I love how France and Australia have important landmarks in the background, but Japan just had the fog of war
@bryannov906811 ай бұрын
from the blunderbuss shots when they took back what was theirs
@thegoodone410411 ай бұрын
it was the foreign lands yet discovered, they know this part of the map though
@FukFaceStabber11 ай бұрын
And Italy was just a nice view
@Hoodie-K11 ай бұрын
@@FukFaceStabberto be fair, it was a damn good view😂
@dhyanalva475211 ай бұрын
And then theres pontins
@snailchip763411 ай бұрын
Slime's experience with the French shoe woman is our experience in his chat. The customer is NEVER right and that goes hard
@silverkade6311 ай бұрын
And thats why he respects it, was expecting hypocrisy but hes constructed alternatively
@theAlex257711 ай бұрын
yep, its weirdly satisfying to go in his chat and be on your toes in contrast to other streamers chat where every asshole is treated like.a king because the streamers wants to sweet sweet sub and ad money
@samt341211 ай бұрын
@@theAlex2577it's like getting validated for being socially insecure
@anskiusz11 ай бұрын
I got timed out from my first message in his chat and banned on my 4th. I take it with pride.
@anactualseagull598011 ай бұрын
@@anskiusz I made a funnier joke than him in his replies and he blocked me, well earned
@ModifiedMut11 ай бұрын
My best friend Korey, one of your biggest fans, who showed me your guys podcast and turned it into our regular thing to watch together unexpectedly passed away in his sleep on Monday. Im finding great comfort and feeling closer to him watching you guys, thank you for always providing A+ content for us to enjoy boys💜
@slimewire11 ай бұрын
man i’m sorry to hear that
@ModifiedMut11 ай бұрын
Thank you💜 He is definitely deeply missed
@kylealexander702411 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss bud. Its good u had something u shared to remind u of the good times
@ModifiedMut11 ай бұрын
Really?! I'm working and forgot my headphones I was only able to listen to about 20 minutes so far 😭💜
@squeegeeGoat11 ай бұрын
@@ModifiedMutkeep watching… they shoutout to him. ❤️❤️❤️
@theminecraft420211 ай бұрын
i couldn't believe the title, but Ludwig does in fact bring all the boys to a climax all by himself during the course of this episode! what a champ!
@imjozen11 ай бұрын
with lud pointing to the eiffel tower and his mouth gaping open in the thumbnail I knew exactly what to expect!
@Fluffyblowfish11 ай бұрын
His body in fact did not quit
@Ali-ey9sz11 ай бұрын
No loads refused this ep
@gwen662211 ай бұрын
"the hot chip's banned, women only have lying now" is one of my favorite things that Nick has ever said
@chxrrypixels11 ай бұрын
what does that even mean 😭
@janong26211 ай бұрын
@@chxrrypixelsit's from a copypasta where some guy says women only want to eat hot chip and lie or something like that
@muqmanor11 ай бұрын
@@janong262 "no female born after 1993 can cook. All they know is be bisexual, charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie" is how it goes I believe
@T0NI_9 ай бұрын
It's been minutes and I'm still chuckling about that one lmao
@goobinator_11 ай бұрын
I’m listening to this Ep while at the gym and Nick saying “the hot chips banned and women only have lying now” nearly made me drop 135 on my forehead way too close to Slime describing death.
@samt341211 ай бұрын
I had the thought of "women can't eat hot chip anymore" before Nick said it and I started dying when he actually vocalized my insane thought
@CloudCollapse11 ай бұрын
Use guards bro wtf even if it's warmup weight you don't wanna risk a spasm or some shit killing you.
@goobinator_11 ай бұрын
I could take 225 off the chin@@CloudCollapse
@CloudCollapse11 ай бұрын
@@goobinator_ Some people think food tastes better through a straw
@atypicaloddity11 ай бұрын
Nick quietly dropping bombs like a B-52
@mayhemilyy11 ай бұрын
slime is so mother in his little hat
@jasonjavelin11 ай бұрын
I love the travel episodes. The outside elements of this one went hard as there was like a 300% increase in animals.
@thegoodone410411 ай бұрын
Bros were like snow white calling all the animals to them
@thesnowman250911 ай бұрын
Why does the tower look fake
@foxboi50611 ай бұрын
Glad they finally brought the dogs on the podcast! Strange to see them without doctors coats but glad they could feature regardless
@TocloseamI11 ай бұрын
Underrated lmao
@jarunia1711 ай бұрын
Nicely done
@ricochico114411 ай бұрын
The white women were already there though, just waiting for their canine overlords
@americanexistentialist475611 ай бұрын
I'm getting distracted about 25 minutes into the episode by Aiden apparently not knowing how to comfortably sit on the ground. Props to you for sticking it out for over an hour.
@elliottogrod11 ай бұрын
It's just a tall person issue
@Don_Occo11 ай бұрын
Bisexuals cannot physically sit comfortably
@Keanpoop11 ай бұрын
I love Slime's Utilitarianism philosophy about letting himself get scammed or robbed because the other person probably needs it more
@silverkade6311 ай бұрын
Incredibly based. This is a really dumb Paris thing though, where they just have a basic fee for using card
@PkPvre11 ай бұрын
It's because he is loaded whilst not being a retarded consumer that values inanimate objects.
@yarr442911 ай бұрын
Correct, unless a very specific amount, as it is a flat fee. @@agrajag24
@doktorwyvern288311 ай бұрын
@@silverkade63I find it hard to believe they charge €8 to use a card in Paris as a standard.
@coasterthekid886710 ай бұрын
@@agrajag24it’s a flat fee because it’s expected you only use card for things that are more expensive. Things that most won’t carry enough cash for.
@nathanbade112811 ай бұрын
Not knowing French in Paris is like having 1 charisma in Fallout New Vegas
@porkyorcy171511 ай бұрын
i spent all night modding NV and listening to this and just saw this comment 🤣❤️
@trashtrash216911 ай бұрын
Fallout 2 is trash because you can't start the game with a non combat build because of the stupid temple. Unrelated rant. The combat and controls are not worth any story, no matter how good.
@darelh134811 ай бұрын
@@trashtrash2169go off king
@0106johnny11 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'd rather act is if I was mute than reveal that I can't speak French in France
@porkyorcy171511 ай бұрын
@@trashtrash2169 valid - maybe not trash but definitely not as good as it cudda been, specially w all the weird sexual stuff
@Worcraftman11 ай бұрын
Doctor K needs to help slime overcome his group setting trauma.
@jcarlo571911 ай бұрын
slime joins a frat for a week
@GoodMorningJoel11 ай бұрын
Something I will say that I think you don't really learn about French culture until you experience it is that service and retail workers will often really insist on be greeted like normal people before you get down to whatever business you have with them. So if you're used to just walking up to a retail worker and straight up asking them something, like you might be in North America, you might find that won't fly in France until you've actually literally greeted them and they've reciprocated with at least some kind of a "hello", otherwise they get real short with you real quick lol
@albread540911 ай бұрын
Wait Americans don't greet service workers?? I thought that was just standard being a normal person
@kn1ghtking11 ай бұрын
@@albread5409as someone who works retail it’s really a 50/50 some people will just be like “do you work here? where can i find this? or you’ll get a quick hi how are you? then they ask their question
@JulianCedar11 ай бұрын
Personally, I think I prefer skipping small talk and being asked directly
@toothpastethy11 ай бұрын
@@JulianCedar I'm at work in my company uniform knowing that bro's going to ask one of the same 8 questions I'm always asked, and people be sayin that it's cool to get one of 8 different versions of meaningless small talk before we can get to business?? Bro that's like Sonic '06 loading screens for cutscenes
@muhilan854011 ай бұрын
@@albread5409we do at like the checkout counter but if it’s like someone on the retail floor, we usually just ask our question
@artypyrec418611 ай бұрын
Watching Slime doing his French impression with the Eiffel tower in the back ground feels like a completion of a chapter in a book. Only way this could be funnier, if he starts gaslighting people that his accent isn't bad, this is how they speak in Paris
@RiotAugust11 ай бұрын
The tasting menu bit just further proves Slime is truly the representative of the masses.
@user-xu8zf7yh9d11 ай бұрын
I feel like in the recent episodes Aiden has been extra electric ✨
@_Foxx11 ай бұрын
fr
@casidizzle11 ай бұрын
what the yard has been missing is multiple dog cameos. love this episode :)
@alexbond88611 ай бұрын
luds dogs were my least favourite of them all (:
@lmaokatie11 ай бұрын
Nick putting on sunscreen at the start of the pod like the winner he is
@celocic11 ай бұрын
*like the ginger he is
@APimpNamedSlickBak11 ай бұрын
@@celocic*Like the soulless stepchild he is
@yungshart470511 ай бұрын
Like the soft lil boy he is
@extr3mev0id1911 ай бұрын
I learned when I was there recently that The Eiffel Tower is actually repainted about every 7 years. The paint protects the iron structure from rust. it's been bronze since 1968 but it's been red and yellow before.
@PintFrumpyrat11 ай бұрын
ludwig talking about french lunch breaks vs america with short hair really had tyler durden energy
@mrthezeem11 ай бұрын
Oh man weekly the yarn podcast with ludpin and aimen and slime anders. So excited
@BeansEnjoyer91111 ай бұрын
nick flaco, never head of him
@suned312811 ай бұрын
@@BeansEnjoyer911 Shit you talking about Envy? Love that dude
@okseniboksen11 ай бұрын
@@suned3128 He's so, gosh, what is the expression I'm looking for?
@Person-27511 ай бұрын
@@BeansEnjoyer911nick flaco jodye
@customch33s3211 ай бұрын
@@okseniboksencool? But it doesn't even look intentional
@Joober11 ай бұрын
Slime asking if Aiden will be wearing a beret during the ad read and then immediately cutting back to the episode and HE’S wearing the beret is amazing
@boopmeister_11 ай бұрын
location for this ep goes so hard
@carlseiler11 ай бұрын
Excited to watch this. Love the setting.
@belhougoldenwind7 ай бұрын
59:50 i'm positive Ludwig is talking about Rires & Chansons ( a french radio which broadcast jokes and comedy specials)
@xXxjjTHEjetPLANEXxXx11 ай бұрын
Gay Paris Beret Slime is one of the most valuable skins in the yard game
@barcancelN211 ай бұрын
Listening to the Spotify episode i thought the backdrop would be some trees at the park under an overcast sky, but jesus with a capital J this is genuinely amazing
@silverkade6311 ай бұрын
I get too annoyed by non-audio bits too listen on spotify 😂
@stilloutside938311 ай бұрын
nick admitting to peeing on the sink not even being treated as that big of a deal was so insane
@wargex11 ай бұрын
Ludwig once accidentally showed slimes balls on stream because he just had it on computer or desk and the camera moved. And you think pissing in the sink is the insane part? They just give each other printed out photos of their testicles. Them not caring someone pissed in a sink is the most normal part of their relationship.
@samt341211 ай бұрын
I think they talked about peeing in the sink back in Episode 4
@beanie257111 ай бұрын
tbf aiden pissed on the floor in their house once
@loonatheworId11 ай бұрын
ludwigs foot fans are gonna have a feast with this one
@daltimusprime77711 ай бұрын
41:32 The lady's face after hearing Lud's story about the white M&M XD
@itstyqk11 ай бұрын
at 54mins Slime describe the exact reason I enjoy you guys, I have my week go by and then I see the Yard post put it on and sit and do what I enjoy while listening along, Great one as always.
@Bayuuk11 ай бұрын
Slime’s French accent finally made it to the big game he’s been talking about
@cplroebuck2211 ай бұрын
nick saying "this is the best day of my life" as a dog (excited) walks up to him is so real
@Bladavia11 ай бұрын
using card instead of cash below 20€ means so much tax for them, from the bank transaction, that they don't make any benefit on the sell
@jaycray9711 ай бұрын
It’s just like Kanye said, “nick is in Paris”
@barcodebear11 ай бұрын
I'm stuck at the DMV so this was great timing on the upload, thanks boy o7
@barcodebear11 ай бұрын
Also the composition for this is very very satisfying
@pabloarias97348 ай бұрын
Ludwig doing the hardly bilingual tradition of only knowing how to swear how their parent used to swear at them
@pwndnoob493711 ай бұрын
Lud thinking getting called Canadian is a compliment is a misunderstanding. Getting called a Québécois in Paris is equivalent to being told "I can barely tell what you are saying"
@ethan423311 ай бұрын
It definitely is compared to being called American though
@LeMoistQunt11 ай бұрын
Yeah québécois to french people is exactly the same thing as Americans to the British
@mrfahrenheit67711 ай бұрын
I don't think so because they're in disbelief that he's American BECAUSE they can understand him.
@lkke760411 ай бұрын
i miss the aiden pink hair era, it deserves a comeback
@xRiizo11 ай бұрын
Outside touching grass episode!? This is going to be a banger!
@d0onut11 ай бұрын
The framing of the tower is like when Family Guy had the twin towers in every shot for an episode
@sora694911 ай бұрын
I love the angry French bit 😂
@sora694911 ай бұрын
btw they did not bink it
@muhilan854011 ай бұрын
The lady from the shoe store was probably rude because you didn’t greet her before you talked to her, you just held up the shoe. That is considered rude in France from what I know. I remember a policeman completely ignoring me when I asked for directions in Paris until I said Bonjour.
@peteartieda5811 ай бұрын
My parasocial meter goes up 100 points up whenever the podcasts are up.
@mrs.nightmare628911 ай бұрын
They all are so excited when a dog comes up and its so adorable!
@michaelc82211 ай бұрын
Nick is amazing, that Aiden sauna joke had me chuckling. My king
@havoc292911 ай бұрын
I hope lud keeps the buzz cut, it looks so good
@BoltBoy2111 ай бұрын
I love watching the yarb podcast
@snoopy_poopy11 ай бұрын
The yarb is my favourite
@BananaGuy333411 ай бұрын
yarb
@rileyjacobs355311 ай бұрын
the first minute of this is the official release of cartoon character nick. him without glasses is actually insane
@codeinetcetera11 ай бұрын
the god forsaken wednesday listeners wouldn't have been able to see aiden's shirt that says "nuhabes metaphorical music" in arial italics
@Crumpat11 ай бұрын
Ludwig's haircut makes him look like someone who would mug u in an alley at 2am ❤
@samuelt860211 ай бұрын
it's crazy how effective these ad reads must be to have sponsors agree to 3 sponsors in one episode
@JoshActually11 ай бұрын
slime and frenchie from the boys have always been the same person in my head
@thomasbloomfield73211 ай бұрын
When slime said "you are" and nick immediately said "my cinema" i actually screamed at the top of my fucking lungs how does he do it
@sony96711 ай бұрын
slime saying that yard fans are "ludwigcore" and i am here watching it bc i thought QTs roomates were funny. QT frogs rise!
@muqmanor11 ай бұрын
None of them appear to realize that the weird fake French accent they all keep doing is actually just that of the two identical European guys from Family Guy with the long wavy blonde hair.
@owbchamp11 ай бұрын
Best yard episode by far. I can’t explain why, I just loved it
@stompy221911 ай бұрын
lol I was just about to start the audio version when the notification popped out love seeing the boys in gay paris. Also I love the yarn
@jacksonhoneycutt11 ай бұрын
"Imagine if we could watch our dinner together" stopped me in my tracks
@hiimwalker199811 ай бұрын
Good to know that aiden has a rotation of daddies with ludwig and slime im just wondering how the weekend visits are
@DushananTM15 күн бұрын
9:58 Nick predicts Hawk Tuah and spitting on it
@thebrewsky2611 ай бұрын
"we all have our demons and some of them are made by nestle" ~slime
@playboishartyy11 ай бұрын
slime keeping the tag on his hat hat like its a sticker on flatbill
@SuperMCMatrix11 ай бұрын
Slime trans rights supporter W
@thalia966910 ай бұрын
I can't believe Ludwig took a french cab and listened to what I can only assume was Rire&Chanson
@playapiano66611 ай бұрын
I can't be the only one here who came directly from Bad Melee and was just tuned out for the Ludwig hits it big arc.
@osmosisjones973211 ай бұрын
Wake up babe new lore on Slime’s autism dropped
@lildalecoop11 ай бұрын
Even tho he’s the target demo, Aiden wearing a Nujabes shirt will never stop being funny to me
@samt341211 ай бұрын
What's even funnier is them bringing up Samurai Champloo and Aimen immediately shouting out the soundtrack while wearing a Nujabes shirt
@lildalecoop11 ай бұрын
@@samt3412 he just seem like the type of dude that would hang in the back of the crowd with me, get faded and vibe out, and just bounce along to a JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown show but like in the kindest way possible
@upsettispaghetti_11 ай бұрын
Chernobyl yard ep when
@abdelcassoul11 ай бұрын
I'd say it's hard to be a french fan of the Yard sometimes
@TauntsForDays11 ай бұрын
Hoping you get better soon!
@0106johnny11 ай бұрын
True, it's hard to be French
@aurelien574711 ай бұрын
@@TauntsForDaysit’s been 20 years now
@arpek286211 ай бұрын
Im slime core from day one ride or die I would kill for that beautiful man
@sleepyboy840411 ай бұрын
Gawd damn slime has been killing it on the shirts. Just a young buck caught in the headlights of fashion
@eduardo_moya10 ай бұрын
1:02:56 "Good anime though, very good music" - Aiden the chad with the Nujabes t-shirt
@norabot296111 ай бұрын
ive got a concussion so i cant do much rn so ive just been binge listening to the pod. thanks!
@tacosffeep369711 ай бұрын
slime is so based, the customer is never right
@jocareding53311 ай бұрын
Luds and Slimes problems would be solved if they just realized their expectations for hanging out are not the same, slime being a certified vibe killer when it comes to group activities and Lud enjoying the feeling of "we're all full on into this" will never mesh well
@kacper27811 ай бұрын
this episode started exactly as i wanted it to
@agentatlas461211 ай бұрын
My wife said you should have slime dress up as Steve from blues clues and do a chaotic blues clues segment for the Patreon, “he would kill it”
@drewnewshoes11 ай бұрын
slime lookin incredibly ethereal this ep
@ianhopman337911 ай бұрын
This is by far the best yard ep so far
@haphapp728211 ай бұрын
This episode was good but we both know they have way funnier episodes
@seana391811 ай бұрын
You might be thinking "15 dollars well what do they give you a walkie talkie and a bullet in your head? No!" I've never been so tempted to switch my phone plan before
@sethpython896811 ай бұрын
the Dr.K-Slime crossover would go insanely hard
@scottmisso767011 ай бұрын
I don't think that Ludwig has ever looked more french than he does in this video. The short hair, the slight goatee, the furrowed brow from the sun. Very France coded.
@michaelbland292411 ай бұрын
Lean like a chomo is ridiculous 😂
@springvisuals11 ай бұрын
1:00:50 man the happy gilmore reference really made me smile there slime
@DatVideoDoe11 ай бұрын
Bounsweet literally a Pokémon
@n0rng11 ай бұрын
I used to think slime looked like Frenchie, now I know slime is Frenchie.
@Biseaumasque11 ай бұрын
The minimum mandatory lunch break in France is 20 minutes but not one boss will dare enforcing this policy because everybody will leave on the spot
@Maria_74511 ай бұрын
I need to know if slime used the entire bubble bar in one shot because you are NOT supposed to lol
@ivytch11 ай бұрын
Slime’s thing with group trips is just like me frfr (my therapist told me its neurodivergent behaviour and not just me being lazy and dramatic we win this ✊😔 )
@gammagames141311 ай бұрын
I love how after slime asks if Aiden will be wearing a beret it cuts and Slime is the only one wearing a beret
@WillOfDavy11 ай бұрын
Tag on the hat is really just chef's kiss
@Steepled6 ай бұрын
The cut from the ad read where Slime asks about the beret and then he's wearing one is so fucking funny
@desmondhume11 ай бұрын
after my mom died last year i read the wikipedia article for death maybe three or four times in a month. didn't change anything for me but i felt compelled to do it
@bryangoldstein957911 ай бұрын
the yard making me realize that my dads boomer radio show is his lubbin sent me into orbit, we really are all the same
@Michael_Shay11 ай бұрын
audio listener coming to see the dogs. archie i love you for the chapters
@tadeasb994511 ай бұрын
i feel like drunk kids are very common almost everywhere in europe
@MaxwellKelley11 ай бұрын
You guys have to go to Copenhagen, it’s awesome. I was in Øresund (a part of copenhagen) for a regatta, and I stayed in an AirBnB or VRBO or something that this guy rents out whenever he goes on trips, and the view was great. I could see the sound (ocean-like thing), the bridge to Sweden, all of the planes coming in/out of the Copenhagen airport, all of the ships passing through the shipping lane (including a few epic tall ships), an awesome beach that’s not really connected to the land except for bridges, and more. We only had to take a short ride on the metro (which was only two blocks away) to get to the main city, where we went to the danish war museum, a few candy shops, and a cool castle. I am only about 16, and have only really been to Europe when I was quite young, so I might just be overhyped about a normal European experience, but I did genuinely enjoy it. 10/10 would do again.