I was dead when he said that lmao

Oops wrong scam mamm

Haha oof

I heard that also lol.

Tuesdays are for Amazon scams. Scammer forgot today is Tuesday

John is German (from Johannes) and Smith was used instead of the German Schmidt so it sounds more english. or does extra american mean german heritage?

My name is Ben Chode

Name Name Extra American, meaning a name a lot of Americans have🙄.

@@NameHerbert Didnt John Smith come from England to the New World and hook up with an extra American girl named Pocahontas? I dont recall any German voyages of Discovery.

Name Name relax dude. You know damn well what she means you’re just trying to be a smartass. John Smith is an English name that is most common in America. America is built off immigrants so every name or word comes from something that isn’t American, but that doesn’t change if something is American or not.

Exactly

Hilarious!!

At 8:07 He almost messed up and said Microsoft instead of Amazon and caught himself...oh my LMAO 🤣

This comment made me cry 😂😂

He is from *THE* AMAZON which is even MORE legit.

I'm using it with my kids... Just wait a moment justwaitamoment justwaitamoment. They don't get the joke, but I do, and that makes it even funnier for me XD

@@themudpit621 You should tell them to put each and everything away after playtime.

Glad I’m not the only one 😅😂

Yes.

Is there a standalone version of the intro song somewhere? I need this as a ringtone. Asking for a friend.

He should this would be some NOICE TEA

I love that idea! Might tip them off sooner that it's a fake bank though...

Also, to complete the look, a fancy frilly hat on top of the grey wig and a shit ton of pearl necklaces would make it even more hilarious

Fantastic idea!! 😂😂😂

Yes please this!

You're*

Whats the timestamp

@@BoomChing no time stamp, it's their typing misspelling.

, about 8:07

@@pokerbeast6402 he wasn't asking you about your comment, stupid. You ain't special. He wanted the timestamps to when he almost said Microsoft.

It's really disappointing isn't it, I can't understand that attitude.

John 3:16-17 KJV "16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved."

@@rezwittkerchester2055 ?

Sounds like Hillary Clinton to me.

@@rezwittkerchester2055 Do you have any Harry Potter quotes? I love fiction.

Yes . They get really mad and everything is "Shut the F*** up. Listen to Meeee!" and "You mutha f*cker. I'm having the Police come arrest you". Nasty mofos.😠

It's part of their script They expect you to be computer illiterate and just go along with everything they say. If you ask any questions they freak out because they think they're losing control over the scam.

That's what happens when you have the emotional maturity of a toddler and aren't bright enough to ad-lib if they deviate even slightly from the script.

indians hate it when people from other races show the slightest upper hand against them. it just boils their blood

because that is manipulating tactic number 2 on their script

Hahahaha yes

Malicious compliance lol

Yeah but maybe he put the recycle bin icon in the recycle bin. Hhhmmmm

@@dreamindistortion he put 'this pc' in the recycle bin before putting the recycle bin in the recycle bin and then emptying the recycle bin

John Smith just wants access to your "deks-top."

"When i delete the desktop icons.. ONE BY ONE" *fixed

Ooh you’re deleting my shortcuts, I’m shaking in my boots! 🤣🤣🤣

My favorite was when a scammer deleted a few shortcuts, looked up syskey before realizing Kit didn't have it, then tried to change Kit's password and asked him to put his password in lmfao

@@jaredchampagne2752 or the fact that you can delete all the icons in two clicks altogether 😂 you'd think they'd know the basics!

I just laughed so hard

@@jaredchampagne2752 A genocide? What the fuck? Stop posting comments about genocide, Jared.

@@s0lastsummer7 Not to mention they'd be able to just spam Ctrl + Z to bring back all their icons, or just go into their recycling bin. It was so funny

RP aka Robert Panhandle

Lol 😂😂😂

At least it wasn't Sean De Niro

Hahaha!!

😂😂😂

🤣

true

Salesman "Here is a BRAND NEW script, there is nothing like it in use. Nobody will know your using it to scam!" Scammer "Is it really that good?" Salesman "Read it over, and trust me. If you see anything wrong I will fix it......Wait do you have Amazon, or a credit card?" Scammer "No?....." Salesman "It is awesome." PS. If this is actually the case. Keep it up India, sorry for stereotyping, but scamming a scammer is double thumbs up.

@@kazoode generalize away. Everyone does about whites, case in point is Indians intentionally scamming elderly white people.

I imagine they have some kind of an excuse, for example that the hackers hid the order or something.

What's really strange is how they turned it into a "virus" on their computer that they must fix.

I think the excuse they used here was that the hackers duplicated the account with all the information in tact but like. You could still take a moment to check your bank online and see that there were no transactions.

@@thecatherd First of all, your account being hacked into to this extent is a matter for the police, not a random indian dude on the phone. And you most likely have an insurance included with your bank account, or your bank can easily revoke the payment/freeze your account. And if your bank can't do it, neither will Amazon.

Scott Larson theses scammers are stupid and clueless

yasss

Ponderosa steak house

I love that a company making an affront to my nation accidentally made an affront to your nation too in the process. Fuck Outback Steakhouse.

Yeees! Five guys hamburgers would do just fine lol

Offer Blockbuster gift cards

I'm indian and I think the same XD

@charles clinton no way dude they often curse him out and hangup or try to fuck his computer up but he's on a vm

Coincidence? I honestly don't think so. I believe that at least some of these videos are a hoax. And for good reason too.

ahahaha

@@iUseVegas Of course they do, that's what makes it entertaining and gets views. If someone were to stage this, that's exactly what they'd do. 🤦

Have a seat, ma'am.

i dont think ive ever seen a more accurate analogy

Please do one thing, just give a click on the seat right over there...

I miss his show. He got blamed because some guy killed himself.

Good analogy, Marc! 😂😁😅

They are already doing it now! There was one last friday.

@@Hichi that was a hilarious twitch stream

*Are you put scam on KZfaq? Just wait a moment...just...just... wait a moment...

They already do so with Deeveeaar. He completely bankrupted a few of them so they start to fear him. They know if he call it gonna cost them serious money and get hacked on top of it....

Mike it’s so good

He should have drawn some stink lines you smelly hacker.

His doodling is almost hypnotic! 😂🤣

@@wassamattau860 - I was pretty mesmerized by it. Cracked me up. Then he convinced the stupid scammer to draw... hahaha

Grandma is my favorite

especially when he bounces a character off his friend Milton, they feed off each other's improvisation like nothin I've ever seen 💀😂😂

Its comedic value is top notch but the talent is just untouched lmfao

@@shannonburke5565 Grandma has me rolling every time!

@DmY808, ikr, it's one of the reasons they are so freakin' hilarious! :D

Yes, and as long as they think there is a small chance of them making a dollar off someone they will stay on the phone.

I really hope you understand that these "scams" are staged.

Wrong.

@@peeterl.2016 No they aren't. I get the same calls. They sound just like the ones I get.

@@ebailey9443 I'm not saying that there ain't any scammers, but Kitboga is scamming us with these staged videos. What do you think, how he knows to prepare for a scam call with all his sound effects, etc ?

Tiflow idk but I mean apparently it works

Amit Chauan from Adrittech for one. Check *Spying On The Scammers* by *Jim Browning* .

It's much harder to convince an old person they're being scammed than to actually scam them.

I remember watching a video about this, scams often use bad logic and spelling mistakes etc. on purpose to weed out people quickly that wont fall for it thus maximising efficiency in scamming time

If it wasn't working it wouldn't happen. So a lot of poor old grandma's are still being tricked

Yes. Robert is my lovah. My suga babey actually. I'm his dominatrix. Roooooberrt you ordering things online again?

@@gitanafox9852 brutal

then the phone would have gone down , no video

That’d been hilarious 😂

I def do that sometimes. But I know what Kit’s goal is to keep them on the phone as long as possible so that wouldn’t work.

"Believe me"

That sounds like an entry in r/thathappened

Wow.

Same. I've watched way too much of this shit lol. I absolutely love Edna!

@@spencerscott4878 me too, I think I'm addicted, I agree, enda is a great character.

literally same exact story word by word

Welcome to our (not a) cult! 😊😊😊

Same.

lol 😅

😂 I should not be laughing this hard at this

Haha yeah he's probably right! 😂

Wonderful joke 😀

@Addict that's called an ingulgence in some places 😂

😂😂😂

Just in the amount of scammers time wasted or in awareness and education as well?

I wonder how many scammers quit after dealing with him.

🤣😂 stupidity at it finest!

I thought the scammer said cia LOL, to funny

Lol seriously! When is the album coming out?

Watching too mary Kibotga videos that my mind automatically sang it instead of reading this comment 😂

watching too many kitboga videos that my mind automatically sang it instead of reading this comment 😂

I want the ring tone!

@@jaysonjuare946 same lol. 😂

I don't get it either. It is simple to go on amazon and check your "orders".

We older folks are pretty computer illiterate and we trust people.Bad for us,good for them.

@@conniwitzig9523 if us older folk are computer illiterate, then we need to not play with computers and online banking, etc.

@@seove1 I don’t.

I don't think it's especially the elder. Could even be a young adult who doesn't remember what they ordered and just panic when they hear this. But I guess everyone will get the scam after a few Minutes into it because of the stupid stuff they say.

😅

He pretty much told him he knew the situation. Lol! Dumb scammers.

And making HIM draw it, too. And he actually got him to do it! Oh, that was priceless.

What he's thinking: "they didn't tell us they would say no!"

He was too busy thinking about abusing elephants & publicly wiping his butt with his fingers.

@@simonharbuckle3931 Damn😂🤘

And, his right eyebrow doesn't abuse elephants or s**t in public.

That's hilarious! 😂🤣

emilia girl that’s his left

I guess the brow was set pretty low.

it's his left eyebrow

That's great Motivated Mama!

Susan Sanderson Honey, you used a period where you should have used a comma. I don’t think you are in a position to comment on someone else’s grammar.

I am educated, I am also a busy mom that doesn't care about typos on a social media platform. Atleast I am not rude and I have manners.

I apologize. You are correct. I have no right to criticize. I am aghast that I was so rude. I will zip it.

@@motivatedmama1726 no joke I love when ppl write whole paragraphs just to attempt to sound or seem "smarter" than someone else as they edit their grammar lol. I appreciate how you don't even give a darn. Right on

amanda let’s not forget they’re running an investigation. That’s so awesome of them!!! And they will also contact the police 🤣😂🤣😂

I got one last night. They told me the cops were coming to take me to "the jell huss, behind the curdhouse!" I told him to hurry because it was pizza night at the jail. 🍕😆 Got a quick CLICK after that!

That happened to me 3 times also the IRS scam as well. So i have 7 warrents out for my arrest. Still waiting for the police to show up.

@@booboobear9904 that is awesome. Yeah but they can fool a lot of people. But i would of joined the pizza night at the jailhouse as well.

Nice! ❤️

The Social Security scams are my favorite because the real SSA would _never_ call you on the phone. That's way too convenient.

Beaten only by "you are on a recorded line",

I almost wet myself! LMAO

If he were from the US he would have known that was a joke.

🤣🤣😂😂😂

That got me too. Genuine lol

Where in the world is she?

I’m sorry you’re going through a hard time. I hope things get better for you soon. 🙏🏻

How are things now ?

That is actually really interesting. Windows 3.1, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows 2000, ummm, Windows XP?. All had paint..... I think the better question is. Why did not, the other so called ''experts" on the subject up vote you? .... Did not, Didn't, So don't I.... It's a local thing you wouldn't understand.

ZZZ Money hunger blinds criminals. Kitboga is a Scammer Empath and knows their limits.

Each and Everything is infected so time to transfer likes to this comment now.

JUST WAIT A MOMEBT

Just wait a Moment

oktopustrainer look up just wait a moment remix and go to 1:14 for the part he uses

oktopustrainer look up kitboga just wait a moment

Well he should contact some Indian, as Indians only know the correct way to screw these asses over

Y'know I don't know why they don't just say they are from India, honestly they'd be a lot more credible if they did but lucky us that they are too dense to do that.

@@rambbler Yeah exactly. Why not say that Amazon outsourced their customer care (which most companies including Amazon do anyway). It would make more sense also with the fact that they couldn't access Edna's credit card. They could fake it by saying "I'm sorry. For security reasons, outsourced personnel cannot access customers' full credit card numbers. Only on-site personnel can do that".

@@oliver_twistor that is 100% true.

That’s a bit mean, don’t you think? 2nd graders draw way better than that.

Just wait a moment.. 😁

Just hold let me put you on hold

Watch him on Twitch.

It drops on Saturday, but you could check out the full calls on his Twitch. 😁

@@jennifercowley8970 are they vods? Unfortunately I can't make the streams live due to timezone differences

identyteft

This is a KZfaq original.

Good thing we can choose what we put in our brain these days! :)

Good god no, if tv companies got hold of this they would chop and change it to be more dramatic and thus making it completely fake.

Sadly they'd change it to an annoying format like they always do from KZfaq to TV. I know of a medical one where it looked bad compared to the KZfaq series it originally was. Then they had to remove many of the videos from the channel or made them private so only paying people could see. It was pretty sad so I wouldn't recommend it, or then the same would happen here. Let's just keep it on KZfaq. What I'd rather see is more of an extension to this. A channel like Vice who show these videos then take a more in-depth look at the subject in a documentary style.

@@ethanmccormack9561 Exactly. :(

I have 7 warrents out for my arrest 3 from social security and 4 from the IRS. Still waiting for the police to arrest me. These scammers are hilarious, but they do fool a lot of people.

I don’t know if it was a scam but I got a phone call telling me my car I was looking at was available. I can’t drive

@@drock9009 wow! A diehard hardened criminal!😂

@Frost pot Dude, his multitasking is already off the charts. He'd propably need to hire somebody. Plus he seemingly doesn't want to do any harm since he wants to have a heart to heart talk with each and everyone.

@Frost pot Technically that could be seen as illegal. Kit likes to remain on the legal side.

Go to ScammerRevolts if you want to see some legally questionable computer destruction

Prehistoricman it’s fucking beautiful, I like these a lil more but he has a ton of amazing videos aswell

They don't give a rat's ass about their victims, they spend all day trying to steal money and when they fail they melt down into vulgar cry-babies, stamping their feet like the impotent nobodies they really are.

vAqeii I’m surprised they gave up quickly, didn’t even try to savage it at first smh. Worst “Amazon” employee *ever*

*Wellllllll....I got employee of the year though.*

_job.exe not found_ assuming there even was one in the first place lol

"job"

You’ve got ONE job!!! ;)

They would just hang up because they would understand that he knows it' s a scam

That’s what I was wondering!

@@legionnaryook8414 That’s what I do....there is a long silence and then they hang up.

Search for "Just wait a moment" by ansonx10 😉😃

🤣🤣🤣

Me too 😭😭

@@paulvamben3861 its on zedge

I hope we find them one day

I. Wow. Um, great, okay.

Kabu SCP 2200 - Keter targets grandmas and attempts to steal money from them. If they fail, 2200 will enter an agitated state and begin spouting expletives.

Plot twist, Kitboga is the SCP and the containment procedures require a scammer and KZfaq post.

[ KIT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT , ALL PERSONNEL REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THE NEAREST CALL CENTER ]

Nurture her. You’re raising a protégé 😂

James Petersen 😂😂😂

John Wayne said in True Grit. ( My GOD she reminds me of me) You must be one proud Dad. She is a chip off the old block. HA HA HA.

r/thathappened

AlexM r/ihavereddit