Things Cowboys Don't Say

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4 жыл бұрын

All the things you will NOT hear a cowboy say! The motivation for this video came straight from Earl Dibbles Jr. video, "Things Country Boys Don't Say." Earl and Dale have a lot in common, they are greats in their respective industries. See Earl's channel below! From now until May 5th enjoy free shipping on DaleBrisby.com with code: FREESHIP
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Who is Dale Brisby!? Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He crawls outta bed the same way he crawls into the bucking chute, ready to keep it 90! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! We all know that one guy who's always playin. You find yourself wondering every time he opens his mouth if its a serious story or another joke. You think to yourself, "You play too much! But it is funny. And you're good looking. And I want to name my kid after you. And you're a legend. And I want you to kiss my wife on the mouth!" Well that guy is me! Sometimes when I open my mouth, I don't even know if what I'm about to say is credible, so I can't imagine how you feel! However, if it isn't true, it otta be! Thanks again for joining!

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@DaleBrisbyBullRider 3 жыл бұрын

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@EverythingN.Nothing 4 жыл бұрын

I left a gate open 32 years ago and I STILL can't sit down.

@madisongroves9398 4 жыл бұрын

Lonestar Ranger felt that...literally

@brockbaker9500 4 жыл бұрын

Ass still hurt from dads boot up your ass or he shove your head up there got lucky never done that

@DC-ei9vl 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure my neighbors kid used to do that on purpose. Hated that little bastard.

@HD-xd2jh 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@devinmichaels6558 4 жыл бұрын

Madison Groves 😂😂😂

@jdub3816 4 жыл бұрын

“Just leave the gate open” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@devildog3606 4 жыл бұрын

Lest a gate open 25 years ago still can’t sit down

@hazellevesque7773 3 жыл бұрын

^^ felt that

@smittysmeee 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone who grew up cattle country remembering their Dad's belt: 😣

@AG-sp9zt 3 жыл бұрын

@@devildog3606 *copied comment*

@devildog3606 3 жыл бұрын

@@AG-sp9zt not purposely copied just tell the truth

@AG-sp9zt 4 жыл бұрын

Things Cowboys don't say: Things English riders say:

@HavvahartKL 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing 😂

@graceofgrace5562 4 жыл бұрын

I ride English but learned western so everyone looks at me like I’m insane when I work... oops

@sofialol6613 4 жыл бұрын

The reason I went to the comment section was to find this, thank you.

@sofialol6613 4 жыл бұрын

@@graceofgrace5562 oop- Same here lol

@AG-sp9zt 4 жыл бұрын

@@graceofgrace5562 same!! well sorta. I started off riding western but didn't progress very far. Once I started to learn how to trot, that's when I found English riding! I fell in love with show jumping and dressage and I wasn't very fond of the western displcines. So I switched over

@christophermiller9516 4 жыл бұрын

This feels like if city boys just decided to have a laugh and try to be cowboys for a week

@r0tting_.Bxnes4 4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Miller omg yassssss!

@lisathuban8969 4 жыл бұрын

City boys don't talk like that either. City girls do.

@tripodurra 4 жыл бұрын

Hey I’m city but my hearts country don’t bust on people just cause they’re city

@annabelledubose616 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they didn't say he-aaa-h

@MarekUtd 3 жыл бұрын

City boys rather get a job that actually pays well.

@ranchurdhimster4955 4 жыл бұрын

"I wear underwear." I for one say it should be called going cowboy.

@itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 жыл бұрын

My dad always said “The only thing between me and the good lord is these pair of britches.”

@sally180 3 жыл бұрын

In Australia, it is 😂😂

@heatherheath9980 4 жыл бұрын

I once saw a guy listening to Havana, while fixing his tractor. With his southern accent he said, "This is really good! Have you heard this before." I almost lost it. That was so out of place.😂

@Lee-hp1wg 4 жыл бұрын

Heather Heath he’s just vibing

@haydensingleton3620 4 жыл бұрын

Hawvaenna ooh naw naw 😂

@Sage-qd6tf 3 жыл бұрын

The tough ass farmer in chief on the farm I stack hay for said he listens to Lady Gaga once in a while. I thought that was kinda cool, cause like listen to whatever you want, you know?

@Just1American1966 3 жыл бұрын

Like Uncle Joe and "Despacito"..

@garyguerin5806 3 жыл бұрын

Who the heck is Havana??

@natashasavage8039 4 жыл бұрын

“Easy Carol Baskins” 😂😂😂😂😂

@karal8617 4 жыл бұрын

Natasha Savage I’m dead😂😂😂

@natashasavage8039 4 жыл бұрын

Sliding Into Everyday ....Right? 😂😂😂😂

@Remi-px4qn 4 жыл бұрын

Had had me 😆

@natashasavage8039 4 жыл бұрын

Remy_3355 😁

@willfromsc1168 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!!!

@The_CIA 4 жыл бұрын

*_"Nah, we don't need to check the fence today - it should be fine."_* Lol that'd be mine.

@splashkid8410 3 жыл бұрын

Uh....😅

@iloveamerica8541 4 жыл бұрын

We wanna see them outtakes

@wyatthersom6579 3 жыл бұрын

HELL YEA

@oMegaEddy13 3 жыл бұрын

ON GOD

@skylerwolfer1283 3 жыл бұрын

Yes we do come on

@oakleyfisher5024 3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes

@cameronbennett5085 4 жыл бұрын

“You’ve got a bug on your shoulder” *snorts*

@gracewillie 3 жыл бұрын

2:14

@Ogrematic 3 жыл бұрын

I gotta show this to my uncle. I don't know whether he's gonna laugh or zap me with a cattle prod again, but it'll be funny either way.

@wendigoexotics6536 3 жыл бұрын

Again 😬😅

@ingridhk4285 4 жыл бұрын

I haven’t watched a single cowboy-related video ever. I need to know what youtube’s algorithm was thinking with this one

@itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been watching some red dead redemption videos then this pops up.

@grettahucht5617 4 жыл бұрын

Same!

@vaulimere 4 жыл бұрын

Comedy?

@ingridhk4285 4 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart where?

@ok-iz2tc 4 жыл бұрын

@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 same man xd

@paytonanthony9251 4 жыл бұрын

“The cows are vegan” I’m weak 😂

@madisongroves9398 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t have cattle so I can’t relate that much but one time I did leave the gate open to my horses and I had to walk for 3 miles .....NEVER AGAIN

@bubbabitty5438 3 жыл бұрын

“Put some kale in a blender, a little cumin and essential oils, mix them then, rub it round the edge of your beer” 😂😂😂

@adjacentchannel 3 жыл бұрын

"Kinda feeling it might be to muddy to ranch today" 😂

@briaschalesky6628 4 жыл бұрын

“Just Leave the Gate Open” NOOOOOOOOO PLZ NOOOOO 😭🤦🏽‍♀️😭

@CharlieAnneCaves 4 жыл бұрын

"You got a bug on your shoulder." That reaction is what got me to hit the like button. 😂😂😂

@jswart3179 4 жыл бұрын

The funniest one has got to be when he got of his horse at the end🤣

@melinatafarella9775 4 жыл бұрын

"thats a gelding." "Gender neutral" 😂

@joeryan9130 4 жыл бұрын

Was this a trailer to broke back mountain

@hu4l.117 4 жыл бұрын

Haha gross 😂😂

@TurningGuns 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the sequel 😁

@johnmott8278 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's real cute until you realize that cowboys ranchers and Farmers have fed this country and thousands of other countries since the founding of america. And guess what, we are all about to lose that

@lolwtnick4362 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmott8278 lose that? or sell it to mcds and real estate developers to get filthy rich?

@lancejames7072 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmott8278 there is not anywhere close to a thousand countries

@outthasky 4 жыл бұрын

The Prius trailer hitch line almost made him break.

@georgie3821 4 жыл бұрын

“Easy Carol Baskins....She’s a saint!”

@westxranchin 4 жыл бұрын

“Easy Carol Baskins... she’s a saint!” Hahaha! ! !

@bobbyholloway9776 4 жыл бұрын

"If you wanna take a step then take a step!" 😂😂

@fearlesssfcappuccino 3 жыл бұрын

"I kinda feel like it might be too muddy to ranch today." XD OMG. These are fantastic

@marshallwhite7324 4 жыл бұрын

"Take a quick selfie of me"

@adensmith834 4 жыл бұрын

Ropin’ and Ariana Grande ain’t something that goes together, Ol’ son.

@joshsqualitylawncare8585 4 жыл бұрын

Aden Smith no it doesn’t?

@cowboypoet2067 4 жыл бұрын

When you're on the wagon 3000 head deep on branding season sometimes you need a little Dangerous women old son

@adensmith834 4 жыл бұрын

Josh Dettamanti: ya got me there ol’ son

@danceswithspiders2309 4 жыл бұрын

Hey I'd rope an tie her in a New York minute 🤠

@adensmith834 4 жыл бұрын

45cc Country: I’m inclined to agree with ya’ partner

@redgator652 4 жыл бұрын

If dale brisby dont like this comment he aint no cowboy ol son.

@lukeescamilla9386 4 жыл бұрын

I do love fire smell not gonna lie sometimes I stand in the smoke on Perp-us

@mbower50 3 жыл бұрын

“Just leave the gate open” hahaha I’m dying

@quinbrady 4 жыл бұрын

"We designated a smoking section."

@neppietism 3 жыл бұрын

im not at all a cowboy, in fact i live in nyc, but i still enjoyed this video like i understood what everything meant and after like 9 months. god we love youtube’s recommendations

@joseywales7930 4 жыл бұрын

Gender neutral. Dude coffee came out my nose.

@-Beidou- 3 жыл бұрын

"New hitch on a Prius..." I died. 😂

@johnpierce2095 4 жыл бұрын

the horse makes the rules lol

@BidenCrashenomics 3 жыл бұрын

"We designated a smoking section." On a ranch 🤣

@geraldfrost4710 3 жыл бұрын

by the branding fire...

@alissag.8150 4 жыл бұрын

"Leave the gate open" made me snort-laugh. 😂😂

@steveforsing13 3 жыл бұрын

Man couldn't even say Prius without almost laughing. Mad respect.

@angeliquebenham9795 3 жыл бұрын

I live on a ranch, the "light to moderate" ranching made me spit my coffee!

@sarahc.6222 3 жыл бұрын

The “you got a bug on your shoulder” really cracked me up 😂

@nmelkhunter1 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best video Dale has ever made. It wasn’t a 90, it was a 190! On to the next one Ol Son. And I don’t mean Starbucks...

@joshsalwen 3 жыл бұрын

“You got a bug on your shoulder.” 😂

@SquirrelgrlandChar 3 жыл бұрын

1:30 ya know what I hate, the horse trying to untie its self in the background 🐴

@katesampleseverything 4 жыл бұрын

I almost had a heart attack when he said "just leave the gate open". 😂

@YourMom-qk9pv 3 жыл бұрын

These are all things that I 100% heard or either said while living on a farm. This is so hilarious. I saw a man singing "wap" while fixing a fence once. I appreciate that man.

@jonerickson2358 3 жыл бұрын

I was born and raised in Montana. Spent a couple of summers running rodeo stock. NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!! "I think it might be too muddy to ranch today!!!!!"

@tudyk21 4 жыл бұрын

Had to look up who Carol Baskins is. Great video, though!

@jamietownsend3677 4 жыл бұрын

tudyk21 I asked my kids.

@itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 жыл бұрын

tudyk21 Some bitch from Florida.

@madisonmorris7394 3 жыл бұрын

@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 she’s a Florida woman?

@xxx-kf4wb 4 жыл бұрын

So they didn't say yee haw here... That means.... They actually say that... I interesting

@docwilson8343 2 жыл бұрын

“I was at the Arianna Grande Concert”…..LMAO!!

@minisoduh 3 жыл бұрын

“you thought you could put a NEW hitch on your prius without me noticing “ 💀

@Danka42 3 жыл бұрын

Me: probably never touched a cow in my life KZfaq: Here's a recommendation I know you'll love!

@14nevergiveup13 4 жыл бұрын

"Just Keep The Gate Open"

@wywyb88 2 жыл бұрын

"We're headed into town, you going to change your clothes? " needs to be on the list.

@laurynembree6430 4 жыл бұрын

That moment when you just got a order from him to make a set of custom spurs because that's what you do and now you are really excited but you dont know what to do now

@AverageMomma 4 жыл бұрын

I just abut died. So glad I stumbled across this gem.

@carloreubenvongerkin9760 3 жыл бұрын

Things cowboys don't say.... "Let's make a KZfaq video. Be sure to wear your cleanest clothes!"

@AustinAirCo 3 жыл бұрын

Taking the day off today, I milked those steers yesterday.

@UsernameSaraWithNoH 3 жыл бұрын

He could barely keep a straight face when talking about the Prius 😂

$@fractalcat3696$

@fractalcat3696 3 жыл бұрын

“I wear underwear” LMAO

@skyking228 4 жыл бұрын

I'll bet they both get mani-pedis… Fun to watch, thanks!

@virtualsarah247 4 жыл бұрын

This video fills me with a burning rage that I can’t explain. The pretentiousness is unrivaled 🤩

@depphead_edits9455 3 жыл бұрын

We all secretly love having our horses tails braided

@bricekey8276 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh that’s the funniest one you’ve ever posted. Nailed it!!! 😂🤣

@comptonghost9013 4 жыл бұрын

This is a funny one man i need a 67 year old rancher here soon

@lastfridaynite1 3 жыл бұрын

"Easy Carol Baskin!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰I'm so dead lmao!!

@LizzyTexBorden 4 жыл бұрын

"......like I wouldn't even notice." LOL.

@sjfarish 4 жыл бұрын

I did put a trailer hitch on a Ford Fiesta one time back in 1979...lol To pull a little jon boat and it worked out pretty good but looked pretty stupid though...

@9989Wolverine 4 жыл бұрын

the carol baskins comment killed me lol

@danieljm41 3 жыл бұрын

2:57 “Gender Neutral.” 🤣🤣🤣

@stevenrichards8880 4 жыл бұрын

It's like the horses are looking at these guys going..."what the hell".. Well done gentleman.

@b5maddog 4 жыл бұрын

Please if there are outtakes please please post

@MickeyGreenEyes213 4 жыл бұрын

"Whoa Meredith" "That's a gelding" "Gender neutral" 😂😂😂

@Lucas-vk8fz 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao ..I think it might be a little to muddy to ranch today ...hahaha these guys made my day

@whitenoiseihearu4018 4 жыл бұрын

***Bug on the shoulder run... Lol Will make me smile straight into my last years....too funny.

@libertymyers1490 4 жыл бұрын

Dale: woah Meredith Leroy: that's a guilding Dale: it's gender neutral

@alanna4872 3 жыл бұрын

This is literally exactly what it’s like at my all female, English barn.

@geraldfrost4710 3 жыл бұрын

"Take a quick selfie of me!" Yep. With a hair flip and a giggle.

@TheOReport1994 3 жыл бұрын

Y'all give me so much hope! Love y'all!

@codyroden719 4 жыл бұрын

We’re’d you get tickets to that” was the best part

@joshcossaboom7316 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this!!

@maxsanchez2339 4 жыл бұрын

“Gender neutral” 😂

@qmartin1997 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how I got here but I am glad.

@AbesShenanigans 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing I've ever watched

@laffin_out_loud 3 жыл бұрын

This would be a Gen Z cowboy.

@anthonylombardo4829 3 жыл бұрын

Nah this is a liberal cowboy.

@emettdiede6318 4 жыл бұрын

“Pastures are too green”

@brooksequine7621 4 жыл бұрын

You fellows are TOO FUNNY ! A hitch on the " Prias " - hahaha ha !

@Kholoured 3 жыл бұрын

Omg lmao "easy Carolyn haskins, shes a saint" I about died

@cynicismpiee 4 жыл бұрын

Me, a Northerner: Ah, yes, the unknown language of *South*

@bendover3820 3 жыл бұрын

Diversity is our strength, That's something a CowBoy wouldn't say!

@keeptrying5962 4 жыл бұрын

WONDERFUL. I love it. Thank you!

@pastorofmuppets8834 3 жыл бұрын

I love the "maart as weell" responses.

@juleswins3 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen a cowboy wearing a hat quite like his, either. Or jeans come to think of it.

@harrisjuan1564 4 жыл бұрын

I always thought they were kind of funny. Come to think of it. JB must roll that way too. Lol

@DaleBrisbyBullRider 4 жыл бұрын

you ain't no cowboy

@harrisjuan1564 4 жыл бұрын

Dale Brisby keep it 90 ol’son. Now give me some hearts. Lol

@squarebodyjesus6138 4 жыл бұрын

@@DaleBrisbyBullRider I second that my guy

@HubertofLiege 4 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I can’t see their eyes.....window to the soul.

@bonesc7201 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my all-time favorite videos... I laugh so hard I got tears rolling down my face... that reminds me I'm going to get some quieter Spurs tomorrow...