Snakes: Exist King cobra: Finally some good fcking food

Snakes: *exist King cobra: "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"

Honeybadger: **waiting for king cobra to devour another snake so that he can eat two meal course at once**

I have lived in Thailand and have been to a village where the King Cobra is a part of their Buddhist beliefs. The people in these villages live with King Cobra's in their homes and the snakes are allowed to crawl freely in the village. They put on snake shows for the tourists where i was even allowed to hold a king cobra free handed. Being around these snakes while in the village i noticed each snake has its own personality. Some are quite docile, while others are more aggressive and i even saw one that had an extremely aggressive personality. He was in a cage but when a person would come near the cage he would hiss loudly and strike hitting the cage trying to bite the person. Striking the cage is painful for a snake and most will learn to stop striking the cage. But this one snake never stopped whenever a person came near and he would strike until the person walked away. I am thinking they have different distinct personalities, just like people.

*As a wise man once said :* _"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._

Rats watching snakes Being eaten by snakes Rats : "HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUHHH???""

Their courtship duels are very interesting. The fact they refuse to bite each other, very rare behavior in the animal world.

Two things: 1. Spectacled snakes you mentioned there is also referred to as Spectacled Cobra. They're cobras too! 2. Even though immune to other snake venoms, one King Cobra can die if bitten by another. This is usually seen when a male bites a pregnant female if found carrying eggs of a rival male.

Venom: It bites you, you die Poison: You bite it, you die Voodoo: You bite it, someone else die Kink: You bite it, it moans.

Poison takes effect when ingested, venom takes effect when injected. Snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous.

“What does the cobra think about that? That’s right, it don’t care” is what made me like the video 😂

Elephant: Oh damn! A king cobra Cobra(mesmerized): Wish I could swallow this giant piece of lunch!

he is called king for a reason.

“This is the proof the cameraman never dies”

"King Cobra Obtained A New Title" "Kin Eater"

9:40 Not only is the King Cobra a cannibal, a tricky assassin and intimidating, apparently he fights like Mike Tyson in a 1v1 we've learned😂😂🤣

Thailand: * wrestling snakes * Floridaman: finally a worthy opponent

"he was just born and immediately fell prey to a salt water crocodile" I don't know why that made me laugh so much

You forgot to mention that cobras are actually pretty chill: They rarely bite people and when they do they often don't inject venom at all (or very little, so you get the pain and the point).

Snake: Oh one of my kind let's greet him and see what he is upto King cobra: We do not do that here

Other species of snakes: *exists King cobra: and I took that personally

King Cobra aren't afraid of anything until MONGOOSE Shows up.

The narrator's voice is naturally funny. I love it.

The only Creature , who eats even his own breed , when gets hungry.

"stay away from cobras" Me: I'll stay away from people first

Once a smart man said:" When you're happy you enjoy the melody, when you're sad you understand the lyrics"

The king cobra is like that 1 hood soldier everybody scared off and be on toes about when they out if they catch u lacking it’s over the king is well respected and they got the rep to show💯💯

I love this channel’s humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:35 Guinea pig : "Allan! Allan!! Allan!1!" Snake : *HISSES* Guinea pig : "Oh, that's not Allan" *I'm dead*

New drinking game: Take a shot every time the narrator says poison or poisonous instead of Venom and venomous.

that dude with the ax near the end of the vid was an absolute unit lol

WATOP : "Who would want to face a creature like this" *Mongoose laughing in the corner**

I love how he keeps saying poison when these animals are venomous! Poison is ingested, venom is injected.

Mongoose and Honeybadger sitting at the back watching this and sipping tea.

I've sub this channel on all my account. Just can't get enough of the contents lol

Aaaww, "Just in case, don't try this at home" 💖😂

WATOP: Snakes aren’t very talkative Harry: Speaking Parseltongue

King cobra: I'm the best! Honeybadger: hold my beer.

Cobras deuling themselves remind me of a big game of thumb war😂

Mongooses: (sees king cobra) Mmmm those are delicious! Honey badger: Yummm, Irk

Day 3 of telling him to do a vid on the giant squid

3:39 is this for real😂😂

No evolution here. Only creation at its finest😉🔥

This guy is a real story teller.

Cobra: I’m the King of the world! Honey Badger: Go away amateur.

This is apparently my spirit animal. Makes sense why everyone hates me.

'' it's slimmer more greyish but never mind the cobra is gonna eat it anyway '' lol man you are the best

Every animal - "ohh hail... The lord elephant is coming. Elephant - "cobra?" Oh hell naw I'ma run" Cobra - ohh fuck the lord of all animals is here the great "Honey badgerrrrrrrrrrrr" nnnnn

0:28 This is some real ASMR-

When i went to the village i was allowed to hold a king cobra that was about 10ft long. It was very docile and the man who gave him to me had been handling them since he was a little boy. Was watching tv one night and a news story came on that the man who had given me the king cobra to hold, had been bitten and died from the bite. Many people think they pull the fangs from these snakes to avoid being bitten. Doing so injures the health of the snake and the snake people in Thailand will not harm their snakes.

I love your voice I can listen to you for ages

The narrator is the best!!! I laughed throughout😂😂😂."everyone in the village has lost something, at best a finger 😂😂😂"

King cobra: Finally out of the egg now imma eat my fellow kind Saltwater crocodile: imma end this whole snakes career

King Cobra out here being himself lol

Yesss, The Alan Gofer meme lives on! Well executed btw!

Things like these are when the Desert Eagle comes in handy.

King cobras look so intelligent in their eyes they literally look like we could have a verbal conversation with them. At least they look that intelligent to me.

At 1:13 he said, “offer a King Cobra a Big Mac, it will swallow it with out blink in an eye.” 😂😂😂💀💀

I love how the crunch by the Cobra by eating some snakes on the menu

8:13 "They aren't monkies who destroy other species " DEEP.

Snake: *hiss* Cober with it's hurt juice: Are you challenging me?

Cool video! The deforestation image at 8:30 shows the Madeira River , near Porto Velho, Brazil, where there are certainly no King Cobras.

Thanks dude for sharing!

All I can think is “Its venom not poison” because Im a nerd lmao

Every one is Gangstar until the honey badger shows up

Good video😊

I was in Thailand. Even had to walk through quite a large terrain of fields on a pathway to get to a beach party and thankfully no snakes. I'm fact I wasn't even thinking there were snakes in Thailand until I saw this upload duh 😵‍💫👍

5:17: *that snake just literally speedruned life*

This channel went from zero to hero so freaking fast. Has to be one of the fastest growing channels

Them things get huge as hell that's amazing. Did that gopher yell Allen

definitely love most of your videos, they are well commented.

"Huh, what's that ? An appetizer ? Hmm, thank you. My compliments to the cook!" I don't know why I laughed at this 😂😂😂

King Cobras don't hate. They have evolved to fill a niche, that niche being an environment where other types of snakes are plentiful as food.

Amazing video. Educational too!!!

Didn't realize how big that snake is until seeing a human hand holding it's head in this video. Damn!

Every time he says poison instead of venom it hurts me 😭

Elephants : Scared of the snake Mr. Badger : Are you scare to food?

Just two years back a king cobra was caught in our bathroom near work area. My mother thought it was a common snake which was not at all poisonous and took a photo when it was hiding behind the washing machine. And she waited several hours for it to go away but it didn’t. At last. A neighbor came in and said it could be bit poisonous and they called a snake catcher ( I don’t know if it is the real term)from forest department. He came and told us what it really was! Within minutes there was a large crowd at our home and that guy took it away. I am still in fear of meeting any more king cobra here bcz he said that was just a child and there could be more of it nearby.

its not the only snake that eats other snakes. the king snake also does and do black-headed pythons, mussuranas, and indigo snakes.

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter at 3 am:

"You are what you eat "

The king cobra doesn't hate snakes, it loves to eat them. Snack a snake.

King Cobras sound like the honey badgers of the snake world.

"No wonder almost everyone in these villagers lost something"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I pray anyone that sees this will one day be a billionaire

Did you do voice work for machinima? I love this channels content and how unlike many other channels, the thumbnail is actually in the video. great work.

3:43 "no that's not Alan" lol

Animal kingdom: The cobra does all this? We aren’t save . Honey badger 🦡 and Mongoose : You guys should just put dah cobra on the menu for us 😎👍🏻.

The King Cobra just looks terrifying and beautiful at the same time. That head and eyes are just beautiful!

"Snake etiquette" 😂

King cobra strikes fear in small mammals. RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: " Hold my beer."

King Cobra: *eats it’s own kind* Talk about cannibalism

For some reason i think snakes are pretty cute when they dont open their mouths They look like happy anime characters lol

Please keep up the Excellent work that you are doing for our Entertainment and please keep the videos coming

A poisonous snake immune to poison. "I caught me an Arbok!"

8:03 when you're in a bad situation and your friends are having fun.

Me listening to him say "Poisonous" instead of "Venomous" when he clearly said "Bite" not "Getting eaten": *I see a wise fool here*

I have just subscribed to watch your videos and I will leave a proper comment after I watch few more videos

I could never be a king cobra... imagine having to eat snakes every day

Me: *a student who should be studying for an exam KZfaq feed: May I interest you in why the king Cobra hates other sneks? Me: Mmm why yes, tell me more good sir