As an Australian, we don't need Google to see a huntsman spider. We just need to go 3 feet away from our houses to see one

I found Sambucha's age, this is how. 9:41 Coming from the death clock, he is exactly 10,031 days old, which is 27.482192 years, 0.482192 years =176.120628 days, 0.120628 is roughly 3 hours. This means Sam is about 27 years, 176 days, 3 hours old as of time of recording. Assuming he recorded 4 days ago putting this in a calendar tells us he was born on Thursday, June 13, 1996 03:56:57 PM. If he uploaded today he was born on June, 17, 1996. if the margin of error is only a few days, so he is born about June 11 to June 17 1996 as shown. checkmate Sam. Idk if this will become a video abt me uncovering his age, but if he does manage to see this that would be cool

In Australia I can just leave my kitchen window open and 10 minutes later you have a pet hudsman spider 👌

I don't remember when this started, but I quickly adopted the mindset of "there's MANY other things that can cause what I'm feeling" when searching up symptoms. From there, I stopped worrying about the worst case scenario.

6:04 "Wet owls are scary" *proceeds to show the most goofy ahh lookin bird*

Sam: “Don’t worry, I took care of all the blurring” Also Sam: *censors only 1 or 2 of the images*

Imagine being treated like a criminal for obtaining knowledge from a public forum. It's called tyranny.

For your information: Babies with cyclopia basically never survive their birth, or die some time after leaving the womb. It is a rare birth defect, so don't really worry about it.

Sam is one of my favourite KZfaqrs to watch when there’s nothing to do

Babies born with cyclopia die shortly after birth, or are stillborn. What happens is the brain fails to seperate into 2 hemispheres, which results in the face not seperating into 2 parts either. They always have one eye socket, but sometimes have 2 eyes in the same socket. Sometimes no nose is present, but it can also develop above the eye, which is refered to as a proboscis. Mercury isnt the only substance that can cause this. This can result from many different toxic substances: Alcohol, cocaine, meth, other toxic metals like lead, and even certain medications. Inbreeding can also raise the chances of a baby developing cyclopia. It has a 100% fatality rate, there's unfortunately no chance for the baby to have a life, mainly because of the deformed brain.

16:45 nobody: me: **starts smacking pillow aggressively**

why did i decide to watch this while eating

A little sad but creepy fact about the cave explorer who got stuck: After he died of cardiac arrest, the rescuers determined that it's too dangerous for them to retrieve his body, so the best option is to seal the cave entirely. In short, his body is still there in that cave, in the same position he's stuck in.

i almost died of laughing when sam said: "sex? yes." at 9:20

For the POINTE shoe one if you take proper care of your feet like putting toe pads on and covering blisters etc then you should be able to prevent your feet looking as bad as some of the photos you see

4:14 calculus bridges are formed when plaque on your teeth isn’t cleaned and hardens into “tartar” or “calculus”

As an Australian, seeing a huntsman spider on the walls is very normal, and you simply just carry them outside :)

18:37 why did his voice just change 💀

6:05 why is the owl so flipin funny💀💀

1:58 lol i was eating while watching this

For those who don’t know, the Russian sleep experiment was a creepy pasta (scary made up story) that image of “what the subjects looked like” is a Halloween decoration.

"It's like Cat-Dog, but it's like Dog-Dog." - Sambucha, 2023

I found 9 large pieces of plastic in my Mcdonalds ice cream.

I got insomnia and have been up for days on end the most is 8 days and i see stuff and hear things that arent happening to me, really scary stuff

Talking about the ghost story i once went to a water park for 3 days,my mom rented a small house for us to stay in,the first day was normal,on the second day it was going to look for some sheets so i could cover myself but i couldn't find them, and i am scared of sleeping without covering myself, but i thought it didn't matter and went to sleep,keep in mind my parents were sleeping and my sister was sleeping too,and out of nowhere someone started knocking on the bedroom window,even though no one was there,and after 5 minutes i heard something coming from the kitchen,like someone was messing with the dishes,i stayed awake till 1 AM trying to sleep, that's when my mom woke up hearing the noise coming from the kitchen,and there was no one or nothing there,she gave me a sheet and said that if it really was a ghost it couldn't really hurt us, I don't know if the ghost went away but i went to sleep very quickly after that

Usually i can handle disturbing content with minor issues, but cyclopia makes me really unnerved on an innate level, one of the few disturbing things i’ll actively and consciously try to avoid.

Thee creepy looking thing from the Russian sleep experiment is actually just a Halloween prop, I had one around 15 years ago. I used to do an annual home haunted house.

13:45 actually the sense that you loose when you die is hearing but also touch

as I have worked as a construction worker it really is dangerous if you don't check what is dangerous and what isn't and I have gotten my hands injured and my feet, once in my feet with a nail and once with a wall falling, we were trying to take down shit in a room without breaking the floor, and I fell due to dust, got my hand hit with the partial weight of the wall, got my hand a bit busted, it was painful as hell, since it was my first hand injury, now I think I have some nerve damage in my right hand (main hand) and I really don't want to go back there, regardless of how good the pay is, never try to work as a construction worker if your body isn't fit enough, as all of the work requires a lot of stamina & endurance. In the end never try to go there without good equipment like iron point shoes, as things might fall in your toes and break them. P.S. I tried my best on using punctuation so do not tell me I used a lot of it, I tried my best in it since English is not my native language

Sam is the type of guy to tell us not to look things up then proceed to tell us exactly what they are and show them to us.

25:32 jesse we need to cook with this book

That whole pillow thing I heard that way before and now it used to give me a fear now I’m like just it’s fine

16:35 literally threw my pillow across the room at this part

Fun fact: Once I woke up and a huntsman was on my blanket… just watching me sleep. Scared the hell outta me when it tried to crawl onto my face. Moral of the story: spiders hate me

Sambucha: ‘wet koalas are so scary!’ Me: nah that’s me and my brother tryna get snacks at 3AM then fighting over them💀

0:57 i can’t please help i just got traumatized im not lying please

00:01 The Dark Side of Google holds some disturbing content. 01:35 Things to avoid Googling: maggots, mouth larvae, jiggers, pressure cooker bombs, uranium 04:59 Avoid searching for Russian Sleep Experiment, Dog Head Transplant, Wet Koalas, or Ed Gein. 06:35 Worst criminals: The Butcher of Plainfield, Jeff the Killer, and a dwarf killer 10:05 Avoid searching for the dark web, Sun's explosion, and the Nutty Putty tragedy. 11:44 Avoid Google searches for cavers getting trapped, eyeball tattoo, and ballerina toes. 15:04 Avoid searching for Unit 731 or Amazonian giant centipede 16:45 Some things you should never Google 19:43 Things You Should NEVER Google 21:22 Be cautious about KFC food and chicken nuggets 24:15 Avoid googling certain things

Im loving Sam's transition from youtube shorts to fully fledged videos, its a nice change

Sambucha: They're inanimate objects, what is there to write about? Object shows: ehem..

sambucha: creates a new tab also sambucha: ITS SACRY DONT LOOK IT UP

6:20 The owl fr depressed💀💀

1:40 my gut: STOP WATCHING STOP WATCHING STOP STOP PLEASE NAURRRRRRRRR my brain: keep going.

18:38 THE MOST DORY VOICE EVER😂😂😂😂😂

Those spiders made me get the chills I could not live in Australia I would die.

I’d LOVE to see a video of Sam visiting the dark web. He’s super calm in the face of pretty much everything and it’s just a really interesting concept overall Edit: 19:33 and I’d love to see him on one of those wired interviews too, keep being incredible Sambucha!! Edit #2: OK OK GUYS I KNOW ITS A STUPID IDEA SHEESH I JUST LOVE SAMBUCHA IM NOT A CRIMINAL I PROMISE

So nice of Sam to put happy Mario music while searching the most cursed content online.

Whenever I hear the phrase "Uranium Bombs", I immediately think of the lyrics Plankton sang in that one SpongeBob episode where the chipper yellow frycook tries to befriend him. So yeah, that one got a knee-slap out of me. Guess Plankton doesn't really Google that one anymore.

3:37 I googled my symptoms of my sleep paralysis, it said I had it, asked my mom told her my symptoms and she told me that I had sleep paralysis, but still ask someone before knowing.

4:40 Oh yeah basically people weren’t allowed to sleep and they were being tortured Background music: 😃🌈👍🫶

8:25 Hey, sorry you had to hear this, but babies with cyclopia don’t actually live very long and their lifespans are usually only 10-12 hours when they’re born. Many do not even survive while still in the womb. The longest recorded lifespan of a newborn with cyclopia was a surprising one whole day, about 24 hours. Cyclopia is also, I think, just the baby’s eyes both fused together because of, whatever process the baby goes through in the womb, fails to separate the yes onto two different cavities. So, no, the baby will not end up fine at all, unfortunately. What’s even more unfortunate is that there’s no cure for this, so not even a surgery or anything similar can fix this.

5:12 my cousin had that Halloween decoration lol

17:12 me when I wake up at 3 am

There’s one that Sam missed. If you go to google images and type in a period, like literally just a period symbol. You will get some really strange things. But it’s weird because it doesn’t happen with other characters like a comma or exclamation point.

A friendly faced man like you visiting the scariest part of the internet is a video I would watch

5:07 bro I'm too much of an I Declare War fan idk if anyone will get this but the other images instantly made me think of the cover for 'Songs for the Sick'

Sam: real life cyclops My dumba**: so he shoots lasers out of his eyes

19:11 that was close

Sam is the type of guy to get more scared of a koala than Jeff the Killer

He says don’t tattoo an organ but your skin is an organ hahahah😂

0:25 what's so bad bout huntsman spider as an Aussie I see them quite often EDIT: huntsmans are harmless

Am i the only one who burst out laughing as soon as he showed the wet koala? It was supposed to be spooky but it cracked me up

10:40 there are a lot of content creators that do videos like that. I think they get around it by not 1. Showing how they got to the DW 2. showing anything perceivably illegal (e.g. mystery boxes)... Additionally I would not recommending accessing it from your personal computer (recomend getting a clean computer - fresh out of the box not been used or connected to any network), I would recommend as well to not only using a VPN but to use someone else's network and that is a significant geographic distance from your home. Lastly don't us any of your personal information that could be traced back to you,family, friends, or adjacently, to set up the computer. Be safe!

6:05 I think the wet owl is funny. Little dude is drenched, he looks high. He looks like he woke up on a Monday 💀

11:04 they talked abt this in school I felt so anxious

8:52 humans with cyclopia don’t even make it to one day old. From what I’ve seen, longest ever lived was 13 hours

me and my neighbors get jiggers like every year due to exploring the woods and being outside 14/7. (TIP/EDIT- put nail polish on the spots where they're under your skin, it kills them!)

15:32 yes my math teacher showed this anime, before this he showed mha, saiki, death note, monster and now we are watching one punch man

10:53 I literally searched it up two years ago lol

Sam: “Don’t worry I took care of all the blurring” Also Sam: “A lot of people have arachnophobia, it’s one of the biggest phobias in the world” Also Sam: *proceeds to show tons of pictures of the huntsman spider*

14:00 fun fact: you pee when you die

Not me eating while watching this 1:52

i was laughing so hard at the koala 🤣

24:31 that's not a ghost it's motion blur/ghosting you can see that around every pearson on the right half of the picture and the "ghost" is the second guy counting from right to left if you look closely you can see that it's true the "ghost" does the same pose for the picture as that guy so it's actually just motion blur/ghosting

20:47 bro I found a tooth in my school lunch in like 1st grade lol

The wet owl is me in literature class 💀

16:22 I know I already commented once, but I get centipedes at my house every day

Sam always makes the most entertaining videos

"this is the number one search that leads to anxiety in young people" never happened to me (i covered my eyes and muted the video when he said the heart disease symptoms because i knew i was gonna self diagnose, its a very long and dumb story) :)

16:37 oh so that's what I keep hearing everytime I put my head on my pillow-

The fact that my head was ON a pillow while watching the "Pillows under a microscope" part. I started tweaking

So as an australian i can say that huntsman spiders are actually quite friendly and they just sit on the wall in many australian homes and do nothing. Also, as a spider expert I can say that huntsman spiders are not actually the largest spiders in the world. That record goes to the goliath bird eater tarantula.

13:52 i’m alone… WHO ARE YOU POINTING TO????!!!!

Him: don’t look up Dog head transplant!! Me: dog man?!

6:04 bro that wet owl look goofy as hell ngl

I live in Australia and the huntsman spider is really just a normal animal to come around. I've found up to 40 in my house this year alone.

16:49 no wonder I always feel scratches when I try to sleep

9:21 I'd be 102 years 😂😂😂

I live in Australia and huntsman spiders are way less intimidating irl, still pretty scary.

8:21 did you know that the first 2 cars were made in Ohio… and then they crashed into each other 😂

“what’s one of your flaws?” “i watch sambucha videos” he just roasted himself 😂😂😂 20:24

24:30, the ghost looks like a soldier with a gun

As an Australian the huntsman spider can get bigger than a dinner plate which is bigger than a 30 year olds head

2:36 Fun fact, a man actually got arrested for searching pressure cooker bomb on google

16:25 *me laying in bed chilling on pillow* “here is What a pillow looks like under a microscope” *sees images of pillow under microscope* *puts head away from pillow*

19:17 when i search my name i find football players

5:22: dog man IRL

I watched around half of it before finally realizing it was almost bedtime, so looks like I’m not sleeping tonight

4:25 Russian Sleep Experiement is debunked. Never happened, it originated from a creepy pasta, which is a forum where people create fantastic and/or horrific stories. It is also the source for other fabrications like Slender-man.

"i cant imagine seing one of those" he continues to say "i think id just burn the house down"

Huntsman spider isn't even the biggest in Australia, it's the whistling spider that is