This Is Why The Chess Board Needs To Be BIGGER

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@RuptimusPrime 4 ай бұрын

Like a real sniper, you spent the whole time lining up the perfect shot, then ended it in 1 move. Well played

@darksecret965 4 ай бұрын

Agent 47 approves

@TheRealmDrifter 2 ай бұрын

Having a brain dead opponent helps.

@chilly232323 4 ай бұрын

Final shot was from a distance of 7.07... Simp should have believed in himself more and not changed the rules of the challenge

@SporkyMcFly 4 ай бұрын

He does like to interpret challenges that way at other times.

@goncalofreitas2094 4 ай бұрын

Distance of seven "units" is not the same as distance of seven squares (But I know how you're thinking... 5*√2=7.07...)

@wombat4191 4 ай бұрын

It's funny how inconsistently move distances are calculated on this channel :D

@mingyue_chen 4 ай бұрын

@@wombat4191It's actually consistent. For distance, that would be 7.07. For squares, that would be 5 squares. Same as other videos in this channel.

@galarianslowpoke924 4 ай бұрын

To my knowledge bishop moves have fairly consistently been multiplied by root 2 and knight moves have been root 5, but ig he just kinda forgot that on this one or something.

@Lillyluri 4 ай бұрын

Won in a single, long range, clear shot out of nowhere - very snipery.

@rohan1864 4 ай бұрын

Somehow this makes you look like a real 100 elo guy, with a very weirdly specific plan.

@samuelgrasia493 4 ай бұрын

Well played, one capture, one kill

@niki8280 4 ай бұрын

LOL That Tom Cotton reference at the start made me laugh out loud.

@7WhitePhoenix7 4 ай бұрын

RIGHT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DatDude0925 4 ай бұрын

Not the sort of thing you expect to see on this channel lol.

@id01_01 4 ай бұрын

Same, did not expect this at all

@tangentfox4677 4 ай бұрын

I don't understand what this reference is

@themobius5798 4 ай бұрын

@@tangentfox4677 Just search for that name + "Singaporean". That senator is trying to grill a Singaporean person to admit he is Chinese / related to CCP

@char1194 4 ай бұрын

Didnt expect the tom cotton reference here LMAO. As a singaporean it caught me totally off guard lol

@lotax-jb3ot 4 ай бұрын

That singaporean comment lmao

@lurkingfell 4 ай бұрын

I always critic Simp when he changes rules or makes lame excuses like power cut but this video was amazing. Challenge was ridiculous and hard but he patiently waited for his shot assessing all possibilities like a real sniper would. Perfect 👌

@drakebalzer2098 4 ай бұрын

Please explain how anyone would win a Chess game with the original rules here. You can only capture using Rook/Queen from backrank to backrank or using Bishop/Queen from corner to corner. You're not Magnus Carlsen.

@gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683 3 ай бұрын

@@drakebalzer2098Can you not read or something?

@linksys670 4 ай бұрын

LMAO the senator dig in the beginning

@thephysicistcuber175 4 ай бұрын

2:14 4*sqrt(2)>5, so you can capture.

@Shizuna560 4 ай бұрын

He count diagonal as 1 step, maybe to avoid viewer tantrum

@jayer. 4 ай бұрын

Ah. But you see, the square root of sth. is a positive number, but also a negative number. So also 4*sqrt(2)

@thephysicistcuber175 4 ай бұрын

@@Shizuna560 nah, he used euclidean distance so much by this point that he would be a coward every time he doesn't use it.

@thephysicistcuber175 4 ай бұрын

@@jayer. the square root of a positive real is conventionally defined to be positive real. While x^2=a has both a positive and negative solution the square root having two values thing is a misconception.

@9nikolai 4 ай бұрын

The challenge specified squares, and the diagonal length of the square is still the length of the square.

@Mythraen 4 ай бұрын

"Horses are almost absolutely useless in this game." Well, you heard it, folks. He didn't say "challenge." He said "game." Knights = useless pieces

@konaplays1920 4 ай бұрын

I was holding my breath hoping the opponent didn't do a queen desperado to check the king

@GTron13 4 ай бұрын

“Always have faith in the 100 rated players.” -Simp Tzu, The Art of Chess

@XDKang 4 ай бұрын

As a Singaporean, loving that dig on Sen Tom Cotton at the beginning.

@idonnow2 4 ай бұрын

A single, clean, headshot

@marcogiubilato7391 4 ай бұрын

Man the Singapore meme was so good I can t even describe it

@cookie_space 4 ай бұрын

Never really understood why people are so focussed on euclidean distance in regards to chess. All moves are done in discrete steps (squares) and all except the knights are even done on a single line. Using something like the chebyshev distance seems much more natural to me. It also makes the rook and the bishop more comparable to each other without giving the bishop a weird advantage. In most cases in chess, counting squares instead of calculating distances makes so much more sense

@rohan1864 4 ай бұрын

Dude Chebyshev metric? How is that more natural than taxicab. Or maybe you've just mistaken them. In the Chebyshev maximum metric bishops have a different weird advantage, cause they can get in one move to a square at a certain distance, while rooks would have to make two moves of the same distance to get there.

@cookie_space 4 ай бұрын

@@rohan1864 No I didn't confuse them. I just don't know why one square on a diagonal should be worth more than one square straight, given that the piece can move diagonally. I guess the issue is that rooks and bishops move so differently from each other. For a rook the taxicap metric seems natural since it can't move in diagonals but that doesn't really fit for bishops. And bishops don't really gain an advantage in that sense, since there are plenty of moves that would require two turns that a rook can reach in one.

@za5528 4 ай бұрын

People dont really care about the math, its just that using a long decimal sqrt for these challenges is funnier than the conventional way bc its another way he overcomplicates his challenges. Same as using a python script to get random numbers instead of a website or interprets challenges meant to be for his pieces as also applying to opponent pieces. Unnecessarily overcomplicating it is one of the most common funny things about this channel

@rohan1864 3 ай бұрын

@@cookie_space every chess piece produces their own metric anyway with the way it moves, you can viably measure distance on a chess board in knight moves and it is a metric by force. I guess the taxicab just seemed more intuitive to me.

@xEvilRaptorx 4 ай бұрын

"Chess but you can only capture the backrank from your back rank"!?! Lul thats actually a horrible idea

@pakkiufung883 4 ай бұрын

When the board is too small to play on

@Psykolord1989 4 ай бұрын

"That still feels absolutely impossible." Victory is certain, got it.

@petersmythe6462 4 ай бұрын

"We get a 138 from Singapore. Well I actually doubt it. Maybe he's also a citizen of another nation. Or maybe he applied for Chinese citizenship. Or maybe he has more than one passport. Or maybe he's a member of the Chinese Communist Party even though I know that he might have served two and a half years in the Singaporean army. I mean who knows. If I see a Singaporean on the street, I will try to ask all of those questions, and then I may actually become.. a US Senator."

@Donald_the_Potholer 4 ай бұрын

Or, Simp's opponent could just be using NordVPN.

@blueyay 4 ай бұрын

Imagine if he had managed to do a knight smother mate instead

@noahtan 4 ай бұрын

As a Singapore PR and American citizen, you are not allowed to hold two passports if you are a Singapore citizen.

@id01_01 4 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh I get the Singapore American Senator reference LOL

@justadude7455 4 ай бұрын

2:12 Actually your bishop was sqrt(4^2 + 4^2) = 5.6568542494923801952067548968388 squares away and therefore a legal capture.

@wilh3lmmusic 4 ай бұрын

Why did you say the bishop is four squares away when you usually use Pythagorean theorem for diagonals, which would make it sqrt(32) squares away, which is more than 5

@TrustyGun2 4 ай бұрын

Only one rational conclusion: This is a fake Chess Simp that has kidnapped and then taken over the channel of the original

@danielrichmond5662 4 ай бұрын

Clearly he realized to stop being a coward.

@tungduongnguyen9768 4 ай бұрын

what's with the Singaporean conpisracy lol

@blazingnebula 4 ай бұрын

He's poking fun at the us senator tom cotton, who kept asking these questions (about his ties to the chinese communist party, chinese citizenship etc) to a Singaporean CEO despite singapore being a whole different nation

@dontuserachelslurs 4 ай бұрын

He's referencing Tom Cotton (a republican US senator) questioning TikTok CEO Shou Chew in a senate hearing Cotton asks all those questions of Chew, basically repeatedly needling him about possible affiliation with the CCP and of being a Chinese citizen despite Chew being Singaporean. Cotton, as usual, comes off looking like a racist moron.

@Tankerrex3 4 ай бұрын

So right now the CEO of Tiktok is a Singaporean, but US has issues with Tiktok cause China this China that. So there is a senate hearing and a video of Senator Tom Cotton grilling the CEO about his nationality and his allegiance. Anyone with a brain would see that Tom is just asking pretty much the same question again and again with different wordings and just rudely interrupting the CEO whenever he tries to answer the questions

@denny141196 4 ай бұрын

Interesting that he said 'in no world will the 100 rated see x complicated series of moves' instead of 'surely he can see'

@andermium 4 ай бұрын

It's because this is actually good, instead of the “surely not” which is actually bad but seems good if you don't calculate

@farouqbaiti4315 4 ай бұрын

The best sniper according to Chess Memes is the Bishop.😏

@j.b.5422 4 ай бұрын

What if he actually did mean any capture has to be from 1 to 8 and/or A to H?

@MoralTruth 4 ай бұрын

A clean 360 no-scope with the queen 😎

@on2.2 4 ай бұрын

perfectly diagonal 4 block move is actually root 32 and five is root 25 so it actually wouldve worked

@SyrKonrat 4 ай бұрын

Surgical Shot!

@Saturlen 4 ай бұрын

that bishop at j10:

@hiei248 4 ай бұрын

Wow I suggested this video almost exactly, with 5 squares nearly 6 months ago

@anime_enjoyer5507 4 ай бұрын

sniper indeed

@michaelneuman4851 4 ай бұрын

That was well done.

@duckymomo7935 4 ай бұрын

The original challenge is impossible; blue did not know how chess works

@Fridgidice 4 ай бұрын

The plan is very SIMPle

@sammydavis5628 4 ай бұрын

Very well played.

@nurainiarsad7395 4 ай бұрын

lol simp’s southeast asianness showing at the beginning there. even though it was a singaporean who was targeted, it was definitely extremely irritating to the region in general!

@danh945 4 ай бұрын

Perfect video!! Very well played sniper simp.

@cathsaigh2197 4 ай бұрын

Pawns not being included makes it a lot easier.

@GlobalWarmingSkeptic 4 ай бұрын

I always thought bishops moved root 2 squares per move, so TECHNICALLY they can capture something 4 squares away

@aaronwentzel8695 4 ай бұрын

I'm very glad my cat cannot scratch from afar.

@benjamingooch8723 4 ай бұрын

Ok calling out the US senator for bad questions to the TIKtok CEO is hilarious.

@puregero 4 ай бұрын

Ah, another scratch another day

@gribobus 4 ай бұрын

That was a good one

@na4543 4 ай бұрын

SINGAPORE MENTIONED

@benson8686 4 ай бұрын

This has gotta be the first time simp has counted a vertical one square move as a single square.

@FleckerMan 4 ай бұрын

4 squares diagonally = sqrt(32) =5.66 😎

@Levelgap 4 ай бұрын

As someone who only stays at the 200 ELO on chess, Im sorry

@evanfontenot7000 4 ай бұрын

Fiancheeetooooo

@Feuerteufel99 4 ай бұрын

Who understood the reference at the beginning ? :)))

@kniga_v 4 ай бұрын

this one was beautiful

@Lovuschka 4 ай бұрын

2:16 Actually the knight is sqrt(32) squares away from the bishop, that is more than 5, so far enough to capture it.

@maimonguy123 4 ай бұрын

Bro did not ace his math exams 💀💀💀💀

@Lovuschka 4 ай бұрын

@@maimonguy123I don't think math exams use chessboard geometry, but I might be wrong.

@maimonguy123 4 ай бұрын

@@Lovuschkahow did you get 32?

@Lovuschka 4 ай бұрын

@@maimonguy123 2+6+10+14

@dontpickonme 4 ай бұрын

SPOILER BARRIER

@SuperZebezian 4 ай бұрын

Getting here before the “ackhually 🤓” crowd starts berating you for your service.

@chess_org 4 ай бұрын

Love how KZfaq's new update starts showing different comments after some time so this is completely useless now lol

@codetaku 4 ай бұрын

Whoever wrote the challenge has literally never played a game of chess in their life

@choco1101 4 ай бұрын

How many retries does Simp need to snipe a Singaporean opponent in order to deliver the joke?

@lonelyPorterCH 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, 7 is kinda impossible ^^

@farouqbaiti4315 4 ай бұрын

Aggressiveness:❌. Riskiness:✅.

@NoomStuff 4 ай бұрын

Video 88 of asking simp to play fps chess

@giannistek1 4 ай бұрын

Subs on. 4:00.

@user-th1hu6hg9s 4 ай бұрын

Chess but all pieces are Ussopp.

@DatDude0925 4 ай бұрын

Bro referenced racist ass Tom Cotton in a chess challenge video. Impressive.

@doovstoover9703 4 ай бұрын

Delicious

@neodymus 4 ай бұрын

@KaileeMix 4 ай бұрын

2:15 No that is more than 5 squares. Diagonals are square root of 2 moves

@Hitchhiker38onlyonyt 4 ай бұрын

Ninth but actually third

@leandre_dpn 4 ай бұрын

What about no scope ? 50% chance of hitting at close range, 50% chance of blundering your piece, python random Also as a french I am utterly outraged by the fact that the rule of en passant being forced was not respected by your non paid opponent in this video. What a lack of courtesy ! WP anyway

@kindiakmath 4 ай бұрын

chess simp is singaporean

@moshi9800 4 ай бұрын

Simp is actually Vietnamese (as mentioned in various videos + the channel bio)

@JPARnum1 4 ай бұрын

The challenge is hard but the plan is very simple, proceeds to cheat 3:40. You failed the challenge unless of course that pawn snipe was actually 5 spaces away.

@SpiritOfGotham 4 ай бұрын

The challenge applied to pieces, not pawns

@satgurs 4 ай бұрын

"Chess, but you're a sniper. Your *pieces* can only capture targets at least five squares away." Pawns are not pieces.

@JPARnum1 4 ай бұрын

dang you are right but he didn't specify (not pawns) like he normally does.

@danielhoang289 4 ай бұрын

@@JPARnum1 he did specify it at 1:15 "pawns are not included in the challenge".