Steven Seagal finally gave up

Steven Seagal finally gave up | So Bad It's Good

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@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

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@dothex Ай бұрын

Finally Jason!!! Dave brought up how you don't know any 90's rappers or any 90's r&b singers :D God bless you both You and Dave for that one.

@jasonrhodes9726 Ай бұрын

Aren't the best Seagal movies the ones he is barely in?

@CGomm-le7gv Ай бұрын

4:52 don't know if someone else put it or you figure out later that the robot gym teacher from class of 1999

@mikesheehan4470 Ай бұрын

Bummer, dude. It's only at 8k views. Still time to fix it

@Ildar_Bulatov Ай бұрын

Only Sifu may receive my permission to delete me.

@karlpeter3909 Ай бұрын

From IMDB; it’s hilarious: “Seagal was stung by a wasp in his trailer and was very distressed and upset about it. Bizarrely he refused first aid but instead demanded an ambulance to take him to hospital. He didn't return to set for a week, causing scenes to be shot much differently and also using a body double. Despite production problems, the cast and crew was happy to have a week without Seagal on set.”

@zosojay024 Ай бұрын

HAHa

@bhurzumii4315 Ай бұрын

The wasp thing was a cover story - Segall was on a top secret CIA mission in [REDACTED] to silence a high level political figure, disarm a couple of stolen nukes, hump a few lingerie models and lay waste to a cartel drug network. Yup, it was a busy week for Sensei Wide-load.

@Emulous79 Ай бұрын

Even the wasp knew he was bad news.

@I_eat_memes Ай бұрын

That wasp literally said: "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore"

@BonsaiM Ай бұрын

Seagal is so disliked that even IMDB couldn't help but shit on the guy. That is hilarious 😂

@langleymneely Ай бұрын

Bill Cobbs is a legendary character actor. His filmography is insane. He just recently passed away too. I swear the man seemed like he was born looking like he was age 60!

@1970DAH Ай бұрын

I'm not sure why you included the "lol" ... Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs

@langleymneely Ай бұрын

@@1970DAH It was a reflex referring to the fact that he always seemed like he was old even when he was young.

@lakeberatan1339 Ай бұрын

Died like three weeks ago. Yeah probably most recognisable from Demolition Man but he was in a tonne of stuff, you've definitely seen him as a guest star on a TV episode, shows up in a bunch of cool shit. RIP dude

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

RIP. He was a damn good pilot.

@iaincowell9747 Ай бұрын

In over 200 movies and tv shows!

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Aannndddd I just realized I didn't use our SIFU SEAGAL intro. I'm dumb.

@samholdsworth420 Ай бұрын

Ya big dummy 😁

@hansgraichen8051 Ай бұрын

Too many “talents” viewed in a short amount of time has an effect on a man.

@rtlovcdd Ай бұрын

Reupload it?

@craigstrickland1572 Ай бұрын

Dammit now I can't "enjoy" SIFU!!!

@beatslacker8627 Ай бұрын

Booooooooo!

@matthewdethrow Ай бұрын

Mad respect to Bill Cobbs, who appeared in nearly 200 movies and television shows in 50 years!! Passed away at 90 this June

@C.L.Hinton Ай бұрын

RIP to a man who classed up many a scene.

@alundavies1016 Ай бұрын

I knew him from Dino Dana! Don’t judge me! RIP

@benlevin9252 Ай бұрын

Now that was a man who knew how to use the three seashells

@carterwolfe991 Ай бұрын

Legend

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

RIP

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Ай бұрын

Someday Jason Brant and Space Ice will run out of Sifu movies to watch

@GoodAvatar-ut5pq Ай бұрын

I mean.... It's GOTTA happen eventually, right?

@NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown Ай бұрын

There are plenty of other bad movies out there. Hopefully, Space Ice can find some. I know Jason will.

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

I can't wait for that day.

@AlhazredsGamingGoo Ай бұрын

They'll review Sifu's music albums.

@Ildar_Bulatov Ай бұрын

Space Ice basically shits on Seagull on every occasion which is kinda lame and not funny. Jason, on the other hand, also makes fun of him but still gives him credit where it's valid like in Ticker or Exit Wounds. And I personally prefer the second more reasonable approach.

@stonecoldku4161 Ай бұрын

"All you got to do is put a cheeseburger on the counter and you've got 15 minutes to get out." You think it take 15 minutes for Seagal to eat a burger? He'll inhale that like he's at a Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest.

@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 Ай бұрын

It's never a contest for Seagal; it's training.

@funandyvideos Ай бұрын

You're not taking into account the 12 minutes it'll take him to walk over to the counter.

@j.robertsergertson4513 Ай бұрын

He ment to say a couple party packs form white Castles (48 sliders)

@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar Ай бұрын

i wasn't going to write it. But I thought it very loud

@deathraygonzo6339 Ай бұрын

1 minute for the burger, 14 minutes for a nap.

@AnakinGroundcrawler Ай бұрын

"I am the shockmaster." I laughed so hard my dog got off the bed.😂

@tz12346 Ай бұрын

"I don't need to avenge my son right now." "I can make another one." 😂

@mostvaluableproduction Ай бұрын

Seagal: "What the f*** is this???" He's in the movie literally talking about the movie 😂

@The.David.Robert Ай бұрын

This should’ve been the final Seagal movie you watched. It seems like all you have left are his good ones . Out for justice and under siege.

@samholdsworth420 Ай бұрын

He has a lot of bad movies though I don't think they've watched them all 😂

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Unfortunately, we have a lot of Seagal left.

@dothex Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Unfortunate for you... But highly fortunate for the SBIG Alumni :D

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub Ай бұрын

Hard to Kill and Marked For Death are reasonably entertaining. Best part of Marked For Death is Keith David. Under Siege is elevated by having Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as villians.

@dothex Ай бұрын

@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ssshhhh. 🤫 don’t give any details away. I want them to go into that movie with no prior knowledge.

@albundy774 Ай бұрын

The old black guy with the beard is Bill Cobbs RIP he died on the 25th June 2024. You will recognise him from "Night at the Museum" and "Demolition Man"

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Took me a bit, but I got there. RIP

@megamanxhunter Ай бұрын

Don't forget "New Jack City". He's the one who kills Nino Brown at the end.

@albundy774 Ай бұрын

@@megamanxhunter Iv'e not watched New Jack City for years now thanks for that.

@TCFan25 27 күн бұрын

The Bodyguard as well

@johnnytyler5685 17 күн бұрын

I recognized him from The Sopranos.

@EmlynBoyle Ай бұрын

I love how Seagal's movies seem to have grown darker and darker whenever they show him...like the black hole he is literally manifests itself now.

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

He moves less and we see him less.

@TalosCreative Ай бұрын

He has become a shadow of (several) of his former selves

@cvspvr Ай бұрын

light is struggling to escape his sheer gravitational field

@burtknighten4438 Ай бұрын

@@TalosCreative😂. Nice one

@deathrowslag78 Ай бұрын

Dave's that friend ya love because he genuinely appreciates the daft jokes you make and the more he laughs the more it encourages you to keep making em and you need that shit to get through shit films like this. If the film ain't entertaining you've gotta create the entertainment ya self 😂

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

We went off on a lot of tangents during this pile.

@samholdsworth420 Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="760">12:40</a> "at this point I'm considering blacking out" LMAO

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

😂

@Alexalicious Ай бұрын

Brian's tic is naming cars, Jason's is "He/She looks familiar" and Dave's is slurping his beer XD

@megatronjenkins2473 Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="589">9:49</a> R.I.P. Bill Cobbs

@alexakaa.charlesross8919 Ай бұрын

Great character actor

@craighofmann638 Ай бұрын

R.I.P. DMX...

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

RIP

@hansgraichen8051 Ай бұрын

When Sifu walked up to the table and asked “What the **** is this?”, he was talking to the director, writer and producer.

@burtknighten4438 Ай бұрын

He was prob the writer

@Teh69thSpartan Ай бұрын

This movie is so bad it killed DMX

@thomasallen6980 Ай бұрын

I met him at a Six Flags in NY one year. He was visiting with his family from Philly. Really nice guy and nice family. It was a family outing, not a gangster rap party. I guess he had demons he could not sort out.

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Haha, goddamn.

@alexakaa.charlesross8919 Ай бұрын

You could say, it made him lose his mind.

@michaelmyers3709 Ай бұрын

Too soon

@ESPLTD322 Ай бұрын

Lmfao

@waynesmiley2207 Ай бұрын

"They pissed on the body afterwards...he cried like a bitch" lol

@1970DAH Ай бұрын

Bill Cobbs died less than a month ago. He had almost 200 credits (according to IMDB). Anyone above the age of 30 ought know his face. Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs.

@jackiecomics141 Ай бұрын

I love everytime Jason mentions it’s a Steven Seagal movie night they react like they’ve just been kicked in the balls.

@gerardocruz2363 Ай бұрын

Wait until he watches Urban Justice or Red Dawn

@NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1531">25:31</a> That was really weird hearing Seagal yell. He mumbles so much that I didn't think he would ever raise his voice. Maybe he thought it would be a big deal.

@alexakaa.charlesross8919 Ай бұрын

I kinda jumped

@thespikespeigel Ай бұрын

Old guy from Demolition Man just passed. Bill Cobbs.... RIP

@CyberBeep_kenshi Ай бұрын

ah no, i really liked that guy. So friendly Be well mr Cobbs

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

RIP

@Maladjester Ай бұрын

Hiring DMX to act but not licensing any of his tracks is typical SBIG. Brilliant! Also, nice Dr Claw voice you have there.

@mantisgardens1375 Ай бұрын

That old black guy was already old when he was in demolition man lol

@alexakaa.charlesross8919 Ай бұрын

He's one of those guys who was born old

@1970DAH Ай бұрын

His name is Mr. Cobbs. He died last month at age 90.

@yemalad1. Ай бұрын

Just looked up Bill cobbs he only died 26th june this year, aged 90! Demolition man was one of many, many roles including the bodyguard, night at the museum, the people under the stairs, the colour of money, trading places, new jack city and many more! RIP legend

@rudeboyjohn3483 Ай бұрын

Trading Places is such a comfort watch for me

@akilarequiem9316 Ай бұрын

I like that seagal is so stupid that they trick him into playing the villian without him knowing

@user-nj4en2br6e Ай бұрын

This should be a disaster!! Can’t wait 😂

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

It's a rough one.

@JarrodHahn Ай бұрын

When you guys watch Seagal, I feel like a small child watching their daddy go into work in the coal mines: "No, daddy, don't go! That job is killing you!"

@Dragonus1776 Ай бұрын

What’s scary is IMDb is saying that Seagal has three upcoming movies

@RevanAlaire Ай бұрын

Johnny Messner had supporting roles in Tears of the Sun and Running Scared. Which might be where you know him from. He also had a lead role in the 2004 sequel to 1997's Anaconda.

@TheASSedoTV Ай бұрын

He was also pretty funny as Kevin Pollack’s henchman in The Whole Ten Yards

@RevanAlaire Ай бұрын

@@TheASSedoTV Yeah, it does sadden me that drivel like this movie is where Messner's career has gone to as I always liked him.

@MrAdhock Ай бұрын

I love him in Tears of the sun... ❤ Total badass

@refinedsugar Ай бұрын

Didn't forget his hitman role in 'The Equalizer'

@Ayo601 Ай бұрын

MY HERO! MY IDOL! MY LOVE! SEAFU SEAGAL!!!!

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

The hero we deserve.

@langleymneely Ай бұрын

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! “They play so well don’t yall agree?!”

@misterkami2 Ай бұрын

That boy good...!

@gzz8551 Ай бұрын

@@misterkami2 You’re so lovely...give yourself a round of applause

@megatronjenkins2473 Ай бұрын

703am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!! This one sounds...... fun, lol! I got a new job, my hours aren't set yet, but I get to actually enjoy today's episode, so ON WIT DA FUN

@kirabouwerviraltyd Ай бұрын

Jason remembering Bill Cobbs (RIP) at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="613">10:13</a> is the kind of movie geekery I love so much- well done, sir 😂😂😂

@1970DAH Ай бұрын

Mr. Cobbs was in 200 movies/tv shows. You should have recognized him as well.

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Took me a bit, but I got there.

@timmytwotimes8952 Ай бұрын

I’m so early! What do I do with my hands!?!?

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Keep the away from Sifu.

@Balrog4242 Ай бұрын

Weird theory: they just followed Segal around with a camera everywhere while he was constantly junked out till he secretly kicked the bucket a few years ago. Since then they've just been splicing him into stuff.

@timothybrown2907 Ай бұрын

you know how Madonna has been stuck in british accent for 20 plus years Sifu stuck in a fake southern blaccent for close to that long

@MrDman21 Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal doing a southern accent is hilarious 😂

@tigrecito48 Ай бұрын

Bill Cobbs - These are where I know him from.. I dont recognise much of the rest of his movies Bartender in Trading places The Bodyguard Demolition Man One of the old guards in Night at the Museum

@stephaanbishop1 Ай бұрын

Also the first Air Bud 😜

@tigrecito48 Ай бұрын

@@stephaanbishop1 never heard of that

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="535">8:55</a> Bill Cobbs, recently died R.I.P.

@TrevJericho Ай бұрын

SIFU’n Sundays

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

My least favorite day of the month 🤮

@TrevJericho Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant hahaha

@michaelbirch5270 Ай бұрын

Bill Cobbs had the literal killer last line in New Jack City: "IDOLATOR! YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELL!!!". Wesley Snipes even posted the scene on Twitter the day Cobbs died. Rest in Peace.

@SteinzVsKnives Ай бұрын

The closeup on erins feet and all the pictures had me dying 😂please tell me you started a feet finder account i did for my wife

@JaredLitherland Ай бұрын

That older gent also kills Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) at the end of ‘New Jack City’.

@Screlz Ай бұрын

"Mr. Brown, your services are required in HELL!"

@O_Towne_Bear Ай бұрын

Seagal has bacon cheeseburgers in a blender and he's pounding shots.

@MatteoPrezioso Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1531">25:31</a> Seagal didn't even have enough breath to rase his voice, they had to dub him lol

@peteanderson2533 Ай бұрын

Daves laugh is infectious, you could have no idea what is going on, hear him laugh and join in!

@ptpooler1 Ай бұрын

The old black guy was also the old reverend in the sopranos episode "Do not resuscitate"

@jjbeersydney Ай бұрын

The weird shot of Seagal in the back of the car, it legit looks like they photoshopped his head onto a stock photo …🤣

@tigrecito48 Ай бұрын

Beyond the Law? Is this movie about American Presidents? I heard they just changed the law so presidents can never be charged with crimes?

@RevanAlaire Ай бұрын

Are we sure Seagal has retired? According to IMDB, he has two movies in pre-production. One being a sequel to Above the Law. Of course it could be subject to change as a few months ago, a sequel to A Good Man was also listed as being in pre-production.

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Those have been on there for years.

@RevanAlaire Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant For the sake of you guys' sanity, I hope you are right.

@AerialEmber Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="511">8:31</a> those grave markers were just black text slapped over the video 🤣😂🤣😂

@foundwisdom Ай бұрын

"Brawndo" "its what plants crave." Great shirt. Great episode guys. Thanks as always.

@rocketshipize Ай бұрын

Jason, you clearly have an uncanny, superpower-level ability to identify and recall B-list actors. Use your powers only for good.

@ChachoGSX Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal has the articulation of an 81 year old, senile president.

@smix8780 Ай бұрын

Top 3 greatest martial artists of all time 1. Steven Seagul 2. Frank Dux 3. Jake Paul

@asmautollc Ай бұрын

Count Dante is the Babe Ruth of this list. Seagal’s like Barry Bonds.

@michaelmyers3709 Ай бұрын

Bouncer is Patrick Kilpatrick, the Sandman from Death Warrant. He was also in Under Siege 2 and Class of 1999.

@adamlone5548 Ай бұрын

It's got electrolytes...

@JasonBrant Ай бұрын

Water is for toilets.

@adamlone5548 Ай бұрын

@JasonBrant that's pretty good... you sure YOU ain't the smartest guy in the world?

@arthuryong8562 Ай бұрын

I think Sifu need some Brawndo cuz he and his entire movie ain't got electrolytes

@CyberBeep_kenshi Ай бұрын

The thirst mutilator!

@arthuryong8562 Ай бұрын

@@CyberBeep_kenshimore like hunger mutilator

@dailyfilmfix469 Ай бұрын

Morgan Freeman's great grandfather also played in New Jack City. He's the one who shot Wesley Snipes in the courthouse after the trial...

@DigitalJeremy Ай бұрын

Watching Jason process & recall b movie actors is hella fun

@kunutc4331 Ай бұрын

LMAO! Steven Seagal's phone beep @ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="995">16:35</a> sounds like my pizza oven telling me that I have one minute left.

@tigrecito48 Ай бұрын

Nas did a good album with Damian Marley...

@rudeboyjohn3483 Ай бұрын

Yea, it was pretty good

@intheouts 23 күн бұрын

at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="512">8:32</a> as Dave approaches the headstones you can see how UTTERLY digital all the writing on them is. LMAO

@tigrecito48 Ай бұрын

my facial recognition software hasnt been updated since the 90s

@sledzeppelin Ай бұрын

The Steven Seagal Guide To Coolness: don't annunciate.

@megatronjenkins2473 Ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="281">4:41</a> and probably picked the strippers himself 🤣🤣🤣

@shawdawg3675 Ай бұрын

You know, there is a martial arts revenge game called Sifu. Someone should mod the game to make the character be Steven Seagal. They could probably switch the main characters voice lines with his.

@packersamurai Ай бұрын

I'm surprised you guys didn't recognize the actor that played Skut Farkas in A CHRISTMAS STORY.

@BodyByBenSLC Ай бұрын

Jason your mind for B and C movie tier actors is truly rain man level.

@GLUE4UANDME Ай бұрын

Lolols. THat one dude is "Scut Farkus!" the mean red headed kid from A Christmas Story ..Zack Ward.

@denmasterben2348 Ай бұрын

dave is my spirit human! look at that salt and pepper beard!!

@TyDie1 Ай бұрын

“You can have pictures of my feet”

@tedbarrett8497 15 күн бұрын

I love the Brawndo shirt. It's what plants want.

@Flassh81 Ай бұрын

This movie should be called "Too fat for the law."

@bloodeagle6458 Ай бұрын

The beginning of Erin's ad 😂😂😂😂

@DannyBoy-jy1kq Ай бұрын

Own those feet pics. All publicity is good publicity. 🤣🤣. Why I love this channel. No fucks given. Keep up the good work.

@TheRedKnight88 Ай бұрын

Erins legs n feet comment was funny XD

@mauriceedwards9588 Ай бұрын

Great to see Seagal back again!? I have seen this one, I noticed he was only standing for the opening then sitting for the next shot!? 😂

@callsignyamshot3140 Ай бұрын

The old guy was in night at the museum. Your welcome 🤣👍🏼

@Malrottian Ай бұрын

Surprised Jason didn't recognize Zach Ward. I mean, these guys HAVE to have seen Postal by this point.

@ddg9952 Ай бұрын

Also was Scott Fukis (bully kid) in Christmas Story!

@1alsturgeon Ай бұрын

Segals belt was beyond breaking point.

@kuribayashi84 15 күн бұрын

Its hilarious how (so far) Seagals' last movie ended with him going to Jail. By the way, I find the filmography of its director, James Cullen Bressack, to be kinda interesting: He was born in 1992, making him 27 when he directed this. He did his first short film in 2004, his first feature-length film in 2011, did a Mockbuster (13/13/13) for The Asylum in 2013 and a number of other low-budget features since. Since _Beyond the Law,_ he did (among other things) two of Bruce Willis' late Direct-to-Video-Flicks _(Survive the Game_ and _Fortress),_ one Film with Mel Gibson _(Hot Seat),_ and is currently working on _Darkness of Man_ with Jean Claude van Damme. So, he's not only very busy, he has moved up slightly since working with Seagal, I guess. And perhaps he has some talent? Say what you want about _Beyond the Law,_ but it appears to be competently shot, at least.

@TeksonikAudio Ай бұрын

I think Erin needs an Only Feets account. But seriously I've never understood how a man can look at a beautiful woman and think "ooooh feet". That's like taking a bottle of fine wine and thinking "ooooh the cork". But whatever floats your boats boys. My boat sunk a long time ago and it would take a Titanic level recovery mission to bring it back so...party on.

@dubbleplusgood Ай бұрын

Johnny Messner, it was bugging me where I'd seen him before but then remembered he was a soldier in "Tears of the Sun" and that construction guy in the diner that Denzel smoked in The Equalizer. "Is it just you or we waiting for someone else?"

@refinedsugar Ай бұрын

The latter was a bit part, but memorable

@folkloreofbeing 25 күн бұрын

I feel like Seagul is going to be one of those buggers that, despite his lifestyle and weight, will outlive many of us.

@paddywalker5618 Ай бұрын

I dare never look how many Seagals you have left - it’s how I got into you guys and amongst my fave eps! Here in West Mids UK, England have just lost the final; this is now my happy time. Thanks JB & SBIG.

@sergarlantyrell7847 28 күн бұрын

I had a Jason-like epiphany when finally remembered where I recognised that old black guy from... Bill Cobb, he played Emory Erikson, the inventor of the Star Trek transporter in an episode of Enterprise (which seems to be 100% the same character manorisms as in this movie). Apparenly, he died less than a month ago at the age of 90.

Ай бұрын

That Shockmaster impression is the best! You should do that in every episode! :D :D

@shawdawg3675 Ай бұрын

Someone else mentioned this, but the guy who shot the son was the redheaded bully Scott Farkus in Christmas Story, and the main actor in Postal, a great choice for So Bad It's Good.

@unicornstabs Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal: A man who has become a walking parody of himself while also somehow being the only one who isn't in on the joke 🤣🤣

@stevejohnson6593 16 күн бұрын

Seagul the type of guy to develop telekinesis through evolution so he can grab food without moving

@SaylerT Ай бұрын

Me, catching up during deployment boredom: "Weng Weng looks fun, Roller Blade looks ridiculous...nope. Shit on sifu, cause that's how I found this channel."

@burtknighten4438 Ай бұрын

Didnt know Seagal quit in 2019. Figured he was still pumping out 4 "movies" a year

@TheSunMoon Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal just showed he's one of the actors in the action genre.

@evanshannon Ай бұрын

The obviously photoshopped grave stones at the beginning are hilarious

@MrGox Ай бұрын

That ad by Erin... hahah

@christopherwebb3517 Ай бұрын

My theory is that Seagal and his buddies got really coked up one day in 2013, shot a totally nonsensical 15 hour movie, then after they sobered up, they cut the movie up into 90 minute chunks, and they've been releasing them as separate movies ever since.