Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.

"real life Mr. Krabs" lol

My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me

If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help. Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.

Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂

Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart

“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario” Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario

That rented McLaren line goes unnecessarily hard

“Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto

This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"

"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..." Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂

Bro is built like a stick bug 💀

The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible

"All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!

"2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO

"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates. Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.

As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public. I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car. The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset. We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍

this man really just said pre workout is making you "more stupider" and meant it with all his heart

“I don’t cook I don’t clean” ain’t no way his goofy ass just quoted wap 💀

I hope this guy gets the help he needs

You can tell just how secure he is by how he only ever talks about other guys' girlfriends and how he wishes he could have them.

This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.

that “keys to the castle” line with that mischievous chuckle made me throw my fine phone through a window onto my lawn 😊

"2 French fries duct taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle". I'll start using that🤣🤣🤣

He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.

As a woman who is dating a man who is jobless, I would never in a million years choose this shallow dude over my loving boyfriend.

The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.

"it makes you more stupider" "more stupider" .. alright... you showed them, tiger!

I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are: - "I can't cook" and - "The contents of my fridge suck"

I love how he tries to talk shit about people being stupid and yet uses the phrase "more stupider."

More stupider is superfluous. The irony of calling people stupid whilst being stupid.

It’s amazing how poorly spoken these self-proclaimed “rich” marketers are.

It's really sad when these guys don't even realize how insecure they are.

My favorite part was when he called people who go to the gym "more stupider". Truly a man who's not only rich but also a grammar wizard..

I love moist critical. He just puts it as it is. He never fails to make a video that makes me smile, but also wonder. It was very good at covering the major stories on the Internet.

At 7:13, rather than "agility", the whiteboard says: Income: 1) Agency 2) Coaching 3) Forex etc.

Dude gives off "I paid so much money for Andrew Tates classes so I know what women want" energy 😂😂

I'm just imagining a scenario where this guy hires a bodyguard to "protect" his girl and and he runs away with her.

the only thing this guy will pull up is the police asking him if he has a small arms license and registry.

"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Nah, he just takes it for the flavor.

I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.

Man as someone who doesn't have much going on... this made me feel better about myself. Like at least I'm not that level of pathetic.

Speaking as someone who had no idea what a mclaren even was before this video, I think it's funnier if he tried to show off his fancy cars to people who have no idea what those kinds of cars are even for or about. I don't think he realises that showing off fancy sports cars only applies to people who also know about those cars as well.

Active Power, inc. in Madison, Ohio sells decent quality, cheap McLaren kits. All you need is a 1980's Corvette donor car, which costs significantly less than a real McLaren. Finding audio files of any engine are easily found online. With respect to Bruce McLaren, 1937-1970.

"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.

If "my girl" left me for him I'd be upset but then I'd be glad because no one should have a partner who takes the first opportunity to "upgrade". What a nice person he is to help me realize this. Thank you, you are my hero.

"More stupider" Sounds like he's been taking preworkout by his logic.

“Buddy out here built like two French fries duct taped to an uncooked pasta noodle”

I like how the dude tried to sound all cool and smooth in that beginning video but he lets out the nerdiest laugh I’ve ever heard

This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂

When he talked about like, if you don't make less than 10 k, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, I literally thought, what are you going to do send, iron Legion on somebody?

“more stupider” broke me bro 😂

The nervous laugh after he said "i've got the keys to the castle" was exactly how i expect him to laugh.

Calling someone stupid by calling them “more stupider” is an immediate self destruct

4:19 the fact that He uses the 2 videos thingy is sad. Like He needs a GTA video so we can see his stuff. Good vid Penguin I love you’re stuff

“Built like 2 French fries duct taped to a noodle”

As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.

the 10k a month to protect his girlfriend is to hire the security team to keep her away from him so he doesn't hurt her. a true hero.

"two french fries duct taped into an uncoocked spaghetti noodle" that shit cracked me up real hard😂😂

3:09 charlie is a goddamn poet. This roast had me SOBBING

"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.

If someone leaves their partner for someone else on-sight then they ain't worth keeping around in the first place 💀💀💀

Also I was able to freezeframe it, it says Income at the top, then "Agency" and "coaching" underneath

This entire video had me in tears! Hilarious! The "facts" dude was absolutely owned by those women! He must have been incredibly unlucky to have picked consecutive confident and independent ladies. I also don't know where the small insecure little gentleman is getting his information.. not all of us are gold diggers and or money hungry. Why the fuck would I like a dude for money? I can make my own. I've been with the same dude for 8 years, we literally don't have to say any words, we can communicate through looks, but he also let's me talk non stop for an entire road trip. He puts up with my strange historical documentary obsession. He knows my favorite foods, my fears, the small things that make me genuinely happy. It's a good reminder to not become complacent or take what you have for granted.

"He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle." I can't breathe!

As a woman, I think I can speak for all of us when we say we don’t want him 💀 money doesn’t buy the ability to buy girlfriends when 90% of us could literally beat him up Guys relax it’s a joke but if he’s gonna call women bitches I’ll do a lil body shaming lol

And then guys like him say women are golddiggers?? But then he says men should make at least 10k a month to protect their women? WTF??

my first impression is that he was hurt / rejected in favor of muscular guys and now has something to make up for what he lacked

I love when sociopaths confidently declare they know what normal people are like

"If I pull up in this, your girl's coming with me." What is gen z smoking that they come up with shit like this lmfao. If this guy or any other guy pulled up in a McLaren and said "hey babe, come with me" my girlfriend would cry from laughing so hard. And shave your mustache, you're barely out of high school. 4 years ago you were batman for Halloween. Crazy.

Two french fries duct tape to a uncooked spaghetti noodle 🤣🤣🤣

It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.

He proves that money can’t buy you a personality.

Why does bro sound like he says “no more Mr nice guy” and fall after looking down, has his own theme song for walking and idling 💀

“You need to make $10k a month to protect your girl” Very interesting. I have a gun

The fact he thinks he can go up to any woman and say “let’s have sex now.” And them say “OkAy” is laughable.

I know this sounds crazy but as a female, I actually prefer to be treated like an equal human being and not an object

Anyone else ever notice how Charlie likes to treat his videos like a phone call?

"The only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread man from Shrek tried to attack your girl" Bro 😭😭

I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser. He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho

"Rockin that mandark body type!" 🤣👌🏻 one of my favorite things about charlie is the references to the classic legendary cartoons i grew up with! 😆👍🏻

bro the music, glasses and forza clips, i cant 💀💀💀

The fact that he's proud that he doesn't cook, says a lot

This guy would absolutely start crying if he ever got into a real confrontation over someone's partner

The “douche bag slender man jump scare” got me😂 I almost chocked on a sunflower seed.

Dude that was a full blown violation 😂😂 I had some very good laughs thank you Charles! God bless

It must be so disappointing to wake up as this guy and see grandpa Charlie dishing out a healthy dose of reality for you on a platter.

"If you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle" He is actually good in giving people confidence to break his bones

Mclaren and Maserrati - a recipe for financial disaster 💀

He is the type of person who could fail a personality test 💀

Homie really said “more stupider” a true wordsmith

“All that preworkout you’re taking is making you more stupider” The 3rd grade grammar is hilarious to me

"It's making you more stupider." Spoken like a true genus.

You can tell how rich he is by the way he has his microphone taped to his chest

something I like about commentators like penguinz0 is because they’re so calm.it’s like a relaxation to my ears.😭😭

Two french fries duct taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle. Thats gold, mate 😂🍻

"girls need a man that need to protect and provide for them" bro couldn't even protect himself against an angry chicken if he tried

If you ever feel insecure or down, just remember this dude.

“He’s not wearing a lot of ice, and he’s clearly a guy that loves to flex” absolute bombshell for my brain to hear Charlie say

"get away you scallywag" got me dying🤣