Don't know what you fools are doing, we swear like every other word and make huge cash!

Love that they all look like they're going to different events. Nick looks like he's going to some southern wedding, Slime looks like he's going to a 9 to 5 office job, Ludwig actually looks like how an influencer would dapper up and Aiden looks like a 2010's emo teen going to prom, bleached hair and all.

I can FINALLY burn this one with the boys at Sunday School. Gonna be a lit afterstudy sesh

nick is indisputably the best dressed, best mannered, and the most gentlemanly gentlemen in the room. no question.

i’m glad aiden could make it to the TOS reading between the funeral and the podcast recording

Surely the swearing was the only thing getting them demonetized, congrats on solving the one and only problem boys.

Every demerit this episode (for your viewing pleasure): 8:19 - Aimen's demerit performed by Nick 10:40 - Slime's first demerit performed by Ludwig 12:00 - Slime's demerit performed by Aimen 16:32 - Nick's first demerit performed by Slime 31:56 - Slime's demerit performed by Aimen (redemption) 44:21 - Ludwig's demerit performed by Nick + bonus fakeout 48:11 - Slime's demerit performed by Ludwig (sitting) 58:50 - Slime's demerit performed by Nick 1:01:37 - Nick's demerit performed by Ludwig 1:11:50 - Slime's demerit performed by Ludwig (sexual style) Let me know if I missed any and I can edit them in !

Surely this episode won't get demonetized by youtube

Ludwig meeting the try guys couldn't have come at a better time

I love how Ludwig met the try guys at the summit! Surely no controversy around them following that event!

This episode has the same energy as a middle-school sleepover at 2am.

Sublime Slime, Able-minded Aiden, Lionhearted Ludwig, Nimble-wit Nick. Kudos to you gentlemen for inspiring us all. Exquisite Top G behavior.

I love the fact that Slime could not bear the pain of silence for more than 36 seconds.

Nick’s Vocabulary was astonishingly entertaining and quite spectacular this fine chapter of the Yard. Most enjoyable, yes,

i'm only 24 minutes in but this gentleman's version of the pod feels more unhinged than normal. It's bringing out the creative innuendos that are making me laugh WAY too hard at work.

Aiden is made for podcasting, dude is really well-spoken while also being hillarious

Very excited for the gentlemen of The Yard to grace my ears with their classy, couth, gentlemanliness.

Nick is so effortlessly gentlemanly.

I'm literally watching this in a cigar lounge trying not to laugh and disturb everyone because that's what a gentleman would do

Honestly the constant threat of a backhand has Enhanced the quality of the episode and I hope they continue this going forward.

I think Nick definitely exuded that effortlessly gentlemanly behavior the most.

Demonetized for violence, Nick's first backhand was truly vicious

The fact that they didn't have white gloves on hand to slap each other with just proves that this whole thing was a farce. An absolute sham. A humbug

Gentlemanliness 1. Aiden 2. Nick 3. Ludwig 4. Slime

"can you see my harvest?" being censored is making nick funnier

"Can you see my harvest?" made me laugh literally out loud

15 minutes in and this is easily one of the funniest episodes you guys have done

I was listening to this while my house set on fire not even joking

The "I'm 12" Jonestown homage has got to be one of Slime's best ideas, so fucking funny.

This episode was absolutely stupendous, spiffing, and extremely of the hilarious kind

Nick saying Linus is filled with the powers of a million children is the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks

gotta say, the yard is a funnier experience when a lack of expletives forces a more creative discourse

Ludwig + Good Mythical Morning would be a hella good combo

Aiden looks like a high school violin player performing in their last spring concert

I know that guy who called the one episode a few weeks ago "literally unlistenable" is gonna love this episode

going from Slime's slow caress to the Segway "linus tech tips scrotum" has gotta be the funniest bit ever on the pod

I like how you can tell how much fun they're having with the gentlemens club

nick is so effortlessly a gentleman

10:46 NPC moment with the legs crossing

Nick is DEFINITLEY the most gentlemanly of the four yard boys.

The first backhand from Nick was insanely clean

I love that they did this for the demonetization of curse words but now have upgraded to “violent actions” which are arguably more demonization heavy.

the boys looking effortlessly fly as always

Aiden kinda looks like he belongs in the first twilight movie and I think that's pretty sick

This isn’t ‘The Yard’ This is ‘The Porch’

I'm dying laughing at the boys being gentleman. Somehow more hilarious than their normal conversations.

This is like watching a podcast with one of those left 4 dead mutations on

they are somehow even more crass in gentlemen mode

Nick is the most gentle man. The first slap of the ep says it all

You guys should get that Mogul Mail person on the Podcast.

I think Aiden is the most gentlemanly.

Technically the title is right. The video will end if they swear, they just don't specify when.

12:15 to 14:50 has to be in my top 3 funniest yard moments

can we please have an upload from each of the other members of the Yard in the style of Ludwig on the mogul mail channel.... i think this would be hilarious.

Slime’s mogul mail would genuinely be one of the funniest things on this earth

With love, I prefer The Yard and Mogul Mail to Lud's main channel! This is also why I think Lud could have a life long career as a creator if he wanted to. He has already made channels that reach different/older demographics and through time can keep changing and growing!

Saw the preview and got super hype! Got my Mogul Moves hoodie in the mail Tuesday and can’t wait to have a Yard hoodie to match it. Thanks for the good content boys🤌

Who knew a bolo tie could look so effortlessly cool

one of the first themed episodes in a hot minute and it's dropped on my birthday! It feels like a great end to the day fr

Nick is the most gentlemanly because that very first backhand was absolutely unmatched for the entire episode

Falco is so gentlemanly

Man the boys looking like snazzy bears today!

That was Yourrage who made fun of Ludwig at 29:10. Kai Cenat was the guy wearing a hat at the bottom.

I like how Lud's physical altercation with Slime is specifically labeled with the chapter title "the gentlemen get a little rowdy"

Gentle Ranking: 1. Nick (Effortlessly) 2. Lud (Eloquent and rich) 3.Slime (Looks as if he is the hungriest of loan sharks, but carries himself quite unofficially) 4. Aiden (Needs to learn a lesson)

This might be one of the funniest episodes just because of all the synonyms they used for curse words

For some reason this episode gave me Home Movies vibes. Slime is Jason, Aiden is Melissa, Nick is Brendan and Ludwig is Coach McGuirk

My favorite part is when they swear at 00:57 and the rest of the video is the neverending void of hopelessness

One word to describe the episode “sophisticated”

Nick is the clear gentleman. Ludwig just looks like a hip business man.

Aiden looks like mgk if he went to boarding school, Ludwig is the French tinder swindler, nick looks like a Silicon Valley ceo with a kickstarter page, and slime is a multi-billion dollar ceo

"We're determined to make this episode KZfaq friendly." *everyone spends the first ten minutes sexually harassing Ludwig* 🤣 Good job boys.

Nick is just so effortlessly gentlemanly.

I like how all three of them have a nice suit that matches and then theres ludwig With a brown pair of shoes, a blue pair of pants, a tan coat and a white-ish turtle neck

I love that Aiden looks like Draco Malfoy from The Half Blood Prince.

There's a lesson to be learned on this podcast. I don't know what it is, but there's definitely a lesson.

Ludwig name dropping the try guys before the scandal even dropped, truly content brained. Now he can predict the future for content.

Nick’s face every time he curses and realizes it is killing me

This is my birthday episode, so it feels like they got all dressed up for me :)

GENTLEMANLY RANK 1. Sir Aiden 2. Sir Nick 3. Sir Ludwig 4. Slime

YES I LOVE THE YINGLING LOVE IN THE BEGINNING, honestly please get him as a guest, he’s unironically one of my favourite unofficial “cast members” I need to meet this man

Slime not using the brown side of his belt with the blue suit really got to me.

Nick most certainly was the most gentlemanly of them all. So effortlessly cool Aswell to boot.

Listening to this in the morning every time a new ep drops makes my day better. Thank y'all for posting and for being such *refined* gentlemen

i remember watching CSGO pros give their opinions on people who were/weren't cheating at the game. Summit did it a lot too. when you have a deep understanding of how things work, you are able to spot inconsistencies more, i would think

I want to say that I love your content, you guys will never know how much you guys helped me cope with my life. I hate being parasocial, but this is reality. I'm a doctor in pharmacy, I've been in the field and I think I have good idea of the world of psychology after all my clinical rotations. With that out of the way, 00:29:45 it's crazy how much of Lud simp I am. His mouth are saying the same words I want to say. That's how I know all of you have good intentions, not perfect but who is anymore? I will never know what life Lud has had but I can empathize and I share his ideals and his dreams. You guy keep doing what you do, you're bringing a positive to this cruel world.

Another exquisite show of gallant repartee between striking gentlemen.

Made the best decision to watch this with a B&W filter on Also, there's no reason for Ludwig to dress like a DLC character... the men do look slick tho

The correct gentleman order: Nick Ludwig Aiden Slime

#38 on trending for gaming the non swearing must've worked Boys

Slime is like the Syndrome to Ludwig’s Mr.Incredible.

I feel like Slime was constantly taking the gentlemanly restrictions as a challenge to see how far he can toe the line. It's like dirty jokes in kids' cartoons

Slime is obviously the best gentle man because he instantly knew when he messed up

I'm not gay but why is Nick hot when he backhands a man

Nick was def the best gentleman

Vasectomy here. There are alot of techniques and it depends on the urologist you go to. My vasectomy was a "no scaple, no stich" procedure. They used local anesthesic, made a puncture, cut the vas deferens, and cauterized the tubes and the puncture. It literally took like 7 minutes and I was back at work after 2 days of chillin. They prescribed a Valium appointment, which helped with the anxiousness.

Slime mail would be the best Thing ever

as a guy named Teddy who says no to everything the end of the podcast was heavy

43:20 is a curse word that wasn’t bleeped out

watching this off a shroom and when NIck said "Can you see my harvest" i fucking died