Btw, for a moment this video haved the alt version, you know, thonk mark and think cesar, is lost media actually

“CESAR AN ALTERNATE FOLLOWED ME HOME” “oh damn cool” “CESAR THIS IS SERIOUS” “wanna play smash bros?”

Cesar: "Come over, my mom died." Mark: "Oh I'm sorry to hear that man, but why should I come over?" Cesar: "To turn on the cameras I have for like no reason at all lmao." Mark: "Um...ok?" Cesar: "Hehe, I'm not sus." Mark: "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING-"

Mark: CESAR HELP AN ALTERNATE IS INSIDE MY HOUSE Cesar: No thanks bozo 😂😂😂

Mark: Cesar you gotta help me there’s an alternate in my home!!! Caesar salad: Mark what’s an only fans? Mark:💀💀

"Cesar i need yor help, im not kidding. A alternate followed me home." "No thanks mark im high af right now."

“hey dude my mom is sleeping on the floor” “Cesar, what is that supposed to mean?” “turn on my security cameras while i wake her up pls”

Alternate title: Think but Cesar is stoned out of his mind.

mark: CESAR STOP BEING SALAD cesar: (busy being salad)

Mark: *is trying to talk to Cesar about something serious *meanwhile Ceasar over here in wonderland*

Mark: HELP AN ALTERNATE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO Salad: *yo that’s so cool 😎*

THE INSTRUMENTAL OF THEM COMBINED IS SO GOOD THOUGH WHAT- 😳😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I could have sworn there was a version of this with thonk mark and think Cesar but I can’t find it anywhere(I think it was called like ‘think but mark can’t take Cesar seriously’ or ‘think but mark keeps interrupting Cesar with l+ratio’, I know victim 1 and victim 2 were replaced with ‘dumbass 1’ and ‘smartass 2’

mark: cesar help there is a alternate in my house cesar: L + don't care + u have no maidens + no jordans mark: cesar what the f-

Cesar is always being in silly mode and Mark isn't 💀

Mark: CESAR THERE IS AN ALTERNATE IN MY HOUSE PLEASE HELP Cesar: you should get his autograph

"hey mark you wanna play space pinball 3d on my fuckinnnn mac?" "Cesar, there is an alternate outside my door. I need your help." "sucks to suck lmao" "Dude, are you high again?" "noooooooo"

Mark: DUDE! STOP DOING DRUGS Cesar: u HaVe To TrY tHiS sTuFf ;)

Mark: IT FOLLOWED ME HOME,CESAR Cesar:common mark L

Mark Heatcliff:HELP MADRE DE Cesar: apple

Mark: CESAR HELP AN ALTERNATE FOLLOWED ME HOME Cesar: naurh im too busy smokin this zaza bro

Cesar: ayo wasup bro, can you help a cook salad for me lma🥶??? Mark: Bro, you called the wrong number. Cesar: no u (Call ended)

“CESAR THERES AN ALTERNATE INSIDE MY HOUSE” “cool, but I dont remember asking”

bro's like: "You need to listen to me!" "who's this lmao"

Mark: CESAR I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN MY ROOM FOR DAYS AND NO ONE HAS COME FOR ME I THINK THERE IS AN ALTERNATE AT THER DOOR Cesar: oh thats cool ask if ya wanna be friends with him Mark: SERIOUSLY CESAR STOP MUCKING AROUND THOSE THINGS KILL PEOPLE Cesar: wanna watch the grinch or play call of duty? Mark: *SHOOTS SELF* Cesar: ill take that as a yes

Mark: "CESAR, A ALTERNATE IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, WHAT DO I DO?!?" cesar salad: "idk lol 😂😂" Mark: "CESAR, I'M SERIOUS." cesar salad: "go play smash bros with them" Mark: "ARE YOU HIGH RN??" cesar salad: "no" Mark: "THEN HELP ME!!" cesar salad: "idek any lifehacks to save u lol-" **call ends** Mark: "...THIS F**KING BASTAR-"

Cesar: Yo Mark I think my mom died of cringe...she's on the floor... Mark: What the?! does that suppose to mean?? Cesar: Also there are Alternates outside my house Mark: WHAT?! CESAR WHAT IS GOING ON?! Cesar: Wanna come over to my house watch The Lorax?

"CESAR HELP ME AN ALTERNATE HAVE FOLLOWED ME HOME" "cool bro" "CESAR THIS IS SERIOUS" "Yessir idc lol" "CESAR HELP ME" "wanna play minecraft?"

" Ehehe! I'm -not- sus! " - by Scrimblo Cesar

salad man is too salad

Think Hey set up cameras in my house” “Alright” V.S Thonk “DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING?!?1!1!11? THE BROOK CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVIT XD!1!1!1!1” “bReE”

PLS THEY SOUND SO GOOD MASHED WTF HOW HAS NOBODY DONE THIS

I feel like in this version of this call, mark is in the year 1982, Cesar is in 2023 where alternates never existed. also heres some dialogue, AND mark went to go get supplies so he can survive. C : come over, my mom died M : Uh, sure? but I don't like your house very much. C : also, can you turn on the camera because yes M : Ok I guess... Also, you're acting a bit weird... C : also, I called the hospital, the hospital thing is arriving soon, wanna play Minecraft? M : So, you called your local hospital to take care of the situation? And what is Minecraft?! M : Cesar, I need you to be serious, an alternate followed me home while I was trying to get food and water. C : cool, does he have clash of clans on his phone? M : CESAR PLEASE! I NEED HELP, CALL THE COPS AND THEY MIGHT DEAL WITH IT! AND WHATS CLASH OF CLANS!?!? M : I'm hiding under my bed Cesar, just call the cops... C : whats the police number again? M : 911 C : can you go to my house now please? M : *door creaks* Hes in my room, Cesar M : How am I supposed to get to your house? M : ARGHH- / \ | CALL DROPPED | \ / C : oh cool, the ambulance arrived, also why did mark hang up. im just gonna play some fortnite with adam CALL 2 A : sup cesar C : wanna play fortnite? A : sure, also did mark say yes when you wanted him and us to play fortnite? C : no A : oh ok

Cesar: Mark, you need to come to the house, an alternate brought some really good whiskey lol Mark: Cesar, what the hell are you talking about?? Cesar: I don't know but I'm-*sob* drunk as he- **literally faints in the middle of the call** Mark: I should call the police-

I imagine Mark is trying to call Cesar for help with the alternate, not yet aware how he was lured to it in the first place.

"Cesar, an alternate is in my ####king house" "wow ok who asked" "CESAR, THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES" "HAHAHA CESAR SALAd, oh, uhh, wanna play call of dooty?"

Mark Heathcliff: Cesar theres an alternate in my house you need to come quick Cesar Salad: i think that might be your gf Mark Heathcliff: Cesar what the fudge! Cesar Salad: hehe I'm not sus Mark Heathcliff: what the fudge are you saying this is serious! Cesar Salad: "leaves the call" Mark Heathcliff: 💀

Cesar:mark there’s a scary man in my house and my mama got downed:mark CESAR WTF.:cesar yo mark im druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun-*passes out*mark:CESAR?!

Victim 1: Mark Heathcliff Victim 2: Who is this?

Mark: HELP ME A [REDACTED FUNNI WORD REAL] ALTERNATE CAME INSIDE MY HOME HELP ME CESAR Cesar: whar? Mark: CESAR THIS IS SERIOUS Cesar: whats a alternate Mark: GOD DAMN IT YOUR NOT EVEN USEFUL AT THIS POINT AND HOW IS YOUR PHONE IN COLOR Cesar: i have iphone Mark: THE [REDACTED FUNNI WORD AGAIN REAL] IS THAT PHONE WERE NOT IN THE 2000'S Cesar: skill issue. Mark: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN Cesar: L + Ratio + bozo 😂😂😂 Mark: thats it im gonna go Cesar: skill issue bozo😂

Mark: cesar please im about to die Cesar: do you know how to make a paper plane?

hey dude my mom died WAIT WTF DUDE THATS SAD mark you wanna play pvz ------------------------------------------------ CESAR AN ALTERNATE IS FOLLOWING ME cool... wanna speedrun super mario 64 NOT THE TIME CESAR i had to mush salad (GIGGLES)

''CESAR SOMETHING IS AT MY DOOR'' ''Salad'' ''What ?'' ''I adopted a barking cat'' ''THAT DOESN'T HELP'' ''he learned how to meow'' ''DUDE THIS IS SERIOUS'' ''wanna play Minecraft or something''

what worries me is that, I've seen and heard this before yet when i try find the original vid i liked and all? it had just disappeared from youtube..Odd

mark: cesar there is a alternate in my house please help me salad: L + Ratio + Skill Issue + Didn’t Ask + Don’t Care + Bozo + You’re British

Mark: "Get the police there's a f###### ALTERNATE IN MY HOUSE Cesar: " Bozo+ Ratio Mark: "..." Cesar: "What's an Alternate?" Mark: *dead* Cesar: "BOZO got ded 💀💀💀💀"

Cesar trying to convince mark *high as a kite*: Mom died, come over, fix my switch and then stare at the back hallway. Mark: ...what?

Cesar: yo bro lets have a party at my place ;P Mark: Dude no I have important things to deal with. What’s wrong with you? Cesar: Das not noice :( Mark: Ok what the hell? Cesar: hehe I’m not sussy ;) Mark: *hangs up*

the REAL cesar and mark (cesar is just being goofy)

"Elmo ate your mom" "tf"

*Cesar salad.*

Mark: help a alternate is in my house Cesar : oh cool wanna play roblox? Mark: pls it's going to kill me Cesar:nah it could be friendly

Yes, Cesar is very salad at the moment. Hehe... Cesar Salad and Mark Heathbar...

CESAR SALAD NICE

Socker:Come over my mom died he Mark:Oh ok but...why your mom died Cesar? Socker:for a dam thing Mark:uh ok Socker:Turn on The cameras for a case want to wake UP Mark:CESAR WTF YOUR MOM DIED NOT SLEEP Socker:hehe

Cesar really went "samado, snudder mado, ??? Cushie, ??????, shoosh, ?????????, ???????????????, oooooo, asa peepo"

Mark: CESAR, THE HELL, I HEAR YOU IN MY DOOR cesar: mark, im getting high in my home...

T.H.I.N.K? more like t.h.o.i.n.k

Alternate Title : T.H.I.N.K. but Cesar's Alternate Ridiculousness was cranked up to 11. (also what does 'hes to salad' mean)

Mark: Cesar help me!!! Cesar: hehe, I’m not sus 😂

It's even funnier knowing what is happening currently Lmao

he's too salad

Mikey: Tengo tus derechos Ho Ho ho ho

i like the combination of songs a lot

Mark: Cesar! the alternates are outside of the house right now! Cesar: Wanna play call of duty? Mark: Cesar? the alternates, their ou- Cesar: Imma die of cringe for saying the N word Mark 😂

Cesar calling mark for no reason and messes around the call mean while mark is serious and does not to waste any time so he kills himself

it's cool how the instrumental changes to their respective themes

alt title: think but Cesar is high as a kite

this makes me think as if the i have two sides meme was portrayed in fnf

Yess

cesar smoked some of that zaza 🍃

Mark: Cesar I would turn on your cameras but I’m afraid of your house so i don’t know man… Cesar: stop being sus and come over noob 😂😂😂

cesar thonk is so cute

Why does this unironically slap

Cesar stop taking all like a joke

Think but cesar is too much on the crack.

Cesar has been doing drug recently

my mind whenever im in the most serious situation ever ( i am trying not to laugh because of the funny shi thats happening in my head )

cesar but hes on the zaza

I remember a think + thonk + gift song,but im din't findid,its like, normal think song,but sometimes,its become thonk song,but eventualy It becames think song again,but in the final,gift song starts

no one speaks english here you have been warned

music sounds so cool

compare a coconut or bowling ball to cesars up

is this the ceasar plush alternate universe

cesar salad: "yo can you come over, my mom dead" Mark: "Sorry to hear that, But.. why should i come over?" cesar salad: "uhh turn on cams" Mark: "Huh?" Mark: "What are you trying to say?" cesar salad: "lol idek, this is boring wanna play roblo" Mark: "Cesar, a-are you on drugs- 💀" cesar salad: "hehe im not sus" Mark: "BRO, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SA-"

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So Cesar's family name is lol eh? sus XD

When a kid gets dad or moms ponhe and tailks to 21 map

I like this very much

César is just high

Never delete this, the comments are way too funny.

This is like a man from the 19th century and one from this century speaking

Who is this

Lol el fondo es el logo de cn

Blud when you pee join the chat: . _ . HELP A SALAD IS IN MY HAOUS AND MADE ROLL OVER THE FLOOR mark: uh-what Salad cedar: hehe Blud when you pee: MAMA F- HALP ME💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 MARK: how can you translate help??? Blud when you pee: man got stroke b in 2023 Me: (loud

Then mark called his sister then died shortly after The end

CESAR , SOMEONE’S ROBBING ME congrats mark! Grab your trophy and let’s party!😊🎉 CESAR WTF Mark , wanna play some fornite 😊😊😊 NO CESAR , SAVE ME. ok bozo *saves thief* CESAR WTF thief : wth. oh wrong one , sorry mark! I’m here to save you- *falls* CESAR WTH

You should do the Z-mixed version of this

🍅

Cosar