I don’t think we need more fast ones. We need more nextbots that actually make you feel unnerved. Edit: I know Gargitron, Terminus, Silence, Stalkbot, and Father exist, but this was before I realized that new nextbots existed. I’m glad nextbots with higher IQ are getting attention now.

0:08 A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces such as the black Mesa facilities. A chair without a back or armrests is a stool or when raised, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two people it is a couch, sofa or settee; or If is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.

3:31 Bro starting aging 10 years a second.

0:08 The hot wind blowing Jagged lines across the sand The crumbling buildings In our minds are all that stand Just like the buffalo Blindly following the herd We try to justify All the things that have occurred I don't know what I’ve been told But the wishes of the people can’t be controlled I don't know what I’ve been told But the wishes of the people can’t be controlled Heat of the desert Dust settles on my face Without a compass The soldier knows no disgrace Out of the ashes The eagle rises still Freedom is calling To all men who bend their will Here I am Dirty and faceless Waiting to heed your instruction On my own Invisible warrior I am a wind of destruction All men who bend their will We fight for justice In a forgotten place Fulfill our duty Then vanish without a trace Don’t need a medal For all the men we kill Freedom is calling To all men who bend their will Wind of destruction

I created Light. The yellow one at the beginning. He is fast, I will say that, but on compact maps (like the backrooms) he is sorta special and kind of follows you around (although I never made code for it.) In open areas, he is just fast. Also, he has this weird thing with his hitbox where he sometimes will hug you and even lift you or can hit you from miles away. Don't worry, I didn't make your typical fast nextbot. For those of you who want this nextbot, his name is Light Nextbot (on the steam workshop). I can't put a link because the algorithm will delete my comment. ALSO WHY THE HELL DID HE DO 0:08 HE'S NOT PROGRAMMED TO DO ThAT

Man, i feel bad for his vocal cords after this video💀

Almost every fucking comment: 0:08 *explains the entire KZfaq lore* But that part is fucking hilarious

0:08 He screams so hard he can literally feel the nextbot coming inside of him

0:08 Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight

0:07 got me

The start of the video i literally died 💀

Lol this is so funny especially the first part 0:08 Edit: Thank you my fellow men for thy likes

3:13 I love how it just goes past them and thoelian just breaks its ankles

0:07 nah that nextbot was planning other things ☠️

0:08 was a little funny

a fact that problably nobody needed to know: he actually changed his video title.

0:08 Immortal temptation Takes over my mind, condemned Falling weak on my knees Summon the strength of mayhem I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate Can't run away Keep walking the line, between the light Led astray Through vacant halls I won't surrender The truth revealed in eyes of ember We fight through fire and ice forever Two souls once lost, and now they remember I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time Disappear into the night Lost shadows left behind Obsession's pulling me Fading, I've come to take what's mine Lurking in the shadows under veil of night Constellations of blood pirouette Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes The puppet master congregates all the masses Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit You want this power? Then come try and take it Beyond the tree, fire burns Secret love, bloodline yearns Dark minds embrace, crimson joy Does your dim heart heal or destroy? Bury the light deep within Cast aside, there's no coming home We're burning chaos in the wind Drifting in the ocean all alone

5:59 got me 💀

"oH dADdy" That was super sus

0:08 Standing here, i realize You we're just like me Trying to make history. But whos to judge The right from wrong

0:21 lol that scream

Bro it hasn’t even been a minute and the video is already funny

are we not gonna talk about this part tho? 0:08

0:07 XD THE PART WHEN HE SAYS DADDY GOT ME GOOD

0:07 omg- ✋💀

0:07 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 light was trying to slap her ass

0:08 I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

0:08 Golden brown, texture like sun Lays me down, with my mind she runs Throughout the night, no need to fight Never a frown with golden brown Every time, just like the last On her ship tied to the mast To distant lands takes both my hands Never a frown with golden brown Golden brown, finer temptress Through the ages she's heading west From far away, stays for a day Never a frown with golden brown Never a frown with golden brown Never a frown with golden brown (never a frown with golden brown) Never a frown with golden brown (never a frown with golden brown) Never a frown (never a frown) Never a frown (with golden brown) With golden brown (with golden brown) With golden brown

0:07 The fitness pacer test is a multi acrobatic capacity test that gets harder the longer it goes, the test will start in 30 seconds, once you hear the beep, run as long as you can to the other side, test, tip, pibit, do not make wide turns, once you can no longer reach the line twice in a row, you will be removed from the test, remember the stage called, the test will start in 5 seconds, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BEEP

Random-ass Cryptid: just standing there Thoelian: horrified demonic screeches

0:07 What The Fuck 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

0:07 AYYOOOOO???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🗿🗿🗿🗿📸📸📸📸

0:09 BRO IM IN THE KITCHEN CALM DOWN

0:06 bros got me like 😳

0:08 thanks i had fun doing that

0:08 Immortal temptation Takes over my mind, condemned Falling weak on my knees Summon the strength of mayhem … I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time … Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate Can't run away Keep walking the line, between the light Led astray … Through vacant halls I won't surrender The truth revealed in eyes of ember We fight through fire and ice forever Two souls once lost, and now they remember … I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time … Disappear into the night Lost shadows left behind Obsession's pulling me Fading, I've come to take what's mine … Lurking in the shadows under veil of night Constellations of blood pirouette Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes The puppet master congregates all the masses Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit You want this power? Then come try and take it … Beyond the tree, fire burns Secret love, bloodline yearns Dark minds embrace, crimson joy Does your dim heart heal or destroy? … Bury the light deep within Cast aside, there's no coming home We're burning chaos in the wind Drifting in the ocean all alone

PRANK HIM JOHN!! _Ha ha, you already know..._ 0:07

He's multiple parallel universes ahead.

The 5 year olds parents: calls 911 911: 911 what’s your emergency Also the 5 year olds parents: my son had been acting strange because he was playing with someone

oh HELL NAW WHAT IS THIS START MY MOM CAME IN MY ROOM

I HAD MY VOLUME UP FOR THE INTRO. AND I WAS NOT ALONE.

Imagine getting violated by a nextbot couldn’t be me

0:06 ( SMACKY SMACKY )

0:07 "OH OH OH DADDY!" 😭😭😭😭☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

idk if you meant to get this nextbot or you got the wrong one, but that's not the ACTUAL light the real light is like 20x faster than trauma

0:21 that blood curdling scream 😂😂😂

0:08: THE SPECIAL TREE --------------------------------------------------------- The forest felt swiftly As the Lumberjack swung Except for the special tree Which could not be stung She missed her friends And the hymns they sung So she started a tune That broke the man's lung

0:08 One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

1:55 That's a good one

00:08

Damn light do be clapping dem cheeks 😏

0:03 this is sussy

Bro getting slammed ☠️

Bru the things my dude says at the beginning💀 Also dude really likes talkin about the skeleton lmao 2:52.

0:07 ayo😕📸

Okay We Already Gettin Right Into The Video Lol 0:08 But Besides That Love The Vids U Make Keep Up The Great Work

0:08 In the first age, in the first battle When the shadows first lengthened, one stood He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him The Doom Slayer

0:08 is SUS

Thoelian everytime you upload it gets more funnier😭😭

Love your videos hope u get to 400k!

0:07 bro what🤨

THOELIAN ITS BEEN 3 WEEKS OR MORE IDK WHERES THAT LIVE STREAM

0:07 ayo wtf 😂

Could the community Stop making lightningfast things and actually make playable nextbots for once 😡

hey bro can you try out this nextbot? its called "light" its faster than "trauma" or maybe faster than this nextbot your using " "light is faster than sad, hungry, happy ,trauma and, munci"

The first on bro💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

THE PART WHERE THE NEXTBOT WAS JUST 💀💀💀💀

0:06 GOT ME DEED

Bro..... 💀 0:07

0:07 nah seven second in 😂😂

I would like a nextbot that has the gargentron power and angry munci powers

0:08 are you serious right neow bro 💀

0:07 bro 7 seconds into the vid and he does this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

0:07 better call Saul

0:08 The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

Bro said hungry instead of hunger

That thing is Running faster than my dad

The intro was a masterpiece 😌

Poor tholian he got violated by a nextbot

0:08 AYOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WHY 0:08 WHY DID YOU DO IT THEO?! WHYYYYYYYYYY

Nah that intro was foul 💀

The Elmo one was def my fav😂

What the fuck was that intro 😂

we don't need Nextbots that go at the speed of light, we need Nextbots that actually make you feel unnerved, scared. take Gargitron, Terminus, Stalkbot, and Angry Munci. not too fast, and really fun! but a Nextbot like Trauma is not as fun teleporting at you in every direction possible, i hope people get more creative.

0:06 Ayo 🤨📸

0:08 my volume was up to 100 and i'm with my mom and my dad☠️

0:07 MY BROTHER IS SLEEPING SHUSH

ight first part caught me off guard😏

3:14 that's not from the nextbot, that's from trevor henderson, it is... the lamb

ayo 😳 what the nextbot doing by THE WAY NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE CALLING HIM DADDY????

0:08 AYO😳

0:08 I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate business. We poses unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash or financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

The start of the vid bro already getting ran through 😭

0:10 why he smackin dat tho 0:19 god...is that you?

When you said, *AAH DADDY DADDY* my mom heard it, and i can't use my phone tomorrow :(

0:07 I can't 💀💀💀

BRO AT THE START 😭

I had this on full volume 💀

1:07 *hunger*