A better version of “if the government can have it, then so should I” might be “if I can’t have it, then the government shouldn’t either”

“Today I was on twitter, I know, my bad” has to be one of the funniest most accurate things ever

"Because twitters algorithm confused that for conversation"...I'm amazed how well you can sum up 95% of what is wrong with social media with such a simple phrase.

That's just it: governments shouldn't have them either.

I realized this like 25 years ago. You could have a cure for every cancer and SOMEONE will still hate you for it.

"I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax..."

I love Hank Green because he restores my faith in humanity after his brother John destroys it 😂😂😂

“Earlier today I was on twitter, I know, my bad.” Why did that have me rolling for some reason

I'm sure in 1985 plutonium can be bought at the local drug store but in 1955 it's a little harder to come by. -Doc Brown

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a vial of smallpox is a good guy with a vial of smallpox.” -John Green, 2022

Ages ago I hear John Green say that the reason he doesn't mind paying taxes, a portion of which goes to schools, even though he himself doesn't have children, is because he doesn't want to live in a country full of stupid people and I think about it every two weeks.

Going to Twitter expecting logic is like going to a nightclub expecting chocolate milk.

"And because Twitter's algorithm confused that for conversation."

"Thats a spicy meatball" lmaoooo killed me

There will always be Rebels Without A Clue needing to "stick it to the Man" somehow.

"...Twitter's algorithm confused that for conversation..."

bro was like LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS

I love how you twisted that good guy with a gun quote into smallpox that was genius brother thank you for that

“Earlier today, I was on Twitter, which… I know, my bad.”

The kind of people who want to buy nuclear weapons at Walmart, are the same kind of people who won’t get your Smallpox analogy deep enough.