I work at a field, and I have seen everything they said.

What New Players Actually Say: 1.How bad does it hurt

The machine gun and sniper rifle one is so cringe but true.

At 1:36 the guys impression of Chris Farley was freaky good

And when you are reffing… “PUT YOUR MASK DOWN!” Literally every game

Didn’t know my local indoor paintball place had videos on KZfaq with million views

i've seen pretty much all of these but you forgot the idiot that takes his mask off in the middle of a firefight, or the people that call paintballs "bullets"

I've been playing for years now and it never once occurred to me to protect my groin since I've never been shot anywhere near there. That ending made all kinds of paranoid now lmao

1:25 was me when I first started lol

2:17 what every man is wondering

WE COULD BE SUCH GOOD SNIPERSSSS

as someone who just went paintballing for the first time ever today, this is 100% accurate

1:43 BEST CHRIS FARLEY IMPRESSION..

1:38 billy Madison anyone?

1:45 I love Chris Farley. This is the best thing I've seen all week

I remember when i worked at cousins paintball at the jersey field. I heard all of this and more. I still chuckle when people say “getting hit hurts” when part of your job is literally to get shot multiple times every weekend.. lol

"What are those tubes go into your barrel" "Your gun was how much?" "Hey bro will my gun shoot first strike?"

1:45 Billy Madison reference

The frozen paintball clip. So true. My dad used to run a paintball course in upstate New York. Frozen paintball were completely useless, at least they were 15 years ago. More often than not they'd just shatter in the barrel after being shot. During the cold winters I think he had to buy special paintballs to be able to even play games.

Having worked as a ref at a field, I can’t tell you how hilariously accurate this is.

you forgot the one dude who asks to borrow pain but never buys his own

*Looks at Marballizer* “Oh so those are the marbles?”

Sideburns is my favorite character. Such a great build up from the first meeting. 5/5 would go play just to speak with sideburns. Such a celebrity

1:50 love the billy Madison reference

*While getting shot at... "Sorry ref I know you said we can't take our masks off but mine got really foggy."

When a new player sees u all geared out and they ask are you a pro are you sponsored

My favorite is always "does that one shoot harder?!" I use a fancy magfed, so the answer is of course yes.

1:36 BILLY MADISON REFRENCE!

Nice subtle Chris Farley in there

0:45 thats what my friend said XD we roasted him so hard

The whole billy Madison bit with the frozen paintballs, I have no idea how many times I’ve heard it, but it’s 1000% accurate 😂

The Billy Madison bit had me chuckling. Well played.

I thought paintball would be good exercise, but now that I'm looking at some of the players...

Chris Farley as the bus driver in Billy Madison ahahahaha

The first one actually happened to me spot on my first time paintballing. It was in front of a whole crowed! I was soo embarrassed 😂

I just realized that the reason that my first paintball experience was so traumatizing beyond the point-blank team-killing was that we were playing outside in wisconsin winter 1:40

1:38 billy Madison lol

2:10 his helmet was upside down 😂

“when do we get out exo suits” 😂

You missed my newbie mistake: Paintballs were falling off at about ten feet, so I went to the guy behind the counter and asked what was wrong. Without even breaking eye-contact, he grabbed the gun, twisted the tank about a half-turn, and handed it back, to me. I think he has some experience with idiots like me, lol. Same day, I wasn't paying attention to my ammo hopper, it went empty without me noticing, and it took the ref calling from the side "Think you're empty, bud!" for me to realize I'd been dry-firing for quite a while.

LOL man started when I was 12 and just turning 22 this year.. god we use to say dumb shit like this, to funny!

1:34 that's A reference from the movie Billy Madison

Dont think we didnt see that billy madison reference dawg xD

The one and only time I’ve played paintball ( so far ) I was the only new player so I had no idea what to do yet didn’t say any of these things. Only because I had a buddy who introduced me to the crew as the one kid who had no idea what to do. I was shot in the facemask right between the eyes and at that moment I realized that this was fun af.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a noob talk about frozen paintballs, I'd have my own park.

Billy Madison reference was hilarious!

I had a great time at my friends birthday party, I recommend this place. It’s amazing!

1:34 that Billy Madison reference lmao

I was shot almost point blank in the balls once... The game was over and someone didn't hear that and shot me... Right there.... got really swollen.... and that was my first time ever playing paint ball!

I died of laughter at 1:24😂😂😂 the guy in green said when do we get our exo suits

I love how they did that scene from Billy Madison went back to school when the bus driver was saying that he had sex with a hot teacher LOL that was so funny

I’m actually a ref at a paintball park and I can say this is pretty accurate 😂

The lil Call of Duty kids get on my nerves some days when I used to ref.

Frozen paintball part. Chris Farley impression?

I SAW THE CHRIS FARLEY REFERENCE....Thank you and well done

Lol I remember a couple years before I actually started playing, I was talking about renting snipers

Anyone else catch that Billy Madison skit?!?

I remember saying "Nice helmet"

This is literally all soo true. I paintball at Blitz (Colorado) and i love when i walk around woth my gear and every one stops and stares. I even made a homeade Riot Shield that i use with my TipX pistol

I will never forget that place I’ve been there for my friends birthday and played in low compact and it was a fun experience

1:35 RIP Chris Farley

Another one is can I shoot fully automatic lol and if u have pro looking gear u get asked so many questions lol

At 1:00 are those guns semi automatic and what they called

Ran a field for 5 years and heard almost all of these every day!

Is this a re-upload. I think ive seen these before

You forgot: where do I fill up my NOS? My buddy uses a NOS tank and it shoots 1000 mph. Haha good video... I had a good laugh!

i work at a paintball field too I've almost heard all of them especially picking up crap off the ground and putting it in to the gun and saying it was not me when we know what number rental gear they have.

I rewatched this video and I finally understood the scene where there is dirt in the hopper due to the player picking up paint.

That Billy Madison reference 😂

The sniper part is the cringiest but truest shit on this list. I cant stand when kids go off about being a "sniper". Like kid paintball guns shoot like 100 feet not 800 metres.

1:35 Guy Reminds Me Of Chris Farley 👍🏽

0:10: I've only played like 6 times but AHHHH THAT HURTSSS

1:20 sounds like me

They forgot the classic rental gun run out of air trick so now it's a machine gun!

The Chris Farley skit was on point!!😂😂

When my sister went paintballing for the first time she had me shoot here a couple times with my marker so she knew what to expect. I also had her bite a paintball so she would know how it tastes and that it's totally harmless. She had a blast and came back with the welts to prove it

To be honest I've never played paintball. But I have played airsoft. Now I'm not saying they are the same thing but in some ways they are very similar. So I think i would be ok.

The ome thing every new players going to say "Is it going to hurt?"

Thank you for that Chris Farley shout out!

Pretty similar at air soft places too. But what always gets me is all the rentals just blasting the crap out of some random but specific wall.

Yep. Seen every one of these too.

that Billy Madison reference though

I love the little Chris Farley nod in their 😂😂😂 That Veronica Vaughn IS one hot piece of ace though….

As someone who recently played paintball for the first time with 17 friends who were also new to paintball, I can confirm most of these are true… especially the frozen paintball one

Um... that billy Madison reference though

Did anybody else catch that guy say that one line from Billy Madison

I’ve only ever played twice and I’ve never said anything like this , but my paintball place did have different types of guns , they weren’t like snipers or anything, but they had longer/shorter/faster ones

That scene that starts at 1:36, the big guy gives off real chris farley vibes...legendary.

I CANT BELIEVE YOU PULLED A FARLEY REFERANCE LOOOWWWWW.

1:35 Billy Madison Reference wonder who else caught that

Never watched a paintball video, never played paintball, never touched a paintball gun, and i still feel secondhand embarrassment from this 😂

0:40 When you play to much fortnite

2:08 Australian currency 10 dollars wut I thought they were Canadian

1:30 I’m sure no one has ever been that far away from society to say that unironically

I miss playing paintball. So much fun!

ah that billie maddison scene is dope, good vid

I hope I wasn’t like this when I started lol

1:25 That’s me when I first played but I killed it

I go to this same paintball place. It’s in Toronto Canada

2:04 I’m pretty sure you can adjust the velocity on a 98 custom, just keep it below 300 feet per second. ( I once increased my friends mini gs to 300 and got kicked out because I didn’t know the rules )