Things You Shouldn’t Do If You’re Poor | Crash Dummies Podcast Ep. 142

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@chidi2223 5 ай бұрын

“Crackheads anywhere is a bed to them” hilarious truthful statment😂😂

@rodrickgreen3704 5 ай бұрын

30:52 Nah he cooking 🤣🤣

@lee-elblake1277 5 ай бұрын

First caller went crazy 😂😂

@kharishepherd9719 4 ай бұрын

Funny asl😂😂😂

@diversedacity 5 ай бұрын

“Eating organic food actually makes you put on weight” -Kee

@1manhue 5 ай бұрын

beans n quinoa

@CrashDummiesPodcast 5 ай бұрын

Keeisms

@sadariusmanson566 5 ай бұрын

It’s a matter of time until kea swings on pat 😂

@therry92 5 ай бұрын

😂😂 Kee won’t swing. He’s the lil bro.

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

I think caller #1 got a point. It is levels of being broke, so if you fall into a certain level of broke you shouldnt be having babies, especially not 3,4 and 5 kids. And not all broke people are "broke" , sometimes expenses exceed the income. Just cuz you broke dont mean you not a hustler. Hustlers can afford kids, broke people cant. There is a difference.

@TAX357 4 ай бұрын

He was definitely cooking 😂😂

@yungdream1897 28 күн бұрын

“you one bad blunt away from bein a crackhead” 😂😂😂

@deajae3030 5 ай бұрын

If the hungry people have a tv to watch the news and discover that I took the 10m’s instead of feeding them then they already making poor decisions. Sell that tv and feed your family tf.

@mbash3073 5 ай бұрын

1:16:30 “Morris Chestnut survived a lethal backshot” is crazy 😂😂

@Chingona44 5 ай бұрын

Do it! I wish yall would just go to the YMCA & shot a snip to add into the video so us viewers can weigh in lol😊 2:15

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

That would be fire!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@ryangoodrich4148 5 ай бұрын

Came here and Subbed just for “I rather carry the casket” from the fb short 😂😂😂

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

Chinese food (cuz duh) Mexican food ( burritos and pupusa) Gum (it lasts longer, and it's a mouth workout. Keep your jaws strong) Gummy candy ( more flavor than hard candy) Cake (can taste like pie but pie can't taste like cake) Wraps (can put anything in it) McDonalds (French fries and chicken nuggets) Pizza hut (don't turn into cardboard when cold or reheated) Desserts (I love sweets, appetizers are like a meal.)

@thesnugglanator 2 ай бұрын

I Know Ya Got ED With These Adds Ya Be Havin 😂😂Shits Crazy😭😭

@riccoonthebeat 6 күн бұрын

1st caller is definitely spitting.

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

It's not broke to order just appetizers and a free glass of water, thank you. That's dining out on a budget. Pat was on point....I want what I want. Ain't no signs posted. But I will leave a tip.

@cjgaming1976 5 ай бұрын

First caller was spitting facts if u think about it😂

@a3r0. 5 ай бұрын

Audio listeners better be paying fucking attention😂😂

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

I'm normally an audio listener, but this episode has converted me. So I watch when I have free time. Otherwise the audio gets me through my work day.

@a3r0. 5 ай бұрын

@@ladymuse7703 i share the same sentiment

@zackeryjones5836 5 ай бұрын

Normally i watch yalls shorts/reels finally watched the pod yall funny

@NEPTUNEBLUE5O2 5 ай бұрын

41:54 facts

@josephlindsey5210 5 ай бұрын

Tyrese Haliburton has owned Dame and took all his juice ever since he Dame Time’d him, Dame ain’t been the same since .

@faiyazstarzz 5 ай бұрын

i fr look forward to yall posting❤

@Arajah206 5 ай бұрын

You guys should go on a podcast tour like a comedy set and come to Seattle

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

Yes yes yes❤❤❤ A live podcast tour. You have to come to the Bay Area!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@damio837 5 ай бұрын

Coming back to watch during my night shift 😂

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

This is my first time watching the podcast. Been an audio listener since day 1 (like 2 months ago ❤) gets me through my long 12hour shifts.

@lilmossey9936 5 ай бұрын

Y'all bring back zoo keeper Tee.......

@zackdurham1701 5 ай бұрын

Massa crack the whip had me crying 😂

@KashOutJay0103 5 ай бұрын

Pecan pie busssin💯

@ikari6399 4 ай бұрын

43:27 😂😂😂😂😂 he cold blooded

@Chingona44 5 ай бұрын

20:11 Don’t worry, if your a PoC.. we don’t fk with Indiana lol ; if anything it’s bc the insurance is cheaper.. em people are slow.. We say “the birds fly upside down” cause everything is a$$ backwards. Even the comedians make fun of Indiana. 🙂

@SoalRaptor 4 ай бұрын

Man I’ve been saying what the first caller said since I was in highschool 😂😂😂

@unknownentity2750 5 ай бұрын

Dam cuzz😂 Brandon told me got a podcast 🎉🎉🎉Proud of u Pat!!!!!!! Michigan stand up

@CrashDummiesPodcast 5 ай бұрын

What’s up JR

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

Naw child support should ve based on what a child needs, not the upkeep of a lifestyle. The child dont need a chef, moms better learn how to cook(maybe thats why he divorced her). What if after the divorce, the parent paying child support no longer makes the money to upkeep the lifestyle that was provided for whatever reason. Now if the child is going to private school and that costs 10 bands that needs to be paid for. But i wouldnt pay for no chef or other unnecessary b.s like that.

@tyjohnson2117 5 ай бұрын

Best podcast 🔥🔥

@FamousJaymous 5 ай бұрын

Poor people shouldn’t have sex cause as many great people have come from poor households those are anomalies. He was slick spitting

@josephlindsey5210 5 ай бұрын

53:08 that’s Vegeta in DBZ

@chenciagilbert 5 ай бұрын

take a shot for everytime Pat mentions G-baby in the podcasts😂

@CrashDummiesPodcast 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ikari6399 4 ай бұрын

43:16 😂😂😂💯✊🏿✊🏿

@Infamous_AC 5 ай бұрын

Naw getting married allows you to have conjugal visits. Married prisoners have more freedom then just dating. Married people do get to have sex and a private room for conjugal visit but this is only allowed here in cali and 3 other states

@southtext3400 5 ай бұрын

What happened to timestamps

@601.motion 5 ай бұрын

Mike the type to say little Caesar’s good

@devauriyon9045 5 ай бұрын

i don't even feel bad for sneako he wanted to spar for views against sean. when you know sean tries to kill his sparring partners. Bela was there and whole bunch of fighters to could've picked

@CameronBerran 5 ай бұрын

W show

@josephlindsey5210 5 ай бұрын

EPISODE ONE-FOUR-TWO

@Infamous_AC 5 ай бұрын

Naw yall got waaaayyy to much faith in the citizens 😭😭😭. A dictatorship would be easy. You seen how empty the streets were and how regulated it was during covid lol and that was just the national guard. Now imagine every branch of military doing wat the national guard and SWAT did lol, in Pat's words (we'd be cooked)😂

@stevenshepard3819 5 ай бұрын

They’ve been together for a while. #freeyatta

@TAX357 4 ай бұрын

Joe schmo get a burger 🤣🤣🤣

@Arajah206 5 ай бұрын

Amanda nunes would definitely beat O’Malley

@CrashDummiesPodcast 5 ай бұрын

Hell no 😂

@ladymuse7703 5 ай бұрын

I would take the 10 million. Invest a portion and start a non-profit to end world hunger (starting with my family...lol🤣) we can all eat off my plate if they gone just give me 10 million. I would flip that until it dont flip no more. Another thought just popped in my head.... How do you end world hunger, that would require a constant supply of food for everyone. I dont think there is enough food on this planet to feed everyone. Some people just aint gone make it, its the circle of life. Which brings me back to broke people having kids. The people in these starving countries is the ones who should stop having babies...stop sex period. How do you have sex on an empty stomach? you havent eaten in days and aint no food in the forseeable future. Personally i have to be well fed to be properly fkd to get pregnant to have a baby. Yea give me that 10 million. I've written out my will, and I believe in my ways.