They Took Off With The Lines Still Attached

They Took Off With The Lines Still Attached | Miami Boat Ramps

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Жыл бұрын

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@JoeVanDyke4240 Жыл бұрын

That Regal captain is balling 79th. Backing into the dock, when many others can't make it work forward!!!

@mattmayo3539 Жыл бұрын

The regal with the exhaust was bad af.

@joeangelmartinez4712 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 facts

@ericalvarado4072 Жыл бұрын

I also did the drag the boat up with the trim down on my IO of my new boat once. I was used to a lake house where we pulled up to the slip and just raised the boat. I was new to trailering. Boy, did I ever learn a lesson that day. I will never forget the people who ran up yelling that I was dragging the IO. Never forgot again.

@kari53 Жыл бұрын

It happens a few times with guys that are used to straight drives and jets. This is why a checklist is important with new boats and to rehearse it. Be a Pro at the ramps.

@dydamis5158 Жыл бұрын

It's cool watching people help out

@Eliminator27 Жыл бұрын

I think the most frustrating thing to watch is people stand a watch when they could with minimal effort help someone out and avoid some major frustration and issues.

@enoynaert Жыл бұрын

Use mid-cleats, people. Mid-cleats. A lot of these boats look like they are big enough they should have them. If you hook up your mid-cleat first, then you don't have nearly as much trouble with the stern or bow swinging out.

@will7its Жыл бұрын

Your assuming they hava a brain.....

@jimshorts5970 Жыл бұрын

That’s a tiny boat. Just needed to throw both lines and not just the bow line.

@rona8663 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your great commentary Broncos, it helps to watch this frustrating show

@Turbotalkin Жыл бұрын

I know you guys only do the screw ups but would be cool to see a few videos of badass 30-40+ft center console and catamarans launching like bosses

@kari53 Жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@d4ndle Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jeffrandolf5673 11 ай бұрын

Nah... that's about an much fun as watching trucks get swallowed up. Seen one, seen 'em all.

@davidboose5803 Жыл бұрын

It's amazing to me how ''captains'' don't follow the ''I'm done with being out on the water plan'', now it's time to get the boat out and go thru a mental list of what has to be done. Seeing so many skegs ''drag''I wonder where people's minds are. When the ignition is turned off the first or second thing to do is to raise the outdrive, that's a given! Work's for me!!!!!

@jeffrandolf5673 Жыл бұрын

Those jet boats seem to wanna go in circles. Their stern always kicks out.

@evagengler9666 11 ай бұрын

Hair-trigger throttles, too.

@samuelkeystone Жыл бұрын

They need valet boat docking.

@christopherbaumgardner5004 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad Wifey was finally able to get off.

@otis6791 Жыл бұрын

I wish mine could 🤣

@arcatacompany Жыл бұрын

I love how you're narrating this like your sports narrator commentator this is great

@dnkyhntr Жыл бұрын

Florida ppl and logic.....always funny ... Its like a duck playing chess.

@norms3913 Жыл бұрын

Another comedy show at the boat ramp

@eddunn8794 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised the city doesn't place additional rails on the pilings going down into the water so the fenders on the boat have something to rub against. Anyways as you said the struggle is real as new boats continue to get scratched up at the docks.

@johnnymac4842 Жыл бұрын

Wow I live in Lake of the Ozarks and have never seen such inexperience.

@Dave-xs9dm Жыл бұрын

Ever left a gas station. Pump still in. Good purple smoke first time. No damage. Second time. Hose snap. Lost focus , distracted

@chriskemper7627 Жыл бұрын

Love that sound! As long as it's now me.

@levialston1496 Жыл бұрын

Everyone must be on the same schedule out and in

@thomasmartin9078 Жыл бұрын

Ive been sailing/boating for about 20 years now and I have never taken off with a mooring rode still attached.

@Chris_In_Texas Жыл бұрын

USE THE MID-CLEAT if you have one, that way things don't go sideways! 🤦‍♂😁

@dangordon5510 Жыл бұрын

Capt. Skegger’s😂😂😂

@Harlanmote Жыл бұрын

The first guys has the boat crooked on the trailer too.

@MrDonny475 Жыл бұрын

mAkes me wonder sometimes how many of these actually make home or stopped for DUI on the way

@stuartcarter944 Жыл бұрын

What do I call this feeling I have when I watch these videos where I physically hurt, get anxiety, want to look away but just can't, and somehow feel a little embarrassed for them, all happening at the same time?

@haroldhenderson2824 Жыл бұрын

Learning.

@otis6791 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like how I feel during and after watching porn and fapping

@chrisparker9886 Жыл бұрын

Time to rebalance the prop! 🤣

@Paiadakine Жыл бұрын

What qualifications do these captains have?

@canesfanchris8689 Жыл бұрын

Julio's and boats don't mix well . No Brains !!

@unggrabb Жыл бұрын

Silliest narration

@nodayatthebeach Жыл бұрын

Wow there are a LOT of bad Captains there.

@shakey2634 Жыл бұрын

I remember as a kid sailing into marinas with no motor and looking good doing it. These clowns in a power boat and stinking it up..... hilarious

@timkenyon6088 Жыл бұрын

"watch the boat drop as he gets it up..." Hmmmm

@tclem44 Жыл бұрын

I keep wondering why people don't use cheap pool noodles to rig fenders from gunwale to waterline.

@tclem44 Жыл бұрын

@@fastwin493 Thanks for the reply. Doesn't it require at least four of the 6-8" fenders to protect one side of the hull? But my real question is why aren't fenders made to protect from just above the gunwale to the waterline? My thinking on pool noodles is that they would protect from the small bumps which are all I see in videos and would be super cheap because you could make fenders for less than $2 each. Again, though, after looking at boat fenders for sale online, why don't they protect the gunwale?

@dougdavid9321 Жыл бұрын

So, what happened to the regal that backed in??

@pamandjohnmc Жыл бұрын

Why don't more people use a center line, it'll save a lot of problems.

@DougHinVA Жыл бұрын

'why don't' ? because people at Miami Boat Ramps are ignorant and do not learn the basics from an experienced boat handler...

@arthurbrumagem3844 Жыл бұрын

Here in Mn where we have lots of lakes most boats don’t come with center cleats which would be nice if they did. Makes it easy to tie off if there is only one person in the boat

@jasonwright808 Жыл бұрын

I single hand my Bristol 32 sailboat and don't have a problem docking myself. Some of these people with small motorboats are not worthy to be called Captain/Skipper lol

@justme-dm7sb Жыл бұрын

We can see. These are much better with the volume off.

@ljohnson5978 Жыл бұрын

You need to narrate like Ozzymans reviews

@dydamis5158 Жыл бұрын

Support your local marina and avoid said fuckary.. if we break it we fix it...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@arthurbrumagem3844 Жыл бұрын

Here in mn skegs get given to the rock gods in our shield lakes all the time. Never a nice sound

@wacaw7303 Жыл бұрын

They try escape it. I take it the rope off and go. Sometime the rope tie on the propeller and we no go.

@richclay4209 Жыл бұрын

"Oh watch the boat drop, there was a ton of weight on that"??&%#?? It's a skeg. That little fin on the bottom of an outdrive or outboard is called the skeg.

@stuartparsons572 Жыл бұрын

Why are people so reluctant to tie a line then use the motor to get the boat against the dock ? So easy, as long as you're precise with the power and direction.

@chriskemper7627 Жыл бұрын

Easy when you know what you're doing! Right ✅

@jimmcdevitt6084 Жыл бұрын

And this guy narrating is perfect ?

@dsegundo Жыл бұрын

Why didn't the Robalo just go to a different dock? 5 looks empty

@raymondhagerty1769 Жыл бұрын

Money will buy a boat. Money won,t buy brains.

@chuckcts-v3460 Жыл бұрын

SSDD+Same Shit Different Day.

@MotoFPV Жыл бұрын

It's sad that there are kids out there 10-12 year's old that can dock, load and, unload way better than some of these adults.

@jaji9678 Жыл бұрын

His machinero is compromised as soon as it's dragged. It must have changed the blade angles in both case, it will last forever if this doesn't happen, this always happens.

@internetjunkie1000 Жыл бұрын

Why does the commentator say to kill the engine when docking? Second boat in this video he says it, I think.

@garypellerin5576 Жыл бұрын

I can understand having a hard time making a dock. But having a hard time walking a boat down a dock, with two people?

@hsanguily Жыл бұрын

😣I did the same to my alpha one gen one. Never been so close to divorce.

@Theonebear 11 ай бұрын

I guess if you buy a boat you don’t need to know how to drive the boat. You would think they would take a class on boating by coast guard

@RichardBaran Жыл бұрын

Awesome commentary! Not once did you pretend ya didn't know what was going to happen.

@FWMCBigFoot Жыл бұрын

As you look around; be mindful that 50% of the people you see are below average, and life is harder for stupid people. Enjoy the show with some popcorn 🍿.

@jamespfitz Жыл бұрын

Alternatively: EDITING!

@doskraut Жыл бұрын

Why does it seem like boat owners lose IQ points every time they go out.

@tranqjl Жыл бұрын

Why do you keep saying Cap. These people aren't captains, I've never seen anything less than boat captains here. They are rank amateurs playing with boats.

@evagengler9666 11 ай бұрын

@tranqjl Well, they are captaining the boat. Skill level may vary but "Cap" is the correct way to refer to them.

@metskipper Жыл бұрын

I can't stand watching anymore. The bow line is the worst use for initial control. It's much easyer to have a line midships at first. You can keep control on almost any size boat and keep it parallel to the dock.

@stadleroux Жыл бұрын

It's all in the leverage. The leverage of a whole boat moving out from a bowline is enormous and if you throw a line out midships you not only halve that force, you also hold half that force in your hands.