Next Patreon Goal: Build Nick Couch

So pumped for the "Have you dreamed this couch?" shirts

Nick doesn't get owned a lot but when he does it makes my day

Someone give Aiden a friendship bracelet immediately or I’ll swing !!!!

aiden's mom gassing up slime's writing is deserved. that piece on his father was genuinely moving and well written.

The Aimen is cringe meme is both hilarious and sad. I feel bad for that grown ass man. He's such a nice guy.

Get Aiden a bracelet I'm gonna cry

Ludwig was spot on with listening to this at the gym. Literally heard it mid set

Slime really went TOO far by not giving Aiden a friendship bracelet..

Ludwig: "The male equivalent of having crafts is listening to a podcast and going to the gym" Me, a certified female, listening to this podcast at the gym: 😦

My college had a silent disco and me and a couple friends went and damn it was... an experience. There weren't different djs, but there were different radio stations we could switch to and when THAT song came on, all you could see was the same color on everyone's headphones.

I listen to the audio episodes when I'm at work. Then you guys post the new episodes on my day off. You guys make wednesdays and thursdays something to look forward too every week.

“give me a shorty that will stay in a facility for an experience” hit so hard 💀

The male equivalent to having crafts is having an old game console in your closet that you still occasionally bust out from time to time. im like that with my ps2

I love how excited Nick got when slim gave everyone the bracelets

Lug just learning about silent discos is pretty funny

I like how Ludwig thinks listening to podcasts at the gym is a male-only pastime, despite the entire true crime podcast genre thriving.

55:40 the cut to the wideshot after being all on slime is masterful

So like hypothetically IF we made Aiden a friendship bracelet How would we give it to him 🤨

I dunno why but Nick's "I'm not a top player but I get top player" got me this time. lol

Ludwig not having fun with melee perfectly encapsulates him being a puff main

Lud briefly touched on how in games you can only communicate via taunting and "disrespectful movement"... it immediately reminded me of how a certain game handles its taunt features. Apparently, in Guilty Gear, every fighter gets a dedicated "taunt" animation and a dedicated "respect" animation. The prospect of a world where everyone has Ganondorf's sword brandish excites me

Damn not even a minute 30 in Nick with the fucking banger start He's truly a visionary we need the next Patreon goal to be the Mania Couch

The cold open is sad. I imagine when no Coffee bears Slime just drinks the Starbucks alone in his Car.

Aiden has been receiving strays on every episode since Episode #52

This was the best episode of the yard easy. Loved how natural it was and i think everyone is even funnier when not trying as hard and let the bits form naturally. You guys are smart enough and aware enough to let the comedy just happen. Also just love the non funny/non bit discussions, those pieces are just as engaging and I hope you keep it more like this moving forward.

as a 20 something girl, yes i do have a kindergarten craft box in my closet

I wonder if a few months down the line the covid flare up that happened in London this summer could be directly traced back to Aiden's superspreading

Nah as a 27 year old woman with a craft box that bit was CRAZY

The stream lud did about resolutions actually got me to write them down in actionable ways. Im five days in and going strong, thanks lud!

I will send aimen a friendship bracelet to match his cow hat and instead of caw we go moo bc we’re just some widdle cows

Lud saying SZA when he meant Lizzo and then Nick saying “we’ll talk about it later” is killing me. The only reason Lud didn’t get blasted for it is cause it was in the middle of an ad read lmfao

ludwig has been playing valorant with slime for the last two nights on stream and i have been loving it! great ep btw

I like how Ludwig crosses his legs so his crocs are in every shot

the couch idea is cool. i think i see the vision i wish nick got more time to explain. like maybe an extra 30min to and hour

week 2 of asking the yardmen to commemorate Breslin’s very real life with a gravestone on the new set

i actually like the couch, keep up the great work nick

I know that it is "Loud = Funny" but i crack up every time Nick screams and kinda peaks the mic

Next Patreon goal Aimen earns his bracelet

Honestly the male version of the craft box is just men keeping every spare part you have and a set of Allen keys in a plastic bag or coffee can until you die and never needing them.

I feel like a video with Slime going to a zoo would be kinda fire.

'this is the plot of the lego movie' LMFAOOOO ... it rly was 🥺

would have been hilarious if slime made a friendship bracelet for zipper

Next Patreon Goal: The Yard Goes to Hong Kong. Slime purposely contracts COVID. They do an episode INSIDE the COVID detention center

awh yes crackin open a cold one, cozying up on the couch, and turning my brightness ALLLL the way up...time to watch the yard😀

You guys and Pod about List help put me in time warp during my work shifts

That’s crazy, I was tested positive on arrival too- but l got the option to stay with family, the facilities were actually scary to look at

the barn mid set fucks me over because i'll be benching, start laughing, and get my neck snapped by the bar

Lud wearing crocks in 4x4 mode while chilling on a pod is crazy

In this episode Lud comes to bear with the consequences of finally having made his friends rich

“do you like it” slime, in disgust: …no?

Ludwig is a Bad Person Slime is a Loud Menace Aiden is a Quiet Monster Nick is a Rizz GOD

Great ep to start the new year, genuinely made my day

12:30 instant classic back n’ forth

In no world is slime the funniest in this group lmao, he is at best 3rd

The thumbnail is great and slimes lexapro joke made me laugh a lot

As they brought up fantasy football, I am taking this chance to brag. This is my third year playing, and the two years before I got last both times. This year, I won our league. What’s even crazier, I had it on auto-draft because I couldn’t make it the day we drafted (thanks marching band 🙃). All this to say I am hyped with this underdog win

Aimen looks like Albert Camus this episode. :)

Shouldn't have planted that listening device in the legislature council, hope he get through this

the slippi hat goes hard

Oh this is some good yarn. Top notch quality

I also have a craft box; enrich your lives bois.

I'm from Hong kong. The covid facility is awful from what i heard from others. Nothing is cleaned, dogshit food, basically a worse prison.

hi aiden i had the same new years resolution 7 years ago and I still play today, sometimes all you need is a first step

It’d be dope if The Yard did something like a Trash Taste Special. No schedules but every once in a while they go out and do cool shit.

Welcome to the Love Island UK fan club Lud. It’s the most pure form of trash TV + funny accent

1:14:30 Ludwig is the "This with a blunt would be fire" guy but for streaming

look how happy the friendship bracelets made eamon gamon, i love this little podcast it is my escape after retail shifts that make me want to do what slime tells his fans to do, but im 16 minutes in and this is the gayest podcast yet

I listen to the episodes while I am trapped in a music university practice room while blowing into a piece of metal. Thank u guys

Nick is still effortlessly cool in the new year

50:28 Why is nobody talking about the bars Lud spit in that ad read. Kept the PCast on course and absolutely toasted Slime☠️

Nicks couch is literally church pew with padding

Aiden is the best tank player in competitive podcasting

15:00 I am, right this moment, on the train going to the gym. I feel so attacked

“They give your butt such a good time” -Mogul Mail

Ludwig was right on the Hawaii pronunciation

I like how Slime always says they're doing a shit podcast and not being funny, while I'm dying of laughter all episode

Ever dream this couch?

It’s so funny that Aiden gets so mad a zipper for fact checking the patreon bonus episode number and then at the end for the bonus ep preview it says ep 77

friendship bracelets 💖

Funny story about sign language...school trip to Disney World, we were on the shuttle going to the park. Shuttle is super loud and my friend is hard of hearing so we start cracking jokes and making fun of people in ASL. Little did we know, this girl a grade below us knew everything we were saying because her mother works with deaf students

We'll put it on the shed, just below the camera shot 😂

Ranked melee has completely revitalized my love for the game it’s wild

Mr. Feeny hasn't been piping the last two episodes, I hope he's alright

YESS AIDEN!!! I'm learning French rn and I adore it. Everything you said about learning a language and French specifically are my exact thoughts.

45:18 I keep coming back bc Nick’s impression is just so funny😭😭😭

For the 2 people that play dwarf fortress Nick entered a strange mood

Ranked melee 6:58 is the same when you play Yu-gi-oh and the enemy just ends up giving up mid way of your combo

The male equivalent to crafts is shop projects like woodworking.

Nicks 70s couch could actually be tight as hell

In terms of funniest on the pod, here’s my list (even though my opinion doesn’t matter because I don’t know them personally): 1. Slime 2. Nick 3. Aimen 4. Lud Slime is the most consistently funny. By far my favorite. Nick hits a lot, but when he misses it’s pretty bad. Aimen is just wholesome and sometimes he’s hilarious when he adds in on the others cracking jokes. His reaction to being gaslit is also pretty funny. Lud is funny sometimes, but it definitely feels like his creative juices are used more to making his stream funny.

The best part was when Slime shut down Lud's speech with "ZZZZZZZZZZZZmimimimimimi" and then took the opportunity to parody Nick's dream couch as well. I don't know if Lud/Nick will ever be able to recover from that

Hey slime I'm sorry for saying "that was your guy?" When you and lud were playing valorant a couple nights ago and losing to that neon in a death match. Later on heard u say that comment made you angry n ruined your night, didn't mean to. Love the pod

I love slimes socks! Way better than the grandpa ones lol

The Aimen impressions at 40:15 tOOK ME OUT😭😭😭😭

Why is there not a universal sign language today.. Like imagine if that was the world wide common language, French and German, no problem, just sign.

The censored bit was definitely slime saying he'd be less toxic in some way. Like "won't tell people to kill themselves" or smth

Nick is the most powerful yard member

Instant Classic

HAPPY NEW YEAR YARDIGANS