Man, this is what is exhausting about modern culture, you can never drop the façade of facetiousness, you can never take life too seriously and you can never be earnest. The years will pass by and blur together and nothing much will have been said in this podcast, just idle talk.

Great episode. It was a little odd when Ludwig an hour and fifteen minutes in stuck a spoon in his eye socket and called himself the Spoongler before eating his eyeball, but I will respect his commitment to the bit.

BigTittyGothEgg is a real one really pulled me thru some rough times

The story Nick was telling about the dude at the Esports place was incredible 😭

I have to say nick is a PHENOMENAL story teller

I'm usually an audio listener but I had to stop by and see the docking... absolutely incredible skill

theory: when ryan says his "team" won he was talking about his cards (which he considers his companions), not physical players.

The 15 year old Yu-Gi-Oh tournament is the funniest story on the yard so far

Aidens outfit is getting more edge every episode, he's also interacting way more.. The time is finally upon us gentlemen, the paradigm is shifting, the renaissance of The Yard is upon us, with out glorious leader Aimen Gamin'.

Nick should have definetely checked if the ATM machine started working after Bryan said that cause if that happened it's either an insane coincedence...or everything he said was true.

I feel like the Nick and Ted story is probably one of my favorites

Brian was just trying to sell them his wares and tell them his tales. He's simply a storied man.

I love how they are not saying Elden Ring, they are saying everything except Elden Ring like Ring Souls, Elden Souls, Mr. Ring Game

Nick and Teds story had me on the edge of my seat the whole time . What will happen next? Who knows !?

Good episode! Loved when nick said, "Cellar door." And nobody acknowledged it

Love the pod when it’s just the og boys, guest’s are amazing but can’t beat this

7 Months late, but the reason Bryan said to Nick "do you want to get stabbed in the eye?" when Nick asked him about tournaments is there was an incident at a Killer Instinct tournament where a guy jammed his fightstick into another guys face and he had to get surgery and lost an eye.

aimen ending this with “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE” is the funniest reference my friends and i do that all of the time

I’ve never felt more degen than when I knew exactly the ad slime was talking about

Immediately when slime sang that tune I knew what it was and saw those cups in my mind.

We need that Nick story animated that would be absolutely insane

1:07:42 Nick and Ludwig saying yeah at the exact same time is a beautiful sight to see.

Obviously that guy on the street was pathological, but the Yugioh story has a small sliver of truth in it. The Yugioh format from 2010, which is called “Edison Format” has recently gained quite a bit popularity among Yugioh players that have nostalgia for it. There are tournaments being hosted online with over a hundred entrants. So it’s not really a “15 year long Yugioh tournament” as much as it’s a “tournament that recreates what Yugioh was like almost 15 years ago”

Thought the episode was already one of my favs and then the yugioh story really sealed it. great ep

imagine ted just replied to nick and hes like "Bro you just zoned out for like an hour"

There’s a massive spike in viewer attention at 12:38 from all the audio listeners coming

This better be good, I’m missing elden ring time for this.

this is by far the best the yard episode. i have rewatched this consistently since it released

we need a yard x chuckle sandwich collab… it’ll be chaotic with that many people talking at once

I love this podcast it helps me alot with my recovery rn because most of the time I can't do anything but landown on painkillers and just listen to this I just wanna say I really appreciate u guys

Dave was great in this video. Dave changed my life. Thanks Dave

I feel like the tilte in Spotify for this episode ("Ludwig didn't eave his room for 5 days") his so much better than "We Discovered A 15-Year Long Game of Yu-Gi-Oh! "

Rewatched the crazy e-sports guy story immediately after it finished. I was dying laughing, what a character.

Nick's 15 year yu-gi-oh story may legitimately be one of my favorite stories I've ever heard

i come back wayyy more often then i should to relisten to the 15 year story

WHAAAAAT THATS THE VILLAGE IN ROCHESTER HILLS! I used to bartend at the restaurant that’s just off camera in the pic of Slime. I still live like 5 mins from there. That’s crazy! Bummed I missed out on seeing our boy in some killer cosplay.

I used to live within 10 minutes of where the Kingdom Hearts video was filmed, and still live nearish to it, that's crazy. I've seen that video before and somehow never pieced together that I've been there multiple times lol

Good morning yardigans

God damn it I hope someone animates nick’s story, I would do anything to be a bird on a light pole to watch that happen

I upgraded my patron to the next tier a day before my month would've ran out, not realizing I would then be charged another full 15 the next day. That being said, the dcom is cool and the advice show is chill

Dude I wouldn’t have fallen for that catfish too Amen… 🤝

Ludwig definitely got peak Slime during the last few days of the elden ring stream

Holy shit that Kingdom Hearts video was shot in the shopping center parking lot literally across the street from my house. I've made the pilgrimage without even realizing it. 🙏🔑

Aiden is a fucking menace when he’s drunk. Forget mogul moves, he’s making menace moves

I love the podcast a lot and every episode has been a 10/10 that I always watch to the end. Keep up the content y'all.

The yard is everyone watching and everyone on it slowly becoming slime

this is now only the second episode with the number in the top left of the thumbnail. There are just as many top left numbered videos as videos where Lud and Aimen are high

As a resident from Rochester Hills, Mi, I am so incredibly proud. Also the snow piles in Michigan never go away

Now I really wanna know what deck that guy ran to win the 15 year Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament

Aiden having a short breakdown after the docking suggestion cracked me up

I’m with you Aimen, I’d recognize her anywhere

Nicks story about the lan centre is probably my favourite podcast story ever lmao, so fucking funny

Omg I know exactly where Slime went when he visited Rochester Hills MI because i grew up there and that's crazy that he went just for that parking lot LOL

dude nicks story is something straight out of fact or fiction

Don’t know if it’s because I was playing Elden Scrolls but this episode flew by. You guys never miss, keep up the amazing pods!

It's actually crazy that Ludwig is the most boring person on this podcast. Like I don't know if Nick and Aiden would get boring if they streamed but they are just so fucking interesting I love it when they have segments.

lol I'm from the Metro Detroit area, I'm a big Kingdom Hearts fan, and I watched that video plenty of times and I had no clue that it was in Rochester Hills. That's hilarious.

Love Nick’s story about the esports guy Brian. Was… was he a ghost?

Fun Dragon's Den fact: it actually came before Shark Tank and had Kevin O'Leary before Shark Tank too.

The part where nick was like: that's not a phone had me busting up

I know the exact ad slime is talking about, it’s called like semenax or something and there is a banjo riff

SEMENAX I GOTCHU SLIME! Legit the first do do do I knew exactly what you were talking about LMAO

when you came back and two tried that boss, I just did the same thing with the last boss in the first darksouls. I was stuck on him for like three days and then I got tired of it and went and played elden ring. today i decide to try him and first try him. felt so good to finally kill him.

i think this is a top 10 of all time yard episode, so many fire stories

Ludwig did a real life fucking side quest and got a ring as a reward.

BRO I GOT EXACTLY WHAT SLIME WAS SAYING AS SOON AS HE DID THE JINGLE WE ARE THE SAME

15 year long blessings from Kazakhstan

what would we do without people like the yu-gi-oh man in the world to brighten our days

Duuuuude, that ring story happened to me near Geneva ... It's f*cking wierd how similar it was It was on the exit of a highway, the dude told me he was rich and could reimburse me, tried to give me a golden ring if I gave him cash. I didn't give him shit though, the scam was seen from a mile away

got whiplash, mark zuckerberg and docking on my yard bingo within 20 minutes

Dude, $64 and 1 hour for a pizza is completely insane, what the fuck

The personality of the LAN center guy from Nick's story was totally giving me Anthony Jeselnik vibes. Maybe not the weird talking to himself behavior, but definitely the self-aggrandizing and smooth-talking part.

Fast and Furious is the one franchise where bald people are good guys and kick ass

Hearing JIRA in the first min of the ep brought back bad memories from my last job lol

Aiden in this episode looks like if Steve Jobs is about to announce iCoin

Slime rocking the Pepis e-sports shirt is canon

I GOT THE WORDLE IN ONE JUST AS THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING WORDLE IN ONE!

Never thought that the "gold chain/ring scam" that is extremely popular actually happened... thought it was a myth

7:55 i swear to god they're talking about this "creator" named luna okko. Her content is fucking top tier, worth a watch.

This is the best episode. Nick’s storytelling was legendary and all the bits before it were great. Bravo

The 15 year old YuGiOh tournament story is new favorite puppy

Bruh I fell asleep during this podcast and woke up to Ludwig climbing out of the floor and almost died laughing thinking what the hell

1:06:38 Slime is talking about a Victor Pope Jr vine and he meant to say that Shaggy was the one who asked for the Scooby snack. But yeah that vine was funny as hell

That Valorant Guy Story, talked like he was an NPC in GTA5

I got today's wordle 2nd try. First word was Soare, and got 2 greens. One of those greens sealed the deal, but I was so lucky. Couldn't believe it

damn we farmed enough gold to unlock aimens priest skin thats sick

This is probably the best and fullest yard ep so far

i dont usually comment but i just wanna say I'm 90% sure that the coffee debacle is based purely on location. starbucks sucks on the east coast but i would kill for dunkin any day of the week and I'm sure the opposite is true on the west coast

0:40 “you pipe faster” was right there to finish the rhyme

there's no chapters yet (assuming lack of time for archie, which, understandable, chapters take ages) and I have a void in my heart

This is still my fav episode because of Nick s story

The reason my Thursdays don't fry my brain. Thanks boys.

The fish flops go so hard

That last 15 seconds was an actual fever dream

Slime that banjo ad lives rent free in my mind

this ep was a goddamn ender ender, cheers boys

bro ludwig is wearing the goddamn ring when he comes back and hes not wearing it at the start of the ep

My brother literally got scammed by the same Dubai guy for $500 or so. He went and had it checked and it was brass. We live in Middle Tennessee so apparently he’s a traveling con man.

Dude parking lot kingdom hearts is so iconic, I've watched that video like 10,000 times

18:46 Slime is grafting boys.