"You be good or the America they send you back to Vietnam " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jeannie looking like a flight attendant

Did anyone get the "if you swallow a watermelon seed, it'll grow inside you." lie? A preschool teacher of mine did that to one of the kids, and she burst out crying. Her mom had to come and get her and everything. I never did find out what happened to that teacher.....

I love it when Jeannie does mama mai voice

I remember when I wasn't allowed to say lying around or to my parents. I would have to say "telling a story".

I love it when Jeannie talks in her Vietnamese voice 😂😂

the most used lie by hispanic parents when kids wouldn't stop misbehaving would be pointing at a stranger and saying "Look that man/lady is gonna take you if you don't stop it"

Every time I see Tahj, I sing to myself..."He's A Smart Guyyyyyy" 😂

My mom used to tell me if swallowed gum , it would stay in my system for 7 years !!! Now atleast every week I swallow a piece of gum ! And if I roll my eyes too long , it would get stuck ! So I would make sure if I was irritated I would not roll my eyes 😂😂

omg y'all hear jeannie's neck crack at 3:19

It's so sweet the way Tamera looks at Tahj. You can tell she's always been motherly towards him.

I love how proud Tamera sounds when she's talking about Tahj's young accomplishments ❤

In an African household , you mess up your really going back to Africa lol

my mum used to say if I didn't eat the rice. The rice will cry....😂

Tahj is so fine, lordT Jesussss.

I LIIIVVVEEE for Jeanie imitating her mother! LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!

My parents were like Adrienne’s 😂😂 always give the worst case scenario and brutal honesty

Tamera and tahj bond is so cool to watch I love it ❤️❤️

My lil nephew hit my sister and i said don't hit people you can go to jail he hit her again so i lied and said i was calling the cops he said "Call the popo hoe" (To much Madea movies lol) Lucky for me we was living in the hood so police sirens was riding past the house he really thought i called and scared him so bad he pee'd on himself. That's why i'm not fit to be a mom lol!!

I wish Loni would speak more even if she doesn't have a "joke" to tell

My grandmother used to tell me and my uncle that she had a third eye 👁 that was on the back of her neck so whenever we would roll our eyes at her or do something we weren't suppose to do she would know....one time while she was napping we looked at her neck and moved her hair around to find that third eye 😭😭😭😭..we were determined to find that third eye !

Okay. I'm tired of this... Are yall sleeping with Tahj. *NOPE YOU AREN'T!!* So stop saying he's gay. Unless you're in his bed and he is your man, you don't know his life. Leave him alone. If he's gay he's gay. If he's straight, he's straight. That's his business. Not yours.

Why do I feel like Jeannie is more of the comedian than Loni?

Jeannie giving us air hostess vibes today. Make up on point.

Biggest lie that I actually believed was that tampons took your virginity. I literally had my friend's mom explain it to me in the car and didn't touch boys because the idea of penetration scared me so much.

Is it just me or did they discuss this before?

I’m surprised the “go to your room” is still a punishment lol I wouldn’t mind going to my room if I was told 😂 I love it

my mom always told me it was illegal to drive with the light on lol now idk if that's true or not lol

Love the entire Mowery Family they always have a friendly cool authentic vibe they seem like a great family love love love them and all of their work!

awww. Tahj used to be my childhood "celeb" crush

My grandma was straight up with me! She said she wanted to prepare me for LIFE! I got the full length sex talk at age 10! She told me to be respectful to others and in return they will respect me. Wash my face and brush my teeth daily! Take a bath twice a day to keep your body fresh and smelling good! Use minimal makeup. Save your money, pay your bills BEFORE they are due. Be cordial around others. Don't talk to strangers. Call 911 in case of emergencies. Only fight when NECCESSARY( Somebody hits me or a family member). Study so I can pass all my tests and get good grades on my assignments. She taught me everything she could to get me prepared for this world!

Jeanie threw major shade. "You guys were raised believing in God, where are storks in bible?" Yikes Jeannie. 😂

"If you lie, you're gonna go to your room." What? Is that punishment? lol Growing up in Nigeria it was "If you lie, you're going to get flogged."

"Aiden.. if you lie, you're gonna go to your room" Oh the irony

Adrienne kept reeling it in! Good Job Adrienne.

Wait, eating chocolate doesn't give pimples? My whole life is a lie!!

Here y'all go with the "Tahj is gay" comments. It's funny how people yap about not wanting it thrown in their face and they're on the hunt trying to find the gays. 😂😂 get it together folks!

I remember mom telling me if i hurt myself "don't cry or it hurts more " - i believed it for years!

My Mom Told Me I Was Hatched 🐣 🤣🤣🤣

we use to stare at food being warmed up in the microwave; so my mom use to tell us if we kept staring at the food in the microwave, the microwave would blow up lol

My mom told me that if I swallowed watermelon seeds, they would grow inside my stomach

I've only just realised he was in Full house, he played Michelle's friend, can't believe how many times I've watched full house and I've only just realised it was him xxx

What Jeannie said at 3:08 was so true. My grandma is Thai and she used to my brother and I that if we were too loud at night or kept looking out the windows, then the neighbors would throw bricks at us. 😂

How about please behave unless the police is going to arrest you..lmao get em Adrienne put em on the spot!

I love Tahj! He's amazing. Also did anyone hear Jeanie's neck pop!!! When she's talking about the milk?

It wasn't my mum that told me the crazy lies, it was the other kids in school, that would say stuff like 'if you eat apple seeds, my mummy says an apple tree will grown your tummy!' Or like 'my mum told me I didn't eat my dinner I would be taken away!' Like...kids scared me with their lies more than my mum lol 😂

Lookbehindyou ... 😂 tht is so funny I never heard tht one before .

"Dont swallow ya gum it'll stick to your inside forever" I screamed and cried so bad they had to hurry up and take that one back quick lol

Why don't they talk about stuff going on in the world? They talk about the same stuff all the time.

Why is Loni so quiet???

Definitely heard the same Bahamian sayings growing up. "Don't make that face or it'll get stuck like that" is so relatable!!

lol now I'm on the hunt for all of Tahj's commercials!

my parents were, and still are, like adrienne's mom 😂😂

Lol my mom named me off Tahj even though im a girl. Seeing the comments about tahj makes me feel like they're about me lol

Their parents did so good ❤

I literally relate to Jeannie! 😂

I forgot Loni was there

Loni didn't say one word for 6mins...

Love there conversations. Miss this show.

Adriene! I swear my mom was the same way! I’m so thankful too

Around Christmas time, I use to tell my niece I would call Santa if she acted up

The lie that I tell my kids is when they see a car accident they always ask me why do people get in car accidents and I tell them because the kids were in the back seat jumping around so my kids are really well behaved when they are in the car hey what five kids you got to say something it's working

Jeanie "Did u ever wanna sellem to make some money, *poke* Haha u dont need anymore money" 😂😂 GIRL

I made my kids believe the car would not move unless thier seatbelts were on.

When I was younger my grandma wouldn't let us say "Dang" i guess it was too close to "damn" 😂 we was always saying "woooooow" lmao we all bout grown and I swear if I say it to her she ah give me a stern side eye 😂😂😂😂

"keep playing with that thang you gone go blind"

Adrienne just had to add the New York comment in lmao

I love his laugh

My mom used to tell me that if I kissed a boy I would get pregnant.

bare west indian/caribbean tings lol... walk in the house backwards after midnight if not you'll bring duppy (ghosts) in the house, don't open an umbrella inside or you'll, again, bring duppy lol.... if anyone dreams of fish, somebody's pregnant....

Here's another lie parents can stop telling their kids: Santa Claus!

Adrienne: It’s a bird Jeannie!! 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was nice having Tahj on.

My mum always told me that the devil is spitting on your face when you are sleeping, so you have to wash your face in the morning.🤔😅 I'm 22 and still believe in it 😅

Jeannie and money 😂😂😂 I love herrr

When I saw the title is though that it said "Mom and dad, stop dying"😂

Tamera 1:45 is still salty about Tahj booking waaayyyy more commercials then her and Tia lol 😂

We lived in a high rise building and to keep us away from leaning on the windows mom used to say a witch will come and snatch us by the braids lmao

I love Mamma Mai. She is so hilarious!!!

I lovvvve when Jennie mocks her mom🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Adrienne my momma is Puerto Rican and she did the exact same thing!

I miss you tahj on full house, it's a golden retriever 😂😉😍🤗😂😂

The stuff our parents would tell us... smh 😂

LMFAOO OMG, when i was little my mom & wela would tell me "si sigues portándote mal ese hombre te va a llevar" 😭

My parents were brutally honest, I could relate to Adrienne. I think most Hispanic , Latino parents are.

preach Jeannie! Christians and the stork. . .we shouldn't do that

"You see, you see? That you on drug. Look, look" 😂😂😂👌

"You're gonna go to your room"?? Really??😂😂💔🙌

Tahj has been adorable forever, oh my Lord 😂

When i was 4 i went to after school and my teacher had a baby and i asked her where do babies come from and she said ask ur mom I asked my mom how r babies made she used to tell me "I are a duck" 😂😂😂😁

My parents said I was found in a cabbage patch and I told anyone who asked me where I was born 😂

My mom used to tell me if I ate too much candy I would get worms too! Lol I’m Mexican :)

This conversation seems kinda dry. Like Loni is barely speaking and I feel like Jeannie and Adrienne are overdoing it to cover up any awkward silences. I'm surprised how the convo went considering when Tahj is there, it's a good show. But this was just meh

After Tamera said that her & Adam are honest, I stg I though she was gonna say "Aden, if you lie, you're going to go to hell." 😂😂

I remember that. I still tell my children that

Mama mai always take the cake❤️🤣🤣

Tamera is always overthinking and ready to go in a deep convo about her kids. The question was have you told them a lie? "Well he's 4 and Ariah is..." MAAM just answer the question lol. The funny part is she then says all the lies they use then says "but for the most part we're honest" lol. I like Tamera but I was like ma'am if you don't come on!

The mowrys are the perfect example of just plain old good people. I love how tamera is of her baby bro and the way she gushed when Tia came on the show. She gets on my damn nerves sometime acting like she's the first and only person to have a family. But she's sweet.

The face getting stuck i believed in that😂🙈

Brutal honesty with my children.