They Let a New Guy Play Germany...

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Жыл бұрын

So this is what happens when Germany has a bad game in HOI4 Multiplayer.
The game was almost lost after a disaster against the Soviet Union, Germany was on the verge of losing but everyone was there to save them.
With Japan coming from Asia and Italy coming from Africa while Spain is holding the D-Day, Germany can be carried by the Axis!
For reference, Dankus was Spain (obviously), Bokoen was Italy, Golden was Japan.
Also please don't be mean to the Germany player, everyone has a bad game and I'm pretty sure there was some misunderstanding where Thomas wasn't allowed to micro the Eastern Front because the Russia players were new so his Germany co-op had to micro it completely alone against the USSR.
So yeah be nice about it, it ended up creating a really fun game where all of the Axis had to save Germany and the minors had to carry with Japan and Italy!
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Пікірлер: 259

@DankusMemecus Жыл бұрын

A group of individuals indicated my nation of choice had a below average strength

@olidavies3892 Жыл бұрын

omfg its this game ive been waiting for this.

@frankfletcher_1 Жыл бұрын

A moderately sized crowd of Homo sapiens attempted to reference the country he had selected as having of less capabilities of than other nations

@rezurrect7205 Жыл бұрын

What mod are you guys playing?

@asdfsdfsdf5114 Жыл бұрын

@@rezurrect7205 their finest bruh

@shotgunsideshow8958 Жыл бұрын

what was your opinion on the script? I personally enjoyed, nice to see after all these years Bo keeps up the originality

@Vuosta Жыл бұрын

Just watched Bo's perspective and this game was a fucking BANGER

@Shaostie Жыл бұрын

I wouldnt say banger as much as distressing

@pandoranbias1622 Жыл бұрын

I have never seen a Germany throw so hard. Carried by the ENTIRE axis.

@LVCE. Жыл бұрын

Amazing script

@TheCTCSquad Жыл бұрын

Thomas didn’t micro

@reapergaming380 Жыл бұрын

Anyone got a link for the vod?

@lioninjawarloc Жыл бұрын

Golden malding during the naval battle is an S tier moment in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe

@vojtechkorhon4159 Жыл бұрын

Golden was so funny in this video/stream

@yeatnumber1Dmuncher Жыл бұрын

The first time Golden was funny without completely sucking at the game

@mate5791 Жыл бұрын

2:16 You know that Dankus is a pro Hoi player when he does one misclick and proceeds to instantly call a tag switch

@trygveplaustrum4634 Жыл бұрын

*And in this timeline, Germany realized how valuable the diverse nations of the world were, and the world was united under a more enlightened Axis.*

@adtopkek4826 Жыл бұрын

White people are all the same there is no diversity or culture there. Only blacks, Arabs, and Latinos have culture. Asians are white adjacent so they don't count either. - The left 2022

@HobNob-tr1nm Жыл бұрын

In this timeline, the rest of the Axis realise how monke Germany caused them to loose thousands of more men and as they take Berlin the German tanks are still celebrating their victory in Moscow

@OWENROTHLERNER Жыл бұрын

In this timeline, the blood, sweat, and tears of the minor nations and Japan will forever go down in history as true acts of heroism; whilst Germany unplugged their keyboards.

@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese Жыл бұрын

Germany had more diversity in the Waffen SS than all the Allies combined

@anadaere6861 Жыл бұрын

@@OWENROTHLERNER "Even though the Axis powers committed countless atrocities(They sucked at that too) , the absurd insanity of the Germans causing the unbelievable effort the other axis members did to survive is something worth praising"

@theultimatepielord8697 Жыл бұрын

In which Golden saves the Axis at the small cost of his sanity

@AmphetamemeOverdose Жыл бұрын

Most mentally stable Japan player

@vojtechkorhon4159 Жыл бұрын

@@AmphetamemeOverdose just hoi4 player in general

@trygveplaustrum4634 Жыл бұрын

*All right, you've officially proven that you can win WWII without Germany.*

@melfice999 Жыл бұрын

to be fair, Golden taking Paris helped.

@maximilianliska5424 Жыл бұрын

only against incompetent ussr and with japan who did germanys work

@muremuresen3725 Жыл бұрын

why 40w on tonk totorial dankos

@bigbob5597 Жыл бұрын

@@melfice999 and Bo's tank did help a lot too

@cookiecraze1310 Жыл бұрын

If you get Spain to join the war and Japan decides to go the Europe.

@alphadenden6168 Жыл бұрын

The german incompetence from 2 perspectives is just pure gold

@Dominion69420 Жыл бұрын

You know shit got desperate when GOLDEN had to come save the day

@USELESSDCK Жыл бұрын

tbh golden is a good japan, just a bad uk and germany

@ZearthGJL Жыл бұрын

"This enraged the axis, who punished him severely."

@serbiaknight8190 Жыл бұрын

Oversimplified reference Nice

@Directed2212 Жыл бұрын

that reference never gets old

@hmm8454 Жыл бұрын

Well I see why Japan was so pissy in Italy's POV of this game

@thefart6901 Жыл бұрын

golden had every right to be this mad

@walesdoesntsuck6635 Жыл бұрын

He truly did. He won his game and the euro axis should've done the same, yet he had to win their game for them too lmao

@12gark Жыл бұрын

@@walesdoesntsuck6635 Well, to be fair, the Euro Axis (excluded Germany ofc) did a great job if you consider how BAD Germany was.

@TheArklyte Жыл бұрын

For once we see BOTH sides of Pacific War entering European Theater in 1943 instead of US showing up and Germany effectively losing any chance to win... pity that it happened with _this_ Germany though:(

@DankusClipicus Жыл бұрын

Man this Dankus guy is pretty good

@VKL_Equal Жыл бұрын

Obama giving Obama medal moment

@comradejeb2248 Жыл бұрын

He kinda sucks ngl, needs to prove his skills as Albania.

@spunchkirb Жыл бұрын

propaganda be like

@TejasNafde Жыл бұрын

ngl i need to see dankus' face while he's gasping out "bo biden" repeatedly

@indiananorton13 Жыл бұрын

They won’t let Dankus play a major, but they let a potato play Germany!

@reptiloidtill Жыл бұрын

This would have been a 3h game with dankus on Germany. That guy effectively made one of most fun games

@grumpycato8314 Жыл бұрын

The USSR player was new, as far as I remember

@tekinet7958 Жыл бұрын

@@grumpycato8314 yes and that's Germany didn't micro, bcs he specifically said he won't micro in the east

@indiananorton13 Жыл бұрын

@@tekinet7958 ok I get the no micro on east agasint a new player, but let’s be real about the overall play by potato Germany this game. Failures in air, navy and army. There’s a difference between gimping ur self, and checking out of the game. Great comeback game though!

@TheArklyte Жыл бұрын

Might be problem with finding agreeable co-op(s). Majors shouldn't be played by single player.

@hanneslundin346 Жыл бұрын

The Bo games are the best, far less toxic and the people are fun Makes for perfect content :)

@sereese4937 Жыл бұрын

Golden and Bo's shouting match would beg to differ :D

@alexanderschoenbrunn6696 Жыл бұрын

@@sereese4937 But did Golden ever take Paris?

@CalvinNoire Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderschoenbrunn6696 no, he did not.

@alexanderschoenbrunn6696 Жыл бұрын

@@CalvinNoire try thinking crititcaly next time shill

@4realm8rusirius Жыл бұрын

Germany in just a vegetable in this game

@DankusMemecus Жыл бұрын

bruh

@shotgunsideshow8958 Жыл бұрын

a carrot to be specific

@Ispeedymg Жыл бұрын

The time progression from the window behind dankus is the real MVP

@somethingconfusing7305 Жыл бұрын

Whoever was the Japan player was hilarious, you should definitely have him play with you more. It would be great.

@jeremiahrussell4913 Жыл бұрын

His gamertag is Golden, and he plays a lot with Bokoen1 (the host of the game). He has a pretty awesome KZfaq channel, so you can check it out for more of golden. I think Golden streams too? Not sure on that, I'm not into twitch.

@brobrobear470 Жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahrussell4913 bro please what is his KZfaq channel send link been looking for months. Like if your reply so I get notification

@jeremiahrussell4913 Жыл бұрын

@@brobrobear470 I think golden only streams, but here's his twitch: m.twitch.tv/goldenspatulas/schedule As for Bokoen he has some great highlights including golden if you prefer something a little bit more edited like Dankus'. kzfaq.info

@cookiecraze1310 Жыл бұрын

Watch Bokoen1, he does shorter HOI4 vids but they're usually slightly better edited with fewer memes. Golden is a regular in his vids, and this was one of his games.

@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Жыл бұрын

@@cookiecraze1310 fewer memes? Is that a good thing?

@baryon5018 Жыл бұрын

IMPOSSIBLE DRINKING CHALLENGE: drink a shot every time Dankus says "Joe Biden". Lol don't do it you're gonna get into an alcoholic coma.

@kappsa5365 Жыл бұрын

never did i expect golden to be the competent one

@JimboobSherwood Жыл бұрын

After watching Bo’s and your perspective I have no fucking idea how y’all won this one.

@aaronfalcon3152 Жыл бұрын

Soviets were new players. an experienced roach USSR could have held that I think.

@keropnw3425 Жыл бұрын

@@aaronfalcon3152 probably could have capped germany before Japan capped him at least.

@theultimatepielord8697 Жыл бұрын

Everybody on the Axis other than Germany did crazy well, especially Japan.

@DirkusTurkess Жыл бұрын

"I got it" - Dankus "He did not in fact, have it" - Narrator

@buckfitches8845 Жыл бұрын

"We just lost half a million men cause of Joe Biden alter" -Francisco Franco, circa 1943

@andreashecht2942 Жыл бұрын

You gotta do more games like this one this video has been by far the best one in a while

@SpicyFiur Жыл бұрын

"Golden was Singing" Golden: Shut Up! (Just) Shut Up!

@Vuosta Жыл бұрын

You know germany is playing like shit when japan has to come push out D-day and win barb

@shadowoflasalle8831 Жыл бұрын

Another epic win from Golden “I’m coming on your ass” Spatula

@mattdowning536 Жыл бұрын

That was the funniest and most entertaining game of HOI I have ever witnessed

@lol_histicall4289 Жыл бұрын

Ive never seen such a dysfunctional axis ever

@techs7438 Жыл бұрын

Love to see new vid keep the good work dankus

@bigjtexas2309 Жыл бұрын

New USSR player(s?) so Thomas, a HOI4 vet, says he won’t micro the East and leave it to his COOP. COOP shits the bed, then everyone scrambles.

@midnighteclipsed2738 Жыл бұрын

still. he somehow cant micro the west front either XD, also he can tell his COOP which unit to move (Probably? i dont read the rule set for this match)

@szarusz Жыл бұрын

this is peak Dankus. The best video in a while.

@thejacobscallum Жыл бұрын

dankus listened to community demand with the no tonk build

@EJ-jh1vf Жыл бұрын

'Japan retakes Paris while Adolf Biden sleeps' - 1943 colorized

@moonman62 Жыл бұрын

Can't believe they said his 40 dockyard Spain was weak bros...

@plconqueror5040 Жыл бұрын

saw you in bokoen video and i just waited until you posted your perspective in this game dankus

@jakeszedetzki2373 Жыл бұрын

just watched the bokoen vid lol

@DankusMemecus Жыл бұрын

me too!

@quincyames2014 Жыл бұрын

this is a good ad for golden lmao

@lethe_lets 6 ай бұрын

The real content is golden doing something

@mosesracal6758 Жыл бұрын

Bo's video on this is so chaotic man lmao

@Chorutowo Жыл бұрын

That Japan moment needs to be clipped

@Supergforce777 Жыл бұрын

The most cracked out map game I’ve ever seen

@saulgallagher5668 Жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice in the Bo video that there were 20 divisions per tile on that d-day, or that they lost 26 divisions in one random tile in the USSR ooof

@HugACreeper88 Жыл бұрын

This was one of the best games in a long time

@sxme8884 Жыл бұрын

5:22 "well actually guys" 🤓

@shotgunsideshow8958 Жыл бұрын

he had the lisp to lmao

@ItsDazlo Жыл бұрын

Dankus played an all nighter for this

@thepowerofsand6180 Жыл бұрын

You know its a good game when it's a banger and Swimmy isn't even there

@crock3251 Жыл бұрын

I like how golden just started singing,lol

@jamesh3775 Жыл бұрын

This was like an npc protection quest for princess adolf

@satboi2734 Жыл бұрын

Finally a golden W

@treo1230 Жыл бұрын

After the end of the Russian - German War, the Axis decided Germany was too monkey and invaded it. In an attempt to stop them, Germany lost 10M men in one month and then capitulated, giving all of its territory to Japan, the true winner of this match.

@ldavidtw2000 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely the best episode yet

@MrTeddy12397 Жыл бұрын

They said my Axis was weak...

@2Links Жыл бұрын

I can't tell if you're just one day slower or if you have an agreement with Bo to wait until after his video is out lmfao

@impoggers Жыл бұрын

2 vids in 2 vids imagine if its a 1 vid in 1 day after this

@alexandervale8563 Жыл бұрын

“We said his Germany was weak”

@remster5284 Жыл бұрын

Golden was prime entertainment.

@Revener666 Жыл бұрын

Railway gun reach Malta? you would need the Paris gun for that.

@nikosnikos5082 Жыл бұрын

i think i remember a thomas in bo's channel. Was he just in the vic 2 vids?

@X1ninja12 Жыл бұрын

I love how golden is yelling so much his mic is cutting out

@justanotherredbeard4439 Жыл бұрын

Who needs Malta when one can simply malda, alta

@Griselda706 Жыл бұрын

I read the title until I saw what was Germany sitting on and I found out there's three country balls and I think we all know where this is going

@skinkpriestshawchek8847 Жыл бұрын

Golden finally took Paris

@peoplesoft2784 Жыл бұрын

This was such a legendary game

@DoccyStars Жыл бұрын

Bo's script was pretty strange this time

@Gwebb74 Жыл бұрын

Definitely, almost better than Bo:Italy DDaying behind DDay to win the gane

@MsSaskezero Жыл бұрын

Ngl Golden is super star of this game

@katymelgar8908 Жыл бұрын

Good video 😂😂

@Revener666 Жыл бұрын

"Golden needs to play Japan to take Paris" :)

@ZippyzzzReal Жыл бұрын

great now the next 50k games will be tank only, so much to look forward to!!!!!

@laurin4417 Жыл бұрын

This squad is elite

@fishpig4391 Жыл бұрын

I just watched Bo's vid on this, hilarious

@Alecsandru010 Жыл бұрын

Giiiiizaz, this was a fucking circus! :D

@EarnestVictory Жыл бұрын

Golden as Germany: Can't take Paris Golden as Japan:

@NormalPerson45 Жыл бұрын

when bo and dankus upload :)

@juangubia3420 Жыл бұрын

Axis be like: this is fine

@saulgallagher5668 Жыл бұрын

See, I thought Thomas was covering France/D-Day... since he definitely wasn't in charge of the soviet front. But no, maybe he was just asleep ngl

@octopusguy5648 Жыл бұрын

GOLDEN GOT A DATE!? good on him but GOLDEN!? welp I wonder how she'll react to him screaming at a map for 8 hours a day

@Mobius118F Жыл бұрын

It’s like watch a recruit mess up than see Drill Sargents home in on the poor bastrad… Only more kind.

@tizdum5835 Жыл бұрын

E SPORTS MANNEN!

@leegordongibaen501 Жыл бұрын

i legit wonder what mods do you use cause i cant find them.

@mightyking-ark5785 Жыл бұрын

Every time there was a D-Day Germany went to sleep lol

@GeorgianDissident Жыл бұрын

clutch

@muremuresen3725 Жыл бұрын

why 40w bro on tonk totorial

@12gark Жыл бұрын

Honestly, the level of play of this game was so bad that everything was super hilarious. That the Allies and Russia were able to lose against such a weak Germany is ridiculous, even if every other axis nation (including the east) did a great job. Anyway, fun game, and great job

@thefart6901 Жыл бұрын

i just watched bo's perspective