Kind of impressive that the person made a video this long and detailed but still doesn’t know that a turtle and a tortoise are two different animals.

I saw a turtle once. 4 of them. They came out of the sewers like ninjas. Our foot soldier street gang had never seen anything like them. Master Shredder sent us down to the sewer to find them, but all we found was an old TV and a bunch of empty pizza boxes.

I didn't know turtles could be carnivores, and I sure didn't picture them hunting and capturing something as big as a fish or duck

Snake : goes inside Turtle : *farts* Snake : Ight imma head out

Love the Eagle. He's like "Bro wtf!"

I've owned turtle all my life and I'm 41, they will not back down and I've had turtles that did not hesitate to take my finger along with the food they were given. Fortunately, I still have all my fingers. But I had a sweet turtle that came by name and knew when it was feeding time by the words I used. Do not underestimate them.

I have learned SO MUCH about turtles this past year, and almost all of my new knowledge about them is nothing short of AMAZING!! They are smarter, more deadly, FASTER, and more cunning than I would ever have suspected in the past. My new found knowledge has given me a HUGE measure of RESPECT for all Turtles in the future! The main thing I learned is, DO NOT PISS OFF THAT Turtle next to you because he or she is most likely "ONE BAD MUTHA" and will hurt you if he or she feels the need to!

Turtle is sometimes used to refer to the order of reptiles Testudines as a whole, sometimes to individual families that make up the order, and is sometimes limited to aquatic species only. Tortoise is used to refer to any non-swimming species of Testudines. Terrapin is used to describe any species of small, aquatic, hard-shelled turtles.

Turtle: “You picked the wrong turtle fool!!” 🤣🤣🤣

What's more painful than a "turtle's bite" is not knowing the difference between a tortoise and a turtle.

1:35 Turtle: let's see what's for lunch today ?, Aha !, Eagle drumstick...

Hungry turtle: "What's for lunch?" Lion:"🙄"

Turtle: "Today is a Gift that's why we call it Present."

My Sulcata tortoise grew to be over 150 lbs and would dig tunnels over 40 feet long. The tunnels were big enough that you could crawl all the way into them. My grandkids could ride him. He was very friendly and always wanted to be around you or the other animals. He would keep my lawn mowed.

“Have you ever played with a turtle before? How was it?” WTF? LOL

The eagle and the lion sure know how to keep their pride of a king and do not accept such a hilarious challenge.

I'll never look at turtles the same way again.

3:25 Turtle: "King of the jungle my ass!!" Lion: "Will you f*ck off!"

Turtles are the definition of "small but feisty." I cannot.

Never mess with someone who wears his house like clothes, doesn't need a mortgage or permits, and who is clearly not interested in rat races.

I don’t need a dog to guard my house … I need a turtle.

Snake : Am bouta end this mans whole career Turtle:*Uno reverse*

Ive had pet turtles of all sorts that i play with all the time from aligator snappers to eastern painted to african sidenecks truly amazing creatures

The key is stay away from its mouth. My grandma said.. if they clamped down on you they won’t let go till a thunderstorm hit😂I’ve had 2 pet turtles in my life and I ALWAYS kept that in mind.

School: Turtles are very slow Turtle: Catches bird with the speed of light😂

The ducklings are so adorable

We have two red eared sliders that are totally domesticated. They sleep in the bed with my daughter, and follow her around like puppies all over the house. They come when their name is called, and enjoy sitting on the couch watching Animal Planet for hours.

I had a turtle that was handed down like an Heirloom. She was my grandparents before I was born, she liked all the dogs and people. But she had a major attitude with the pig! RIP Pokey

The Lion wasn’t scared he was showing respect.

"This is one of the funnier clips" *as spooky music plays*

Beat going crazy 😂.

Turtle: Amma bite your legs off Eagle: Why you bullyin me?

Narrator doesn’t know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise.

The loin was like "Let me drink my water" XD

That lizard said OWWW lol

Never knew turtles were that vicious!

I had no idea a turtle had this kind of capability. I guess we learn something new everyday. Great video!!

The eagle was like "I loved u in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so chill"

Snake: attempts to attack Turtle:"You picked the wrong house fool!"

The little turtle trying to attack the lion kills me!!! 😂🤣

This guy doesn’t know the difference between a Turtle and a Tortoise

The lion letting the turtle bite it and then "run off" is THE MOST I'm not a dad yet but will be moment I have ever seen.

2:46 Lizard never returned back till date😂

The eagle like: yeeeeah let me just slide out yo way 🤣

I will never mess with a Snapping Turtle.

No idea turtles were carnivores. Also, didn’t know turtles were ruthless like that. Turtles are Gs out here.

These background beats on videos be lit, Could overthrow the latest tracks🤣🔊

I had 4 Red ear sliders... played and petted them all the time. I miss my ninja turtles! lol

"Gangster's Paradise" would have been a better music selection. And turtles can live well past 100 years old. The tortoise Alagba live to 344 years old. And before you smarty pants say tortoises and turtles aren't the same. All tortoises are in fact turtles-that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell-but not all turtles are tortoises. One big difference is tortoises are exclusively land creatures

I had a red ear slider for 4 years allll through high school. He was so shy and small at first and wouldn’t even eat his pellets in front of me . That turned into a giant who would bite the heads off of feeder fish. He also escaped from the tank one day with the lid on and everything but hid in my closet under a pile of cloths. I miss and loved that turtle !

“The lion did not attack and avoided it as if it was scared” Lol it was like “bro stop it go to school and get smart”

at 2:43 - it appears the turtle was “break dancing” after the snake spun him around. wow. lol

Other than the usual pet Painted Turtles, I had three other experiences as a kid. One was some kind of land Turtle that was run over by a car. I taped it's shell back together, and let it go. Another was a Snapping Turtle caught one day on a fishing line. We took it home to play with it and observe it, but after watching it snap tree sticks like nothing, determined it to be too dangerous, and took it back to it's pond. Another was a large Painted Turtle found by a river. Meanest Turtle I ever saw, would hiss and attack constantly, returned it back to it's river.

Thanks for the videos, I had always thought turtles are slow, timid and harmless.,but i have learnt a new thing today. God who created all the living creatures ought to be praised and worshipped.

Damn. Turtles are savages. 🎶Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Aahhh!🎶 🤣✌

Snake crawls into Turtle's ass. Turtle: Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

Imagine dying in slow motion being eaten by a turtle.

I did not know turtles were so gangster! LMAO! Wow! They aren't playing around!

This beat makes almost any video satisfying

It seems.. apex predators eagle and lion has a kind side of heart.. they squatted away same way..😂

Turtles are are aquatic. This clip shows some of their terrestrial cousins...tortoises . Tortoises' feet are thick and cylindrical. Turtles have legs in shape of flippers, an adaptation fir swimming

The lion🦁 was not scared, he just couldn't care less about wasting his time on a little turtle 🐢

Good compilation, with not the usual nauseating BGM you see in most such videos👍

Bro the horse and the dog yo xD

"King of the jungle" never fails in not making me laugh when it is said about lions.

2:38 I’d argue that’s still a win. He survived another day and had the snake bolting away. That’s a win for a turtle 🐢. The point isn’t always to kill, but to survive. The turtle protected itself.

Wow people.. That's just great..

The eagles was like no I prayed for a jack rabbit not the jack the curious turtle 😂

I had a desert tortoise when I was a kid. I found it, and I guess it was somebody's pet because it was pretty tame and didn't hide in it's shell around people. It never tried to bite me either.

We had box turtles when I was growing up. On summer nights we would sit out on the screened in porch and roll grapes for the turtles to chase and eat. When there were no more grapes, we had to be careful because the nice rounded tip of your toe looked like another grape! No one and no turtle got hurt.

Such an awesome reptile.

Turtle is like hey bro can you one hit k.o me real quick I need to reset as something else to the lion

The turtle that tried to "eat" the lizard was a matamata. They don't have the bite force to harm anything too large to fit in their mouths. It's more likely it was trying to scare the lizard away. They rely on the suction created when they open their mouths to catch their prey -- usually small fish -- which they swallow whole.

Just a correction if I may, the land ones are called tortoise(s) and only the ones that live in water are called turtle(s). Great clip, btw 👍🏼 Thank you for sharing it.

I have three let water turtles - 2 sliders (one is a red-eared slider) and an African mud turtle. I love them. When they see me come near the tank for food they get so excited. The normally spot me from afar. I’ve been bitten lots of time by the male slider. When I put my index finger👉🏾against the tank he’s constantly snapping away😂😂😂

The lion wasn't scared. He wanted to drink water in peace.

The turtle attacking the alligator is actually an “alligator snapping turtle” so that explains it more. Edit: a lot of these are either alligator or common snappers or tortoises.

I have had probably close to 30 turtles over the years. Some I left go, some got away, a few died and some I still have. The first one I ever had bit me on the upper lip, just below my nose. It was a box turtle and I was holding it like a burger and talking. It saw my lips moving and thought it was a worm. It held on just like in these clips and would not let go. When this happens, most box turtles will use it's front claws to help tear the worm or in this case my lip. So I had to hold on to it's legs and relax for about 30 seconds and when it let go to get a better grip, I pulled it away. My sister use to tease me it was my first kiss. lol. My daughter had a similar experience with a turtle as well. Not sure exactly how but she was holding a turtle and came in screaming and bleeding from under he tongue. I have no idea how the turtle bit her there and she never quite explained it.....

My brother and I used to train turtles for the turtle races at the county fair. We nearly always won.

I have a 4.5yr Russian/horsefield tortoise. Had her since only a couple of months old and she is the most gentle and friendliest thing. She comes when I call her or tap on wall. If she sees me, she'll come to me, at edge of enclosure and crawl up, so she's on her hind legs. It's her way of saying she wants to be picked up. She has never bitten me and i regularly hand feed her. I even put the tiniest little crumbs of food on tip of finger to test her. She'll very slowly go for it and get the food off with her tongue lol. I've taught her 2 tricks. I've semi toilet trained her, so she won't go in her enclosures, but on some tissues on floor and with certain food (brocoli) she goes crazy for it and I can even get her to give me her arm, before I give her a piece lol. They're amazing pets and so intelligent. I reckon they're smarter than some dogs. We have to be very careful on how to lay out her enclosures, because she moves things around and will use them to climb out. We got another tortoise, but got rid off her after a week. She was super violent. She was about 3yrs old and was raised on a tortoise farm and had little to no contact with humans and always always aggressive.

The scenes of turtle or tortoise attacking higher animals looks sarcastic. Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Snake John: Ayo look at this turtle. I think he's asleep Other snake: Prank him john John: *AYO AYO WAIT WAIII-*

All of you are doing a Amazing job to keep us Entertained and please keep the videos coming

Amazing video 👍👍

I think we just figured out how the turtle won the race against the rabbit, lmao.

I was terrified of the snapping turtles that were about a foot in diameter with a clear intention of snapping any body parts off you they could get to. That was back on the Gasconade River in Missouri when I was a kid. I have never considered turtles pacifists.

I can hear the lizard saying "Aay aay aaaay...!"

AMAZING.

We helped a turtle back into the water, it chose the wrong spot as the sand banks were about twenty feet high with no entry points. This was on Fraser Island Australia not far from Sandy Cape and my friend coped a wallop on the ankle for his trouble. There were Dingo's hanging around that is why we tried to help her.

"This is another Adorable interaction between dog and turtle", that traumatic experience for the dog is an adorable interaction hem hem okay

Tortugas are Aholes! 😆 I love it. Greetings from Mexico

My daughter who is now 40 had a 3 toed box turtle for many years as a child. Her name was Tulips and she was super smart and super sweet. She would stick her head out to one side for me to scratch her neck. She liked going for walks in the dining room and never made a mess. She loved watermelon and corn.

A funny story about my fear of turtles. It stems back to Kindergarten when a stupid teacher forced all of us kids to sit around in a circle and then released a big turtle in the middle. I told her I was scared but Instead of listening and respecting my fear she instead forced me to sit there. Of course the turtle came right over to me so I pushed it away. The turtle was fine but the teacher flipped out and started screaming at me that it's only a turtle and it wasn't going to hurt me. I told her I don't know that and neither do you. Now I see I was totally right to fear that thing with those jaws! She made us sit there with our legs open, that thing could have bit something it thought was a worm! I remember she called my mother and made her come in to talk about this. The teacher was ranting and raving but even as a kindergartener I said when somebody tells you they are scared of an animal you need to respect that and not force it on them. She was all stunned and pissed but couldn't argue. She got schooled by a kindergartener that day. You don't force an animal on somebody if they tell you no. That's how people and animals get hurt.

It’s a shame that the creators of this video don’t seem to know the distinct difference between turtles and tortoises (both of which are shown, but tortoises incorrectly labeled as turtles)! 👎🏼

the guy was like ; did you catch that?? no.. youre fricking ad was playing before that

That aquarium one, wonder if the owners wondered where their fish went.

We had a retention pond at work, with turtles. Every year, the ducks hatch a brood of ducklings. The turtles eat one a day, until they are gone. Another water bird, keeps her chicks in the tall reeds, where the turtles can’t go.

Never knew a turtle is such an amazing criture

I love turtles, they are one of my favorite species of pets. I have had a few in my life and one thing I learned is they will choose you and they are very gentle and lovable. They are playful! I had one in an aquarium with my fish and the bowl cleaner fish was particularly fond of me. I would set and use my computer in their presence while they would watch me. The turtle would put his foot on the head of the cleaner fish! Oh I really love them so!

I didn't know turtles were this savage