Things Farmers Say During Harvest

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Things farmers say during harvest! Share if you can relate. Comment below if you can think of other things farmers say!
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@cornhusker221 3 жыл бұрын

I remember my dad saying "Why are you boys so rough on everything?!","Take it easy with that!", and '"Be more careful next time!" or how about "What did I JUST SAY!"

@thepioneerhomestead 3 жыл бұрын

“ This is why we can’t have nice things!”😂😂😂 Thank you farmers!!!💗

@imdafarmergamerboy1650 3 жыл бұрын

One of my frequent sayings during harvest..."the guys that built this never had to fix it!"

@pierreberzas2004 3 жыл бұрын

Or if it ain’t one thing it’s another and it’s always something

@ruralrouteliving 2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard I had to pause 30 seconds in! We don’t crop farm, but have said most of these during hay season.

@nickardoin8430 3 жыл бұрын

Dad has his priorities in line. “What’s gonna break today?” “Slow down you’re gonna tear it up.” “Slow down you’re gonna plug it up.” “What were you doing going through that mud hole?” 😂

@amnesia1460 2 жыл бұрын

As a daughter of a farmer I agree this is exactly what they say u just need more angry cussing when a combine break😂

@WhiteTiger333 3 жыл бұрын

"Let's see what I can break today". "This field isn't gonna harvest itself". "They're gonna leave the parts on the backside of the building, behind the tree, in a box". Love these!! What a relief when harvest is done! At least you don't have tobacco stripping to look forward to. :D What you do have is a massive harvest that makes KY fields look downright puny.

@stefanimoore271 3 жыл бұрын

Lol and our parts store is far enough away im always like give me a pic the product number and tell me what its supposed to do so I can double check everything!

@kenleafreesmeyer9164 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most relatable video ever! "This is why we can't have nice things!" is my dad's favorite line!😂 All of these sound like my family!! Thanks for another great video!

@keithnavarro2930 3 жыл бұрын

"I thought YOU ordered more diesel!"

@tractorboy31 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@sexygalval1443 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@pfisterfarms1046 3 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@MrMagnum7220 3 жыл бұрын

“Gets in combine” Fuel gauge below 1/4 tank. “I knew I should gotten fuel.” Took truck fuel tank.

@davidgahm4703 3 жыл бұрын

I got quite a chuckle out of this video ! The funny thing is as a retired farmer there was so much of the dialog I am certain that every farmer shares .

@nebraskafarmer9015 3 жыл бұрын

True, true and more true! I loved your list of field names. Every farmer names their fields either by who they bought it from, it's location, ie, creek pivot, or field characteristic. "The swamp"

@AlphaRomeoOneFive 3 жыл бұрын

"It ain't broke until it's broke broke" 😂 facts!

@peggyrider2364 3 жыл бұрын

That one got me 🤣

@michaelmaker8169 3 жыл бұрын

I always heard don't fix it 'til it's broke. God bless the Farmers. Thanks yal.

@jacwilson2578 3 жыл бұрын

words from a wise man

@straight-pipedgaming9192 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who thinks is hilarious LOL keep it up

@lindalarson6228 3 жыл бұрын

Need the farmer wife's version: "When is he coming home? Did something happen to him? Wonder if I should go check.... I just don't know when to have lunch ready....etc" Whos' going to do chores?

@stefanimoore271 3 жыл бұрын

Need a proof of life text:-)

@pierreberzas2004 3 жыл бұрын

“Where is he why is he out so late”

@michaelmaker8169 3 жыл бұрын

Ya I think that be good one. Lol

@cmiller974 2 жыл бұрын

You should been a farm wife before cell phones and two way radios!!! Talk about fun!!!😳

@michellejohnson1767 2 жыл бұрын

You guys nailed it!! I laughed watching this because I have heard most of those comments if not all of them! Love these videos because they celebrate the rural way of life- best life in the world. Bless you guys!

@jessemaier8681 3 жыл бұрын

Peterson bros!!! I am missing harvest yet again due to service. THANK YOU for making me laugh out loud and smile non stop for 6 minutes straight. My family and I incredibly miss this time of year. I especially love conning your wife in to picking up parts in a box by a tree! My wife grew up in San Diego and has had the opportunity to experience all of this! God bless you guys!

@nealmeier8160 3 жыл бұрын

Same comments over the 70 years I’ve been farming. Well done guys. Right on

@mordeys 3 жыл бұрын

omg... my parents owned a small cafe in eastern Colorado. we would contract out with local farmers and harvest crews to bring out food. my dad had farmed some when i was younger. so he was glad to make it easier on them. we would stay open for them sometimes till well after midnight so they could get a chance to relax. almost everyday one of the foreman's or our locals would ask us to stop by "insert shop name here" on our way out. or can you drop this off when you get back. we took messages for the guys( late 90 early 00s) just basically the hub. the crews would drop their thermos's off with us at night. by next morning's they were washed and filled with fresh coffee. breakfast sandwiches and such ready to go for the ones that didn't make breakfast. which was always the same for everyone. so to be easier on the cooks to have things made in advance. man i miss that. it was really hard work but you knew you were getting paid nice and part of something so much bigger than our little area. thank you for the happy memories.

@WhiteTiger333 3 жыл бұрын

Loved reading this! There's nothing like being a part of a farming community - whatever role we play in making everything happen when it needs to happen.

@ccrawford3525 3 жыл бұрын

always loved the small farming communities......folks looked after each other....grew up in Kansas and saw alot of this....you all stay safe....

@michaelmaker8169 3 жыл бұрын

"I miss it." Reminded me of days at the fair, serving people. Learned "it's better to serve than to be served." Hard work but rewards are best. You find family in your neighbors. God Bless.

@rebelbecky276 3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's service!

@HelloL.G. 2 жыл бұрын

♡♡♡♡ what a blessing!

@markhenderson4204 3 жыл бұрын

I love Kendall's "This is why we can't have nice things" ! :)

@rebelbecky276 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for exposing the real life of a farm. It's not all fun all the time😂

@gracewhitaker1702 3 жыл бұрын

“Who planted this?...Oh right that was me.” 😂

@dangeissinger4906 3 жыл бұрын

My dad does the planting. He admitted to falling asleep in the one field. I usally run the forage harvester. He came up with a reason to harvest the field he fell asleep in. I never got to see how bad it was.

@nancyanderson6741 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like there's a touch of urgency in everything a farmer might say! lol!

@ZackVDH 3 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's about right. haha

@nancyanderson6741 3 жыл бұрын

@@ZackVDH Yep! As I thought!

@friendship1957 3 жыл бұрын

Good to see dad join in the video. Great as usual.

@aliceinstitches471 3 жыл бұрын

OMgosh!!! I recognize soooo many of those phrases! And...say remember! Lol!!! My grandfather and dad used those phrases...logger/orchard manager (GF) and loggers son/Army (Dad). Love "git 'er dun'!!!" Thank you for great video...made me smile.

@lydiahostetler4151 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my! I heard every last one when I was growing up. In some ways I do miss driving combine, but I definitely don't miss the crazy hours and the breakdowns. Happy Thanksgiving 2020.. Blessings to each at the Peterson Family Farm.

@lancedever5633 3 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite. Wife When will you be home? Me “in a bit” that is anywhere between 5 minutes and 4 hours. Most of those made me laugh. Probably have heard most of them. This is a great video.

@robertaus8420 3 жыл бұрын

Harvester driver : I don’t have enough fuel to finish. Cart driver: we are nearly done just keep it going. The other one that scares me is : what did I just run over

@hezekiahborchard6599 3 жыл бұрын

Ive heard every single one of those😂😂 I'm the grain cart driver and its impossible to make the combine/truck drivers happy lol

@Rodeo07 3 жыл бұрын

I can tell ya from the other side. Y’all are always in the wrong place! Just kidding though. Without the grain cart driver we would have to drive the combine back to the truck at 6 mph.

@lukegroeneweg4464 3 жыл бұрын

Oh the frustrations of farming. So true. Oh well next year will be better. 😜

@jamidennisablard1618 3 жыл бұрын

My husband's favorite answer whenever I ask him something - "well, we'll see what happens." I told him I am going to have that inscribed on his head stone. LOL

@peggyrider2364 3 жыл бұрын

3:58 -- that was a hell of an ope......making Wisconsin proud :"))

@stevenicoson6670 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this video. Absolutely the best you have done. I am still laughing with tears in my eyes. Wow. Reminds me of my days with family on the farm. Heard many of those before. Great video. Thanks. Iowa farm boy from years ago.

@janeisch6143 3 жыл бұрын

This is so true to a day in the life of a farmer! How do I know?😂😂 Been there and done that. Thanks!!

@sspike-pf5mr 3 жыл бұрын

“I didn’t break it I was just running it when it broke”

@stefanimoore271 3 жыл бұрын

Cracked us up as we just got done Saturday and came into the house like we got 3 days to regroup stuff for Thanksgiving:-) Want a side video of the farmers wife/ like helping for a few minutes (shut down the food/turn off electric/get all the critters in a pen/pack food no idea when you'll be back!) Or the getting the parts (its a 3 hour round trip!) Love being a farmers wife but it cracks me up. Now onto splitting wood before hunters are back or hunting if you need food or . . . Onto fixing all the things that broke! Then in January there's the magic blink;-) the one that says next year will be better and all the hard stuff is forgotten 🤣😉

@erinmazza548 3 жыл бұрын

Um...YEP!! I'm the farm wife and I don't know how many parts runs I've done and had to find the special after hours box where the part is stashed at!

@Agriking 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true.

@pierreberzas2004 3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@iamsecond3625 3 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing because I know the feeling! Love y'all!

@ronniesorter1888 3 жыл бұрын

Or "Turn left where the old schoolhouse used to be.." Very common if you're a trucker on a harvest crew. Lol

@ronniesorter1888 3 жыл бұрын

@James Marquis Exactly!! Sometimes farmers forget you aren't from around there. Sometimes they even give you the wrong directions and then say " I must have told you wrong..."😂😂😂

@hankelrod7315 3 жыл бұрын

Before we take the combine home drive around & make sure we didn’t forget any fields....I can get the rest of the field on this wagon.....honey, can you bring me a pitchfork & some soap& water? And some bandaids? And some coffee? And some twine? And a can of diesel? And a sandwich? Never mind honey, can you come & pick me up?

@jeffreyvandervoort8324 3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm these are said during harvest. This brings back memories (not the good ones).

@sarah_farm 7 ай бұрын

I never missed one video of yours,the food you made for your family looks very delicious and healthy,you are blessed to have an extraordinary talent,thanks for sharing your life with us

@thereforeayam 3 жыл бұрын

"The rock at the end of that row didn't get any smaller this year"...

@barbarasullivan7668 3 жыл бұрын

That is the funniest thing I've ever watched.

@jamesmccracken5400 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious you guys nailed i was rolling just need to get wifes version it would be just as good i bet great job guys love your all videos Thanks for the laugh i needed one keep up the good work

@ieatedabee6943 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣❤️ Oh my gosh I love y’all!!!!👍🏻❤️🇺🇸 God Bless You ALL!! Thank you for ALL you All do!!!! God Bless America 👍🏻❤️🇺🇸

@MrDaChicken 3 жыл бұрын

Oh that was awesome. Words said by every farmer ever since the dawn of farming. Oh and I saw that 9/16" in the other tractor. Seriously. Go look. It'll be there.

@jacobpeely5257 3 жыл бұрын

“WHAT ARE THE ODDS!” Facts

@hankelrod7315 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed the whole way through this video!!!!! My wife could add a lot more!

@oxbo8430 3 жыл бұрын

I work for a canning company and I thought somebody was taping us! But our harvest last around a 100 days of pure fun.

@kathylavoie3105 3 жыл бұрын

You guys are so funny I couldn’t help but laugh

@debiheeb-koller1239 3 жыл бұрын

I could sure hear my dad in this. Farmer in the 1940's - 50's and early 60's... sugar beets

@Ticky66MN 3 жыл бұрын

That was awesome! Thanks Peterson Family!

@Queeniej53054 2 жыл бұрын

0:21 well let's see what we're going to break today. LOL 😆🤣

@falltimefor 3 жыл бұрын

Laughed throughout the whole video very funny . Never saw this kind of video before do it again soon.

@arassnibbor5327 3 жыл бұрын

Obviously the G rated version! I’ve heard all of these, but my dad and bother sprinkle in quite a few expletives.

@arthurok327 2 жыл бұрын

Howdy my Friends, All I got to say is.....Hahahahahahahahaha !! That is SO so very true lol Stay safe, Stay Calm and Farm on, Peace

@shawnmcreynolds3193 3 жыл бұрын

that is true we farmer say that sometim from sun up to sundown we feed the people thank you guys for what you do about us farmers

@dandylion2837 3 жыл бұрын

Nice ending! God bless y’all!!

@steiger256 3 жыл бұрын

I think you guys pretty much nailed every saying. Great video.

@TheBlestmomof2 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot "that's good enough" and the dog barking in the cab at every rabbit you kick up. Greetings from indiana!

@biggins25801 3 жыл бұрын

Good grief... this is all year for me it seems... you guys hit the nail on the head with this one!

@GriswoldFarms 3 жыл бұрын

Haha these guys are great 👍 🤣 😂 😄 😆

@garysellick7836 3 жыл бұрын

Peterson farm bros for life🚜🚜🚜

@bonniegraff9480 3 жыл бұрын

We didn't have phones and we had to wait for someone to come back and just make food and have it ready for my dad andy brothers and me and Mom to eat plus we had to milk the cows too

@raddison6084 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the memories... God Bless... you funny!!

@bobwin100 Жыл бұрын

You folks are a hoot!!

@michaelvrooman5681 2 жыл бұрын

as a farm country mechanic, I have heard " Ahh...I don't want to spend any money on that ole truck, I am getting a new one after harvest" for over 40 years.

@aimeedavis7810 3 жыл бұрын

This was fantastic! Super funny. Keep up the great work guys :)

@jimwoodard64 2 жыл бұрын

Yep! Don't miss those days!

@garrett2362 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, when we switched from corn back to beans, did you remember to turn the distributor on the leg? One of your best videos yet.

@thomaswalsh9465 3 жыл бұрын

This is so funny true lol. Great video

@lammetje2923able 2 жыл бұрын

😂 love it, we in the Nederlandse say lot of the samen thing.

@emmajoyce8211 3 жыл бұрын

So good for Sean

@alexdrake9931 2 жыл бұрын

" It never made THAT noise before!" " Honey! It's not THAT difficult to operate. Just run it till I get back. You'll be fine. Trust me". " Uh Dad... ill have to call you back. The highway patrol is pulling me over. How much do you think I got on this load?" " Yeah.. this is AJ. Can you keep the shop open long enough to fix a couple tires today? Yeah... I know you are getting married this afternoon, but we REALLY need to get this truck back on the road" " Honey.... yeah.. I know you are in labor in the delivery room right now, but do you think you can run the grain cart later today?" " Uh... Larry.. small problem... that 85 acres you did yesterday.. yeah... that's not OUR field. I don't know who owns that corn"

@beatekreuzer5025 2 жыл бұрын

Didn't know it is so common to have somebody work on the wrong field. Happened to me at my first job on a farm. Fortunately it was only a few acres and after harvest. No harm done, just did the neighbor a favor.

@alexdrake9931 2 жыл бұрын

@@beatekreuzer5025 lol... the wrong field scenario has only happened once with us. The custom combine operator was supposed to be doing a field a couple miles from our farm for us. When I got there, he was just starting in the field beside ours and I assumed he was doing it for the owner before he got to ours. So, I parked the semi and called dad to come get me so I could bring the grain cart. Once I got the cart almost there, he was calling me asking to dump on me. That's when I realized things just went bad.

@kyleblair4764 3 жыл бұрын

Good video, you covered most of it! Didn’t talk about market price or bin space... LOL!

@kevb3825 3 жыл бұрын

"We will take care of that on a rainy day.. . . ."

@westonwilcox4907 Жыл бұрын

The “grain tank full” made me laugh my ass off

@nfi806ihc 11 ай бұрын

Amazing video !!!! THANK YOU

@garysellick7836 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 im always looking for tools

@Florek93 3 жыл бұрын

The same in Poland :) Greetings

@MiTrucker37 2 жыл бұрын

I really like this guys! Great job!!! Listened to it 3 times now lol

@repentnow8823 2 жыл бұрын

Almost 6 minutes of absolute truth lol!

@patrickmorgan3326 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you get some time to relax this winter before you have to start preparing for planting.

@TessaGolden3 2 жыл бұрын

I think my favorite (and I'm not even through the entire video yet) is - well, let's see what we're gonna break today. :D :D :D :D :D SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

@bluecollarmillennial7214 2 жыл бұрын

"So is the leg at the elevator fixed yet?" That is one I got all the time growing up. Or the common one "well I don't know if it's 44-28-22 or 44-28-24 it's one of em?"

@grietje28100 3 жыл бұрын

I'ts the same all over the world...🤣

@farmboy2848 3 жыл бұрын

I think you covered them all. Couldn’t come up with another.. keep keeping it real men. Good luck 2021

@randy6650 11 ай бұрын

Enjoyed watching the video 😊

@MaryWehmeier 2 жыл бұрын

LOL Oh this sounds like home!

@KilogramOfSmores 3 жыл бұрын

"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"

@stefanimoore271 3 жыл бұрын

We died at this one. Classic line!

@howardbartel108 2 жыл бұрын

This is so true. Great job.

@StoneyRidgeFarmer 3 жыл бұрын

Ah.....always get a good laugh from your vids guys! Keep up the great work ..many blessings to you from our farm in North Carolina! Josh #stoneyridgefarmer

@bobmoot3943 3 жыл бұрын

Good

@RayBtwFn 3 жыл бұрын

Hiya Josh love your content