This is the best comment I've seen today 😂

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I treat every day like a trolly dash!

@@TheRunningManZ your girls must love you lol

Yes

Jim killed him. It was on a whim. His chances were slim. Now his eyes grow dim. Bye Tim.

There was a Boy whose name was Jim; His Friends were very good to him. They gave him Tea, and Cakes, and Jam, And slices of delicious Ham, And Chocolate with pink inside, And little Tricycles to ride, And read him Stories through and through, And even took him to the Zoo- But there it was the dreadful Fate Befell him, which I now relate. You know-at least you ought to know. For I have often told you so- That Children never are allowed To leave their Nurses in a Crowd; Now this was Jim’s especial Foible, He ran away when he was able, And on this inauspicious day He slipped his hand and ran away! He hadn’t gone a yard when-Bang! With open Jaws, a Lion sprang, And hungrily began to eat The Boy: beginning at his feet. Now just imagine how it feels When first your toes and then your heels, And then by gradual degrees, Your shins and ankles, calves and knees, Are slowly eaten, bit by bit. No wonder Jim detested it! No wonder that he shouted “Hi!” The Honest Keeper heard his cry, Though very fat he almost ran To help the little gentleman. “Ponto!” he ordered as he came (For Ponto was the Lion’s name), “Ponto!” he cried, with angry Frown. “Let go, Sir! Down, Sir! Put it down!” The Lion made a sudden Stop, He let the Dainty Morsel drop, And slunk reluctant to his Cage, Snarling with Disappointed Rage But when he bent him over Jim, The Honest Keeper’s eyes were dim. The Lion having reached his Head, The Miserable Boy was dead! When Nurse informed his Parents, they Were more Concerned than I can say:- His Mother, as She dried her eyes, Said, “Well-it gives me no surprise, He would not do as he was told!” His Father, who was self-controlled, Bade all the children round attend To James’ miserable end, And always keep a-hold of Nurse For fear of finding something worse. - Hillaire Belloc

You put one hell of a fight Jim! Ggs dude.

What server was this played on?

@@SandervkHistory Zero Esseker

Lmaooooooooo broooooooo😂😂😂😂👌👌👌 felt this in my soul

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Yep

Same lol

Same af

Timmy was awesome. If I had a pvp friend like him I'd play lots more.

@@valkasolidor6727 such a sweet guy

The one who doesn't share his sardines. 😂

@@patrickm.4754 lol you're right! What was I thinking? He's a monster! 😄

@@patrickm.4754 😂 I LOL’ED when he found out

What if he doesnt like em?

@@mr.voidroy6869 good point

@@mr.voidroy6869 seafood allergy. Meanwhile TRMZ is on a see food diet

maybe he was allergic?

Never let them know your next move lol

You should dive in mate, such an awesome game!!

@@Sean_1919 looks like a ton of stuff to learn damn even bullets mags and condition you have to check, running man here makes it look easy lol. I rekon it's a good game tho

@@andreabuzzolan9807 try a community server first, good way to learn the game

I watched his videos logged on met a few people now I have a group of 4 a hummer but I died and now have to try nav back to them it takes ages but it's good fun

@@andreabuzzolan9807 They have an inspect feature, tells you the history of the gun, and the ammo it takes. Good thing to learn, when i was 15, when dayz first came out, i didnt know anything about guns, just started shoving any ammo i got into the gun till i eventually memorized which ammo went to which gun.

Unreal how he shoots and kills on and on👌🏻

Lmao I didn't see him either until reading your comment, thanks for that

I wouldve lost my fucking mind 😂

i bought dayz during early access when it first came out and ive been playing it ever since. best game ever and i hope you can enjoy it

Keep on going. It's a hard game before you add in all the PVP! Try Wobo's videos for greater insight into the mechanics of the game

Xbox littleredjr3344 if u want some help im new aswell but we have 4 people a group chat and 1 guy who knows the game like his house he's crazy good and its great fun man

Hey man if your on PC let me know would like to play with someone, I’ve been playing for a week and I’d say Im pretty decent at the survival aspects.

@@Littleredjrwenballacepresy Hey bud appreciate that. I'll add you and if you ever wanna team up for a game or 2 that would be cool. I might be a liability if I were to play with the group lol. But if you ever wanna go explore a little bit I'm definitely down! The character I have now has lasted the longest so far. I'm semi geared with a couple pistols with ammo and a shotty with no ammo but got some of the essential survival gear. I'm in a low pop server so just trying to learn how to survive for now and not pvp. Last night I built my first fire and started it with a hand drill. Caught about 3 fish and cooking it by that fire felt so satisfying!! So after I had my belly full and some decent basic gear I found my first well too. I hung around for 10 min drinking gradually and then I saved and I'm ready to set out on my journey! 👍🏻🍻🍻

well, thats what you get for playing on platforms which userbase consists of absolute tryhards and children.

@@thatguy4305 Sounds like we are in different timelines. PC players are even bigger try hards in most games. Heck we have mmorpgs where people min max so hard that they quit jobs and what not.

@@thatguy4305 most people do not have time to set up a pc, let alone play for even a 4 hour stretch. I am a full time dad, and love gaming when I can. Console is plug and play with no extra gimmicks. Pc is a pain in the ass for people with real lives. I happen to be one of those people. So, keep spreading your hate for no apparent reason, other than personal vindication. Refrain from commenting your retardations about the topic, and just go play your Pc. Which is most likely outdated, and can barely 🏃‍♂️ as it is. Toodles.

What console bud? I’m playing with some Americans and it’s hard to get the time difference just right ..

@@shaunsidaway6130 US has 4 time zones so time is 6 to 9 hours earlier than UK time for cold half of the year then 5 to 8 hours earlier the warm half.

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Hey man if your on pc we should play together

@@DreadnoughtAlphaOne Sorry friend, I'm on console. 😒

@@filldrummin42 sad day indeed. if you ever get a pc come back to this comment safe travels friend

@@filldrummin42 I play on ps4 if you want to join up.

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his channel went viral technically

Same man, I only don't feel bad when they attack me

Same here

Man, I think I met him once in a game when I was still super new to the game few months ago. He was soo nice :D Nicest random guy I've ever met probably.

try stimpee

@@slavplaysgames Oh, I am an avid Stimpee enjoyer. I watch his videos every time a new one comes out.

@@cody9367 Beautiful .. now buy the game for your pc xD

@@slavplaysgames Says the guy burdened with all that money.

@@edmartin875 what ?

I just started as well on Xbox. Still learning the basics.

Extra trouble for me then. I have a mic but not sure how to get on the channel with any partner but my son, who walks me thru it each time we play in a party together, so talking with a stranger is problematic for me.