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@reedcampbell9
@reedcampbell9 Жыл бұрын
I’m telling my kids this was the the worlds most prominent biochemist
@alpinebreed1774
@alpinebreed1774 Жыл бұрын
And you may be right.
@louismaldm
@louismaldm Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@techyb8614
@techyb8614 Жыл бұрын
Well it's true sir!
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 Жыл бұрын
The Delts certainly are prominent. I could tell him in a lineup with a hoodie on.
@user-gb5sh5gv3m
@user-gb5sh5gv3m Жыл бұрын
He might as well be
@arthurrosa9403
@arthurrosa9403 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, dude! Supra physiological levels of respect achieved within the community.
@heyitsbroski
@heyitsbroski Жыл бұрын
😆
@robertocuevas2755
@robertocuevas2755 Жыл бұрын
lol
@robertgituhu9975
@robertgituhu9975 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@cryptodeity
@cryptodeity Жыл бұрын
Bro 🤣🤣
@darksoul6642
@darksoul6642 10 ай бұрын
wait , derek?
@TheArizonaRanger.
@TheArizonaRanger. Жыл бұрын
* Me tossing my son into a fire so he can be prescribed Anavar * "I'm sorry son you'll thank me later"
@makatron
@makatron Жыл бұрын
He sure will 🤣
@ellemarr7234
@ellemarr7234 3 ай бұрын
Me, who was accidentally tossed in oil as a baby: 😂😂😂
@CustomPcTech
@CustomPcTech Ай бұрын
🤣💀
@caprimann87
@caprimann87 Ай бұрын
​@@ellemarr7234 oops, crispy
@DEE-qu5mc
@DEE-qu5mc 24 күн бұрын
😂😂
@2BaSedP0l0Swagq
@2BaSedP0l0Swagq Жыл бұрын
Derek is honestly just a legend. I remember watching his videos years ago thinking “it’s sad a lot of people don’t even know this information but yet I’m being blessed by the delt lord himself” now here we are.
@devondetroit2529
@devondetroit2529 Жыл бұрын
You gunna go down on him too bro?
@bread5050
@bread5050 Жыл бұрын
@@devondetroit2529 Bro chill
@mixedmitchell9178
@mixedmitchell9178 Жыл бұрын
Literally how I felt too. Then his channel just blew up.
@JacaboBlanco
@JacaboBlanco Жыл бұрын
@@devondetroit2529 if he takes enough tren.... maybe?
@kidagave1
@kidagave1 Жыл бұрын
@@devondetroit2529😂
@c.t.1893
@c.t.1893 Жыл бұрын
"When we needed him the most... He appeared!"
@ayemay2030
@ayemay2030 Жыл бұрын
Always faithful
@op8ztv
@op8ztv Жыл бұрын
Right before the gym while I'm at KFC 💜
@Septicshites
@Septicshites Жыл бұрын
@@op8ztv don’t eat kfc that shit is so bad for you. But it do taste amazing
@ilhamn5869
@ilhamn5869 Жыл бұрын
It's da bat!!
@derkaturka
@derkaturka Жыл бұрын
Bam, eat magic spoon crispy snacks!
@TarunBathija
@TarunBathija Жыл бұрын
Derek you are the living proof of Become so good they can't ignore you - What a testament to how good you are as a subject matter expert when as soon as this topic comes up - they immediately think of you to help clarify. Forget your delts - that's what i really want in life (even though I'll take the delts too)
@TheRealHerbaSchmurba
@TheRealHerbaSchmurba Жыл бұрын
Right? The dude is so well studied on things.
@williambocht6285
@williambocht6285 Жыл бұрын
Aye love the cal Newport reference .. great book
@italkgory99
@italkgory99 Жыл бұрын
What you mean in one word is respect. Having this level of respect is something I desire to achieve in my life like Derek
@weebthatlifts5750
@weebthatlifts5750 Жыл бұрын
Ngl hes one of the reasons I chose pharmacy school
@TarunBathija
@TarunBathija Жыл бұрын
@@TheRealHerbaSchmurba seriously bro - the jack of all trades in me regrets not feeling this passionate about 1 thing
@teddyfresh9605
@teddyfresh9605 Жыл бұрын
8:45 is when he finally talks about it
@howardneyman2099
@howardneyman2099 Жыл бұрын
Hero
@jadeimingan184
@jadeimingan184 Жыл бұрын
I love you man teddy
@randallbatson611
@randallbatson611 Жыл бұрын
People's champ you are
@burtmcgurt3584
@burtmcgurt3584 Жыл бұрын
ONLY WORKS BEFORE 25 YO.
@jesseg94
@jesseg94 Жыл бұрын
@@burtmcgurt3584 the world is cruel 🥲
@atmacm
@atmacm 8 ай бұрын
Derek has an impressive way of shoving 5 minutes of information into a 30 minute video.
@HugAviation
@HugAviation Жыл бұрын
The intro not that we deserved but the one we needed
@mmapoundingquestions9587
@mmapoundingquestions9587 Жыл бұрын
Tru!
@kamikazeplays6818
@kamikazeplays6818 Жыл бұрын
We needed the super physiological penis size quote
@Wilson-te6zj
@Wilson-te6zj Жыл бұрын
If he keeps the intro for every video from now on that would be epic....
@crow2967
@crow2967 Жыл бұрын
Wrong music tho
@bobafittness1346
@bobafittness1346 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@itaygev1377
@itaygev1377 Жыл бұрын
The intro got me laughing so hard I sneezed my tren injection
@chadliabdelkrim5356
@chadliabdelkrim5356 Жыл бұрын
u inject tren into your nose?
@kylebrundage6691
@kylebrundage6691 Жыл бұрын
Took my breath away almost as hard as the tren cough
@Testicool96
@Testicool96 Жыл бұрын
That was top tier lmfao
@aliabdelaziz7585
@aliabdelaziz7585 Жыл бұрын
Both of your comments got me rolling😂
@itaygev1377
@itaygev1377 Жыл бұрын
@@kylebrundage6691 lol
@johnnylego807
@johnnylego807 Жыл бұрын
is this that one secret trick that doctor don’t want me to know about?!? Finally after all these years!
@nothingimportant4504
@nothingimportant4504 Жыл бұрын
I have little to no interest in anabolic substances, ever using them, etc.; having said that, I really love your videos, lots of information, and the execution of its dissemination is very captivating.
@erroneous6947
@erroneous6947 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t either until severe arthritis crippled me. Doctors were worthless in my case. I found other people with my disease treating it differently.
@bruceharrison7288
@bruceharrison7288 Жыл бұрын
@@erroneous6947 Doctors treat symptoms. Treating and curing disease is harder and takes far more fine tuning and often work on the part of the patient. The unfortunate reality is that we have become a "isn't there just a pill for this?" society and our medical system both adapted to it while also being a big part of causing it.
@nicklibby3784
@nicklibby3784 Жыл бұрын
Well obviously you have some interest in anabolic substances if you like watching Derek's videos and especially if you clicked on this one. I have no interest in learning chinese, so I don't bother watching Chinese learning channels no matter how "entertaining" or "informative" or well made the videos are. Because I have little to no interest in learning chinese. But I assume you meant you have no interest in anabolic substances outside of Derek's videos where it can be simply explained yet very in depth. And if you meant you have no interest in using them, just say that, your comma implies you have no interest in learning about anabolics, and no interest in using them. But if that was true you wouldn't be watching, let alone enjoying Derek's videos. Sorry to play semantics, but your grammar seems good, which is nice to see on KZfaq, but what you say just seems to not make sense to me.
@WorldwideDarts
@WorldwideDarts Жыл бұрын
I didn't either until I entered my 40's. Game changer
@babyreps365
@babyreps365 8 ай бұрын
​@@nicklibby3784 get a hobby bud 😂😂😂😂😂
@austenlawson5993
@austenlawson5993 Жыл бұрын
Derek, you are literally helping the layman understand endocrinology. My boss has Kallmann Syndrome. I tried finding info about it online and holy crap the only info is so technical. Within one minute I found myself saying “Omg I need Derek to brosplain this to me”
@poisondaddy
@poisondaddy Жыл бұрын
He carries extra brains on those delts
@bigmanclark5535
@bigmanclark5535 Жыл бұрын
To bad he didn’t brosplain it but explained it like we know all the words he was talking about like we’re scientists or something 🤦‍♂️
@alastor8091
@alastor8091 Жыл бұрын
No, no he's not. 26:25 is the ONLY part a normal person would understand. A simple "no".
@user-du7yg7wp4n
@user-du7yg7wp4n Жыл бұрын
Why do you care so much about your boss's health
@elliot110
@elliot110 Жыл бұрын
@@bigmanclark5535 takes one second to google any terms.. he literally talks about the same things related to endocrinology and if u watch enough mpmd videos you should be caught up to speed
@donovansupremecist4783
@donovansupremecist4783 Жыл бұрын
Deltlord is the only one to pull off a Batman and star wars crossover. Omg I got a heart from daddy delt (crying cat emoji)
@junkyarddogjyd347
@junkyarddogjyd347 Жыл бұрын
You get the MUCA) Most Unrated Commnet Award
@donovansupremecist4783
@donovansupremecist4783 Жыл бұрын
@@junkyarddogjyd347 meanwhile Derek getting the perfectly rated intro award
@chuckbowie5833
@chuckbowie5833 Жыл бұрын
Xddddd
@junkyarddogjyd347
@junkyarddogjyd347 Жыл бұрын
@@donovansupremecist4783 Facts
@loganmccarthy9362
@loganmccarthy9362 Жыл бұрын
Ur profile pic man...
@brookesenfrance3852
@brookesenfrance3852 Жыл бұрын
Excellence is always pursued. I don't know if you have a degree in endocrinology Derek but the knowledge you share is first class, wide spreading and you clearly have the trust of the neophyte masses and probably some experts too! Love the channel bro!
@MB-gm6kg
@MB-gm6kg 11 ай бұрын
No, Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates does not have a "degree in endocrinology". He is well read though
@danielwatts5037
@danielwatts5037 Жыл бұрын
Derek you’re such a light in this world. Thank you for showing the young guys in the game the way forward..many of us didn’t have much guidance growing up with any of the things you talk on. I’m glad youngsters these days have a fighting chance with your informative and also entertaining videos!
@jopo7996
@jopo7996 Жыл бұрын
At 00:17 Anavar sales went up 1000%
@fruitspunchsamurai_g1148
@fruitspunchsamurai_g1148 Жыл бұрын
Nah, Dbol sales went up 900%. Most of those guys aren’t giving people Anavar lol.
@MrDarre86
@MrDarre86 Жыл бұрын
@@fruitspunchsamurai_g1148 more like expensive Winstrol
@brianfitch5469
@brianfitch5469 Жыл бұрын
@@fruitspunchsamurai_g1148 they'll fake it with winstrol. Winstrol raws are fairly cheap especially selling them as anavar. And selling it to women is still mostly safe in small dose range. If they faked it with dbol it would be extremely obvious quickly. Dbol bloats very quickly and aromatizes like nothing else. And it would make women start virilizing side effects in a very short period of time.
@TheGingerMale
@TheGingerMale Жыл бұрын
now i can just tell girls that I'm not small, I'm just natural
@damiencampbell8320
@damiencampbell8320 Ай бұрын
Me too! lol
@jamespettus2343
@jamespettus2343 Жыл бұрын
Love the “delt lord bat signal” 😂 it’s awesome!!!! Keep going Derik. I hate that you been slacking off on the 2 vids/day. Bring it back to 1/day
@grizzlyfray7355
@grizzlyfray7355 Жыл бұрын
Derek is like our safety and gains guru. Love the new white background and also very happy that you look healthy. Take care big man!
@epicmealtime
@epicmealtime Жыл бұрын
Busting out my notepad for this one
@BlueMewz
@BlueMewz Жыл бұрын
What up Harley
@uno1industries
@uno1industries Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@imissyoumom7644
@imissyoumom7644 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@gutoguto0873
@gutoguto0873 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@Judah119
@Judah119 Жыл бұрын
You gotta do Zherka’s dating show bro
@doodieman2574
@doodieman2574 Жыл бұрын
Derek slowly but surely achieving legendary status..
@JPITFTKD
@JPITFTKD Жыл бұрын
He was born a legend.
@bienmachacao
@bienmachacao Жыл бұрын
The fucking felt lord
@NoobGod0713
@NoobGod0713 Жыл бұрын
As a dude who has been lifting for around 10 years and based out of India , i respect your knowledge and the fact that you have balls to call spade a spade . Your videos on roids and knowledge is something everyone in their teen should refer to before making such a life altering decision . More power to you my man !!!
@WhoCaresMyGuy
@WhoCaresMyGuy Жыл бұрын
I wish more people knew about you. It’s so important to understand what you’re putting in your body, the side effects etc. Too many people take stuff without knowing what it’ll do to their body. They don’t get blood tests etc. I’m on trt and I use this channel to learn more so I can understand endocrinology better and so I can explain things to my wife in a way she understands. Derek for president.
@not_milk
@not_milk Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately most people don’t care. They just want quick fixes and want to have others do the thinking for them, and an informative video is just too much. Also, for your trt, from what I’ve heard much of it is injected in a liquid of sunflower oil. Might be something to look into alternatives.
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Жыл бұрын
DEREK for Secretary of Health*** Better fixed it for you. He’d provide good advice and nutritional support for Americans than the current ‘health secretary’…
@ThunderGoatz
@ThunderGoatz Жыл бұрын
The delt lord signal intro was fucking gold I'm dying 😂
@SouthwestUberlady
@SouthwestUberlady Ай бұрын
It wasn't funny, You're just trying to get likes & a response or like from You're master.
@tapnix7300
@tapnix7300 Жыл бұрын
"Delt lord bat signal" crying laughing face times three
@archie_4843
@archie_4843 Жыл бұрын
i love the arms in the air, talking with the hands, it really helps to make the info more natural to listen to. real.
@ThatDudeCobz
@ThatDudeCobz Жыл бұрын
Hey Derek, love the content. You make me want to push myself harder but you also make me laugh. Just got out of the gym for the first time in years and puked driving home. Started thinking about you talking about puking because of your protein shakes and workouts. I just started laughing on the side of the road after I was done puking. Basically, thanks for making me laugh and making me want to get my discipline and physique into a better place. See you in the next one Delt-Daddy
@whatcanisayireallylikecurr9697
@whatcanisayireallylikecurr9697 Жыл бұрын
Now I know what I’m asking for Christmas-a pair of new socks and some Anavar
@lokami2a807
@lokami2a807 Жыл бұрын
You won’t need the socks if it works
@daszAE
@daszAE Жыл бұрын
@@lokami2a807 lmao
@oscarriley9265
@oscarriley9265 Жыл бұрын
@@lokami2a807 yo that's genius
@marcdejong929
@marcdejong929 Жыл бұрын
@@lokami2a807 what are the socks for?
@maincharacter2545
@maincharacter2545 Жыл бұрын
@@marcdejong929 for Santa's man milk
@anakoda7639
@anakoda7639 Жыл бұрын
We now know that to summon Derek you need to combine death star delts and batman biceps
@Freedomfortruth90
@Freedomfortruth90 Жыл бұрын
Random comment but you are very calm collected presenter man. Very easy to watch and you don't raise my blood pressure. Informative and the right level of humour. Thanks bruz really like your content
@maximalsakerhet7930
@maximalsakerhet7930 Жыл бұрын
27:40 here is the answer for those of you who just want to know if this is worth taking.
@MaccaveliDon
@MaccaveliDon Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😂
@Aziz.500
@Aziz.500 Жыл бұрын
You know what o came here for 😭
@TreyParker318
@TreyParker318 Жыл бұрын
Almost overdosed on Anavar. I'm hung to the floor now tho.
@darkoale3299
@darkoale3299 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@bryce7488
@bryce7488 Жыл бұрын
Guess you can blend in with the elephants now😂
@Blaketarded
@Blaketarded Жыл бұрын
Im sticking with my millimeter defeater bruh
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA 3 ай бұрын
😆🤣
@DanielJoseMP
@DanielJoseMP Жыл бұрын
Derek escaped the sauna and is now trapped in a steam shower :/
@kvp2249
@kvp2249 Жыл бұрын
lol
@vinn2k
@vinn2k Жыл бұрын
Derek leaning in to the Deltlord banter is hilarious 😂 great intro
@leltrash5683
@leltrash5683 Жыл бұрын
it’s crazy to think that everything derrick knows is from google (Something everyone has access too) and not some high degree from an ivy league . It shows what the everyday person can find out and learn about their bodies if they put some time aside to study . thanks derrick
@orion9k
@orion9k Жыл бұрын
Google is shit, you need to use science journals databases if you want to independently do study research on different subjects.
@EternalNico1
@EternalNico1 Жыл бұрын
@@orion9k If only we had a tool to help us find these resources! Wait.......
@leltrash5683
@leltrash5683 Жыл бұрын
@@orion9k replace google with the word internet and your point falls apart. stop being ignorant
@dubstepXpower
@dubstepXpower Жыл бұрын
@@orion9k like Google scholar? Lmao
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 Жыл бұрын
the average person lacks the critical reading faculties to turn a reading list into genuine knowledge or understanding. let alone to identify the right things to put on a reading list in the first place. it's not easy to become very knowledgeable in any area of science if you aren't terribly smart, but it'll be easier with the help of a professor than without it. think of university education as steroids, and IQ as genetic potential. lots of smart aufodidacfs exist out there, but most people can't be them any more than they can be that guy who looks like a bodybuilder but doesn't juice and just does calisthenics in the park. a lot of people sure think they are the intellectual equivalent of that guy, though.
@n_cog_neato
@n_cog_neato Жыл бұрын
I see Johnson’s growing, I click.
@jadler457
@jadler457 Жыл бұрын
Pause
@roderickclerk5904
@roderickclerk5904 Жыл бұрын
what do u mean by that🤔📸
@elohym876
@elohym876 Жыл бұрын
Tis sus
@Alejandro_BoniIIa
@Alejandro_BoniIIa Жыл бұрын
Very interesting choice of words
@n_cog_neato
@n_cog_neato Жыл бұрын
After rereading, I can see how incredibly out of context this is. My interest was in the trick to growing my own Johnson, not watching other Johnson’s grow. However, I’m a good sport and will take the L instead of the edit.
@benwagner742
@benwagner742 Жыл бұрын
Alternate theory: these teenagers EXISTED and their Johnsons grew.
@xpvestige6444
@xpvestige6444 Жыл бұрын
That's impossible bro
@awex7
@awex7 Жыл бұрын
if they're teenagers then ofc their johnsons are growing
@Owen-C1997
@Owen-C1997 Жыл бұрын
@@awex7 that's what he's saying...
@Alejandro_BoniIIa
@Alejandro_BoniIIa Жыл бұрын
Alternative story 2: their Johnson’s only grew when the cute nurse was measuring them
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx Жыл бұрын
@@awex7 depends on their age
@8LimbsGoldenGloves
@8LimbsGoldenGloves Жыл бұрын
Derek is one of the few to have a phd already without or before graduating
@clarkh3314
@clarkh3314 Жыл бұрын
As someone who is in year 4 of a PhD, I can confirm this is true and real as fuk
@jannclaudebinoya
@jannclaudebinoya Жыл бұрын
phdic
@franklucas7493
@franklucas7493 Жыл бұрын
I mean there's plenty of people with the knowledge ekuvilant to that of a PhD in humanity subjects like Philosophy, Politics, Theology ect. But yeah, you rarely ever see anyone passionate enough to have this level of knowledge in Medicene/Doctors/Engineering, who didn't follow the usual expected career path of University.
@8LimbsGoldenGloves
@8LimbsGoldenGloves Жыл бұрын
@@franklucas7493 True but to be fair, we're talking about one subject here lol
@jacksoncurry5633
@jacksoncurry5633 Жыл бұрын
The best endorsement of a product ever. Completely honest no fluff.
@RenoMay
@RenoMay Жыл бұрын
UGL anavar supply about to dry up
@alexriofrio5754
@alexriofrio5754 Жыл бұрын
Whos this Johnson fellow and why is he growing on anavar?
@pokermitten9795
@pokermitten9795 Жыл бұрын
It's Magic
@LukeLavery
@LukeLavery Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand 90% of the pharmaceutical terms, but, it makes me feel smart AF while I listen
@Seasniffer69
@Seasniffer69 Жыл бұрын
Gawd damn. 1.44 million subs. I remember being here when you were sub 50k! The growth since 2017 Is incredible
@patc2515
@patc2515 Жыл бұрын
"I ate 5 boxes already, no wait more like 7 or 8 boxes".. no worries Derek, we've all been there a few times.
@wdadwawdadawdwdwa4133
@wdadwawdadawdwdwa4133 Жыл бұрын
"what's the difference between you and me?" Derek: "I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
@actnatural9261
@actnatural9261 Жыл бұрын
“I’m not wearing shoulder pads!”
@wdadwawdadawdwdwa4133
@wdadwawdadawdwdwa4133 Жыл бұрын
@@actnatural9261 you sir just won the internet
@Johnnyreengo
@Johnnyreengo Жыл бұрын
I like how they tried their best to stay chill about it like they don’t need the inches
@bennybravo7564
@bennybravo7564 Жыл бұрын
Man when I was bodybuilding I was pumping so much gear, and at times it’s true my junk got bigger, but damn when you come off of everything it’s all bad lol. Deca kills your junk don’t do it. The craziest girth and length increase I saw I was running stupid amounts of Supertest 450 (like a sustanon blend), Tren Ace, Test Prop and a bunch of anti aromitase stuff I can’t even remember- I got so yoked too I was 290 pounds and lean, but then I lost my mind on Tren and got into a standoff with the SWAT team and went to prison so cold turkey,d off of probably 3,500 mg a week of gear lol I was a maniac. Sigh the good ole days
@ColdSun87
@ColdSun87 Жыл бұрын
If your penis grew in either length or girth while using gear, it will be permanent. Sounds like it was all in your head or you just had better quality erections one or the two.
@KinoTechUSA69
@KinoTechUSA69 Жыл бұрын
You were too OP to remain free lmao
@SoulTouchMusic93
@SoulTouchMusic93 4 ай бұрын
God damn, that's a wild story! How tf are you still alive??
@GeminiMoto
@GeminiMoto Жыл бұрын
I wish I had some anavar when I was a youth. Would have loved to shut down my HPTA for a couple more inches. Imaging being 4"
@Ozzyozzysheesh
@Ozzyozzysheesh Жыл бұрын
Whats hpta?
@lawsen3719
@lawsen3719 Жыл бұрын
That's like... above average bro.
@GeminiMoto
@GeminiMoto Жыл бұрын
@@lawsen3719 ikr. I'm just dreaming sorry
@bang_bang4511
@bang_bang4511 Жыл бұрын
2 inches is too big bro @gemini chill...
@GeminiMoto
@GeminiMoto Жыл бұрын
@@bang_bang4511 it's too big for most but I want to big for all
@rayray117
@rayray117 Жыл бұрын
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
@bu11ymaguire
@bu11ymaguire Жыл бұрын
Lol
@YungPrince2k16
@YungPrince2k16 Жыл бұрын
What’s next, them cheeks or what
@GigaChad-em9qw
@GigaChad-em9qw Жыл бұрын
@@YungPrince2k16 that comes later
@Limpass610
@Limpass610 Жыл бұрын
Next? They were always on the table?
@txrxs
@txrxs Жыл бұрын
This timeline fits for when I was given injections for delayed growth at around 13/14 years old. Although I don’t know exactly what the injections were. Short term it worked as expected and it helped me reach a height of 5’6. The other thing happened too, but that could have been a natural end result if my levels were normal. Long term, now 42, no issues physically, but I did start losing my hair at 23. Both of my grandfathers died with full heads of hair so I’m leaning towards there being some correlation to the shots.
@CODCritic101
@CODCritic101 Жыл бұрын
Most likely hgh
@moneybilla
@moneybilla Жыл бұрын
@@CODCritic101 yeah most likely HGH injections doubt they jus give a dude anavar
@consciousness3466
@consciousness3466 Жыл бұрын
How big that Thang dawg?!?!
@lune6oslit716
@lune6oslit716 Жыл бұрын
@@consciousness3466 big enough for you to forget he's bald
@Dhdgcvnnnfx
@Dhdgcvnnnfx Жыл бұрын
@@consciousness3466 😂
@The_Morepower
@The_Morepower Жыл бұрын
16:00 they use primobolan acetate tablets for the stunted growth application in Japan. Works well getting boys to 160cm, which is considered the cutoff height under which they suffer economic misfortune in adulthood.
@terratokyo
@terratokyo 9 күн бұрын
Wow fun fact!
@samburger.x
@samburger.x Жыл бұрын
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Derek isn’t the Hero we deserve, but not the one we need. The DELT Knight.
@jefffoy530
@jefffoy530 Жыл бұрын
You’re the best brother!! Definitely miss your old upload op tempo, but these less frequent videos are great regardless. Plus it’s been fun going back and rewatching some of your old content. Salute to you brother🙏
@timothy2935
@timothy2935 Жыл бұрын
i feel the same way lol nut he probably felt like he was just filling the air with more bullshit than actual scientific content , most of us came to this channel to learn something , not decide whose natty or not
@freddystorm4847
@freddystorm4847 Жыл бұрын
Dude Derek what an accomplishment man. People just talking about curious studies - get confused - and first name they say is yours. That’s earned my friend! You’re amazing bruh.
@MrMZaccone
@MrMZaccone Жыл бұрын
JESUS FUCK! I quit watching TV because of commercials and now I have to watch cereal commercial HERE!
@Picklemedia
@Picklemedia Жыл бұрын
Poor muffin
@puesbien
@puesbien 11 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@RoubsNoel
@RoubsNoel Жыл бұрын
My man went straight to the point ( when does that door closes) 😂😂😂
@ccyl54
@ccyl54 Жыл бұрын
I went to the club this weekend and got lucky. The girl went absolute HAM on the sack. How do I tell her she needs to go get blood work done because that’s where I put my HRT cream….
@modernbassheads5051
@modernbassheads5051 Жыл бұрын
You don’t
@cokecan6169
@cokecan6169 Жыл бұрын
The next time you meet her she'll be a man
@drewvega6227
@drewvega6227 Жыл бұрын
Just return the favor next time.
@quadcoregt1946
@quadcoregt1946 Жыл бұрын
What a great video. You touched on a lot of different subjects but maintained with the topic at hand. Your content is extremely informative while also having a layer of humor attached, kudos to you Derek and keep saving the day.
@deleteduser84924
@deleteduser84924 Жыл бұрын
The dudes who ended up in the control group and didnt get the Anavar pumping their fists eternally
@chimmy078
@chimmy078 Жыл бұрын
Just started talking about these hormones and pathways in Physiology, crazy I can finally understand what he's talking about with all those abbreviations lol
@spaceisalie5451
@spaceisalie5451 Жыл бұрын
best profile icon ive ever seen
@dariuswilliams7509
@dariuswilliams7509 Жыл бұрын
Tbh after all these yrs listening to Derek I don't wanna do roids but I do have a Blk belt in the lingo 😂😂😂
@tylivalord
@tylivalord Жыл бұрын
Derek doing the advertisement part as transparent as possible is a breath of fresh air, unlike other KZfaqrs who hype stuff up.
@dsun9122
@dsun9122 Жыл бұрын
You have
@LeatherNinja
@LeatherNinja Жыл бұрын
Can't know if it's not just hype for sure until it has been tried
@everythingrc2324
@everythingrc2324 Жыл бұрын
Directions unclear I now have a 4ft weener
@AllensStories
@AllensStories Жыл бұрын
Your over doing it? Heck dude, aren't we all!!! 😂😂😂
@eminentshart
@eminentshart Жыл бұрын
The delt god has blessed us with a new intro
@thelando3698
@thelando3698 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve been called into action, bro” Very supraphysiological
@028_a3
@028_a3 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being on an anavar cycle and you see the prices skyrocket because people wanna see if their johnson is gonna grow
@goldenremnant2610
@goldenremnant2610 Жыл бұрын
Primo does this too. As an adult. By comparison, and speaking overall effectiveness, side effects (or lack thereof) and added benefits, Primobolan is head and shoulders above the rest. Also, just dump a scoop of vanilla protein powder into your frosted flakes or just add a teaspoon of GenePro and be done with it.
@kvbvl7285
@kvbvl7285 Жыл бұрын
Derek surely stores all this big brain knowledge inside those supra-physiological delts of his.
@LAUGHING-MAN38
@LAUGHING-MAN38 Жыл бұрын
There's actually some validity to this statement
@holypain8152
@holypain8152 Жыл бұрын
Boys we have a solution now
@THEHOLYGAMERR
@THEHOLYGAMERR Жыл бұрын
Shit makes every man wanna cry 😢
@roderickclerk5904
@roderickclerk5904 Жыл бұрын
@@THEHOLYGAMERR can’t relate
@THEHOLYGAMERR
@THEHOLYGAMERR Жыл бұрын
@@roderickclerk5904 lmao 🤣💀
@Philipp_-cp2xw
@Philipp_-cp2xw Жыл бұрын
Nah my Johnny is already big enough
@Ezael115
@Ezael115 2 ай бұрын
Can’t relate either lol sad
@jonsmith3413
@jonsmith3413 Жыл бұрын
Knew bodybuilder years ago, said his grew inch, over years; read that HCG linked to penile growth
@justlift213
@justlift213 Жыл бұрын
Derek is slowly but surely developing one of the most loyal, praiseful fan bases on youtube
@TJvsHumanity
@TJvsHumanity Жыл бұрын
Fellas, now is our time to shine (I’m dousing myself with gasoline as we speak)
@uncleangie9597
@uncleangie9597 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rustysausage69
@rustysausage69 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@cybervoid8442
@cybervoid8442 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣
@ohyeapoppy8188
@ohyeapoppy8188 Жыл бұрын
8:45 here’s a free ad skip button. It’s magic spoon again
@daedae6463
@daedae6463 Жыл бұрын
Is magic spoon doing a advertisement tour through all of my feeds and KZfaq subscriptions. This is the 4th or 5th mention I’ve seen today
@NothingHere287
@NothingHere287 Жыл бұрын
Anabolic steroid use before puberty will just speed up puberty in most people. Giving the illusion of penile growth, when in reality you’d get the same growth without steroid use. It’ll just take longer (natural course of puberty). It’s really not that hard to comprehend. Any teen that sees this comment, I can assure you’d ultimately end up closing your growth plates prematurely if you decide to take steroids too young. I had a friend in high school who took steroids at 16 and his stunted growth is evident when compared to those who didn’t take steroids at his age. Not worth it.
@scarletsletter4466
@scarletsletter4466 Жыл бұрын
This comment should have so many upvotes. You’re correct, & I wish he’d just given that answer. However, I’d wager that anavar is the safest of the andros that most ppl take. It’s still prescribed quite a bit, and I’ve seen hundreds of female patients use it safely at low levels (though not for muscle building)
@saekx
@saekx Жыл бұрын
all of the sudden i want to take an anavar cycle
@dariuswilliams7509
@dariuswilliams7509 Жыл бұрын
Blk Coffee+Var as Preworkout might be the move 👀😂😂
@liam-bz6mq
@liam-bz6mq Жыл бұрын
@@dariuswilliams7509 what does black coffee do? Is there any benefit? I mean I already drink it but that’s just cause I’m a addict
@dariuswilliams7509
@dariuswilliams7509 Жыл бұрын
@@liam-bz6mq Naw I just prefer it over Preworkout. Also have you tried Cafe bustelo or Cafe Pilon I like to call it liquid meth😂😂😂😂
@liam-bz6mq
@liam-bz6mq Жыл бұрын
@@dariuswilliams7509 no I haven't I just use Seattle's best through a french press. Ordered some pilon, I'll try it out:)
@Keddaj714
@Keddaj714 Жыл бұрын
Anavar sales are going to be up 500% after this 🤣
@SoulTouchMusic93
@SoulTouchMusic93 4 ай бұрын
Their sales are not the only thing going up.
@pilotdude9833
@pilotdude9833 Жыл бұрын
Derek, This years Tour De France was the dirtiest I’ve ever seen. Wout Van Aert and his team were 💯 on some insane undetectable PEDs. Idk if your viewers typically would watch that but I could easily see a good video getting into some international press. This guy WVA didn’t have a bad day in the tour. The last 2 years he’s won Sprint stages, Mountain Stages and time trials. Which is honestly impossible. All at a very large size for cycling standards. Lance Armstrong on his best day in his prime couldn’t hang with this guy. The entire team dominated but Wout Van Aert was so in your face about it. All anyone can say to defend them is “they haven’t tested positive”…. What the hell do you think these guys are on? The recovery power and endurance from Wout Van Aert isn’t natural in any shape way or form. Anyways thanks.
@crackedfrijoles6696
@crackedfrijoles6696 Жыл бұрын
I was wondering why he showed the bat signal but played Star Wars music, but then I realized, he has both Death Stars on his shoulders
@thebugbouncer
@thebugbouncer Жыл бұрын
Bless up Derek! 💪💀✌️ appreciate all the knowledge
@yodamaster757
@yodamaster757 Жыл бұрын
This intro was awesome 😂😂 and the way you’re responded was amazing!
@sebastianstolpa
@sebastianstolpa Жыл бұрын
0:56 this is so good 🤣🤣
@gwapo8698
@gwapo8698 Жыл бұрын
Nausea, vomiting, headache, skin color changes, increased/decreased sexual interest, oily skin, hair loss, and acne may occur. If any of these effects persist or worsen, tell your doctor or pharmacist promptly.
@tommyobama7811
@tommyobama7811 Жыл бұрын
This is about to be the most viewed video in the history of KZfaq
@TurboChad_Actual
@TurboChad_Actual Жыл бұрын
Parents: hormones are bad in kids. Same Parents: here’s your 75mg concerta son.
@owendaboss3858
@owendaboss3858 Жыл бұрын
Can concerta mess up hormone levels in children
@zengerz
@zengerz Жыл бұрын
@@owendaboss3858 yes.....obviously
@timothy2935
@timothy2935 Жыл бұрын
DUDE !? what are you talking about ?? the democrats(Here in America anyways) are pushing transgenerdism in CHILDREN extremely young. they are saying that the science says they know there gender as younge when they are as young as 4 years old and can and should start hormone therapy as soon as or before puberty starts. yeah nevermind the amphetamines they are shoving down our kids mouths
@gil2279
@gil2279 Жыл бұрын
only available in 72mg
@gil2279
@gil2279 Жыл бұрын
@@owendaboss3858 it stunts growth and significantly increases cortisol levels and messes up your appetite which messes up your hormones. for me it's still worth it tho. I do tolerance breaks whenever possible take ashwagandha for cortisol control and NAC+magnesium for reducing neurotoxicity/excitotoxicity. And I try to keep dosage low as long as possible. My blood pressure is fine most of the time
@bobsmith8124
@bobsmith8124 Жыл бұрын
The amount of cuts in the video - clearly has to google everything and repeat it section by section haha
@Sammy666B
@Sammy666B Жыл бұрын
Derek, I have a ( 5 month old ) puppy that has osteogenesis imperfecta ( Brittle bones ) . I have him on micro doses of SARMS( LGD ) & HGH nutropin and he's doing great however his penis has grown so much its literally hanging on the floor out of the sheath. I have never heard of this before. He started chemicals at 3 months after surgery to repair fractured femur. There are not many compounds that can actually improve bone density unfortunately. Vet is happy with results even though this is extremely unconventional approach.
@that_one_dude_3541
@that_one_dude_3541 Жыл бұрын
I hope this is real
@chairmanm7686
@chairmanm7686 Жыл бұрын
Lmao visual evidence or didn’t happen
@JR-wj9bh
@JR-wj9bh Жыл бұрын
Lol
@TopVillain
@TopVillain Жыл бұрын
Delete this
@Sammy666B
@Sammy666B Жыл бұрын
Not a joke guys. Was hoping Derrek had some insight on why this occurred. Just happy my pup can now walk
@juliencameronmoynihan2
@juliencameronmoynihan2 Жыл бұрын
A detailed proviron mono therapy video for increasing free dht and lowering shbg would be great video
@TwerkForWork
@TwerkForWork Жыл бұрын
I read DHT dirivities like proviron stop your own indigenous DHT production
@betrayedpredator8826
@betrayedpredator8826 Жыл бұрын
Why? It's a fucking awful idea. SHBG good and free DHT isn't anabolic compared to just test
@stefankovacevic2596
@stefankovacevic2596 Жыл бұрын
🤓you pretending you know what the fuk you just said
@dariuswilliams7509
@dariuswilliams7509 Жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jJmWmtWI2airXZ8.html
@juanvaldes1837
@juanvaldes1837 Жыл бұрын
@@betrayedpredator8826 maybe its not anabolic, but freeing up testosterone helps and works great for increasing erections
@HarryTzianakisTheGodOfSpeed
@HarryTzianakisTheGodOfSpeed Жыл бұрын
Teenagers are still growing. So I don't know what to say about this.
@paulpolito2001
@paulpolito2001 Жыл бұрын
The Greeks *didn’t* do it - nuff said.
@sinewyslacker8978
@sinewyslacker8978 Жыл бұрын
It mustve been significant
@dr.rexbutts2986
@dr.rexbutts2986 Жыл бұрын
Anyone see when Kamaru Usman was in the jre and said some troll online claimed Usman uses roids n Rogan said straight away that hes had him on the show 🤣
@NTLMBigBench
@NTLMBigBench Жыл бұрын
Hey Derek/DeltLord :), could you make a video about why deadhangs could improve shoulders problems and the science behind it? I have heard alot of good stuff (and even noticed its helped my shoulders :)). Ps. Hope you are doing great! And thanks for another entertaining and informative video! :D
@michaelcarter3149
@michaelcarter3149 Жыл бұрын
Ryan Humiston just made a video about fixing/improving shoulder problems. He's hilarious, knowledgeable and to the point. Here's the video if you want to check it out kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j52Yd5No2pyRqps.html
@bruuhhhh
@bruuhhhh Жыл бұрын
idk how much there is to discuss, main two factors are that it stretches them out giving everything more space to move inside the joint, and also requires an isometric contraction from lots of stabiliser muscles around the joint creating a more stable joint and thus reducing issues
@StronglikeApe
@StronglikeApe Жыл бұрын
The bioneer does a great breakdown on hanging , check him out
@Link00TMM
@Link00TMM Жыл бұрын
Gravity broseph, gravity. 🤤
@iBeo01
@iBeo01 Жыл бұрын
When you’re stretching, you’re actually working out your muscles. Think about it, when you bench press you’re stretching out your chest with weight. It’s the same thing with dead hangs, you’re stretching out hundreds of small muscles that maybe haven’t been hit before… and if you want to make them stronger, you would dead hang with extra weight as well. Building up those small muscles does protect your shoulder joint, but your tendons don’t get as strong as fast as your muscles soo be careful.
@Bellathor
@Bellathor Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that intro is fantastic hahaha. Gonna watch the rest of the video now.
@Matt2299
@Matt2299 Жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. As soon as they said maybe they need to put up that video so that Derek can respond to it, my immediate thought was we need a Derek signal. Then immediately there is a Derek signal with Imperial March playing. I love this channel so much!
@arerrera3612
@arerrera3612 Жыл бұрын
Derek bro ... This ad is golden. 200iq. Anavar producers must've paid you so well for this. Ps. You knows any legit sources? ;)
@BrandonGiordano
@BrandonGiordano Жыл бұрын
I'd like to know more details about the tests and the subjects. This feels like the type of info that could lead impressionable young people to mess with their bodies while they're still young. I mean I wasn't measuring by year but from the time I was a freshman to a senior I wasn't the same size 😅
@theyordle27
@theyordle27 Жыл бұрын
Lucky you
@timpeacock9820
@timpeacock9820 Жыл бұрын
Amen I just wrote the same thing. It can also cause permanent suppression of natural production, fertility problems and obviously ED at a young age that could really harm the psyche of teens who already have enough natural problems
@timpeacock9820
@timpeacock9820 Жыл бұрын
PS love the sarcasm added to a valid point
@sharksport01
@sharksport01 Жыл бұрын
I took it in the 80's for muscle growth and I will have to agree with this video.
@GeneralLee131
@GeneralLee131 Жыл бұрын
Gonna need some Gorilla Johnson supplements here Derek.
@ThePussyDestroyer69.
@ThePussyDestroyer69. Жыл бұрын
I remember reading in a book in school that gorillas have very small genitals.
@benmarshall3931
@benmarshall3931 Жыл бұрын
#gorillanode
@Inquisitor_Vex
@Inquisitor_Vex Жыл бұрын
“Strong mind, strong grind” is a good quote.
@shable1436
@shable1436 Жыл бұрын
You sometimes get frustrated at the amount of knowledge you've learned by even opening Pandora's box and the sighs I see are indicative of this
@willcresson8776
@willcresson8776 Жыл бұрын
It's almost like puberty doesn't actually end until your mid to late twenties *and* teenagers peckers tend to grow regardless. Like, maybe that's just how they work or something.
@dasitmane7590
@dasitmane7590 Жыл бұрын
Girth stopped growing: early teens Length stopped growing: mid/late twenties Why have i been cursed with the literal opposite from what others report experiencing?
@shadows1987
@shadows1987 Жыл бұрын
@@dasitmane7590 mid late twenties? Im 21 and im like 90% sure its done 🤣
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