😂😂😂 The French poodle, "I'm not 'appy."

I sit with my mother at night while she sleeps, and I tried not to laugh. She has a rare form of Parkinson's, and stops breathing at night sometimes, so I watch her to make sure she is ok. I watch stuff like this to help with the stress of it. I did everything I could not to laugh 😅 but I couldn't help it. Luckily she just snorted and stayed asleep 😴 🙃 😄 Thank you so much for making my life easier in moments of stress!!! You are the best, and my favorite comedian!!! Love to you and your family. Stay safe 🙏 😁💜

Much as I enjoy lewd jokes and lots of swearing in my stand-up comedy, Michael has the brilliance to make you choke on your tongue with laughter about the most mundane things! He has the power to make you chuckle every time you encounter something silly or annoying in everyday life and that is the purpose of a comedian done right!

As a kiwi I can confirm saying Deck really can get one in trouble 😊

OMG the password thing was absolutely spot on with all 3 🤣🤣 I was praying he'd finish with an exclamation mark and he did! Great stuff.

The German shepherd killed me 😂

Michael is quite extraordinary; despite the title of this video he is the comedian who unlike many others does not rely on jokes about sex - which generally aren’t even very funny - to get by. Michael takes every day situations that we’ve all experienced and has us all laughing from the absurdity and the truth of it. Absolutely love him. Don’t change Michael!

The password got me dead!!!!! Everyone has very similar concept !!! 😂🤣

I can confirm as an Australian that the description of the Australian accent is so accurate 😂😂

The password bit is something everyone can relate too, gave me a big laugh.

Michael is just sooooo good with accents. He is just fabulous :)

Oh, My! I’m an American and in hospital for chronic illness. As soon as my nurse heard your voice busted out laughing, “Ackle Ackentire!” It was a lovely bonding moment.

Michael gets 1 key for the hardwood deck on the 6 floor. Hotel receptionists are always so helpful to Michael. 😂😂❤

As an Aussie, that is the best description of an Aussie accent I’ve ever heard.

Awesome, could watch him all day....but then would never get anything done except laughing!

Once i told an australian "you have the most venomous creatures on earth".he said "yeah but they don't always bite".

This is the best french accent from a non french person I've ever heard !!

Passwords are SO true! Hahaha!

I joined Netflix just to watch Michael McIntyre’s special. Absolutely hilarious! I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. Thank you Michael for doing what you do!! 😀

He seems like such a genuinely lovely fellow! Love his comedy.

"feast on those" had me DEAD ahahaha

The password section is so true. I instantly related to it

Oh, I remember watching that whole thing on Netflix the day it came out. Hilarious as always!

I never get tired of watching all of the old clips, but this is brilliant to see! Michael you are a comedy legend!

I feel attacked with the passwords 🤣

“You’ve got more chance of being hit by a car!” “Not when I’m swimming, I don’t!” This is gold

He’s nailed the New Zealand accent big time. Love from Australia 🇦🇺🦘❤️

No words that express the gift this man has!!! Fascinating!!

I am embarrassed to say that I didn't catch the time difference joke at first. I absolutely love this man, he has a way of making life look more interesting than it really is 😂😂👌👌😘😘

A brilliant observer of life and our daft ways' 👏👏

Michael McIntyre is brilliant. No matter how many times I watch his videos I find his materia hilarious. Never tire of Michael.

Kiwi and Aussie accents done very well XD Thank you and I have watched your Netflix show more than once already. Take care of yourself, Mate

“She needs to jog on” classic British phrase 🤣😂🤣🥰🥰

Michael McIntyre never fails to get me laughing, without fail💯🤣

So scary - that is precisely how my own password evolved exactly, right up to the explanation point. OMG!

Hahahah, the passwords part is soo true

Never tired of watching Michael's jokes. He is so relatable. Take care brother.

And then when you finally have your capital letter, 1 and special exclamation point - they ask you to change your password every 3 months and then you're at a complete loss.

He never fails to make me not JUST laugh at his magical powers of wit & delivery, his precision in nailing a punchline multiple times throughout the skit sometimes he causes me to wet myself from laughing so hard! 😂😂

I can confirm as a kiwi that the description of the new Zealand accent is accurate 🤣😂

I was fully called out on the password one, so accurate :D

Thank you for this special surprise to fill up my weekend slot. My family was practically dying from laughter. And I think my mum had probably not seen a more relatable statement than *Once my wife wakes up in the middle of the night, she can't go back to sleep.*

Those accents 😭 I’m in love

This man is so expressive, I don't understand many things here but still watching.

I am absolutely crying over the dog joke lol

What a shitty year for this world, we need this man in all languages

The password part is spot on.

In Northern Ireland they told me “the quarkest way” to get to the pool.

LOVE the dog story! I'm from Stralia mate!!!!

Michael is so refreshing, he’s honestly probably my favorite comedian 😂 (American btw if that means anything, I know he’s a big British personality). But it’s so refreshing to not hear race jokes, or sex jokes, or the worst... political jokes 🙄 they just aren’t funny, and honestly, they aren’t healthy either. I would never want to control speech. But just a an observation, that kind of comedy is just not healthy for a society. Anyway, I love how Michael just takes ordinary things and makes them hilarious. It truly is refreshing to see!

I GOT TO SEE HIM LIVE WHEN HE CAME TO IRELAND I WAS DEAD WITH LAUGHTER HE WAS SO GOOD AND FUNNY

As a Scottish, he defo got our dog on point lmao

When he talks about passwords that's exactly what I do to my password the first letter is capitalized and at the end is a number one with an explanation point. How does he know does everybody do this. I thought I was special

As an Aussie, he is spot on. For New Zealanders spot on. . Six and sex always a joke for the kiwi's.

Omg what a crack up love it when he takes this piss out of us kiwis the way we talk haha 🤣🤣🤣

"THANK YOU! for the gift of laughter!!!!!!!"

just sharks? we have spider, snakes, fire, flood, croc's yep...welcome to Australia.

I owned a Scottie for 15 years and yes, they have attitude!!

The only person who makes me laugh!! Can’t get enough of him! Michael you are the best!! Thank you for entertaining us! ♥️

We were at a mini golf place in NZ. We were told there is a "pin and a disc at each hole". After getting him to repeat it a couple of times, we realised there was a "pen and a desk at each hole" - to write your score.

1:18 perfect impression😂

Never ceases to be funny!

I’m so pleased to hear him performing his comedy acts on stage rather than comparing at some annoying quiz show. His unique sense of seeing things is just beautiful.

hes being hysterical about the sharks... but that was also really really funny

This penguin must be one of the most funny penguins in the world today.

This gentlemen is absolutely exceptional with his comedy.

Y'all ever see a comment and and just think: "Damn, I wish I posted that."?

Scarily accurate. Love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God bless you Michael for giving my dog an accent 😂🐕

Nobel prize for peace for Michael McIntyre please!

Australian moving to NZ. I feel so called out right now. LOL

Re-watching this eventho I've seen it on Netflix bc Michael is always funny. Love his bits about his wife 🤣

As a kiwi, I kept hearing the word deck. Over and over. So you must have that part of the accent pretty well nailed. As well as the upward inflection at the end of each sentence - good observation!

LOVE YOU Michael, praying you are truly funny and easy going all the time and do not suffer with depression like so many comedians. I love you! Never give up even when people don’t laugh... it is ok.

I've never been in New Zealand but this video make me laugh 😂😂

I'm feeling called out by the password part :O

He can always make me laugh 😂

Absolutely the funniest comedian in my life right up there with Morecambe and Wise for me at 61. The special almost gave me a coronary especially the weeing in the night routine. Thanks, Mr. McIntyre you are a legend. So bloody good at accents.

As a New Zealander, I find New Zealand vowels fascinating - I can really relate!

im in school I need to concentrate helpppppp I’m addicteddd

My password is exactly what he described.

I watched the entire show the other night. It is so good!! I was counting down the days until it came out and I was not disappointed. Please hit Pittsburgh on your next US tour Michael!

Soooo true!! After living in NZ for a year, I can confirm that he has the NZ accent exactly right.

I once commented on a Nee Zeelanders video: "Its "air" not "ear". He was not amuzed. I did not regret it either, because it was funny

One funny guy. Love all his jokes 😆

1:13 vowells are not picked at random; they are moved along one: eggs = iggs (iggs are actually Eskimo (and even Innuit) houses without toilets).

I’m laughing so much, we have a Scottie 😂

His French poodle almost went Latino right at the end.

The whole show was so funny Michael MacIntyre is hilarious

Absolute legend 🤣😎

Michael McIntyre is pure genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This man is so funny!!! I laughed so hard, I snorted and cried!!! 😂😂😂😂

Michael is brilliant as always ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

It's strange to hear him swear. This man is just so funny.

im from new zealand WAIT HEY WERE NOT THAT BAD!

A natural in comedy. Love watching.

Best joke: "only on Netflix" !

Oh that password setting is SO true!!!! :-) cracked me up

This guy is brilliant!!! And, funny as!!!!

My Favourite comedian, Cheers from Algeria