Yeah lmao

Wait… you’re that guy! Cool, how are you?

Love your vids

Ikr

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

Yeah idk what policy some law firms may have but as a lawyer I would refuse to take a case like that

@@SnailMan63 I disagree I would take it because it’s a free case, there is no way u should lose that

As a guy with a lackadaisical disposition towards life, I see this as an absolute win

Pontiff? Dark Souls reference?

Tbf I would think sometimes dumb open and shut cases like this are a delightful break and dinner table story for them

Lmao yo I’m dieing lol lol

yeah that'll show em!!!

I'm only interested in the tournament if all the games are clearly rigged for you to win but you aren't allowed to mention that without being kicked out of the event

Did it happen?

le dot

karl is now pocketing that money, so i hope youre happy paying his bills

@@Justinicus24 You do realise the lawsuit against him still isn't over, right?

Don't say that, he's gonna sue you!!

also Marco Antonio Solis

Peter Dinklage was the perfect actor to represent him in pixels

Or someone’s best attempt at drawing Matt Mercer but with a beard

Your gonna get sued

Thought the same thing. This clown probably will

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

he said on the podcast that he would love to be sued by him

I'm pretty sure he'll try. It'd be idiotic, but that's never stopped him before.

I’m pretty sure if he got sued he’d be ok because of his money and his huge support from people and them wanting to help him

And then they'll all have nametags on their clothes and its all "Billy bitchell", "Billy ritchell", "Milly hitchell"

Everyone would be dressed like Bitchell. Even the prosecutors. Even the defendant. Even the Judge themselves.

Bitchell 😂😂😂

Okay I would pay to see that😂

He'd probably try to stupidly argue badgering the witness

MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO

An expert in gorilla warfare

"MY DAD WORKS AT MICROSOFT, I CAN GET YOU BANNED FOR HACKING IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER"

Killed? He has Infinity/Zero K.D.R.

*Insert 300 confirmed kills copy pasta

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tell him to use google alerts ;)

Yo he probably does that though

It’s funny because it’s probably true

Wtf

@Your Local Clown checks out

@@yourlocalclown3694Obvious bait is obvious + Username and Profile Picture checks out

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Ok, I wont👍

@@raymark6802 shit still made me laugh either way.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

1.1k likes and no comments? Dawg😨

@@i_musyozoku Criminal really.

How is this channel not a bot

@@luketzenx3 ok

@@Interbun I’m pretty sure this is a bot

Right?! He clearly has too much money 😂

Garrett Bobby Ferguson

It wasnt being in question whether he was a floating head or not... that was just the defense. Please, if youre going to be stupid, just dont type.

Haha was looking for the regular show reference

@@truthcansuck5555 take it easy, sped.

lmao

As if that would work. Charlie isn’t the type to back down.

@@ShockInazuma Let's not forget he has millions of people on his side too.

Moist Critikal net worth $12 million Billy Mitchell net worth $1 million I don't think he's quite stupid enough to do that.

By that logic you'd think he'd have sued AVGN first thinking he made that clip purposefully. Guess it would have been too high profile though.

dats wohn jick whaddup

And then he sued Cartoon Network for making a character based on him.

DUDE LOL just made a comment about this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes, Garry Bobby Furgesson or whatever the fuck his name was.

Giant Bearded Face

@@dinnermeats2 Garrett Bobby Ferguson aka Giant Bearded Face

Century

@@StatusQuoDefier my bad

as it should be

He has tattoos but I'm not sure if that was part of the free battle pass

@@rivulet5417 you have to grind to like level 68 or something

@@xxamstormxx 😂💀

@@xxamstormxx level 69 unlocked package deal comes with black tshirt also limoted edition bu y 1 now wlvel 420 unlocks monotone cooool voice with beard hair and free bread🍞:)

“you’re not a circus, you’re the entire entertainment industry”

@@KeraAssolAssolRewoVinum "you aren't the entertainment industry, you are the one who created it in the first place"

The best/saddest part of all this, is that Billy is almost 60 years old. Can anybody imagine thier Grandpa suing a youtuber over being made fun of?

If he reads this comment he will sue you 😆

The best part about this is the phrase comes from a game where you play as a lawyer

He would lie. Wouldn't even hesitate about it, either. He genuinely believes he's done nothing wrong. The man is a paranoid, delusional sociopath. He won't stop until he's in jail.

I was just going to say exactly that, he wouldn't hesitate to lie on the stand 😂😂

@@AristophMarloque He won't stop even if he gets put in jail. Sociopaths and psychopaths don't know when to stop and don't understand just how problematic their behavior is towards themselves and those around them.

His defamation case would be easily be dismissed due to overwhelming evidence ngl

@@AristophMarloque I feel like you're right, but I'm really curious how his answer would sound. Like, his speech. Would it sound confident? Like he believed it whole heartedly? Or like this is a lie he is so bought into that the lie is natural to him? I imagine the legality of him lying would hinge on whether he really believed himself or not, which isn't something you can really prove one way or another, but I find people like him interesting because it's so hard to tell just how much is delusion and how much is some sort of personality disorder. We've all known lesser versions of him, and, for me at least, these kinds of people just make me feel an intense discomfort.

I feel like something like that would happen irl. He just gets so pissed, he explodes

@@DynoSkrimisher I'd pay to see that.

it's even funnier to see the dumbass floating head with a body and realising this is a actual human being 💀

Same 😂

Haha overall this whole mans existence is sad . Got big balls for a record on a DK game? His mom doesn’t claim him as hers I’m just saying

even if he didn't deserve it in the first place xD

Yeah like jesus christ he could just be like... "Damn, you got me, I've made a mistake and now there are consequences" Instead we get "You think I've done something wrong here?! Huh PUNK?! I'll beat your ass if you say that mean word one more time!"

You mean able to let go of what he never had

As a former musician, i feared that i would become one of those drunk guys in a bar, still talking about what could've been. That actually sounds damn cool now :P.

definiton of a has-been

Billy Mitchell is the worst sub-human trash for doing what he did to Apollo Legend. What a worthless waste of biological material.

He didn't just die though, he committed game end (don't want my comment to be deleted so hopefully you got it).

I won't unsubscribe from Apollo. RIP Apollo, you should have never died.

You forgot that Billy Mitchell made fun of Apollo when he found he died

That’s some lowdown shit from Billy Bob there, what a pos

His hair creates a natural shielding around his face that absorbs all light, so that the public can never truly see his coarse and unnatural visage. What we do see, is enough.

I swear on anything he looks exactly like my uncle. Like I thought he was actually doing a video on my douche uncle

he looks like a hooded sith lord

Careful, he'll sue you lol

@@evanmyers9104 I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees that xD

Many Based Blessings Be Bestowed Upon You Brother

I wish I saw he face because I would have done the same.

Wow you're so cool. Next I bet a flock of 200 women came running over to you, screaming "fuck me".

What happened after that?

@@bloodngloss everybody in the arcade, including the arcade cabinets, stopped what they were doing to cheer and applaud.

I mean, crazier stuff has happened

@@classyrobot5648 i mean...someone sued themself to try and win money lol

@@slaymyface1357 and they won

@@slaymyface1357that dude used an infinite money flitch

Billie Mitchell is a Tom cruise character. Fake chin and beard. 'actor based reality theory'

@YeaMan legitimately did not ask

May god bless charlie's poor soul

I doubt Billy would sue. Charlie makes 4-5 mil a year and Billy knows if he lost he’d get counter sued and wouldn’t be able to afford it.

@@christopherlewallen1829 nah don't give bots attention

The tantrum of Billy Mitchell*

the mere essence of a joke

Worst insult

billy is nowhere close to entertaining

bro hasnt even watched the whole video

In truth he is the entire life force of what we humans call comedy

Not really.

When your ego is so big that you're essentially just a Giant Bearded Face, that's pretty difficult to do.

He's actually a villain though.

yup, with enough intellect, charisma, and 0 ego you can flip any scenario to your favor.

His ego would never allow him to be humbled.

Exactly, maybe Billy was just being helpful lollll

funny how a lawsuit helps you 😅

And now more people know him as a cheating douchebag lol.

If Karl defamed him with the supposed slander that he engaged in than he should easily lose.

The thing is this wont end anything, this man has lost lawsuits before and nothing changed

what I want to know, is HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUING AGAIN? isn't there some sort of limitation?

@@Electronica27 if there isn't, there should be... This shit is exhausting just to hear and watch and I'm tired of it. Can't imagine for Karl.

@@Electronica27 Depends on what case but yeah, double jeopardy exists.

Charlie has assets that'd allow him to afford the entire process without issue. Karl didn't have that luxury at the start of that lawsuit and Bitchell's lawsuit strategy is to drag it out so long that the defendant can't afford to keep defending themself.

Because billy keeps making himself look like an absolute clown

I honestly can’t wait

@Hunter Vonnegut I'm not personally, but for perspective, if you donated $20 to a KZfaqr you've watched for years, and tens of hours of content FOR FREE, compared to television or other forms of entertainment, it's pretty fair. Side note; seen you said Elon Musk is dumb.. please show me how to be that rich and dumb, because I'll be a full blown idiot

@Hunter Vonnegut when someone says “let’s be real” they actually mean “this is a dogshit take but I’m going to say it anyways”

@@Napenthe Big words.. you know this guy lived with his brother in an office creating PAYPAL?? They took turns sleeping under a desk , I think I understand economics plenty, cope harder

And a white t-shirt

Lol he bought the Jesus DLC

@@LumboDumbo he was in charge of respawn testing in the beta

Bro had the barber off gta

He has never cried in his life because he really is Jesus. He is cringeless.

thechnically there are but its a relatively new thing so its not concretely defined and not every state in the US employs it

There are, but it takes a LOT to be labeled as a frivolous litigant, depending on the jurisdiction; even in the most lenient of jurisdictions, the label of "frivolous litigant" is a fairly high bar to meet. It's a double-edged sword, because it allows for rightful litigants to file suit against those who have genuinely wronged them, but it also allows jerks like Billy to abuse the system to silence his critics. Also not all states have anti-SLAPP laws on the books, otherwise most of these cases would be thrown out because they are explicitly intended to discourage public participation by silencing critics.

Just make the guy that started the idiot lawsuit pay for both legal defenses

@@Jus7here some states have an anti-SLAPP(Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation) law, which allows lawsuits designed to stop a person using their first amendment rights to quickly have them dismissed and then allow them to SLAPP-back to get the legal fees back.

I agree but you fucking scared me. I read this as he said frivolously suits

Too bad its going to greedy ass lawyers

So long as Billy is losing money, it's a pretty just cause imo

I guess there was at least one good thing he did. 😢

Don’t be disappointed. Role models can disappoint. Just be better! :) Don’t let Billy being unhinged take away a core memory

Just part of growing up, realizing most of your idols/people you look up aren’t what they seem

Never meet your heroes

Some people go out sad, not accepting that they are washed up.

r/rareinsults

Very right Obi Wan

Everyone’s attempted that?

He looks like Garret Bobby Ferguson from regular show

He looks like he still thinks it's 1975.

FRIVOLOUS? See you in court.

I don’t know, a guy who pokes and prods clearly mentally unstable person who’s known for idiotic lawsuits for content? No, I wouldn’t say he deserves any support. It’s a scummy thing to do to make content off of mentally unstable people. Not only that, but then to also act surprised as if the guy has never done something like this before, and then try to milk his viewers for even more money by coming up with some bogus legal defense cost.

100% Hope everyone gets behind Karl - he's an absolute legend

I can say frivolous too

@@worldchamp1999 are you willing to die on this hill?

sadly, the process is the punishment

@@MephiticMiasma fax

@@MephiticMiasma but hes prob gonna gain a lot of subs from this so after the dust settles he's gonna have a larger audience and a more steady cash flow

I read up on that quickly but dont get it. Is it just so no time is wasted on bs lawsuits?

@@John-Doe-Yo Yeah, basically. It means that you can't just sue someone as an intimidation tactic, which is what this guy is doing. They are often too expensive to fight, so you cave in even if you're not guilty. It's just to silence you

@@cadence4disaster Ah okay thanks. Cheers mate.

@@John-Doe-Yo Yes, but they are often poorly designed in a way that also very frequently results in actual legitimate defamation suits being dismissed without the victim even getting a chance to have their day in court, the idea is a good one but in practice they have a lot of problems too.

@@coopercummings8370 yeah personally I think the best solution would to be to waive the legal fees until guilt is determined but that’s difficult to do in capitalism

A Fistful of Quarters was awesome

go mustangs

The comment below says he was a math teacher?

@@ranimeRAT geometry is a form of math

@Rhianna Lynch Geometry is a part of mathematics lol

He always do it

The Good Mythical Moist Man himself? That's where Mitchel has officially lost

"Gamer"

Jobst isn't really unpopular. A lot of his videos have millions of views

@@antepa112 I think he meant by comparison

So that means billy won't be around for a long time now right?

@@aetriis Hopefully, but the idea is not to win the case The idea is too sue a person so much they cant continue Sadly it works most of the time, luckily people have been supporting Karl with this one Billy is probably hoping Karl gives up soon

If I remember Legal Eagle correctly, that last part isn't always true in the US. Suing someone into bankruptcy despite being objectively wrong is a viable strategy depending on where the suit was filed. Then again, not a lawyer myself, just parroting one. If you want my sources, just search "slapp suit".

@@mightytoast2693 yeah I had a feeling, wasn’t sure which type but they’re in the minority

Then i don't get why the other guy needs to beg for money. It seems kind of fishy to me. That guy is either e-begging and Charlie is helping him get money or the American system is so fucked that you somehow have to spent more money on defending yourself when the accuser makes ridiculous claims that need no proof whatsoever.

Wise words

Too much tik tok will ruin your motherfucking brain 🧠.

Billy Bitchell

The Pixels parody of him is a better person

Massively underrated comment. And that's coming from someone that's personally suffered his presence.

Billy Mitchell: "Why not both?"

Jamal Jackson: "hello motherfucker!"

With their wrong hand.

Twin Galaxies was, in all likelihood, complicit in his cheating. It was a group of buddies who would all verify obviously bogus claims. I bet Billy uses this as a defense.

@@MrPancake1225ayylmao This was before Jace Hall acquired it. Everyone has praised the new management that has been cleaning house of the former owner cheating.

@@luketzenx3 Alright dude, you want an award or a prize for that?

What if every case that won took proceeds and paid it forward to defend the next shit he pulls but kept it going. That account can't be bottomless. Eventually it would become too much trouble and he'd have to slow down or stop. Buuuuut if he doubled down eventually he'd have to start pawning those American flag accessories and suits.

​@@rolandhooton8275 The same Jace Hall formerly of Monolith, voice of Tchernobog, and survivor of Texas-Based Technocryptid John Carmack, that Jace Hall?

..that you faked

And I thought my life was sad.

Steve Wiebe legitimately won the DONKEY KONG record!

He's more pathetic than dsp. Dsp despite playing a broken version of SF atleast actually played fairly to earn his crappy 4th place. Where this guy just outright cheated.

That friend that tells the same joke over and over because 5 years ago when he said it the first time it was hilarious 😬

John Dick

"Dear Iosef Tarasov, I'm very upset you came after me and killed my puppy. I will see you in court."

an absolute legend.

@@zackestin1368 r/beatmetoit

That sounds like the Regular Show case that they talk about in the video

@@ethanor when I saw the thumbnail I thought oh it’s the guy from the arcade episode of regular show😂

And he lost, as he deserved. Regular show is absolutely amazing

@@ethanor LMAOOO

another great defense would be that he's not the only white man with long brown hair and a beard who plays video games lmfao he's such a joke

How? Karl is slandering billy. Karl deserves to pay for damages you troglodytes

I mean, he got into the lawsuit business a long time ago, there is no coming back now If he comes out not taking it seriously anymore i doubt anyone would "forgive" him or take it with hearth as they would if he did right when he was spotted, or after his first lawsuits, but at that time i think he was on kahoot with the number one speedrun site on the internet, if i dont mix my butthurt speedrun cheater stories

@@ArseAllowance He's friends with Todd Rodgers and they not only ran in the same circles but IIRC ol' Toddie verified some of Billy Bitchell's records, too. So even if you mixed it up you'd have done it for a reason, they're both cheaters and friends and bamboozled Twin Galaxies and Guinness together.

He's just an 0ld washed up l0ser trying to remain relevant

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

I loved King of Kong, hated how Billy submitted this grainy shit VHS that 'proved' he beat Steve's score like hours after his got the record and they just accepted it

The comment above says he was a geometry teacher?

@@ranimeRAT geometry is a derivative form of mathematics

@@KingLoof ah OK I was confused why the two comments said different things

Damn you knew Billy Mitchel as a kid?