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I think I’ve just become a believer in ‘X-Squared Anon’

Ah, the rare "separation of church and state" joke.

You ever wonder how many true things are idly wondered and then forgotten? I reckon it’d be quite a lot. I wonder how many mysteries of the universe have been momentarily (almost) solved. Of course, the number would pale in comparison to the number of incorrect thoughts.

Check out numberphiles video on building domes..

Haha, what a testament to our educational system

From messing in some graphing tool i also realised this.

It's fun how you can make the same conclusion as someone else without even knowing it. I did that once with the schwarzschild radius.

^^

earth is round he just walked around it really fast

@@karamboubou8579, Earth's surface is Non-Euclidian.

*He lives on a torus :D*

*runs around the camera panting

lol

oddly appropriate profile picture for this comment

@Boco Corwin Powerfully Concocted Parabolas

Guess you took it about 30m before it started then

Alexey Saranchev i died at the end xD

_ MΛrCO28 _ ... John?

***** ?

_ MΛrCO28 _ It's a movie, "John dies at the end"

***** oh

Percle

An acute triangle has a different shape than an obtuse triangle. Otherwise, they'd be similar

@@jacl9976 even 2 right angled triangles need not be similar

@warmCabin then why dont they all satisfy Pythagoras theorem?

@@kingscross4233 fairly sure, that's a joke :)

@@kevinkuryshev6958 Yes, very sure @warmCabin comment was a joke. But not sure about @JACL comment's "Otherwise, they'd..." part.

Viktor Onopko Agreed

Give this man 10 more likes to make it 666

9 more to summon Parabolucifer!

huh... i.imgur.com/fbw9Dkv.png

Big Smoke, you actually made a Screenshot of Parabolucifer! Thumbs up! All hail the one and only true Parabola!

that ending.

yes.

+Jacob Shepley Nighmares forever. I'm traumatized for life!

+Jacob Shepley The ending killed me ;D Play it backwards and you can certainly hear "Praise the ParaboLord!" ]:->

lol

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed that.

@@madlad255 I seriously thought he just came up with a constant value by manipulating variables

yes

I paused to try and understand it and got so confused by the ½

That ending wasn't spiritual, that was demonic Although you can argue that demons are a form of spirit according to some beliefs...

Are you referring to the incredible song from Tool with the same name?

callumissocoollikf better than marker on brown paper?

Bryan Sutphen Much better. (not sorry)

Hagoromo chalk look it up

I bet he has a stock pile of them. They're an endangered species and mating isn't an option

love that chalk

I am certain, however, and I gladly take any offer to prove me wrong

Theres a graphing program called desmos which has a zoom function. Entering y=x^2 will help. Hope this helps.

I think it is exactly how it works

Elias Nierengarten xD

HA

+EoF A Parker Circle.

He's squaring the circle :o

unisheep Parker Squaring the circle. Just like all the others. :'D

The Parker Circle, transcending space, time and KZfaq videos.

+ + +

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@@standing_around yh lol

09:25

Respect.

Haven't heard this song for a while. Thanks for reminding :)

+rallaa Remember, we are eternal All this pain is an illusion

its cool how the title is a play on word for parable, which is the main theme/topic of the song. fucking love tool

its cool how the title is a play on word for parable, which is the main theme/topic of the song. fucking love tool

True af😂

In principle, it's fine as long as both letters are in italics. For calculus, the d should be in roman type. I don't know how to apply this to handwriting, though.

@@qwertyTRiG just write the calculus d as delta and you're fine

NickPro Or use parentheses.

@@angelmendez-rivera351 or write as d·t

Emil Macko YES!

GLORIA IN X-SQUARIS

Creativinyx i'm*

Yeeeesssss!!!😭

I take offense to these lies.

+Alexander N. Benner (Nikodemus) I feel you, I've experienced that too

I had two awesome math teachers who tutored me, and got me to university level math.

i did the same with exponential plots xD

i did the same with exponential plots xD

My math teacher purposefully choose some of the parabolas we had to draw so that adjusting the coordinates was the only option to draw them.

*dix thrown out in a parabolar motion for the parabola*

Parabolas confirmed

Can I have a Hallelujah?!

Adonai Parabola Ehad !

Paraballahuakbar!

All parabola are beautiful in their own way. *in the same way

"What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Exactly.

#Parabolalivesmatter

You son of a parabola

Like

ellipses and hyperbolas?

+Spoder Man What about them?

Adriyaman Banerjee they are conic sections

+Spoder Man Yeah.So?

parabol + parabola

Did not expect to find Tool here XP

My teacher asked what the different parabolas would look like approaching infinity? I answered they would all look the same. Teacher could not understand what I was trying to get him to see. There is a huge difference between what it looks like a the edge of our calculator and approaching infinity.

@perpetualengine Actually, different parabolas approach infinity at different rates. For two functions to look the same at infinity, their different needs to approach 0. For example, y = 1/x and y = 0 look the same at infinity (hence y = 1/x has y = 0 as a horizontal asymptote) since the limit of 1/x - 0 as x approaches infinity is 0. On the other hand, the parabola y = 2x^2 and y = x^2 do not look the same at infinity because the limit of 2x^2 - x^2 as x approaches infinity is not 0.

By "look like approaching infinity" my teacher was talking about the slope. An x^2 parabola "looks" like two parallel lines. He had examples of wider parabolas and made sure we were told that they would look like a 45 degree diagonal slope "as approaching infinity" but they would all "look" like vertical parallel lines. Such as the difference between x^2 and .1x^2.

Since the graph of x^2 extends forever to the left and right, it would not look like two parallel lines. If you zoom x and y both by a factor of infinity, you would get a ray pointing up with (0,0) as the endpoint. With that said, your answer is much better than your teacher's answer. Parabolas rise more and more rapidly as you move to the side, no matter how wide it is. Saying that the parabola has a 45 degree slope is absurd. A hyperbola such as x^2 - y^2 = 1 would have a slope approaching 45 degrees, not a parabola.

It’s not surprising a math teacher wouldn’t know that.

No one is as excited as Dr Grime.

Clifford Stoll? I think he's awesome! I just don't think of maths with him so much as learning in general. But thanks to him, I have both a mini Klein bottle and a Curta calculator on my wishlists.

Shit...I said Grimes again..too much walking dead

+Thrashiko I am a maths tutor and, without shame, I steal some of Dr G's delivery in my lessons. Hey, anything to get the buggers to pay attention!

+Thrashiko Well, Dr. Matt Parker is also excited it seems! What I wouldn't give to have had such an enthusiastic educator when I was in school. Actually showing you things with excellent explanations instead of just copying examples out of the book and presenting that. :)

I love editing. My life is a constant battle to not spend too long in Final Cut.

Do go ham on editing with one video.

+standupmaths Honestly, it's amazing you get any maths done, really...

+Austin O'Rourke Thought Ray William Johnson had come back to do math for a second

+Colin Evans RIP RWJ years of =3 "You will be remembered" Only Carlos can save us now...

thejuzey ... you down with OTP?

xD xD xD

I was thinking the same thing But then: If b = 0 Then there is no parabola y2 = 0 for all real x2 (considering y2 = b * x2)

You cannot map anything to zero, or map zero to a function, it changes the aspect ratio

It’s no more a parabola. It will just be a straight line. Don’t you remember quadratic equations? Ax^2 + bx + c where a ISNT ZERO. If A or B in this case is 0 then the equation will be linear

Filho do Meepo That is still a parabola. Lines are degenerate parabolas

Teh Yong Lip You can map anything to zero AND map zero to a function. I have no idea of what you are talking about.

You're a dork!

Medacium Bin Amon He only said that because it was on the board in the video

Hence the purpose of quotation marks

@@faizalrahman6027 please stop

TomatoBreadOrgasm?

Yes? Can I help you?

why did you pick such a (eerm) different name?

TheMrCarnification A lot of people have asked me this over the years. I'll give you my usual copypasta: When I was 19, I was trying to think up a username for KZfaq (this was before Google got it, I think). At the time, I was living in a shitty, freezing apartment eating store-bought tomato soup and store-bought bread. They both tasted awful, but dip the bread in the soup and it was the best thing I'd tasted in months. I typed in "TomatoBreadOrgasm" and thought it wouldn't matter anyway, it's just a video site. After Google Plus integration, I had the option to use my real name, but I liked the fact that people would be forced to face the fact that they can't judge a book by its cover. I decided to keep it for the sake of the contrast between my username and the things I actually say.

woah, thats a nice story, thank you.

Good night!

+standupmaths Then I guess you're right, parabola=Illuminati

+Aitor V Same!!!!

It's a phenomina called "Movie Magic"! lol

I can explain that, seeing as a parabola is technically a cut through any 2 points on a circle or at least the rest bits left over. He just went from the 2 connecting ends of the parabola, which do not have 2 connecting ends, because if they were connecting it wouldn't be ends. It would be a circle. So he went around in a circle.

He is filming it in a trancendent classrom

Oh I just noticed that... ._. MATT TEACH ME YOUR WAYS because I'm too lazy to get up and walk all the way to those cookies in Japan

It must be a cylindrical classroom.

+MoonSaiyan Yes I am!

standupmaths Maybe that's why KZfaq recommended your channel. I haven't watched numberphile for a long time now tho. Weird. But I like it. I love math even tho I don't do good at it anymore.

+MoonSaiyan *well That's good. You don't have to be good at math to enjoy it :) YAY!

+standupmaths That ending was hillarious! Thank you for brightening my evening :D

+standupmaths Aren't you in Dr. Who?

nice name

+đỗ hoàng minh I salute your astute... ness

Actually, only the circle and parabola are. You get different ellipses and hyperbolas (as their eccentricity changes).

Thanks

+standupmaths obviously, I mean right. The parablah vlodmi. Hn....Words failing meee...

+Pablo Arroyo Something interesting to note, over the complex numbers all ellipses and hyperbolas are equivalent, and over the complex projective plane, all conics are equivalent.

+standupmaths I'm pretty sure that by "within their own kind" he meant "of same eccentricity". Does the point stand then?

+viralinfecticide Correct. There was 1 ending.

You_just One parabola to find them

Jonah Vanke I don't know this part of it and in the darkness bind them

You_just it's "one parabola to bring them all"

AMGwtfBBQsauce ah yah

LOL grande what are you doing here xD

+grande1899 see the descriptions

Lapischicken Learning about parabola -s-

+grande1899 Cheers! I stretched it up after your suggestion.

wth xD

Very good point. I could have picked a point further down on bx^2 with the same ratio. But I wanted to emphasise the arbitrary nature of the two parabolas.

+standupmaths I've allways seen the flat one as the tip of the skinny one, resized. In the Apollonian Cone, the parabola and the circle have a fixed tilt, while the hyperbola and the ellipse have wide ranges of tilt. Anyway, the cone can be skinny or flat as well. You've given analytical proof, could you make another video giving a geometrical proof?

+standupmaths Sometimes when I have to graph parabolas for homework, I change the scale so it is easier to graph. So I feel like I understand what you mean.

+awe lotta And now you know that all you have to do is draw one parabola and several different sets of axes.

Wait I thought he was drawing with chalk not axes. xp

Morgan Laco w

Nikki Rennardo Ahahah XD!

A year later.. I read this at 2am O.o... Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

1:18 AM.

2:01

Its 2.12 in the morning. Freaky

only if ur hindu

because holy cows

Exactly - it's just not the first thing you think of when trying to map one onto the other.