрын
More Dr. Good!
@goshenremains
@goshenremains 11 жыл бұрын
Oh boy we are in for a ride.
@SAsgarters
@SAsgarters 11 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, my insides DO look like smashed tomatoes!
@Dudewithangerissues
@Dudewithangerissues 11 жыл бұрын
What. The. Fuck. Need more of these.
@s0nnyburnett
@s0nnyburnett 11 жыл бұрын
Next video with Dr. Good should have to do with health insurance.
@ascarydude
@ascarydude 11 жыл бұрын
new show omg yes
@hughjanice8373
@hughjanice8373 4 жыл бұрын
The soil store 😂
@DimensionnX
@DimensionnX 11 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@Curtains1337
@Curtains1337 11 жыл бұрын
if you imagine this as real it is just scary and hilarious.
@couragethecowardlydog6307
@couragethecowardlydog6307 2 жыл бұрын
This is treasure
@TopPark
@TopPark 11 жыл бұрын
The best part is the exploding heart graphic on the upbeat!
@joblessalex
@joblessalex 11 жыл бұрын
This is going to have a really, really dark ending.
@FakeGrapefruit
@FakeGrapefruit 11 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the perfect human episode!
@ArborealOreo
@ArborealOreo 11 жыл бұрын
Nice start to a witty satire! Go Onion!
@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 2 жыл бұрын
As a surgeon, I can verify that this exactly what humans look like inside.
@COLNELIUS
@COLNELIUS 11 жыл бұрын
Ya did it again, Onion. Good job
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