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@dothexАй бұрын
Finally Jason!!! Dave brought up how you don't know any 90's rappers or any 90's r&b singers :D God bless you both You and Dave for that one.
@jasonrhodes9726Ай бұрын
Aren't the best Seagal movies the ones he is barely in?
@CGomm-le7gvАй бұрын
4:52 don't know if someone else put it or you figure out later that the robot gym teacher from class of 1999
@mikesheehan4470Ай бұрын
Bummer, dude. It's only at 8k views. Still time to fix it
@Ildar_BulatovАй бұрын
Only Sifu may receive my permission to delete me.
@karlpeter3909Ай бұрын
From IMDB; it’s hilarious: “Seagal was stung by a wasp in his trailer and was very distressed and upset about it. Bizarrely he refused first aid but instead demanded an ambulance to take him to hospital. He didn't return to set for a week, causing scenes to be shot much differently and also using a body double. Despite production problems, the cast and crew was happy to have a week without Seagal on set.”
@zosojay024Ай бұрын
HAHa
@bhurzumii4315Ай бұрын
The wasp thing was a cover story - Segall was on a top secret CIA mission in [REDACTED] to silence a high level political figure, disarm a couple of stolen nukes, hump a few lingerie models and lay waste to a cartel drug network. Yup, it was a busy week for Sensei Wide-load.
@Emulous79Ай бұрын
Even the wasp knew he was bad news.
@I_eat_memesАй бұрын
That wasp literally said: "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore"
@BonsaiMАй бұрын
Seagal is so disliked that even IMDB couldn't help but shit on the guy. That is hilarious 😂
@langleymneelyАй бұрын
Bill Cobbs is a legendary character actor. His filmography is insane. He just recently passed away too. I swear the man seemed like he was born looking like he was age 60!
@1970DAHАй бұрын
I'm not sure why you included the "lol" ... Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs
@langleymneelyАй бұрын
@@1970DAH It was a reflex referring to the fact that he always seemed like he was old even when he was young.
@lakeberatan1339Ай бұрын
Died like three weeks ago. Yeah probably most recognisable from Demolition Man but he was in a tonne of stuff, you've definitely seen him as a guest star on a TV episode, shows up in a bunch of cool shit. RIP dude
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
RIP. He was a damn good pilot.
@iaincowell9747Ай бұрын
In over 200 movies and tv shows!
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Aannndddd I just realized I didn't use our SIFU SEAGAL intro. I'm dumb.
@samholdsworth420Ай бұрын
Ya big dummy 😁
@hansgraichen8051Ай бұрын
Too many “talents” viewed in a short amount of time has an effect on a man.
@rtlovcddАй бұрын
Reupload it?
@craigstrickland1572Ай бұрын
Dammit now I can't "enjoy" SIFU!!!
@beatslacker8627Ай бұрын
Booooooooo!
@matthewdethrowАй бұрын
Mad respect to Bill Cobbs, who appeared in nearly 200 movies and television shows in 50 years!! Passed away at 90 this June
@C.L.HintonАй бұрын
RIP to a man who classed up many a scene.
@alundavies1016Ай бұрын
I knew him from Dino Dana! Don’t judge me! RIP
@benlevin9252Ай бұрын
Now that was a man who knew how to use the three seashells
@carterwolfe991Ай бұрын
Legend
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
RIP
@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXgАй бұрын
Someday Jason Brant and Space Ice will run out of Sifu movies to watch
@GoodAvatar-ut5pqАй бұрын
I mean.... It's GOTTA happen eventually, right?
@NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClownАй бұрын
There are plenty of other bad movies out there. Hopefully, Space Ice can find some. I know Jason will.
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
I can't wait for that day.
@AlhazredsGamingGooАй бұрын
They'll review Sifu's music albums.
@Ildar_BulatovАй бұрын
Space Ice basically shits on Seagull on every occasion which is kinda lame and not funny. Jason, on the other hand, also makes fun of him but still gives him credit where it's valid like in Ticker or Exit Wounds. And I personally prefer the second more reasonable approach.
@stonecoldku4161Ай бұрын
"All you got to do is put a cheeseburger on the counter and you've got 15 minutes to get out." You think it take 15 minutes for Seagal to eat a burger? He'll inhale that like he's at a Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest.
@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5Ай бұрын
It's never a contest for Seagal; it's training.
@funandyvideosАй бұрын
You're not taking into account the 12 minutes it'll take him to walk over to the counter.
@j.robertsergertson4513Ай бұрын
He ment to say a couple party packs form white Castles (48 sliders)
@BelMarduksBizarreBazaarАй бұрын
i wasn't going to write it. But I thought it very loud
@deathraygonzo6339Ай бұрын
1 minute for the burger, 14 minutes for a nap.
@AnakinGroundcrawlerАй бұрын
"I am the shockmaster." I laughed so hard my dog got off the bed.😂
@tz12346Ай бұрын
"I don't need to avenge my son right now." "I can make another one." 😂
@mostvaluableproductionАй бұрын
Seagal: "What the f*** is this???" He's in the movie literally talking about the movie 😂
@The.David.RobertАй бұрын
This should’ve been the final Seagal movie you watched. It seems like all you have left are his good ones . Out for justice and under siege.
@samholdsworth420Ай бұрын
He has a lot of bad movies though I don't think they've watched them all 😂
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Unfortunately, we have a lot of Seagal left.
@dothexАй бұрын
@@JasonBrant Unfortunate for you... But highly fortunate for the SBIG Alumni :D
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ubАй бұрын
Hard to Kill and Marked For Death are reasonably entertaining. Best part of Marked For Death is Keith David. Under Siege is elevated by having Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as villians.
@dothexАй бұрын
@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ssshhhh. 🤫 don’t give any details away. I want them to go into that movie with no prior knowledge.
@albundy774Ай бұрын
The old black guy with the beard is Bill Cobbs RIP he died on the 25th June 2024. You will recognise him from "Night at the Museum" and "Demolition Man"
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Took me a bit, but I got there. RIP
@megamanxhunterАй бұрын
Don't forget "New Jack City". He's the one who kills Nino Brown at the end.
@albundy774Ай бұрын
@@megamanxhunter Iv'e not watched New Jack City for years now thanks for that.
@TCFan2527 күн бұрын
The Bodyguard as well
@johnnytyler568517 күн бұрын
I recognized him from The Sopranos.
@EmlynBoyleАй бұрын
I love how Seagal's movies seem to have grown darker and darker whenever they show him...like the black hole he is literally manifests itself now.
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
He moves less and we see him less.
@TalosCreativeАй бұрын
He has become a shadow of (several) of his former selves
@cvspvrАй бұрын
light is struggling to escape his sheer gravitational field
@burtknighten4438Ай бұрын
@@TalosCreative😂. Nice one
@deathrowslag78Ай бұрын
Dave's that friend ya love because he genuinely appreciates the daft jokes you make and the more he laughs the more it encourages you to keep making em and you need that shit to get through shit films like this. If the film ain't entertaining you've gotta create the entertainment ya self 😂
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
We went off on a lot of tangents during this pile.
@samholdsworth420Ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="760">12:40</a> "at this point I'm considering blacking out" LMAO
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
😂
@AlexaliciousАй бұрын
Brian's tic is naming cars, Jason's is "He/She looks familiar" and Dave's is slurping his beer XD
@megatronjenkins2473Ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="589">9:49</a> R.I.P. Bill Cobbs
@alexakaa.charlesross8919Ай бұрын
Great character actor
@craighofmann638Ай бұрын
R.I.P. DMX...
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
RIP
@hansgraichen8051Ай бұрын
When Sifu walked up to the table and asked “What the **** is this?”, he was talking to the director, writer and producer.
@burtknighten4438Ай бұрын
He was prob the writer
@Teh69thSpartanАй бұрын
This movie is so bad it killed DMX
@thomasallen6980Ай бұрын
I met him at a Six Flags in NY one year. He was visiting with his family from Philly. Really nice guy and nice family. It was a family outing, not a gangster rap party. I guess he had demons he could not sort out.
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Haha, goddamn.
@alexakaa.charlesross8919Ай бұрын
You could say, it made him lose his mind.
@michaelmyers3709Ай бұрын
Too soon
@ESPLTD322Ай бұрын
Lmfao
@waynesmiley2207Ай бұрын
"They pissed on the body afterwards...he cried like a bitch" lol
@1970DAHАй бұрын
Bill Cobbs died less than a month ago. He had almost 200 credits (according to IMDB). Anyone above the age of 30 ought know his face. Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs.
@jackiecomics141Ай бұрын
I love everytime Jason mentions it’s a Steven Seagal movie night they react like they’ve just been kicked in the balls.
@gerardocruz2363Ай бұрын
Wait until he watches Urban Justice or Red Dawn
@NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClownАй бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1531">25:31</a> That was really weird hearing Seagal yell. He mumbles so much that I didn't think he would ever raise his voice. Maybe he thought it would be a big deal.
@alexakaa.charlesross8919Ай бұрын
I kinda jumped
@thespikespeigelАй бұрын
Old guy from Demolition Man just passed. Bill Cobbs.... RIP
@CyberBeep_kenshiАй бұрын
ah no, i really liked that guy. So friendly Be well mr Cobbs
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
RIP
@MaladjesterАй бұрын
Hiring DMX to act but not licensing any of his tracks is typical SBIG. Brilliant! Also, nice Dr Claw voice you have there.
@mantisgardens1375Ай бұрын
That old black guy was already old when he was in demolition man lol
@alexakaa.charlesross8919Ай бұрын
He's one of those guys who was born old
@1970DAHАй бұрын
His name is Mr. Cobbs. He died last month at age 90.
@yemalad1.Ай бұрын
Just looked up Bill cobbs he only died 26th june this year, aged 90! Demolition man was one of many, many roles including the bodyguard, night at the museum, the people under the stairs, the colour of money, trading places, new jack city and many more! RIP legend
@rudeboyjohn3483Ай бұрын
Trading Places is such a comfort watch for me
@akilarequiem9316Ай бұрын
I like that seagal is so stupid that they trick him into playing the villian without him knowing
@user-nj4en2br6eАй бұрын
This should be a disaster!! Can’t wait 😂
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
It's a rough one.
@JarrodHahnАй бұрын
When you guys watch Seagal, I feel like a small child watching their daddy go into work in the coal mines: "No, daddy, don't go! That job is killing you!"
@Dragonus1776Ай бұрын
What’s scary is IMDb is saying that Seagal has three upcoming movies
@RevanAlaireАй бұрын
Johnny Messner had supporting roles in Tears of the Sun and Running Scared. Which might be where you know him from. He also had a lead role in the 2004 sequel to 1997's Anaconda.
@TheASSedoTVАй бұрын
He was also pretty funny as Kevin Pollack’s henchman in The Whole Ten Yards
@RevanAlaireАй бұрын
@@TheASSedoTV Yeah, it does sadden me that drivel like this movie is where Messner's career has gone to as I always liked him.
@MrAdhockАй бұрын
I love him in Tears of the sun... ❤ Total badass
@refinedsugarАй бұрын
Didn't forget his hitman role in 'The Equalizer'
@Ayo601Ай бұрын
MY HERO! MY IDOL! MY LOVE! SEAFU SEAGAL!!!!
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
The hero we deserve.
@langleymneelyАй бұрын
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! “They play so well don’t yall agree?!”
@misterkami2Ай бұрын
That boy good...!
@gzz8551Ай бұрын
@@misterkami2 You’re so lovely...give yourself a round of applause
@megatronjenkins2473Ай бұрын
703am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!! This one sounds...... fun, lol! I got a new job, my hours aren't set yet, but I get to actually enjoy today's episode, so ON WIT DA FUN
@kirabouwerviraltydАй бұрын
Jason remembering Bill Cobbs (RIP) at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="613">10:13</a> is the kind of movie geekery I love so much- well done, sir 😂😂😂
@1970DAHАй бұрын
Mr. Cobbs was in 200 movies/tv shows. You should have recognized him as well.
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Took me a bit, but I got there.
@timmytwotimes8952Ай бұрын
I’m so early! What do I do with my hands!?!?
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Keep the away from Sifu.
@Balrog4242Ай бұрын
Weird theory: they just followed Segal around with a camera everywhere while he was constantly junked out till he secretly kicked the bucket a few years ago. Since then they've just been splicing him into stuff.
@timothybrown2907Ай бұрын
you know how Madonna has been stuck in british accent for 20 plus years Sifu stuck in a fake southern blaccent for close to that long
@MrDman21Ай бұрын
Steven Seagal doing a southern accent is hilarious 😂
@tigrecito48Ай бұрын
Bill Cobbs - These are where I know him from.. I dont recognise much of the rest of his movies Bartender in Trading places The Bodyguard Demolition Man One of the old guards in Night at the Museum
@stephaanbishop1Ай бұрын
Also the first Air Bud 😜
@tigrecito48Ай бұрын
@@stephaanbishop1 never heard of that
@troywalkertheprogressivean8433Ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="535">8:55</a> Bill Cobbs, recently died R.I.P.
@TrevJerichoАй бұрын
SIFU’n Sundays
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
My least favorite day of the month 🤮
@TrevJerichoАй бұрын
@@JasonBrant hahaha
@michaelbirch5270Ай бұрын
Bill Cobbs had the literal killer last line in New Jack City: "IDOLATOR! YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELL!!!". Wesley Snipes even posted the scene on Twitter the day Cobbs died. Rest in Peace.
@SteinzVsKnivesАй бұрын
The closeup on erins feet and all the pictures had me dying 😂please tell me you started a feet finder account i did for my wife
@JaredLitherlandАй бұрын
That older gent also kills Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) at the end of ‘New Jack City’.
@ScrelzАй бұрын
"Mr. Brown, your services are required in HELL!"
@O_Towne_BearАй бұрын
Seagal has bacon cheeseburgers in a blender and he's pounding shots.
@MatteoPreziosoАй бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1531">25:31</a> Seagal didn't even have enough breath to rase his voice, they had to dub him lol
@peteanderson2533Ай бұрын
Daves laugh is infectious, you could have no idea what is going on, hear him laugh and join in!
@ptpooler1Ай бұрын
The old black guy was also the old reverend in the sopranos episode "Do not resuscitate"
@jjbeersydneyАй бұрын
The weird shot of Seagal in the back of the car, it legit looks like they photoshopped his head onto a stock photo …🤣
@tigrecito48Ай бұрын
Beyond the Law? Is this movie about American Presidents? I heard they just changed the law so presidents can never be charged with crimes?
@RevanAlaireАй бұрын
Are we sure Seagal has retired? According to IMDB, he has two movies in pre-production. One being a sequel to Above the Law. Of course it could be subject to change as a few months ago, a sequel to A Good Man was also listed as being in pre-production.
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Those have been on there for years.
@RevanAlaireАй бұрын
@@JasonBrant For the sake of you guys' sanity, I hope you are right.
@AerialEmberАй бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="511">8:31</a> those grave markers were just black text slapped over the video 🤣😂🤣😂
@foundwisdomАй бұрын
"Brawndo" "its what plants crave." Great shirt. Great episode guys. Thanks as always.
@rocketshipizeАй бұрын
Jason, you clearly have an uncanny, superpower-level ability to identify and recall B-list actors. Use your powers only for good.
@ChachoGSXАй бұрын
Steven Seagal has the articulation of an 81 year old, senile president.
@smix8780Ай бұрын
Top 3 greatest martial artists of all time 1. Steven Seagul 2. Frank Dux 3. Jake Paul
@asmautollcАй бұрын
Count Dante is the Babe Ruth of this list. Seagal’s like Barry Bonds.
@michaelmyers3709Ай бұрын
Bouncer is Patrick Kilpatrick, the Sandman from Death Warrant. He was also in Under Siege 2 and Class of 1999.
@adamlone5548Ай бұрын
It's got electrolytes...
@JasonBrantАй бұрын
Water is for toilets.
@adamlone5548Ай бұрын
@JasonBrant that's pretty good... you sure YOU ain't the smartest guy in the world?
@arthuryong8562Ай бұрын
I think Sifu need some Brawndo cuz he and his entire movie ain't got electrolytes
@CyberBeep_kenshiАй бұрын
The thirst mutilator!
@arthuryong8562Ай бұрын
@@CyberBeep_kenshimore like hunger mutilator
@dailyfilmfix469Ай бұрын
Morgan Freeman's great grandfather also played in New Jack City. He's the one who shot Wesley Snipes in the courthouse after the trial...
@DigitalJeremyАй бұрын
Watching Jason process & recall b movie actors is hella fun
@kunutc4331Ай бұрын
LMAO! Steven Seagal's phone beep @ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="995">16:35</a> sounds like my pizza oven telling me that I have one minute left.
@tigrecito48Ай бұрын
Nas did a good album with Damian Marley...
@rudeboyjohn3483Ай бұрын
Yea, it was pretty good
@intheouts23 күн бұрын
at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="512">8:32</a> as Dave approaches the headstones you can see how UTTERLY digital all the writing on them is. LMAO
@tigrecito48Ай бұрын
my facial recognition software hasnt been updated since the 90s
@sledzeppelinАй бұрын
The Steven Seagal Guide To Coolness: don't annunciate.
@megatronjenkins2473Ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="281">4:41</a> and probably picked the strippers himself 🤣🤣🤣
@shawdawg3675Ай бұрын
You know, there is a martial arts revenge game called Sifu. Someone should mod the game to make the character be Steven Seagal. They could probably switch the main characters voice lines with his.
@packersamuraiАй бұрын
I'm surprised you guys didn't recognize the actor that played Skut Farkas in A CHRISTMAS STORY.
@BodyByBenSLCАй бұрын
Jason your mind for B and C movie tier actors is truly rain man level.
@GLUE4UANDMEАй бұрын
Lolols. THat one dude is "Scut Farkus!" the mean red headed kid from A Christmas Story ..Zack Ward.
@denmasterben2348Ай бұрын
dave is my spirit human! look at that salt and pepper beard!!
@TyDie1Ай бұрын
“You can have pictures of my feet”
@tedbarrett849715 күн бұрын
I love the Brawndo shirt. It's what plants want.
@Flassh81Ай бұрын
This movie should be called "Too fat for the law."
@bloodeagle6458Ай бұрын
The beginning of Erin's ad 😂😂😂😂
@DannyBoy-jy1kqАй бұрын
Own those feet pics. All publicity is good publicity. 🤣🤣. Why I love this channel. No fucks given. Keep up the good work.
@TheRedKnight88Ай бұрын
Erins legs n feet comment was funny XD
@mauriceedwards9588Ай бұрын
Great to see Seagal back again!? I have seen this one, I noticed he was only standing for the opening then sitting for the next shot!? 😂
@callsignyamshot3140Ай бұрын
The old guy was in night at the museum. Your welcome 🤣👍🏼
@MalrottianАй бұрын
Surprised Jason didn't recognize Zach Ward. I mean, these guys HAVE to have seen Postal by this point.
@ddg9952Ай бұрын
Also was Scott Fukis (bully kid) in Christmas Story!
@1alsturgeonАй бұрын
Segals belt was beyond breaking point.
@kuribayashi8415 күн бұрын
Its hilarious how (so far) Seagals' last movie ended with him going to Jail. By the way, I find the filmography of its director, James Cullen Bressack, to be kinda interesting: He was born in 1992, making him 27 when he directed this. He did his first short film in 2004, his first feature-length film in 2011, did a Mockbuster (13/13/13) for The Asylum in 2013 and a number of other low-budget features since. Since _Beyond the Law,_ he did (among other things) two of Bruce Willis' late Direct-to-Video-Flicks _(Survive the Game_ and _Fortress),_ one Film with Mel Gibson _(Hot Seat),_ and is currently working on _Darkness of Man_ with Jean Claude van Damme. So, he's not only very busy, he has moved up slightly since working with Seagal, I guess. And perhaps he has some talent? Say what you want about _Beyond the Law,_ but it appears to be competently shot, at least.
@TeksonikAudioАй бұрын
I think Erin needs an Only Feets account. But seriously I've never understood how a man can look at a beautiful woman and think "ooooh feet". That's like taking a bottle of fine wine and thinking "ooooh the cork". But whatever floats your boats boys. My boat sunk a long time ago and it would take a Titanic level recovery mission to bring it back so...party on.
@dubbleplusgoodАй бұрын
Johnny Messner, it was bugging me where I'd seen him before but then remembered he was a soldier in "Tears of the Sun" and that construction guy in the diner that Denzel smoked in The Equalizer. "Is it just you or we waiting for someone else?"
@refinedsugarАй бұрын
The latter was a bit part, but memorable
@folkloreofbeing25 күн бұрын
I feel like Seagul is going to be one of those buggers that, despite his lifestyle and weight, will outlive many of us.
@paddywalker5618Ай бұрын
I dare never look how many Seagals you have left - it’s how I got into you guys and amongst my fave eps! Here in West Mids UK, England have just lost the final; this is now my happy time. Thanks JB & SBIG.
@sergarlantyrell784728 күн бұрын
I had a Jason-like epiphany when finally remembered where I recognised that old black guy from... Bill Cobb, he played Emory Erikson, the inventor of the Star Trek transporter in an episode of Enterprise (which seems to be 100% the same character manorisms as in this movie). Apparenly, he died less than a month ago at the age of 90.
Ай бұрын
That Shockmaster impression is the best! You should do that in every episode! :D :D
@shawdawg3675Ай бұрын
Someone else mentioned this, but the guy who shot the son was the redheaded bully Scott Farkus in Christmas Story, and the main actor in Postal, a great choice for So Bad It's Good.
@unicornstabsАй бұрын
Steven Seagal: A man who has become a walking parody of himself while also somehow being the only one who isn't in on the joke 🤣🤣
@stevejohnson659316 күн бұрын
Seagul the type of guy to develop telekinesis through evolution so he can grab food without moving
@SaylerTАй бұрын
Me, catching up during deployment boredom: "Weng Weng looks fun, Roller Blade looks ridiculous...nope. Shit on sifu, cause that's how I found this channel."
@burtknighten4438Ай бұрын
Didnt know Seagal quit in 2019. Figured he was still pumping out 4 "movies" a year
@TheSunMoonАй бұрын
Steven Seagal just showed he's one of the actors in the action genre.
@evanshannonАй бұрын
The obviously photoshopped grave stones at the beginning are hilarious
@MrGoxАй бұрын
That ad by Erin... hahah
@christopherwebb3517Ай бұрын
My theory is that Seagal and his buddies got really coked up one day in 2013, shot a totally nonsensical 15 hour movie, then after they sobered up, they cut the movie up into 90 minute chunks, and they've been releasing them as separate movies ever since.
@dookieshoes141Ай бұрын
I would pay so much money to be able to watch Sifu watch and react to all these episodes....I'd sell my house if needed.