Things vocalists say in the studio

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Jared Dines

Jared Dines

9 жыл бұрын

This is a parody video of what I hear a lot of vocalists say in the studio. It's meant to be slightly exaggerated and humorous.

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@kennabarkdull48
@kennabarkdull48 9 жыл бұрын
"so if i inhale, and you reverse it, that makes it an exhale right?" I LOST IT
@Naku_u
@Naku_u 7 жыл бұрын
I'm actually so confused now... I can't wrap my head around what that would sound like.
@mannequingaming54
@mannequingaming54 3 жыл бұрын
While I was watching this video for the first time, I looked down and saw this comment. Right as I did, the line happened Epic
@nonfictionrambo6957
@nonfictionrambo6957 2 ай бұрын
#BroLove #666Pro #EndTimes #Celepretty #TFM
@user-ey5xw2nx9s
@user-ey5xw2nx9s 2 ай бұрын
I do the opposite. If you exhale and reverse it, then it's inhale
@eXeMagnum
@eXeMagnum 8 жыл бұрын
"SO IF I INHALE and YOU REVERSE IT, that's like an exhale RIGHT?!" YOOOOOOI BEST LINE!!!!
@Fuckyourselfgoogle
@Fuckyourselfgoogle 8 жыл бұрын
You forgot 'Sorry, I have kind of a sore throat right now'. Every day...
@matthewmixes7780
@matthewmixes7780 8 жыл бұрын
+Fuckyourselfgoogle "yeahhhhhh my allergies have been bothering me lately"
@AntivistDragz
@AntivistDragz 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Walsh "I don't wanna get mucus on the mic"
@xthatghomiex2939
@xthatghomiex2939 8 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I shredded my voice singing every harmony in Bohemian Rhapsody".
@shegolily
@shegolily 5 жыл бұрын
The accuracy😂
@DannyZabolotny
@DannyZabolotny 9 жыл бұрын
"So if I inhale and you reverse it, that's like an exhale, right?" Best line in the video, bravo.
@ConnorArbiter
@ConnorArbiter 9 жыл бұрын
genius, but still painful to think about :(
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 9 жыл бұрын
This is far too true. Great job, man!
@zornzon
@zornzon 9 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha, now that hit the mark for sure \m/
@wtalking1
@wtalking1 9 жыл бұрын
unless i missed it you forgot. I think there is something wrong with this microphone
@menteur4444
@menteur4444 9 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I LOVE YOU SPECTRE!!!
@ViciousPandas
@ViciousPandas 6 жыл бұрын
wow 2018
@tompreston3444
@tompreston3444 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm influenced by tiny Tim" - I lost it
@Masterminer11
@Masterminer11 8 жыл бұрын
"evanescence is not my idol", I literally cried xD
@crazydud3380
@crazydud3380 7 жыл бұрын
LAMSY Wouldn't make any sense for a male vocalist to idolize them.
@crazydud3380
@crazydud3380 7 жыл бұрын
I mean the joke didn't really make sense, as a male vocalist cannot really take much from Amy Lee by virtue of her being female.
@Rebel_Vamp1r3
@Rebel_Vamp1r3 7 жыл бұрын
well I am a female vocalist so Amy Lee is actually One of my references but yeah, it's normal for a Guy not to have her as a reference whether they like the band and her voice or not
@veronicadavanzo2064
@veronicadavanzo2064 7 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Visokey Your profile picture looks like my cat.
@jackskellington9570
@jackskellington9570 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Visokey They actuality can.
@cThreep
@cThreep 9 жыл бұрын
Here's one that could be added to the list: "Yeah, our guitar player couldn't make it tonight, but I can do all his parts anyways. Way easy."
@AHXchurch
@AHXchurch 9 жыл бұрын
"So if I inhale, and you reverse it, it's like an exhale, right?"
@ExplodingMusicSyndrome
@ExplodingMusicSyndrome 9 жыл бұрын
i think asking for water is perfectly reasonable lol
@gabrielhole-jones2547
@gabrielhole-jones2547 8 жыл бұрын
+En?gma Music the joke is that he isn't bringing his own- he's not prepared like the rest of the band is.
@ChaddeusThaddeus
@ChaddeusThaddeus 9 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate it hurts about 90% was basically me when I recorded an EP
@SirThomasTheAwesome
@SirThomasTheAwesome 9 жыл бұрын
What band are you in?
@ChaddeusThaddeus
@ChaddeusThaddeus 9 жыл бұрын
We're The Freaks, Currently waiting on our music but we should have it out soon!:D
@Koolmafiamanblade
@Koolmafiamanblade 9 жыл бұрын
Conor Slatz Just looked up your band on youtube. Pretty good.
@XZYLOSavage
@XZYLOSavage 9 жыл бұрын
"Who's the best vocalist you've ever recorded...Besides me obviously" HOLY SHIT, THIS IS DEAD FUCKING ON.
@josephmother6381
@josephmother6381 7 жыл бұрын
``So if I inhale, and you reverse it, it's an exhale, right?`` *wheeze*
@josephmother6381
@josephmother6381 7 жыл бұрын
Jared you slay me
@jellomantv
@jellomantv 8 жыл бұрын
add some reverb, delay, chorus, gain, flanger, phaser😂
@LeeHarveySnoswald
@LeeHarveySnoswald 7 жыл бұрын
MORE PHASER
@touringabyss7610
@touringabyss7610 4 жыл бұрын
EQ and compression too lol
@Tritsus
@Tritsus 8 жыл бұрын
Well Blink 182 is my idol ;_;
@FreestyleEntOnline
@FreestyleEntOnline 9 жыл бұрын
how bout the ''shit, I messed that up but can you still play that back to me'' or the ''delete that.......and after 20 minutes, hey do you still have the....''
@joshuang3919
@joshuang3919 7 жыл бұрын
0:39 me in every essay or speech.
@anhedonia4441
@anhedonia4441 7 жыл бұрын
you sir, made my day
@louisjoubert6848
@louisjoubert6848 4 жыл бұрын
Aghhhh brilliant!😂. Yes this comment is 3 years late😂
@solitajre222
@solitajre222 9 жыл бұрын
"Do you smoke? Like weed? You got any?". So true.
@ianmyrick4032
@ianmyrick4032 8 жыл бұрын
'Evanescence is not my idol' heh heh
@spacepirateivynova
@spacepirateivynova 8 жыл бұрын
"but, It sounds better when I cup the mic..."
@TheWypieh
@TheWypieh 9 жыл бұрын
Lost it at "I sound a lot like Phil Bozeman" & "No I don't inhale" Hahaha
@K4RN4GE911
@K4RN4GE911 9 жыл бұрын
Not one jab at the vocalists always asking for a beer? I don't know about you, but everyone I've met who records vocals has at least a couple of bottles during the session.
@simplifymedc
@simplifymedc 9 жыл бұрын
I may be in the minority, but I have never drunk any alcohol during recording sessions, and don't drink before shows(except for literally 1 time)
@cameronwilliams4738
@cameronwilliams4738 9 жыл бұрын
Beer is actually good for your voice, the bubbles and yeast relax your vocal cords and basically do a warm up without doing a warm up !
@simplifymedc
@simplifymedc 9 жыл бұрын
Cameron Williams not sure if you're joking, but i really hope you are..
@cameronwilliams4738
@cameronwilliams4738 9 жыл бұрын
No I'm serious look it up it works !
@nie_sluchowski
@nie_sluchowski 9 жыл бұрын
Cameron Williams "the bubbles and yeast relax your vocal cords and basically do a warm up without doing a warm up" oh my god.
@jasonphillips7521
@jasonphillips7521 8 жыл бұрын
I know singers that are like "I forgot what to sing next i'll just let the crowd sing it for me then."
@Johnny_Is_Dead
@Johnny_Is_Dead 9 жыл бұрын
Wow. Everything in this video is literally everything that came out of the singers mouth in my old band all the time. In, and out of the studio. In short the guy never shut his mouth lol. But exaggerated? I find that the level of realism is very strong in this one. Epic vid man.
@ApusFIN
@ApusFIN 9 жыл бұрын
This is so epic, man! As a singer of our band I can relate to at least half of these. Or fuck it - who am I kidding, I've probably said ALL of these in the booth.. :D Wich brings to my mind, I definitely need to show this to our recorder Sami Koivisto (we are heading to the studio the second of december. Only a few weeks from now, yikes!). He has done albums for exampe for Amorphis, Swallow the Sun and Medeia, so if someone has heard all of these - it's him! Cheers from Finland!
@Maffoo
@Maffoo 9 жыл бұрын
"High pass radio effect" lolololol
@Vaiskipelaa
@Vaiskipelaa 9 жыл бұрын
Me in the studio: "I still don't know how to do this. Gosh, I suck." "And what's with these drums? They don't go like that!" "And these sounds. They're so bad." "Holy shit we all suck dick."
@vincegalarza7736
@vincegalarza7736 9 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard that currently relevant band's new record?" XD
@benoitmariton2569
@benoitmariton2569 9 жыл бұрын
Aah can't get enough of your videos man! Thanks
@thelordsaunders
@thelordsaunders 9 жыл бұрын
As a drummer and engineer - you've nailed us all. I absolutely love these videos - thanks for the laughs!!
@backslash68
@backslash68 8 жыл бұрын
"Howard Jones is my idol" hahahahaha
@1D991
@1D991 6 жыл бұрын
I just spent the last hour of my life watching your vids. Definitely subscribing~
@Braxzilla13
@Braxzilla13 2 жыл бұрын
1:35 "Howard Jones is my Idol" And here we are in 2022 with SION being one of the best projects in metal today.
@Evilvengeance666
@Evilvengeance666 9 жыл бұрын
Jared, I like your videos. You crack me up all the time.
@matthewmirochna4456
@matthewmirochna4456 9 жыл бұрын
"The metronome's off." You're killing me bro too funny.
@alliepasswaiter
@alliepasswaiter 9 жыл бұрын
Or if it's me I am like "let's do another take". And everybody is like noooooooooooooo the last one is good enough! Perfectionist right here.
@Scootke
@Scootke 6 жыл бұрын
it's 2017 and this video still makes me rolling
@VokillCovers
@VokillCovers 9 жыл бұрын
True story :D
@gounderusbyMichaelTomlins
@gounderusbyMichaelTomlins 8 жыл бұрын
They hardly say anything.....cuz they are ALWAYS LATE!!!!
@sindrome6877
@sindrome6877 9 жыл бұрын
"Blink-182 is my idol" My favorite band. Had no idea you'd ever mention them 😂
@Cletus575
@Cletus575 9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha: "I think the metronome's off"
@sebastianfjorn
@sebastianfjorn 8 жыл бұрын
this was me 4 years ago, it's really spot on, so much that i feel embarrassed
@lydiasilverstein5770
@lydiasilverstein5770 9 жыл бұрын
This put me in the mood to eat a donut. But i really loved this haha:)
@ToaGatanuva
@ToaGatanuva 8 жыл бұрын
So if you inhale, and reverse it, it becomes an exhale right?
@Amusedtroubadour
@Amusedtroubadour 5 жыл бұрын
Much love to you Jared! Sadly, a lot of vocalists do act this way. Very egotistical and afraid to admit when they screw up. I’m a vocalist as well, and I try to embrace my screw ups because it helps me get better PSA to ALL vocalists who think they’re the shit. You’re really not. If it weren’t for your band, you would be an a capella mess up. Don’t hurt yourself please.
@le0mendez
@le0mendez 9 жыл бұрын
The "high -pass radio effect" lol. Great videos.
@craigjonesjr5820
@craigjonesjr5820 5 жыл бұрын
God you're so good at these
@mel30ish1
@mel30ish1 9 жыл бұрын
I could watch these videos all fuckin day! I so needed that giggle, glad I came here! Funny dude and fuckin cute too, being cute always helps when you're a funny dude!
@MixedRogueKhorri
@MixedRogueKhorri 7 жыл бұрын
omg why am I like looking back and asking myself have I said these things......( yes yes I have)...that tea part......everytime
@jarido12
@jarido12 5 жыл бұрын
This is why I do my production and vocals by myself XD
@LewisTaglialavore
@LewisTaglialavore 8 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for him to mention honey 😂
@benmiddleton9984
@benmiddleton9984 8 жыл бұрын
great stuff, Jared
@StevenJamesTX
@StevenJamesTX 9 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard my EDM side-project?" LOLOLOLOL!!! #RealLife
@Papri666
@Papri666 9 жыл бұрын
Man, my stomach hurts :D :D In every "say in the studio" video. I've not laughed so hard in years.
@triplef3v3r
@triplef3v3r 9 жыл бұрын
I almost shit my pants of this video. you're so funny bro!
@Nethrezar
@Nethrezar 8 жыл бұрын
0:26 I can hear Glenn Fricker screaming "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! BY CROM'S BALLS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!"
@tacoface1088
@tacoface1088 7 жыл бұрын
i fucking love his videos XD
@revdavid11
@revdavid11 9 жыл бұрын
"So if I inhale and you reverse it, that's like and exhale, right?" :D :D :D
@SG-_-245
@SG-_-245 6 жыл бұрын
10 questions scientists still can't answer "If I inhale and you reverse it it's like an exhale right?"
@DimBass
@DimBass 9 жыл бұрын
Your 3 "funny" video are awesome, I like your humor, make more fun vids!
@2confrontational
@2confrontational 9 жыл бұрын
agreed hahahahahahahah duuuude
@Blacktull89
@Blacktull89 9 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this video is over a thousand
@NuclearGrizzly
@NuclearGrizzly 9 жыл бұрын
You forgot, "Sorry I'm late" and " I gotta' cut out early".
@NightOfTheLiving8bit
@NightOfTheLiving8bit 9 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel awkward knowing that Phil Bozeman, is my actual friend.
@Pixelman16
@Pixelman16 8 жыл бұрын
"I´m kinda influenced by Tiny Tim" Oh my God xD
@Rebel_Vamp1r3
@Rebel_Vamp1r3 7 жыл бұрын
Amy lee is a reference for me but I am a female vocalist and have known Evanescence for about 13 years so I guess that's why haha, great video!
@MobileDecay
@MobileDecay 9 жыл бұрын
You forgot"I am the band!!!!"
@AMRL4
@AMRL4 9 жыл бұрын
" I totally sound like Phil Bozeman " LOOOOOL
@jimlahey6530
@jimlahey6530 9 жыл бұрын
*after every single take* "alright I'm coming in"
@PANDAxCLITx666
@PANDAxCLITx666 9 жыл бұрын
The Phil Bozeman part crucified me!
@PolakSteve
@PolakSteve 9 жыл бұрын
If you inhale and reverse it, it's exhale, right? haha made my day!
@StoriesOfSolitude
@StoriesOfSolitude 9 жыл бұрын
I produce myself usually, but I'm usually thinking all those things to myself. LOL
@johnmueller7647
@johnmueller7647 7 жыл бұрын
"Hey man do you uh, smoke like...weed?...you got any?"
@SadieGoetsch
@SadieGoetsch 8 жыл бұрын
eVanescence iS mY iDoL tHo
@iamthetable5450
@iamthetable5450 8 жыл бұрын
-_-
@brandoncarlson1565
@brandoncarlson1565 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm just trying to be as original as possible"
@avinavsharma7207
@avinavsharma7207 7 жыл бұрын
edm side project xD
@Stillblissstudios
@Stillblissstudios 8 жыл бұрын
Jared I just want to say. You're killin' it. Don't let the aliens abduct you!
@Tom-gv7hc
@Tom-gv7hc 7 жыл бұрын
just saw Phil Bozeman and Travis Ryan last night. So fucking amazing
@tecnoprisoners
@tecnoprisoners 8 жыл бұрын
inhale--reverse--exhale brilliant :))
@robsonbass6058
@robsonbass6058 9 жыл бұрын
Hah! Between you and SpectreSoundStudios, I get loads of comedy quality TONE! :D
@dimahenriksson8246
@dimahenriksson8246 6 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard my EDM side project?" That's Caleb Shomo right there. :D
@theoldeuropeguitars
@theoldeuropeguitars 8 жыл бұрын
"guys I don't have a mic with me. You got one around? Cables? What? What is a 5 pole socket?"
@SoulOfTheBoss
@SoulOfTheBoss 9 жыл бұрын
hahaha "Maybe some Flanger?" I lost it!
@franchesus
@franchesus 7 жыл бұрын
EDM SIDE PROJECT! How do you know my life first the bass one now this!
@christam24
@christam24 8 жыл бұрын
the cigarete line was the most absurd
@Andres9632
@Andres9632 9 жыл бұрын
Anyone who puts their cell phone into the mic... ugh.
@PaulRodriguez9
@PaulRodriguez9 9 жыл бұрын
i had to lol at the you got any weed part..that's my vocalist for sure!
@jawsrock1
@jawsrock1 9 жыл бұрын
You forgot one: "Got any Oxycontin?"
@williamcarvell4988
@williamcarvell4988 9 жыл бұрын
I like the Phil bozeman part hehe
@jonathanschmidt7874
@jonathanschmidt7874 9 жыл бұрын
I think the metronome is off ... Made my day! :D
@ericthefatman2395
@ericthefatman2395 3 жыл бұрын
is it just me or when he said "idol" it was so on spot of the previous one XD
@huntressxwizard
@huntressxwizard 6 жыл бұрын
"I just need to go smoke a cigarette real quick" I feel personally attacked
@gloomykasumi8580
@gloomykasumi8580 9 жыл бұрын
The screaming part was the best.
@ackearvidsson7180
@ackearvidsson7180 9 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard my EDM sideproject?" I'm dead
@eddrulz
@eddrulz 9 жыл бұрын
Reverse an inhale turns into an exhale. I lost it.
@STxEmpyre
@STxEmpyre 9 жыл бұрын
Pure gold
@SuperRobertb1
@SuperRobertb1 8 жыл бұрын
Awesome thanks so much I laughed so hard I spit my beer all over myself
@TheHiddenagendaLV
@TheHiddenagendaLV 9 жыл бұрын
''so if I inhale and you put reverse on it is like an exhale right?'' priceless
@andrewo607
@andrewo607 6 жыл бұрын
Inhale backwards is exhale. I love it
@blakeman135
@blakeman135 6 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Phil Anselmo at 0:47
@schweckles1142
@schweckles1142 6 жыл бұрын
"I think the metronome is off."
@nataliagolunga7948
@nataliagolunga7948 9 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! He is so funny!
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