“I’m not addicted to gambling, you’re addicted to gambling” “gaslighting is not a joke Jim” “wanna bet?” “YES HOW MUCH”

He's not addicted to gambling. We're addicted to watching gambling.

It hurt seeing DF not remove the Bounty Hunter. It was only taken for that one thief, and then just sat there, giving 1 coin each spin thereafter, while DF removes other symbols that get multipliers.

The Crab Mafia mourns the loss of many today

Auugh, all that Dwarf was doing was sucking value from the Geologist... Those guys eat ores AND the stuff that usually comes out of ores, so packing the board full of ore and just letting one dude go to town is a really solid strategy Though you can't do *too* much without multiplier combos.

It looks like you didn’t notice that archeologists can eat ore and big ore, so you didn’t even need the dwarf.

My daily DF to cure my nightly depression

"I think this is going to be a crab run" Crab rave intensives

I love your extremely dry commentary. It's hilarious how your tone almost never changes from sounding like the enthusiasm has been drained from your soul

"gonna focus on diver" Immediately distracted by dame and geologist

Everytime I decide to go to sleep, df has just posted.

When candy crush appeared at the side i thought youtube found another way to cram as many ads in our face per video

DF to silver arrow: "I may have treated you too harshly."

"Wow, we're getting really lucky with the rare finds tonight" *has 6 or so items that boost his chances to find higher rarity stuff*

Df called me addicted to gambling so I called him addicted to coffee

I spent the entire time yelling at you to remove the bounty hunter. He served his purpose and you never gave him anything else to do but waste space.

its a good day when DF uploads

"I only need valuable stuff!" **rolls full of 4 rabbit fluff** "Yes, only valuable stuff!"

I stay up for DF till 12 even though I have school early, thanks for always posting DF.

i just saw the into, and i am already loveing this

For some reason these are one of my favorite vids of yours

"I'm not addicted to gambling, you're addicted to gambling." Shut up man, I'm already insecure about my wish gambling addiction in Gacha games ;-;.

I absolutely love your voice! It just relaxes me. Also the lady that eats fruits is the best. With the items that gives you seeds when 3 symbols are destroyed and the items that makes seeds 100% grow. You can almost get infinite. I got tree of them in one run and got her in the high 90. Keep up the good works!

"Miners are stupid". Every single Minecraft player: *cries

So glad you upload these really early, gives me something to when watch when the suns not up but I am

Between you and Rat, I can keep going with my days. There os something in your voice that just makes me happy ^^ thanks a lot DF

Only DF can make mistakes and bad choices be so pleasant to watch while half sleeping.

DF: I'm not addicted to gambling, YOU'RE addicted to gambling. Me: well damn, I guess I never knew that about myself.

Me: Realizing that me and thousands of other people are literally watching this man play a slot machine...at midnight... . . Also me: "Idk, sounds like a pretty good idea"

Df, thank you for ur content, literally I'm going through the worst fucking break up in my life right now and your videos still are making me smile

The timing of his videos just make it for me. I'll fall asleep listening to it, not remember any of it, then I can watch it a second time in the morning over breakfast

*Two midas bombs in a row*, "maybe thats a sign", *Dosnt get the midas bomb*...........*Evicted*

Love watching you play this game!

Ngl you should have more views and subs your voice is so calming :)

Thank you for the episode.

3:07 you could’ve said crab rave darn it

finally, i can sleep now

Video Name: This Shouldn’t Have Worked Me: Knowing DF he will make anything work

Needed my dose of dangerously funny vids

I love how you put your pc specs in the description and you play this game, actually hilarious, power to you man 😂

yea

Why have I watched this 3 times already? *replays again*

I love it when DF plays this game and I have no idea why

0:45 that's the crab rave intro claws clacking

In hindsight this run would have been amazing for a mixed suits build. There were plenty of red and black suits symbols offered, both the red suits and black suits items, and at least 2 jokers

i love this video merry christmas

Imagine having a landlord like this

I’m addicted to watching you play this game

I like the background music!!

Most Players of this game: "A second Geologist, don't mind if I do!" DF: "A second Geologist, nah" Also tossed keyboard when DF almost passed up the first, and might have done so when he picked up the Dwarf.

Haven’t watched the vid yet but I know it’s gonna be good

I'm not addicted to gambling, I am addicted to watching you gamble

I love how he got in the new video that he made (duck life) wins 50k coins or 500k and then asks what he could do and it sends me straight to this video... well thanks!

That Bounty Hunter... that Bounty Hunger... _it pains me.._

Gambling at 1 am? Totally not addicted

and 2 is more than 1 idk why but that sounded so funny i actually laughed way to hard about that

I love you playing this game please make this the next undermine level of activity ❤️❤️❤️

That stutter after he picked second shiny pebble showed instant regret 😂

9:57 damn kirby lookin' thicc! 🤣

just before the video started I had an ad about addiction

weird coincidence, I was just no lifing this game and now I'm in bed because I finally got an unstoppable run and see this

Fun tips. If you go on a geologist run in the future, you definitely want Golems and Mines to really push the geologist value up and dames to multiply the high value gems. Arrows (despite the hate) are good in those runs since you have like 1 really high valued object that you want all the multipliers. Get Oysters for geologists to feed it pearls forever. You can almost go infinite them. Don’t get miners or dwarfs (that break geods) because the geologists can do it himself. Coals are strong too in that build. Divers eat low value things so the rabbit fluff kept it from being able to pop off, since you kept getting uncommon/rares.

We're the ones addicted to DF. (Jest aside... He's worth a watch every time!)

The great thing about the title is every single one of your videos can be named that

The crab clicks gave me flashbacks

Love the videos

I only look at my notifications to check if df uploaded

Best run I ever had in this, I got 2 geologists. Keep taking ores and golems, and watch the game break HARD.

Not addicted to gambling but I am addicted to watching your videos

DF is love. DF is life. I need this guy. He's helped me through so much. Thank you, DF. For being there for me when I needed you most.

Yay a new video before sleep! So what if it is 2am and I have work in 6 hours? I don't have a problem, you have a problem.

i am absolutely convinced that DF has an addiction to this game

Legend says he has removed every symbol but bounty hunter

A chicken run would be op as all you need is one and you can get a full chicken board

I wasnt even playing mc while watching this and the sound of that hissing got me thinking i was in game and was gonna die and i panicked smh

The geologist by itself can destroy geodes.

DF: " I'm not addicted to gambling, You're addicted to gambling" *Gambling addiction has entered the chat*

I love these vids

Geologist golem dwarf dame alcohol. I like this game quite a bit surprisingly.

Its only a matter of time before he finds out his way to "cheat" to expiriment in this game too

I'm addicted to watching who will break first, you or the game...

The king returns

dont go for the diver. go for the geologist

As a heads up, if you see blank spaces in your inventory that aren't just there from something getting deleted in the last turn, you probably shouldn't remove anything from the board. It just gives you a chance to roll an empty space that could have had whatever you removed.

Manz would upload at midnight

he ain't wrong, we're all watching him gamble lmao

YESSSS A NEW VIDEO

We're not addicted to gambling. We're addicted to addicted to gambling.

DF’s editor is amazing

Should have called the title 'diver has crabs'

Graverobber is a great item because it makes urns super good early game

The Crab Mafia is fast

Hope you play more of this soon. There was a lot of updates.

the best way to find bugs or find things that need to be balanced is to send this guy a link to your game

How does he make everything interesting to watch lol

The invisible bounty hunter

Ms. Fruit with a compost pile is crazy good. Had a Ms. Fruit almost to 100 with that.

I think we can all agree this made our day better

le me,1:20 am,see DF upload,watch video,no more sleeps

If you are not the editor to your own videos, I want to give your editor many back pats. There's a certain subtlety to it that aligns with the commentary, and it works really well!