he was traumatised by his mother speeding kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b7R7dbuG2dmocmg.html

😂😂😂😂 the amount of cringe.

Unless he saw breasts I doubt he'd even notice.

Clarkson wouldn't have let her merge in the first place. haha

The ending of Clarkson's sentence would probably be something about chlamydia.

Last night ....I saw , A HAND 🤚 then I bought me rolls

TheMilitantHorse And for all I know, James May hates me for the very same reason. I could be distraught at the thought (but I’m not).

*Normal brit: I am not

"Normal" and "republican" do not belong together

A free world, uumm interesting. Not sure what planet you live on.

@david edbrooke-coffin A focus! On what?

lol Same. He could talk about the engineering of a pencil. I'd listen to every word. And then wonder why I did.

@@dave131 I know nothing about engineering, planes, or even cars and I loved watching his Toy Story documentaries, as well as the car stuff.

It's probably because he doesn't use the word "like" every second word

Me too, imagine him reading the workshop manual for the Rolls Royce Corniche hardtop! #james may audio books?

he reminds me of my godfather

i heard clakson just now

@@IIIAlTheButcherIII I think everyone did.

If the Duke was driving the car would be on its Roof.

THE SPEEEEEEEEDDDD

That's where Corbyn got his ideas

Thanks

@@MausOfTheHouse nice tonk 🤓

Well TopGearNS he as a driving hatred for him so no

@TopGeaNS: Young James May beat him to death with his wooden shoe so no, he's not coming.

Well, @TopGearNS, he drove past James 50 years ago, even after the poor five-year old waited for him for about two hours, way too quickly, and James now hates him extremely highly, so that's a no... But we now know of James' love for a womans hand and how he bought a car after she did a tiny gesture causing him to have a sudden, immense pleasure in his car.

affected his auto immune system

I was walking my dogs around Saratoga Wyoming when I suddenly got itches on my neck and arms... suddenly I saw a Brand new Rolls Royce. I went to the clinic. The nurse said, “Well, it is Conquistadors Week.” I was so relieved because it would be another year until I had the symptoms again. Look up Saratoga Conquistadors week for the point.

Elizabeth S great answer

Itcy !

www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/news/james-may-itching-sell-1972-rolls-royce-corniche/ Turns out he was allergic to leather. Man, I do not envy him. Well, okay, maybe just a little bit.

James doesn't do heights. Richard doesn't do Insects and Jeremy doesn't do subtlety.

I cant help but read these comments in Jeremy Clarkson's voice 🤣

Tonight: we mend a Corniche on the edge of a cliff.

@@razvanrra And then fly off in a helicopter, taking the keys with us.

Joshua Snyder That is actually true, he wrote about it on DriveTribe. He developed an allergy to the leather.

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂

@Remoan Remoan ha joke's on you, I might be a peasant but my hair ain't that curly

lmao

Unfortunately he hasn't grown into his hair from the 60s - looks like Samuel Pepys on Prozac. Get a haircut man , your too old for the shaggy locks look !

👏 Criticising men because they don't meet your standards of aesthetic appeal, is nearly as ignorant and arrogant as criticising women for not meeting your standards of aesthetic appeal, @@hugoaken2604 .

@@AsinineComment as a woman I kind of find it refreshing.

@@AsinineComment You must be fun at parties. Oh wait, you probably aren't invited to any in the first place. I wonder why?

@@AsinineComment i guess joke isn't a part of your vocabulary then? I mourn for your sad and rather extremely serious life my dear. Have a tissue.

leaving this comment here so I can remember yours.

@@aimandaniel708 Liking your comment so that you get notifications which would help you remember

@@impoppy9145 *read in james' voice* thank that's very gracious and kind of you. hopefully we'll comment to each other again sometime in the future.

@@aimandaniel708 I’m in

Yeah, when I was a little kid, my grandad took me too London from Sheffield to see the trooping of the colour. We waited road side with the crowds watching the procession, eventually I said to my grandad, who’s that funny man on that horse? That’s the queen he said. She looked funny to me because she was riding side saddle. After that, we went to the London zoo to see the animals. Those were the days, we went to see the chimps tea party, remember those? There was only a knee high token fence, as I child I though what the hey, I’m going to have lunch with the chimps and hopped the fence, running towards the table, the zoo keepers grabbed me before I’d made it half way, worried the chimps would tear me apart! I’d like to think my grandad would not have been blamed for his impulsive grandson.

wtf is that?

lol! yes perhaps he'd better look in a mirror ;)

He's worked for his money.

@@earthstick So have 99% of "toffs"

@@jimjam6598 The video is not about 99%, just one individual.

No couldn't be, it was the right way up

Princess Diana

It was Jeniffer.

I just wet myself....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ew

>Implying medieval = bad God Save The Queen.

@@letsgoraiding yes

I mean, the British monarchy literally makes a profit for the country, all the tourism and attention it attracts far outweighs the costs of maintaining it. Plus, they have no real power, so why would you not want free money.

Queen Liz will be the last real King/Queen of England. Any who come after her will only be celebrities, hence the foreign dusky "plant" already causing trouble in the royal household.

well said

Damn what a bollock

Believe me alot of us think like James May holding grudges only we don't have the fame or the money to sort it out.

@@MrCornbread79 For me it was being lied too and belittled by domb ass know nothing bosses. that are still working and i retired at 46 self funded. Hows that for a laugh! Yep 9 years now and still dislike those scum!

Well if you really want to see someone and wait hours in the cold just to see them and they won't even look at you for 1 second... Tells quite a lot about that person you were looking up to

It's just an old man ranting about stuff he didn't have chance to...

@@killerdinamo08 Didn't have a chance to be looked at?

Me

@@excrementgaming4405 Das Rite.

Deutscheland Deutscheland Uberallies

ya,ya

Because she is and English is a Germanic language 😂

Also Rolls Royce is now German.

Also the Queens grandmother was the sister of Prince Phillips grandfather.

up the ra an drown the queen

God save the Queen.

Meanwhile, "You can't modernise the monarchy. The monarchy itself is a medieval concept."

Do you think he said bye sister?

I had to read the title again one word at a time because i thought i saw "James charles" too.

LOOLL NICELY DONE

And me

Prince May for PM

He would be perfect. Although I doubt he would captivate the audience very well. "I shall now feed you to my tiger sharks, weighing 112 pounds on average, they are most commonly found in south east Asia etc... *laughs menacingly*

@@penitentpotato1344 he would bore James Bond to death

James could be a good Q

😂

Too classy even for Bond lmao

It’d be full of American flags and GOP candidate posters lol

@@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 not that kind of Republican you wanker.

He does have a pub!

this aged very well.......

Knighthoods are earned on the battlefield and nowhere else. Now a Lord or ladyship makes more sense for non combatants.

Die first, worship Chtulhu You still get knighthoods today for services to the country, they’re called KBEs and come with the title ‘sir’

@@RaggedDan just goes to show how far society has fallen.

@@temudzjin The last soldier Knighted on the Battlefield was General John Monash, commander of the Australian Army in World War One, one hundred and two years ago. Knights these days earn it anything fron public service, to pop music. Been a long time since it worked your way.

@@Apis4 Just because a system has been failing for a long time does not mean it doesn't need repairing.

@Peggy Smulligan I understand them perfectly and still have a very hard time listening to them...

Now imagine how it would sound if Clarkson had said it 😂😂

My name is Yoshikage Kira.

Who he hates.

OOOOOOHHH! So this is connected to how he hates women with large hands! He told it to Hamster and Jessa during one of the Top Gear's The News segments. 😯🤚 Even immitating his hands in front of his face.

Also James may: I don't like girls with big hands

@@MrTakoyaki1992 I don't much care for unrepairable damaged people...Darrin

wait till is finds out it was Charles in drag

Kira Queen daisan no bakudan James May

messylaura *coughs up coffee* Or Uma Therman.

Big Boss I just pictured a five year old James May saying: "Oh, 🐓!" Hahaha!!!

If he dies you will not notice the difference.

No no no; he would have to get his hair cut to have a chance of that.

Keith Whitty Gripping story.. lol. What was the reply.

@@britopia1341 Ah ahh ahh ahh. With a flick of the wrist and a big grin. 😁 He thought my cousin and child were my family and they were asleep in hospital during the Brixton bombing. I had thought of killing him there and then for the IRISH NATION, but the kid was sound asleep and didn't want to wake him. He's 22 now 🤣😂🤣 more gripping or to much 😂🤣😂👌

James would have been a liberal wig repub

How can hair be pompous?

It just screams Benjamin Franklin and I’m not even mad about it 🤣 he’s the only person who could pull off Ben Frank hair in the 21st century

@Clara oswald You seem nice.

you sure she was in that car at all? she may stuck in some pub and driver just continued to drive to fulfill the route program...

Wtf did u expect her to do? Crowd surf? Flash her tits?

@Clara oswald "I play xbox and fuck with dumb kids on XBL kids are stupid" Probably one of the funniest things I have ever read for all the wrong reasons.

@@varolussalsanclar1163 EWWW no, stick to waiving maam!

My Wife and kids waited in the soggy rain in July 2010 for Charles’ sister to re -open a footbridge that was sweep away in floods the previous winter. There we n’t many people because it was a working day and it was really pissing down. She never even bothered to say hello to them.

Quite right too.

Jesus he's lucky he didnt get shot.

I would’ve checked my brake pipes after that

@@andypandytangerine3044 and not drive through tunnels!

It's called Assburgers, you can look it up here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pLV_edZ0z9m2j5c.html

No man with real class would chat shit about the Royal family

@Shao Yu Mai Wang yeah i guess you are right. Thank God we have modern politicians who are the exact opposite of the things you just described. God save our precious Democracy.

@Shao Yu Mai Wang oh please. Lets not pretend that politicians care about their "citizens" more than monarchs did. Theyre just numbers of votes.

@Shao Yu Mai Wang i just see things the way they are.

@Shao Yu Mai Wang if your father/mother is wealthy,arent you entitled to inherit his wealth after he dies? Or does your family just give away their wealth to a random dude from the street just because he is "more educated" or they think he would do a better job at managing it? Not everything is as shallow and meaningless as science and its followers believe it to be.

We kicked out the Kaiser Wilhelm before I was born. Love it!

It means he was actually 6 years old cos the Investiture of the Prince of Wales was definitely 1969, the year in which Princes Charles was 21.

I'm just upset that I find myself older than James May. This is information he really could have kept to himself. Terribly thoughtless of him. I do feel better that you're older than me though, Marion. Thanks for that!

Marion Bayley isn’t Camberwell Green near Trumpton...😁

I wish it had been, and Chigley. Instead we had Peckham, Brixton and Walworth Road. Oh the joys of growing up in South East London - and, yes, I know Brixton is South West London. However, within walking distance were several parks; some interesting bomb-sites; 3 cinemas; 2 hospitals; several excellent schools and 2 shops selling the most wonderful ice cream - and we were 😃

@Ted Carruthers here here you got an almost standing ovation when I read this out at my branch gmb meeting

You and i are reading from the same script.

@@woden20 anti-semits have tiny wieners.

@cody sonnet r e n t f r e e r e n t f r e e

@cody sonnet Except Marx hated Jews because they're such massive capitalists all the time. Lol

Rammstein

Pub Tribe?

@Jim Barrows She wasn't so bad looking a half-century ago.

Didn't Charles once say he wanted to be her tampon?

Peggy Smulligan l

@@UncleKennysPlace Compared to Diana, she looked like an old boot.

I think James has buggered quite a bit more than that...

He won't care

I'm sure he would turn it down if he was offered it ....... wouldn't he?

@@SuperNevile yes

I always liked her. She seems like a nice lady. I think maybe Charles got a bad influence from his father or someone else in his family

double plot twist. the gloved hand belonged to Philip :)

Triple plot twist: the gloved hand belonged to Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say it was the Stig's Royal cousin.

Jimmy Savile?

i think ben singleton wins this one lol

Fuck off with that shit all due respect

Killer queen has already touched this Rolls Royce

I miss the pub big time.

That's where he lives.

Did you mean 'timbre' or do you find his voice to have a woody quality?

That actually explains so much

..

How about at the docks then? Not nearly so high.

What exactly is "noble" about the descendants of a bunch of thieving murderers

@@mikeunderwood734 still..could be worse...

Who were the twits who told him the prince would talk to him? Lyin' propagandists.

dPART Prince Andrew can’t come on as well because he’s busy fucking little children.

dPART no

Think that was different car

A country where two gee whizs in a single parking spot is punishable by six months in prison