There's no alcoholics in Ireland!

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The raving lunacy of Sir Stevo Timothy aka the infamous Farmer Michael:
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@ShuffleMasta 3 жыл бұрын

America: Gay alcoholic Ireland: Flamboyant Singing-man character who's fond of a pint

@weepinangel4485 3 жыл бұрын

As an Irishman I can say that I am a flamboyant singing-man

@ShuffleMasta 3 жыл бұрын

@@weepinangel4485 But are you also a "devil for the drink?"

@weepinangel4485 3 жыл бұрын

@@ShuffleMasta no I just have a pint or five every other night

@Himdrewhimself 3 жыл бұрын

@@weepinangel4485 five !

@bobham919 3 жыл бұрын

@@weepinangel4485 five a mere taste of it that tis. when you start real drinking will join you.

@likeasombooooodee 6 жыл бұрын

Hes a 90 year old irishman in the body of a 30 year old

@ClashingWithThunder 5 жыл бұрын

AYD3N T too true

@traceyjacobsen8544 5 жыл бұрын

AYD3N T hes like a childish 90 year old in the body of a 30 year old 😂😂😂

@johnanders8760 5 жыл бұрын

All I can think of is FECK, FECK, PISS 'ELL. DRIIIIIINK!!!!!

@hazel5634 5 жыл бұрын

He's obviously not being serious, and is imitating old Irish people. I do it myself

@petersantos6395 5 жыл бұрын

You mean 9?

@mattsupertramp6506 3 жыл бұрын

Joseph: 1. He likes a pint or two 2. He's fond of the drink 3. He's a devil for the drink 4. He's a character

@frankstern5270 3 жыл бұрын

#notanalcoholic

@trollcan 3 жыл бұрын

Just as funny as the video itself :D

@ewqdsacxz765 3 жыл бұрын

Repeat this every morning in front of the mirror: "I am not an alcoholic. I'm just a devil for the drink."

@Wiggleattacks 3 жыл бұрын

He's a singing fella

@WeebRemover4500 3 жыл бұрын

hes a drinkin man

@foxhazhax4845 3 жыл бұрын

Here's a good joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit most likes ive ever gotten, thank you internet 😻🦊💜

@danielstopps 3 жыл бұрын

Robert Ray I’m Irish

@foxhazhax4845 3 жыл бұрын

@@danielstopps As am I.

@kaitobluebird 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not Irish and I'm here to say that was funny

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

What for? He must not have had an open tab, pour fellow.

@ozzymandius666 3 жыл бұрын

Only gay Irishmen leave a drink for a woman.

@neingagging7747 4 жыл бұрын

"He's just fond of a pint or two", yea but it's whiskey.

@mjr1229 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@rogthepirate4593 4 жыл бұрын

Well what can ya say, he's just a character.

@fsh4204 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha my lordy boy that's the Scots got the Scotch Whisky Ireland just had and Irish sized pint of Guinness..that's 5L a point dontcha know

@oakishere8240 4 жыл бұрын

There a problem with whiskey friend

@user-ov2fc5sd1e 3 жыл бұрын

low alkohol whiskey

@razgneven 5 жыл бұрын

She has one of the most gentle and pleasant voices ive heard.

@KnittingPasta 5 жыл бұрын

Makes makes her crazy husband's voice stand out even more!

@SiegfriedDeniz 5 жыл бұрын

yes!

@assu4lt 5 жыл бұрын

Unlike him

@randomescu 5 жыл бұрын

@@assu4lt u kidding, right?

@Pain-mr2hn 5 жыл бұрын

Love me an Irish accent.

@Catjuggler 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The Irish accent actually sounds like a really well spoken upper class English accent. It's just that no one's ever been able to catch any footage of a sober Irish person on camera due to how rare it is.

@Jessica-jr2ir 3 жыл бұрын

This is 100% true from the age of about 10 or so you’ll never see any footage of an Irish person speaking sober but if you look at young Irish children who haven’t yet been blessed with alcohol you can hear the English in them. Very scary stuff

@livedandletdie 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jessica-jr2ir And that's why they drink.

@Jacob_frye 3 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell it's that bad? I mean the way you put it sounds like you're tryna catch a very rare black panther in its natural habitat 😂😂

@SirAntoniousBlock 3 жыл бұрын

I am offensive! hic I find this Irish!

@asherm4767 3 жыл бұрын

This section was so fun

@oldsoul1384 3 жыл бұрын

Der's no gays in Ireland, der's no drunks in Ireland, der's flamboyant singing men, and men who are fond of the drink.

@FIREcrochethairstyles 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ShuffleMasta 3 жыл бұрын

What about gay alcoholics??

@phastherlight823 3 жыл бұрын

@@ShuffleMasta Ders no gay alcoholics in Ireland. Read me lips champ

@jend8759 3 жыл бұрын

@@ShuffleMasta The singin men who are fond of a pint!

@Lgtg1947 3 жыл бұрын

Oirland 👍

@jaaayj5474 7 жыл бұрын

He's a devil for the drink ha ha ha ha

@creedbratton2094 5 жыл бұрын

Jaaay J what does that mean??

@theomeester90 5 жыл бұрын

@@creedbratton2094 that youd go through hell for your drink haha

@creedbratton2094 5 жыл бұрын

@@theomeester90 oh thanks mate

@miunya 5 жыл бұрын

Yup say divil not devil its like saying heck instead of hell or gosh instead of god

@THLM-jo2yu 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just a character...

@ipolarisi2381 6 жыл бұрын

*THEY DON'T WASH DISHES ANYMORE*

@Jpbremner 5 жыл бұрын

maybe their just fond of the drink.........

@erinflaherty8804 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a woman who is constantly washing dishes lol...

@stleisink 5 жыл бұрын

@@Jpbremner NOOOH!

@Leo-hr7yq 4 жыл бұрын

Erin Flaherty Well, that's normal how it's supposed to be

@Sergio-fu7mv 4 жыл бұрын

Erin Flaherty you’re a good women then! Not like these lazy American women that can’t even cook.

@thedukeofchutney468 2 жыл бұрын

"And when everyone's alcoholic.... no one will be." -The Irish

@massgeneral9873 2 жыл бұрын

if friends and family ever try to pull an "intervention" on you, this is the man you want in your corner.

@aransmeallie5344 6 жыл бұрын

"They get nOOOtions-"

@sambarillas1062 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, my favorite bit of truth ever dropped.

@swanningabout 4 жыл бұрын

@@sambarillas1062 stated not dropped

@KTKZon58 3 жыл бұрын

They don't even haf to wash dishes anymoar!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EliteTeamKiller2.0 3 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout Go re-read the dictionary definition of "dropped." One of them is this: "informal: mention in passing, typically in order to impress."

@fuzzydunlop7928 3 жыл бұрын

Every other person here is trying too hard. It’s like a lasagna with autism. Or just lasagna, which also usually can’t navigate social interaction gracefully.

@prez.cookie980 6 жыл бұрын

No alchoholics there because that implies you drink too much, which can't happen in Ireland.

@jens2049 5 жыл бұрын

Quite right

@faheemfaisal4406 4 жыл бұрын

Bet why

@felixfischer312 4 жыл бұрын

When i was.a kid this old timer Priest would always tell the church openings about his trips yearly to Ireland he would bring 2 suitcases one full and one empty but some how both full when he returned..

@___blaggard999___8 3 жыл бұрын

@@felixfischer312 sounds like the perfect smuggling mule. 10000 benson and hedges and 4 hail marys

@pateris 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics goes too meeting.

@juandom6432 3 жыл бұрын

I love Michael's confidence about how being a "Devil for the drink" Is the absolute valid argument.

@airlessowl8840 3 жыл бұрын

Me: what is your blood type? Irish population: Guinness

@pateris 3 жыл бұрын

How do you recognize an Irish kid ? Ask him or her "who do you like best, your dad or your mom ?" If he answers "BEER !", he's Irish… (I'm outta here…)

@Boredoutofmywits 2 жыл бұрын

There a actually two boodtypes, guinness and whisky

@grahampalmer9337 4 күн бұрын

Ahh! But Liffey Guinness not 'London'. 😀

@stvn___ 7 жыл бұрын

I love the way he says no at the end

@r.d.6565 6 жыл бұрын

I'm fond of a pint.

@aaroncsoka7294 6 жыл бұрын

'Noeoooooo!'

@dr.spaghetti1973 3 жыл бұрын

_Nœ_

@KTKZon58 3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.spaghetti1973 Ok.

@charliedawson4877 4 жыл бұрын

Relatively. I guess when everybody's an alcoholic nobody's an alcoholic.

@karmansingh8644 4 жыл бұрын

Interesting dp

@randomnamesoicanfindmyself3123 3 жыл бұрын

You described hundreds of years of Russia

@RealLaone 3 жыл бұрын

🤯🤯🤯

@FarmersAreCool 3 жыл бұрын

@@randomnamesoicanfindmyself3123 The whole world is russia now, fucking covid communism.

@SpaceCadetLaC 3 жыл бұрын

Philosophical.

@SteveMillerSongOfNovember Жыл бұрын

LOL! I was in a pub in Cardiff in November and the bouncers were trying to explain to this guy that he'd been cut off at the bar because he was drunk. He told the bouncer "You dont tell me Im drunk, I tell you! Im Irish and I know when Im drunk!". Funniest guy ever

@JoaoGabriel-hk8ub 3 жыл бұрын

He's actually quite handsome but I'm not gay, I'm just a flamboyant singing man.

@MustiiForTheWin Жыл бұрын

The guys in Ireland are always like that! ❤️ yeeees it's nice to be flamboyant singing man 🤟🤟

@nevenmusic3024 4 жыл бұрын

He sounds so Irish that he sounds Italian

@josephgargano1471 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol I thought that too. Started to morph into super Mario for a second.

@trolltothebank 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought haha

@cxmxg 4 жыл бұрын

That”s more because of the enormous amounts of underlying Catholicism

@vestty5802 4 жыл бұрын

Carlo Geeno no

@cxmxg 4 жыл бұрын

Handsome Squidward Yes

@RemarhBsoul 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: so you're an alcoholic? Alcoholic: no I'm just a devil for the drink 😅😅

@subutaynoyan5372 4 жыл бұрын

That is the proper medical term for that condition

@JHanlon22-11 3 жыл бұрын

Divil*

@D.Antony 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, most countries have A. A., Alcoholics Anonymous. In Ireland they D. D., Devils for the Drink.

@Dakhaos-ou812 2 жыл бұрын

noh' I'm a flamboyant character.

@thodorisnatsios1522 2 жыл бұрын

@@D.Antony D. D. hahHaha best comment XD

@MarkaTella 3 жыл бұрын

Kathleen: “Well mayb-“ Michael: *”N O H”*

@russellruby1293 3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying. They have notions because they don’t do the dishes any more and they turn to the drink. 110% Irish

@MONA-9250 4 жыл бұрын

“So none of them are alcoholics?” “NOUH” “None of them have problems?” “NOUH”

@enchantedneon4191 3 жыл бұрын

Nouh

@peaveyst7 3 жыл бұрын

NOUH!!!

@Polyglot_English 3 жыл бұрын

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

@capncake8837 4 жыл бұрын

“Patrick’s not an alcoholic, he just loves his daily sip!”

@Bmac1027 2 жыл бұрын

As an Irish man, I can confirm he is speaking the truth

@Dewarion 8 ай бұрын

I was under the impression he was speaking Irish.

@johncheetham4607 7 ай бұрын

My response is no I don't have a problem with alcohol I like it 😂😂

@fbi4189 3 жыл бұрын

So Ireland’s all singin’ men and characters, interesting.

@aoifecampbell6715 3 жыл бұрын

as an Irish person I can confirm its all true

@makisjnx007 3 жыл бұрын

They are also fond of a pint or two

@restauriorestoria1332 3 жыл бұрын

Are you planning an investigation on ireland?

@MrLastlived 6 жыл бұрын

"Not an alcoholic, just fond for a pint"

@brianclarke61993 6 жыл бұрын

He's a divil for the drink 😂😂😂

@davidrenton 3 жыл бұрын

I remember as a child in Western Ireland on holiday, the local village from the farm we stayed in (which was a 5 mile walk through forests and peat bogs) was a nice small village , it had a grocery store, an undertaker and 13 pubs, and that was it :).

@animalunaris 2 жыл бұрын

And the chipper van comes on Saturday nights

@JoshMaxPower 3 жыл бұрын

I played and sang Irish music in Irish bars every single weekend for a year, every weekend a different bar in the 5 boroughs of NYC...and they treated me like gold, I love the Irish and always will and this guy is bringing it all back, how a lot of them SHOUT WHAT THEY believe, and ye just let 'em go off and you stand back and watch 'em wind themselves into a frenzy! GOD BLESS THE IRISH.

@pateris 3 жыл бұрын

You lucky basterd ! I learned meeself how to sing Irish songs, but…

@JD-vt3gb 3 жыл бұрын

Amen deirhart!

@bugsysigle4412 2 жыл бұрын

God bless you I wish I could hear u sing one of the songs ! Is their one u recall you liked to sing....

@TheoTattaglia 5 ай бұрын

sure, but you're talking about yankees

@KYoss68 4 жыл бұрын

The old joke goes: Why did God invent whiskey? ans: To keep the Irish from taking over the world. :D

@kendrewfunk7106 3 жыл бұрын

Feck off Irish people are not alcoholics the Americans are

@swagcandy2576 3 жыл бұрын

@@kendrewfunk7106 that may be true, but we like our opium and prescription pills too

@spartanx9293 3 жыл бұрын

@@kendrewfunk7106 guess who a large amount of Americans are decended from

@jarrettlowery2802 3 жыл бұрын

@@spartanx9293 their are more Irish In the u.s. than in Ireland

@pateris 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was so that fugly people could get laid ?

@thebudkellyfiles 6 жыл бұрын

Love this guy. Grew up a Bronx Irish Catholic, and it never really leaves you. Very fun, lighthearted, kindly people, who like to drink and punch other people in the face is all.

@Boddav Жыл бұрын

But you got to be willing to be punched in the face and not snivel.

@vitoscalleta4431 7 ай бұрын

“Devil for the drink” is gonna be part of my vocabulary now

@edgewood99 3 жыл бұрын

The more I see of this guy...the MORE I like him.

@merilanewell 7 жыл бұрын

No alcoholics in Ireland. Watched this so many times and nearly spat my tea 😂

@SirStevoTimothy 7 жыл бұрын

+merilanewell don't waste precious tea!!!

@RicardoD957 6 жыл бұрын

merilanewell if it's Yorkshire tea you're destined for hell lol

@lukemmurphy795 6 жыл бұрын

RicardoD957 Nah lad. Barry's tea.

@alen6330 5 жыл бұрын

Right, "tea" you alcoholic 😁

@jacksongomez5116 5 жыл бұрын

What's the big deal with Yorkshire tea?

@christineagnew7372 6 жыл бұрын

"Oh jeez I believe that!"

@snu3877 3 жыл бұрын

I am so glad I just discovered this guy! In my family of people, some of whom are "fond of the drink", the motto is, "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem."

@bobrossack4403 3 жыл бұрын

This bloke is, without a doubt, one of the funniest fecking blokes, iv'e ever seen. May the good lord, watch over and protect this precious soul and do the same for the delightful lass, with whom he keeps company. These two characters make life a joy to experience. May they both be safe, well and happy. Bob. Australia.

@dennischiapello7243 Ай бұрын

That’s a delightfully composed blessing! 😂

@to-nem-ai 4 жыл бұрын

Next time my family calls me an alcoholic I'm saying I'm a character.

@kermitthetoad9093 5 жыл бұрын

They're just drinking lads, Kathleen!

@johnhagans2190 2 ай бұрын

Micheal just described everyone in my Southern family. 😂

@Hanamy7777 Ай бұрын

Not like your family in Idaho.

@GenXstacker 3 жыл бұрын

"He's fond of a pint is what Martin is!"

$@fracture9405$

@fracture9405 7 жыл бұрын

Pretty much Ireland 50 years ago around 1916 oh wait

@Dizastermaster. 6 жыл бұрын

fracture Wasn't that America in 1916,

@isaac_aren 6 жыл бұрын

50 years ago...?

@dl-q3387 5 жыл бұрын

Lol I don't get it... I'll admit it

@shiteyanyo1111 5 жыл бұрын

S3VEN That was the year the Irish rebelled against British rule but the British crushed the Irish combatants.

@videogamebomer 5 жыл бұрын

That's a 100 years ago

@VK-pk8uz 7 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if this is acted or not.

@thpaghett3002 6 жыл бұрын

Neil Shanahan Eat a snickers

@Shamballa432 6 жыл бұрын

It's acted yeah xD

@drumclaypete 6 жыл бұрын

MadnZz At least somebody can reply to the comment reasonably

@Shamballa432 6 жыл бұрын

Peter Bennett I didn't even notice them. Don't let crappy people get to you. They're like that because their life sucks 😂

@chinchilla0708 6 жыл бұрын

It's acted

@garyscott4105 6 ай бұрын

I suffer from depression. I put your channel on to cheer me up 🙂 I can't stop laughing. I'm a Scots Proddy 🙂

@robinelliott-ni2eh 6 ай бұрын

You should try heroin 👍

@outoforbit00 4 ай бұрын

I love Still Game. The Scottish are very funny too. Irish living in Scotland.

@roxanneoshaughnessy9804 3 ай бұрын

The Irish and the Scots have the best Craic in the world!

@madman99bad 3 жыл бұрын

Their voices contrast beautifully

@jodyhicks6508 4 жыл бұрын

"Joseph's nothin but a character!" LOL!!!!

@adovah5312 4 жыл бұрын

Ah bless him, he’s filled with positivity.

@atotallyreallion 3 жыл бұрын

"well maybe they're just fond of the drink-" "N O U H" "ohok"

@JacoWium Жыл бұрын

I used to have a drinking problem, but now I just love the stuff.

@ploppysonofploppy6066 4 жыл бұрын

"Some people die of thirst, the Irish are born with it" Spike Milligan, "Pukoon".

@NicoleStLouis-is2hc 5 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of my hubby...he puts on an Irish accent and calls himself Shamish and talks about needing cobblestone. Drives me nuts.😭

@xtc___3027 5 жыл бұрын

😂🙏🙏🙏

@Crabtree1844 Жыл бұрын

How can anyone not like the Irish? They are super good!

@sillynelson1 3 жыл бұрын

These videos popped up randomly on my youtube and now I can’t stop watching them

@java4656 5 жыл бұрын

The most common Irish drinking excuse is, "Sure, it's a special occasion!" Yes, even at funerals....

@flipper2392 2 жыл бұрын

The difference between an Irish wedding and Irish funeral is one less drunk.

@daneenmurf1043 Жыл бұрын

A good funeral is better than a bad wedding

@magisterapophis8714 6 жыл бұрын

Dropping a bottle. That is alcohol abuse.

@PAIP_Studio 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I love this man.... Brother... If I ever see you in a pub I will buy your table a round or two.

@shu4208 3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeesssss! This dude is hilarious!😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Amarianee 3 жыл бұрын

Came across this from the "No gays in Ireland" video. Was pretty sure it's some good ol' fashion sketch comedy, but your dedication is so convincing. Love "Farmer Michael and Kathleen," you guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and satire, it's greatly appreciated, now more than ever.

@UltimateIrishRebel 5 жыл бұрын

Love the way he blurts out "NO"

@MaximillianSmith-pz1vk 2 ай бұрын

Ireland’s starting to make a lot of sense to me now

@oldschool86er 2 жыл бұрын

Could listen to that accent all day. It's beautiful 😍 beats my northern British accent any day

@bassettehound 3 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if this is real or he's doing a bit, but god damn he's one of the funniest men I've seen on the internet

@joshbriggs1615 3 жыл бұрын

In England the words "He's fond of the drink" comes up quite a bit

@t1mpetti 2 жыл бұрын

Man of sense and character. Also drives a Saab. You have my respect.

@666saturation7 5 ай бұрын

i love how he says "no" in the end ahahah

@Harleyforever20 6 жыл бұрын

I love how stubborn and argumentative this man is. He reminds me of ME!

@patcarpendale2277 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely priceless. Sure everyone knows there are no Alcos in Ireland Only lads fond of a drink Write.

@Guccit865 Ай бұрын

I’m O’Neill in London and my brother in Cork this means a lot to me he’s in his 70s I’m in my 60s and I remember the woodbine cigarettes and the arguments in the mark 3 ford cortina back in the late 60s and 70s …. Brilliant.

@gabequezada2066 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is my new role model... He is awesome !!!

@fatygalonenuno9315 4 жыл бұрын

the woman is so cute it kills me

@trashman8094 7 жыл бұрын

by far one of my favourites!!

@Dario-yl7vt 3 жыл бұрын

I moved to Ireland an year ago and this is very accurate.

@leahparker6481 3 жыл бұрын

My favourite Farmer Michael video of all time!!

@Predaking4ever 4 жыл бұрын

I’m mostly Irish and drink 30-40 oz a day and have no hangovers. I relate and love this

@sophiamarchildon3998 Жыл бұрын

I sure hope that's liquor and not light 5% beer... or your Irish passport is revoked.

@draoidh6479 3 жыл бұрын

This has proper Spanish subtitles LMAO. Thanks to whomever did that.

@kathryngrant3717 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely adore both of you.

@paulbradley8533 3 жыл бұрын

I just discovered these videos and is exaclty what I need haha, why is this guy so funny?

@GustafafKlint99 4 жыл бұрын

I read every comment in Irish after watching these vids.

@MikeBritton 7 жыл бұрын

I'm crying right now this is so funny.

@sharoncarthy3764 3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh. Just the way he turned round and said "WHAT?" at the start just tickles me.

@fs.pureblood 3 жыл бұрын

These 2 should be on tv on a half hour sketch show.

@vinnie_2000 3 жыл бұрын

This man deserves a grammy

@betheroo2397 3 жыл бұрын

"Tom likes a pint or two but that's about it." Jeez Kathleen leave Tom out of it lol

@pateris 3 жыл бұрын

Well, he did not say how many times in the day, innit ?

@phillloyd2519 Жыл бұрын

A Character… love it

@Kreecher82 11 ай бұрын

My dad is 80 in November he's from connemara in Galway this is like watching his old friends god bless them,

@seansteele1269 3 жыл бұрын

“What about Sean then?” “Well Kathleen about Sean that lads a teetotaler, you’ll always find him watering down his drinks he puts tonic water in his gin and juices into the vodka.” “Juices Kathleen you can’t even really taste the alcohol, no wonder he can drink 8 or 9 of them in a night!”