1:24 Actually, if you consider castling, a king can move 2 squares. So half of that is 1

Na the pieces don't get fat from eating the other pieces. They're carrying the dead bodies around which is why they're slowed down.

I am very impressed that you actually managed to win this with your king stuck on the only open file.

1:34 The opponent forks the video

Actually the maximum a queen can move is 7*sqrt(2), so after dividing by 2 she can move 7/2*sqrt(2), or a little less than 5.

6:03 Response? “The things I do for love.” And then push the B pawn

Not only did Simp complete the mission, he also upended the challenge itself by causing a unit to GAIN movement upon capturing when he promoted his pawn. Good stuff!

Fun fact: in Italy we use many terms for taking: prendere (litterally taking), catturare (catch, like Pokémons) and mangiare (eat). So yea, as an Italian, I find this challenge relatable

castling counts as a king move and that makes him move 2 squares.

All things considered, this was a surprisingly normal-looking game of chess...GG.

i'm gaining weight while watching this, g'morning chess simps, don't forget breakfast in this summer heat

What a coincidence that you got an opponent from Finland, since we call captuting "syödä" in finnish which means to eat lol

hah, amazing episode. The BOI, the side bar, the wild comment at the end, challenge won... 10/10- nay. 11/10 content!

4:58 you take a rook with a pawn, not with a queen. so techically she can move like a skinny athletic and probably hungry queen

Caseoh chess

Very good game. Challenge adhered to, good strategy, opponent wasn't overly stupid.

Chess Simp must have had a stroke because of the number of bad moves he played in the opening.

Only a coward would think that 1 Spongebob isn't a threat by itself

Fat people aren't slow, but if a slim person gains a lot of weight quickly, they become slow until their muscles build up to compensate, as happens here.

I thought that pieces becoming immobile would make this challenge impossible. Props for beating it anyway!

Really good challenge and great video

One of the best challenges in a while, very fun to watch.

Other ways for this challenge to work is if they take a break for 2 turns after capturing or if they have to take breaks for a number of turns equal to the number of captures they’ve made.

The promoted queen distance calculations was unexpected to me, I feel like the capture was done by the pawn, thus its distance should be halved, a then the gender change took place. So I thought you would either make it harder for yourself by saying that the halved pawn distance is applied even though it changed gender, or that you would make it easier by saying that the pawn's halved distance was reset by changing gender.

Great challenge and great execution!

Blundered checkmate at the end there

A queen can actually move a bit more than 7 squares because it can go from one corner of the board to another which is sqrt(98) which is about 9, half of 9 rounded down is 4

I'd say adding "minimum of 1" to the challenge is reasonable.

Technically speaking, promoting by capture is the pawn's capture, not the piece's. Therefore, your promoted queen has full movement.

My brain ate a lot of information, now the generous person I am, my brain won't work anymore.

Fun fact: In Spanish (or at least in Mexico), the coloquial term for a pice taking another player's pice in any game is Comer (eat) So if you're playing with your friends, you say Alfil se come a la Torre (Bishop eats Rook)

Finally one of those I can give you full respect and credit for xd

Proof that even less-flexible Chads are still Chads.

I actually would argue that the promoted queen hadn't captured anything. I think of it more of a substitution.

That comment chain was gold^^

best video so far

As a fat persone, i was really leaning into running, so i was fastest in my class at some point. However, i dont enjoy being fat and were activly trying to get into shape.

0:37 *_Boy_*

If the pawn promotes, is it a capture by the pawn or the promoted piece? I assumed the former.

What a pity your opponent didn't move his king to G3 on his last move, we missed a nice checkmate with a pawn

I feel like this opponent was pretty good for a 100 rated.

Why the hell would you want only half of my cat????

Half of queen's max move length is sqrt(7^2+7^2)/2 = 4.94

Fat is definitely an athletic disadvantage. But you totally can have strong muscles, good running form and a strong cardiovascular system while simultaneously being a little fat. If you go to a marathon you will see some of these people. And have you ever tried to beat an NFL linemans 40 time? Because that'll humble you.

I'm starting to get used to the new music. Admitittly the old music was kinda repetitive

I felt like 6... Bxf2+ made the king position even scarier because of checks along the f-file later, especially after 10... Nge7 instead of 10... Nf6. I thought 6... Bd4 was maybe the only way to distract the knight from giving a check, although 7. c3 h6 8. cxd4 d6 9. dxe5 is still really annoying. But it worked out in the end!

1:24 1 divided by half is 2

Didn’t the black square bishop make an illegal move?

3:40 you mean go c3 not c2 good video btw

How you dont know Spongebob?!

Kind of feel a knight should be exempt; it isn't like the horsey is the one eating people.

extra thicc

Video 143 of asking simp to play fps chess This close to just joining the discord bruh

How come simp never moved to g5? I know it technically didnt trap the knight since Ng6 would've saved it but i honestly doubt the guy would've went there, from move 18 to move 23 or smth it was completely hanging

At 1:20, you should have played Kf8 to avoid the opponent's check while giving your king the possibility to move in the future since he hasn't captured anything...

Suomi mainittu, torille!!!!

chess: vore edition

tortillat avataan jne

Actually I’d argue that while fat people maybe aren’t slow, they definitely struggle with the far

SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLA TAVATAAN!

Here's some physics: Lets say we have two masses M and m, where M > m. An equal force F is applied to both M and m. We can see using F = ma that the acceleration of M - lets call it A, is smaller than the acceleration of m - lets call it a. So a > A. We also know that a = vt. We're assuming t (time) to be the same in both scenarios, so if a > A, that would mean v > V. In other words, the velocity/speed of the bigger mass M (V) is less than the velocity/speed of the smaller mass m (v). Finally, we can say, that no matter your opinion, Chess Simp, the laws of the universe require that *fat people are slow.*

3:15 my guy, that is no outpost

🤨 Disagree with the _idea?_ It's not a matter of opinion whether or not fat people are slow. It's a matter of statistics; stereotypes have at least _some_ basis in fact. Beyond that it's a matter of the fat individual. I know two separate people over 350 lbs. and the one asks people to go in front of him on the stairs while the other works in construction and can bench (nearly) his own weight. 🤔 Or do you just mean you want all fat people to hustle more in general?

Yes, Finnish opponent!

Day 24 Chess,but the game must end in a bishop and knight checkmate

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