This Cat Will Eat You!

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Lighthouse Horror

Жыл бұрын

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@randomappalachian4635 Жыл бұрын

Man, those hamburger-helper induced nightmares are getting out of hand.

@LighthouseHorror Жыл бұрын

they really are

@Swagy12360 Жыл бұрын

D- kill it

@ramonamong8156 7 ай бұрын

@@Swagy12360 I agree

@user-ru5zp6sb3l 6 ай бұрын

lol@@Swagy12360

@user-gr8fb3qy1i 6 ай бұрын

@@Swagy12360hmm

@WtfYouMeanDude Жыл бұрын

- come on raffy, i already fed ya and im sleepin, go eat the neighbor or somethin

@Lee_chaolan Жыл бұрын

Raffy:what about him *raffy would point at the among us crewmate*

@Gacha_with_sarah 9 ай бұрын

Raffy: how about your dog :)

@OFFICIAL_Meme_Guy 6 ай бұрын

@@Gacha_with_sarahthen say bye to your *cat bed*

@larapascual9381 6 ай бұрын

@@Lee_chaolan thats what im gonna say

@iamafairy_yaya 6 ай бұрын

raffy: no the neighbor’s daughter tastes better

@Upgraded_Titan_Cameraman881 7 ай бұрын

DOG OWNERS: 👇

@Bassboy2014 6 ай бұрын

@waffles0602 5 ай бұрын

@triplecstudios156 5 ай бұрын

Yup

@Wannabefriends.. 5 ай бұрын

...

@vicciamante6330 5 ай бұрын

D don't own a cat

@ZyterTheYT Жыл бұрын

The cat: I'M HERE TO EAT YOU! Someone: Double it and give it to the next person.

@Cheetos4538 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@muhammercapkin4564 4 ай бұрын

Me: bro you are just a cat and your owner is talkink

@abibanales7159 3 ай бұрын

Can you please 😢 I’m begging

@Luvymag 2 ай бұрын

Cat: wait you can’t do that

@ZyterTheYT 2 ай бұрын

@@Luvymag someone: actually take this *cat friend* and eat it ok?

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

“I literally clean your litter tray, nobody else does that, go eat someone else and we can talk in the morning”

@laughableInflection 10 ай бұрын

Fr damn ungrateful

@makaimallett5817 6 ай бұрын

Na fr tho

@mbsyggd Жыл бұрын

Correct answer: build a cult around him as a divine being.

@Michellee970 Жыл бұрын

😂 You're awesome

@deanmorgan1821 Жыл бұрын

Hail to the Fuzz!

@Grunt_HECU_Half_Life 11 ай бұрын

Nah the correct answer is jumping out of you're window

@TonyTony-fr2ro 9 ай бұрын

The real correct answer:make a really nice sand which using him I bet that demon flesh will be tasty

@christinapennaman3565 6 ай бұрын

*gets cross* I renounce the sin of all previous owners, renters, guests, and even the builder. Any curses or evil agreements ever made in or over this home I now declare broken, null, and void in the name and authority of Jesus. In the name of Jesus, I also command every foul and unclean spirit to be bound now and to leave my home!

@maxthex1717 11 ай бұрын

"Not if I eat you first!"

@b0redcotton 6 ай бұрын

YOU DID NOT JUST...

@DuduandDodo 5 ай бұрын

@@b0redcottonif we're chinese we eat him alive

@Keiraiscrazy 2 ай бұрын

@@b0redcotton HE AISAN

@Meshaalishappy213 9 ай бұрын

“Man it 3 in the morning go eat the stray cat in the alley way”

@kimicappiello5480 Жыл бұрын

Oh, definitely have him eat someone else. Cat food is getting really expensive, and I don't particularly fancy most people I have met. Win-win, I think.

@annegrey6447 Жыл бұрын

B) Become better friends. If I kick him out he’ll be back & I’ll definitely die. If I sacrifice someone it will never end & I’ll be giving him human sacrifices until I get arrested or he kills me anyway.

@jfrazz9729 11 ай бұрын

Sound logic. Don’t want to set a precedent for unwanted behavior!

@direreaven Жыл бұрын

I will literally feed him other people. Why? It's my duty as a cat owner to feed the cat.

@milkyxcaty 6 ай бұрын

"I'm your owner I'm eatlesss"

@Xtronz_hi Жыл бұрын

nah if I see my cat floating I’m throwing myself out the window lmao😂 Edit: most likes I have ever gotten wow

@occupyislam1657 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joshjackman326 Жыл бұрын

Yep

@Christianoroadto1k Жыл бұрын

Nah I kick him outta da window

@Xtronz_hi Жыл бұрын

@@Christianoroadto1k ok we will see let me make it happen

@destinychicola2719 11 ай бұрын

LMFAO 😂😂😂

@leroy.jackson.4804 Жыл бұрын

Sell him to a Korean restaurant which is where he'll be on menu to be someone's else's dinner.

@joshjackman326 Жыл бұрын

😂 OH GOD NO BRO!

@antizoo82 6 ай бұрын

@@joshjackman326oh yes! 🎉

@DuduandDodo 5 ай бұрын

@@joshjackman326he be dinner as Chinese

@user-cz9qq8re4s 2 ай бұрын

Bro that first thing of the cat flying I’d probably pass out from how beautiful he is

@jessiepagaduan6187 6 ай бұрын

Bro can fly now he had superpower💀

@imgoingtostealyourtoes Жыл бұрын

C or B

@911emergo 3 күн бұрын

@candydaisydunlopa9403 Жыл бұрын

I chose B because sometimes optimism wins

@pilkdog1 11 ай бұрын

D. "imma kick yo ahh out of life if you do"

@sincerely.reagan 8 ай бұрын

me casually sleeping: 💤 🛌 *my cat floating above my bed* “i’m going to eat you 😊” me awake: 😮😳🤨 c-can you eat someone else? please. gn”

@TheStuart-of-Cosby Жыл бұрын

( D ) I'm sorry Ralphie but you know I sleep with a Pistol in real close proximity. lol 😆

@Junksaint Жыл бұрын

Next time he won't warn you though, element of surprise

@occupyislam1657 Жыл бұрын

Americans are so lucky

@Michellee970 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@amandadavidson8370 9 ай бұрын

Never let them know ur next move. All of the above 💀

@kileylohman1017 10 ай бұрын

I would sacrifice my life for anyone so he could eat me to save other people

@LoneWolf-K9 15 күн бұрын

I’m a dog person….. I don’t want to get a cat anymore mom!😂

@amymason1 Жыл бұрын

I'd be like no one will give up more than half the bed for you nor will they fuss you as much as I do. So shh and go sleep. Please

@carrieoostra7830 Жыл бұрын

D. Eat him to teach him a lesson 💀🤚

@occupyislam1657 Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄

@cobrakai7161 Жыл бұрын

No id kill him

@Wombat_663 7 ай бұрын

Same

@EliteMonkey369 9 ай бұрын

Option 1 I’ve always wanted to drop kick a cat😂

@glitterqtpie8767 Жыл бұрын

I'd choose b. I wouldn't want to make him sad or kill someone else ❤

@Jaren_A_Montero212 7 ай бұрын

chads who think it's fake 👇

@911emergo 3 күн бұрын

Its not fake

@ProGamerRem 6 ай бұрын

B) best way to defeat your enemy, make them your Friend

@TankMaster64 11 ай бұрын

Give him some leftovers

@sandalazar3921 8 ай бұрын

Team fake 👇

@sandalazar3921 8 ай бұрын

Is fake

@Lord_beerus_sama 6 ай бұрын

Final plan: free kick💀

@forest_catz 5 ай бұрын

“ man raffy , i already fed you a whole city. You want even more? You greedy goofball “

@Lotus_therian 11 ай бұрын

A) he can come back if you will just kick it outside. So, i will chose D)sleep with only one eye closed

@IEatTires 6 ай бұрын

“I am going to eat you” “Alrighty then. Lets go get the tuna cans”

@Yourself_VR 2 ай бұрын

Bro if he started floating like that i would crack up

@user-nh7gn5jm8h 2 ай бұрын

Me:why not ask someone else, u couldn't even beat me in arm wrestling

@amongusgang1253 2 күн бұрын

D: knock out my sleep paralysis

@Th3_g4ch4_w1ngs 6 ай бұрын

Nah man I’m leaving the cat there he can pay da bills

@ruvonnehills2304 Жыл бұрын

I need a midnight snack anyway. So, I'm having Kung Poa Kitty.

@Time-to-explore-with-Aly. 6 ай бұрын

I love the floating cat part i think it’s flying 😂👍🏼

@PuppyPawsOn 11 күн бұрын

D: oh who is a good boy who is my little demon boy😂 The cat:😶👹👹👹👹

@Dadog-ci7bl 6 ай бұрын

Bro he’s gonna eat my toes if imma keep him

@xanderboovlogsandlogman16209 Ай бұрын

"ask him if he could eat someone else" like me💀💀

@user-cf8qm9br1f 8 күн бұрын

The cat I'm here to eat you. Me, I'm here too fight you

@Theroadies-bh5em 7 күн бұрын

Bro, I’m calling an exorcist

@nadirerexhepi5391 4 ай бұрын

“BILLY,GO GET MY SHOTGUN”

@ChopdBanana 3 ай бұрын

Or D: say “ok but don’t make a mess”

@Ih4t3this 2 ай бұрын

I rather let it eat me, because all of those options are worser than my life like bruh wat? 💀

@Pomni-clown235 6 ай бұрын

Ok kids we're having cat for breakfast

@jessiepagaduan6187 6 ай бұрын

Bro had superpower💀

@Zarunix_the_Carnioz 6 ай бұрын

“God damnit…GO EAT SOMEONE ELSE! I’m only 12! Lemme live my god damn life first!”

@justforjesus8692 6 ай бұрын

No.D -or else you will eat him.😂

@Tiffanyeditz 6 ай бұрын

Lemme tell you the real ones A) Cook him for dinner B) send him to cat cafe C) have a staring competition D) Dont call him raffy😊

@Yallsellic71 6 ай бұрын

Option E send him to a adoption center

@user-wo7pn2vo3p 3 ай бұрын

Pov people that normally have cats as a delicacy - you know what I'm hungry 😃🪚

@renatamazoji1709 11 ай бұрын

-if you have no owner you have no food

@KataborananaEmpire69 Ай бұрын

i would say "Your kids are crying, give them milk."

@occupyislam1657 Жыл бұрын

Knowing myself I'd just grab him, squeeze him, pull his ears back and give him lots of kisses.

@joshjackman326 Жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace

@occupyislam1657 Жыл бұрын

@@joshjackman326 😄😄

@working-protein 5 ай бұрын

Bro really said double it and give it to the next person ✨

@Mr.DuckInTheNineties 6 ай бұрын

Alternate choice: WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW

@Taco_does_gacha Жыл бұрын

Me: go away and I will say go eat some one else instead The cat: I have no words 😂

@thetrollfaceguy_3 6 ай бұрын

oh hell naw man im callin animal control or 911

@Tigery_louie 6 ай бұрын

If you have a cat that wants to eat you OUT THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOW

@bumbershout 7 ай бұрын

I'm telling him, to go back to bed and, shut up.

@imppaxd2790 Жыл бұрын

I have a large armory in my basement so he straight up aint gonna have a good time

@aliceheatherlogan 3 ай бұрын

Say "well this is the thanks I get for all the treats I give you"

@craftedelel6640 2 ай бұрын

“Raffy what did I tell you about eating me go eat the people next door instead!”

@glitcher_ 6 ай бұрын

people who don’t get eaten 300 seats left

@-pumkinn- 6 ай бұрын

I tell him " go eat the child that cries on the plain, or I'll rename you π"

@fraencessca 2 ай бұрын

Me:if i die it will never happen again Cat:*eats me* Me:yay

@_Shaggy_On_Pawz_ 3 ай бұрын

I would accept my fate and that’s C!

@braydoncain5930 6 ай бұрын

Me with a M4A1 sitting right next to me

@Lily_the_hogwarts_fan 6 ай бұрын

“Wrong person I don’t have a cat?!” Cat: “oh my bad bye 😅”

@BeaudaGOAT 6 ай бұрын

Bro this is why my cat lives outside

@carrie6009 5 ай бұрын

I would ask him if he could eat someone else

@Bobbys-gaming_channel.2012 6 ай бұрын

D. Have a cuppa Tea and talk about taxes

@mattiaswetterholm2595 6 ай бұрын

Cat can’t talk if cat said that I will feed him burger,pizza,pancakes,tomato and strawberries

@KetchupTheGoober 6 ай бұрын

I'd chose my own option, wake up from my dream and pet him because its clearly either a hallucination or a dream because i know it's not logically possible for a cat to eat a human who is still living and capable of fighting back

@P-nk-m-na 9 ай бұрын

i'd let him. man's just hungry

@yeshiphurpa8432 Жыл бұрын

Man C is the best way 😂😂😂

@chaoreblando4286 5 ай бұрын

The cat:im here to eat you😈 Me:im sleeping eat someone else

@Hecados 10 ай бұрын

E. Fill the room with lavender and used socks, he's suffering with me.

@Steezuschrist932 5 ай бұрын

Damn these acid trips are getting crazy

@qiwentham7724 2 ай бұрын

“Come on- “WE talked about this if your hungry just tell me” “Don’t eat me”😒

@Ohio_mans 6 ай бұрын

My glock 17: nice cat

@Yallsellic71 6 ай бұрын

option D: give expensive, extremely high-quality Wagyu to Raffy

@random_memer962 Жыл бұрын

Me: Mr fluffy go eat Riggy the runky or someone else that's not me, is like 3:00 AM

@Tx_Cancri Ай бұрын

D. Tell the cat that you have an antimatter rpg

@henar262 Ай бұрын

Me: "don't care and double it and give it to the next 20 persons"

@totally_normal.acc101 6 ай бұрын

Idk abt u, but he’s boutta get flying lessons.

@DipplyGTAG 5 ай бұрын

As a man with no enemies, I choose B

@user-oy4lq2zc5e 5 ай бұрын

I would just give him food and just stay up all night😢😢

@Theroadies-bh5em 7 күн бұрын

I’m not Dealing with that, I’m gonna see if the Church has more water

@AriRawr11 6 ай бұрын

As someone who doesn't have a cat, I see this as an absolute win 😂🎉

@mager6374 7 ай бұрын

pov Chinese ppl be like"Nah man im gonna eat u"

@garykeating2261 9 ай бұрын

"Go eat the neighbours or smth im sleepin', if ya eat me whos gonna feed you if you kill me. Hurry up now go eat them not me, GOODNIGHT"

@ThuHtut 6 ай бұрын

Asian Parents : Wat Dit Yu Sai?

@samsunggames9960 2 ай бұрын

He cant eat me bro, i can eat him

@doubleT778 2 ай бұрын

Ask him, can you eat someone instead?