this csgo video will put you on meds

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SwaggerSouls

SwaggerSouls

Жыл бұрын

Recording csgo funny moments with the goons is an easy way for me to fill a prescription. How else can I cope with the disappearance of 11 billion alaskan snow crabs?
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@soup
@soup Жыл бұрын
Someone please help us find them
@ernest_j._maple
@ernest_j._maple Жыл бұрын
If you didn't see where they went I got bad news for ya
@rockbear9422
@rockbear9422 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean you guys already solved the case? Walt and Jesse dissolved all 11 billion of them in the vat of acid.
@killofduty4227
@killofduty4227 Жыл бұрын
apparantely they died because the temperature was 2 degrees higher than usual in the water. rip 11 billion crabs
@OGSynGaming
@OGSynGaming Жыл бұрын
Red lobster is having a special 😂
@Mhggbjj
@Mhggbjj Жыл бұрын
We gotta get to Alaska Jesse!!
@sophiadebar382
@sophiadebar382 Жыл бұрын
For those actually wondering, they’re suspecting China or Russia have been illegally crabbing in Alaska’s ocean space
@pulsofumi578
@pulsofumi578 Жыл бұрын
Very interesting, yet another reason to start WWIII, thanks
@squillz8310
@squillz8310 Жыл бұрын
I heard it had to do with Global warming. Alaska is the fastest warming state, and since the waters around Alaska are getting significantly warmer, the crabs are migrating a lot farther north. It was either that, or mass disease killing them. But iirc it's all still up to speculation right now. So any reason could be right, or a combination of all of them.
@anoobis3564
@anoobis3564 Жыл бұрын
Thats really fishy
@Egonimo
@Egonimo Жыл бұрын
@@anoobis3564 f u
@Rutherf0rdBHayes
@Rutherf0rdBHayes Жыл бұрын
That’s what I initially thought too due to sanctions and the war, but ironically I spoke with a fisherman from Alaska like last week and he said it’s due to them migrating to colder/deeper water. He told me he’s seen it happen before, but it was never on a scale this massive.
@eoinfarrell4684
@eoinfarrell4684 Жыл бұрын
“geez Walt, what you got in this bag” “Half a million crabs” Actually one the funniest things I’ve seen
@ALaughingWolf2188
@ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын
This has gotta be one of the funniest CSGO videos from them I’ve watched in a while, *and all they’re talking about is 11 billion missing crabs*
@Enohx
@Enohx Жыл бұрын
Blarg's video was 43 minutes long only the crabs stuff lol
@holdensnyder637
@holdensnyder637 Жыл бұрын
The best part is you can watch it 11 billion times and it's still funny.
@UranoP7
@UranoP7 Жыл бұрын
It's 11 minutes too, just like the amount of billion crabs missing
@plex6288
@plex6288 Жыл бұрын
Bottom tier video
@thisiszenit5331
@thisiszenit5331 Жыл бұрын
🧢
@JaredR1996
@JaredR1996 Жыл бұрын
Blarg will forever regret bringing up 11 billion crabs going missing, but it makes for great content
@the-monocle
@the-monocle Жыл бұрын
If finding Nemo was real marlin would turn into a female and reproduce with Nemo after the mum dies
@the-monocle
@the-monocle Жыл бұрын
Clown fish are cannibals and barracuda don't eat clown fish so marlin most likely ate Nemos mum along with all the eggs and made up the story with the barracuda to cope
@the-monocle
@the-monocle Жыл бұрын
Finding Nemo was a cultural phenomenon that released on 10th October 2003 and saved all fish from going extinct due to lack of awareness for marlins huge dumptruck
@gutts4208
@gutts4208 Жыл бұрын
Everything is content :)
@creampielover69
@creampielover69 Жыл бұрын
@@the-monocle That part about Marlin cannibalising his wife and unborn children made me act up
@AHH_IM_DYING
@AHH_IM_DYING 9 ай бұрын
This is unironicaly one of the best things ive ever seen on youtube.
@S_t_r_e_s_s
@S_t_r_e_s_s Жыл бұрын
Crabs are the final evolution of humor
@yaboispudpud
@yaboispudpud Жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how spot on that Hank impression was though?
@TheVideoGameScrub
@TheVideoGameScrub Жыл бұрын
Turns out Swagger's neighbors don't complain because they're literal crabs
@its_seraph
@its_seraph Жыл бұрын
And they are gone.
@iamdrippyq6952
@iamdrippyq6952 Жыл бұрын
@@marshall21610 😂😂
@shavenjesus
@shavenjesus Жыл бұрын
2/11 billion crabs found
@SebHaarfagre
@SebHaarfagre 3 ай бұрын
They're literal crabs? So they're crabs that perceive everything verbatim?
@froggycosmos1007
@froggycosmos1007 Жыл бұрын
I never knew I could be entertained by crabs for 11 minutes straight
@venatrix3431
@venatrix3431 Жыл бұрын
One minute = 1 billion crabs 😢
@sadfacedbd
@sadfacedbd Жыл бұрын
imagine you fall into the backroom and there is 11 billion crabs just looking at you
@littleblueboy9780
@littleblueboy9780 Жыл бұрын
Alaska: Loses 11 billion crabs The next day: THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@gimmedatcake4785
@gimmedatcake4785 Жыл бұрын
I laughed way too much. Now my face hurts like I've eaten 11 billion crabs.
@kayleydonlon2483
@kayleydonlon2483 Жыл бұрын
me too, but its because im allergic and might die
@Malxer
@Malxer Жыл бұрын
Thank God Swagger still pulls out this masterpieces of videos in 2022. It makes me feel like 2012 never ended.
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 Жыл бұрын
Same. Still has that 2012 energy
@salemcrow5078
@salemcrow5078 Жыл бұрын
@@SlyHikari03 got that 20...11 billion crabs energy
@falcongaming3009
@falcongaming3009 Жыл бұрын
7:22 Got me out of nowhere. I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 CRABBY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
@SPEEDFAN4LIFE
@SPEEDFAN4LIFE Жыл бұрын
4:41 the sequel “better call crab”
@forgottenalex
@forgottenalex Жыл бұрын
There needs to be a remaster video of all their perspectives during this crab session. Also a deleted scenes set of videos of the rest of the 2 hours convo
@morbidlyabeast1566
@morbidlyabeast1566 Жыл бұрын
Not whole thing but their channels
@angeloperri1128
@angeloperri1128 Жыл бұрын
Man, the crab comment sure was a deadly catch for you guys I'll see myself out
@connorwallace5274
@connorwallace5274 Жыл бұрын
please do see yourself out.
@SnowMexicann
@SnowMexicann Жыл бұрын
Please sea yourself out.
@masterm8840
@masterm8840 Жыл бұрын
No!! You will SEA yourself out!!!
@marekbooth9006
@marekbooth9006 Жыл бұрын
Sea* yourself out
@Dadphobicc
@Dadphobicc Жыл бұрын
no come back here that was fucking funny
@AbeBatJes
@AbeBatJes Жыл бұрын
If all the crabs were at 6-9 pounds minimum give or take, it would NEARLY be around $2,000,000,000,000 (two trillion), 1.9ish to be "exact", and that's not including if some of them are more 'premium' crabs.
@TestarossaF110
@TestarossaF110 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit you guys are a hoot, this crab stuff has to become yalls thing now. I'm expecting random callbacks in like 19 videos from now.
@emnersonn
@emnersonn Жыл бұрын
i like men
@evolicious
@evolicious Жыл бұрын
Entire ecosystems are disappearing overnight due to human-expedited global warming, rearing the head of an ecological collapse that would kill off a significant portion of life on the planet, ending modern human civilization possibly forever. humans: hahaha funny
@Spranklerx
@Spranklerx 27 күн бұрын
I’m happy that you like men
@thomasway0320
@thomasway0320 Жыл бұрын
Swear to god Soup's Hank impression about the crabs is the funnies thing in this whole session.
@jamesjohnson2870
@jamesjohnson2870 Жыл бұрын
I love how one statement of 11 billion crabs went missing turned into a whole entire video
@lionsoldier1179
@lionsoldier1179 Жыл бұрын
I just love how the mention of 11 billion crustaceans was enough to make them all collectively lose their minds
@strana6875
@strana6875 Жыл бұрын
Blarg’s video was so much more painful 😂😂 This was a good content video, but Blarg’s POV was a great representation of what y’all dealt with in this session 💀
@-freshsans
@-freshsans Жыл бұрын
Fr
@iliketraps9190
@iliketraps9190 Жыл бұрын
Everyone else's videos capture a lot more suffering
@SnazzyBoBazzy
@SnazzyBoBazzy Жыл бұрын
So glad this video is bringing awareness to the missing crabs 😢
@alaskancabin7506
@alaskancabin7506 Жыл бұрын
It actually does really suck. It is a very large part of our economy. The Russians and Chinese have been illegally fishing them in Alaskan water.
@planetsec9
@planetsec9 Жыл бұрын
@@alaskancabin7506 Time to sink those boats
@alexsherstiuk2537
@alexsherstiuk2537 Жыл бұрын
@@alaskancabin7506 and idiots go "Glawbal wArming is a real thing, so due to significant temperature increase..." I hate them...
@CommunistBot
@CommunistBot Жыл бұрын
​@@alexsherstiuk2537 The best explanation is that the crabs are migrating to colder waters because global warming made their previous home in Alaskan waters uninhabitable. The "Chinese and Russian" fishing guess has no evidence
@MajesticMrMoo
@MajesticMrMoo Жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest CS moments we’ve had in a while. Thank you Blarg for bringing up all the damn crabs going missing.
@butler5812
@butler5812 Жыл бұрын
8:33 I actually first saw the 11billion crab bit on tiktok…
@Qubey
@Qubey Жыл бұрын
This has to be the most I've ever laughed in like 3 years.. f*cking GOLDEN!
@scull_krush8444
@scull_krush8444 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in ages god I love this to death
@redacted2513
@redacted2513 Жыл бұрын
These are the kind of KZfaqrs that'll say they're jokes are washed up, then produce the single best crab content gaming video on KZfaq
@cadenbaca9110
@cadenbaca9110 Жыл бұрын
Literally had a commercial about aquariums at 8:20 talking about fish😂
@thedecoy04
@thedecoy04 Жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I hear about the 11 billion crabs and the following descent into madness from the Goons, I can't get enough.
@Craiguuu
@Craiguuu Жыл бұрын
This is actually the funniest video y’all have made in a while
@Rob_BBX
@Rob_BBX Жыл бұрын
If someone counted a billion crabs at the pace of 1 crab per second, it would take approximately 32 years to count them. So 11 billion crabs would take 352 years to count.
@wannabe_urs2382
@wannabe_urs2382 9 ай бұрын
Not me watching this video 11 months later 💀 rip to those 11 billion crabs 😭
@charlierocket8007
@charlierocket8007 Жыл бұрын
This is the 4th time I’ve watched this session and I’m still dying every time 😂
@CuteAdventures_
@CuteAdventures_ Жыл бұрын
no way did 11 million crabs just make me lose my absolute mind and uncontrollably laugh for 11 minutes and 50 seconds straight
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous 7 ай бұрын
Bro why is this the funniest video ever and it's just talking about 11 billion crabs starving to death in Alaska
@XShadowCatzX
@XShadowCatzX Жыл бұрын
swagger’s laugh at 4:54 tho
@LevyBe01
@LevyBe01 Жыл бұрын
BROOO THE BREAKING BAD PART KILLED ME 😂😂
@Scooby_Nubie
@Scooby_Nubie Жыл бұрын
Somehow a joke became the whole video and the video was fucking perfect. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Stay crabby 🦀
@curist8411
@curist8411 Жыл бұрын
The Sequel: Better Call Krabs
@TZ_
@TZ_ 8 ай бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
@DudeMcGuybro
@DudeMcGuybro Жыл бұрын
Okay, realizing that the song at 1:26 is the Portal song made me unreasonably happy for zero reason, and for that, you have earned a god damned like. Don't spend it all on crack.
@sora.7973
@sora.7973 Жыл бұрын
8:44 When the crabs are real
@Mariodash23
@Mariodash23 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest crab related humor I've ever seen lmao
@supitsthattocot1165
@supitsthattocot1165 Жыл бұрын
By far one of my most favorite videos
@yourstrulypengwen
@yourstrulypengwen Жыл бұрын
Let me just say, I am someone who is on meds, and this made me feel like I don't need to take any today, so thank you (: *Edit* I'm still going to take them, this just gave me that dopamine boost for now lol
@SprinkCalSA
@SprinkCalSA Жыл бұрын
I wish I was that smart with them when I could afford meds
@KATinBLACK
@KATinBLACK Жыл бұрын
Oh shit I almost forgot to take my meds. This gave me enough of a boost I wanted to believe I was invincible But never mind my blood pressure is getting low, gotta take my meds
@SprinkCalSA
@SprinkCalSA Жыл бұрын
@@nicelemon7562 Who knows at this point. College isn't going great, work opportunities are limited where I live and can't afford to move to fix it, relationship always seems rocky. Don't know what's wrong with me but pretty sure it's a lot
@Smokeyxz
@Smokeyxz Жыл бұрын
Calvin things get better. It may seem like shit but I promise things do get better. You will figure out man.
@SprinkCalSA
@SprinkCalSA Жыл бұрын
@@Smokeyxz Trust me man I know. I doubt things will get better for a few years. For now pushing through life and seeing what happens is all a person can really do
@RainyDuck1
@RainyDuck1 Жыл бұрын
Never thought that 11 billion crabs would make me laugh so much.
@day-sd1cd
@day-sd1cd Жыл бұрын
More crab funny moments Crab funny moments to mourn the 11 billion missing crabs. Mr krabs: “sponge boi me bob where am I”
@itscrab9124
@itscrab9124 Жыл бұрын
I grow stronger with every perspective of this session i watch
@JohnDoe-fz8uc
@JohnDoe-fz8uc Жыл бұрын
Laughing Is contagious, and these guys are best source for it 😂😂😂
@coach9313
@coach9313 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE make more videos with this group. Don't get me wrong, I like the Misfits wit Fitz and the gang, but this group just works so well together. Peak content😂
@EmpyriumRust
@EmpyriumRust Жыл бұрын
11:40 seconds of laughing at crabs
@Purpleshade29
@Purpleshade29 Жыл бұрын
Evolving into crab is a marylanders dream
@manticoregaming15
@manticoregaming15 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things I've heard whole day,Blarg is Indeed a man of Content
@Mika-ph6ku
@Mika-ph6ku Жыл бұрын
I can't believe they managed to keep the crab punchline going for the entire damn video!
@gary4014
@gary4014 Жыл бұрын
More crabs and punchlines than “Crabpunchers Weekly”
@BigMoney_L
@BigMoney_L Жыл бұрын
I'm stoned as fuuuuc and Jesus Christ this almost sent me to a place my laughter couldn't even comprehend, holy crab man, 11 billion crabs
@liamwoods198
@liamwoods198 Жыл бұрын
Watching these guys losing their minds over crabs is absolutely hilarious.
@SquirrelYouSmokeWith
@SquirrelYouSmokeWith Жыл бұрын
I can't believe we waited 2+ weeks for this crabby content.
@BEPPERSON451
@BEPPERSON451 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this one, I've been feeling a little crabby lately and your videos, even if they come once in 11 billion years makes me sea the light of day.
@jemarmour7796
@jemarmour7796 Жыл бұрын
this feels like a new age of swagger, this was the funniest video ive watched in a long time
@Imtrane15
@Imtrane15 Жыл бұрын
Impossible,I'm already on meds. You can't re-med me
@trashyzz
@trashyzz Жыл бұрын
I love how swagger made an entire video on one continuous bit about the 11 billion crabs that went missing 😂
@MrGreenz280
@MrGreenz280 Жыл бұрын
Man I haven't laughed this good in a while! this literally took off all the stress i built up. thanks swagger and goons.
@ShammusWammus
@ShammusWammus Жыл бұрын
I've watched this video four times now and today I got a nosebleed from laughing so hard at the dude scanning the crabs
@D.W._Bucks
@D.W._Bucks 3 ай бұрын
"Jesus Christ, Walt. What's in the bag? half a million crabs?" that shit had me in fucking tears.
@gandalf_thegrey
@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын
jokes on you swagger, I'm already on meds
@yestheinternetexplorer
@yestheinternetexplorer Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this is a third version of this video I see and I’m still dying laughing bc of these eleven billion goddamn crabs
@TaffruYT
@TaffruYT Жыл бұрын
The fact that you’ve stayed with you content style :) makes me happy watching your videos swag
@JabberZhoc
@JabberZhoc Жыл бұрын
I loved the part where he said “it’s crabbin’ time “ and then proceeded to go to Alaska and kill 11 billion crabs
@jtjensen
@jtjensen Жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard since the "Bunger" incident 😂😂
@spyguy888
@spyguy888 Жыл бұрын
2:28 luckily for Dooo, pretty early in the very first movie the two twin cars “flash” Lightning. Also according to Lightning he doesn’t have headlights so he has no nipples. The Cars universe anatomy is weird.
@Behold-a-Duck
@Behold-a-Duck Жыл бұрын
11 minutes of crabs. The greatest tribute to 11 Billion missing crabs.
@gabriellajos9297
@gabriellajos9297 Жыл бұрын
this entire video is literally just about crabs and it’s peak content
@usmcdevildog3497
@usmcdevildog3497 Жыл бұрын
2:14 pretty much, in the first movie the twin girls flash McQueen, everyone cheers as they do it
@killjax
@killjax Жыл бұрын
I love your videos man hope ur having fun
@thegamingdoge1463
@thegamingdoge1463 Жыл бұрын
This video is just several men devolving back into monkeys
@FrankTheUnknown
@FrankTheUnknown Жыл бұрын
Them: Life is like a highway. Me: Life is a dark alleyway and I'm getting shanked every step of the way.
@ryanthoms
@ryanthoms Жыл бұрын
The fact that this entire video is just crab humor goes to show how good you guys are even when you forget how to be funny
@BlueAxolotl2103
@BlueAxolotl2103 Жыл бұрын
Didn't think nearly 12 minutes of crab talk would be so funny 🤣
@josephthehamster4577
@josephthehamster4577 Жыл бұрын
yeah
@TZ_
@TZ_ 6 ай бұрын
Better Crab Saul Breaking Crab El Crabino
@kryptico2240
@kryptico2240 Жыл бұрын
Swaggers videos are set up in such a way that if you stop paying attention for half a minute you will miss vital lore to understanding the jokes from there on out. They just constantly build
@rakas_kone
@rakas_kone Жыл бұрын
this is the 4th time i've watched this session; i still laugh myself to death each time
@shifty1927
@shifty1927 Жыл бұрын
Yay another perspective of the crab session.
@gutsxr0ses
@gutsxr0ses Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I needed Jesse crabman in my life but now I can’t live without it 😂
@Nathreim1
@Nathreim1 Жыл бұрын
Ive lost count of how many times Ive watch the crab episode its honestly one of the funniest things Ive watched in a while and I keep coming back to it.🦀🦀🦀🦀
@DemonxModRx
@DemonxModRx 6 ай бұрын
Bro really missed the opportunity to title the video "this video will give you crabs"
@Kentrell_
@Kentrell_ Жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good day when swagger uploads
@nightxnos65
@nightxnos65 Жыл бұрын
Feels like 2017 again, good shit boys
@Constantine7135
@Constantine7135 Жыл бұрын
I love that this video was just an 11 minute bit
@nabetze6
@nabetze6 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit watching this video is the most I've laughed in months, thank you so much for this Swagger
@paranormallettuce7227
@paranormallettuce7227 Жыл бұрын
I moved on from swagger and the misfits just before I left highschool. I just kinda got tired of the offensive humor brand because it always felt like the same jokes for the shock value. Just now I saw this video in my feed and thought about checking how you’ve been doing. And this is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen from you in a long long time. Im really happy to see it and I’ll be here to start watching again :) thank you for this video
@Kroftiee
@Kroftiee Жыл бұрын
as someone who lives in alaska, i do in fact count crabs in my free time.
@tkrek2425
@tkrek2425 Жыл бұрын
Why was this the funniest video I have seen in a while, and all they did was talk about crabs 😂😂
@papajohn4948
@papajohn4948 Жыл бұрын
This is the third POV I've watched for this session and I regret nothing
@MrWeasel29
@MrWeasel29 Жыл бұрын
Keep an eye out for red lobster. Possibilities for the new item.....crabby patties!
@BrendleYT
@BrendleYT Жыл бұрын
This was the best of all the csgo videos out there
@Dan42137
@Dan42137 Жыл бұрын
Ducking crabs 😂😂😂 Has to be the funniest vid
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