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@Random258.Ай бұрын
Petition for Sam to change his channel banner to “pretty cool, right?” Edit 1: how did this get 4 thousand likes in one day Edit 2: I’M THE TOP COMMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO LIKED THIS COMMENT
@OuoiioubrahnrahАй бұрын
Part 2 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rtx2jc2gmrbLd2Q.htmlsi=FUviv5cRrKml7Rym
@jujhar.Ай бұрын
Yes
@UglyFarmerDogАй бұрын
Yes
@thegoatjqАй бұрын
YES YES YES YES YES
@bellaardoin7260Ай бұрын
Yes
@selfmadeviperАй бұрын
"i got banned from youtube... pretty cool, right?"
@r_and_a433Ай бұрын
Lol😂
@YoMaverickkАй бұрын
“right?”
@maiL-xh6ggАй бұрын
Props to you for being dead ass funny bro
@ChillgrayTheFlowerАй бұрын
💀💀💀💀🐟
@YesIAmEmzАй бұрын
lol
@nicolasace4097Ай бұрын
"I released 5 angry pitbulls into a children's park." "Pretty cool right?"
@1010maАй бұрын
20:08 *Reads firearm* 20:23 *Uses waterarm*
@VuNguyen-xh9unАй бұрын
breh
@Room_Temperature_FridgeАй бұрын
Lol
@DarkMatterDM2802Ай бұрын
Lol, so true though 🤣
@SchwiftygetterАй бұрын
I can't comment
@OrangeSheepPlayzАй бұрын
so epik!
@TheSincklerАй бұрын
“I murdered an innocent child” “Pretty cool right?”
@MissionBricksАй бұрын
I love doing that!
@RoccoRobertelliАй бұрын
Did you do it with a ar
@kardouchabderrahman3876Ай бұрын
FAKE
@WhereIsMyToast808Ай бұрын
stole that from viper-later
@FuzzyNoodleАй бұрын
@@kardouchabderrahman3876 cap
@thomasamadoriАй бұрын
"I broke every community guideline" "Pretty cool right?" 💀
@大Ай бұрын
skibidi toilet
@someones_DreamАй бұрын
*Gets ban a million times*
@ChillgrayTheFlowerАй бұрын
💀
@VonWasHere13Ай бұрын
(No Name Guy) #STOPBRAINROT
@rileyfrey5282Ай бұрын
Not funny 1st reply.
@SaitamaTheLastAirbenderАй бұрын
15:14 hey that's hurts 😭😭😔😔 BANNED SAMBUCHA NOW, MY FEELING IS HURT
@RicotheDonutstealerАй бұрын
YEAH
@xtremejagy5959Ай бұрын
YES FR HE IS SOO MEAN. I WANNA KILL MYSELF NOW
@user-wj9jn9cl5uАй бұрын
Describe the word feeling how do you feel feeling and why do you feel it Isn't that concerning 🧐
@FloppaStudios_Ай бұрын
@@user-wj9jn9cl5uyour concerning….
@gattasaraАй бұрын
Yeah 😢
@Love_Minecraft_1Ай бұрын
Prisoner: lWhat are you in for? Sambucha: everything
@Thebestboy3456Ай бұрын
Sam literally has the fastest and most clear speaking intro out of any other KZfaqr.
@matokproАй бұрын
fr and he used to be mocked for being an npc
@Livelaughlovedogs4832Ай бұрын
Like I would mess up a few words
@GeffRatatatataАй бұрын
Old😑
@p8onАй бұрын
“You’re Banned” -CaseOh
@FrostedHornnet0Ай бұрын
💀
@BusterBaxter105Ай бұрын
"OKAY BUDDY, YOUR BANNED!"
@Shremygang4LАй бұрын
Naw
@Arsenal_kid6Ай бұрын
@P8on 50s ago
@NotDS_Cj11YTАй бұрын
💯
@CreeperKING-he2kkАй бұрын
“My dad left me.” “ Pretty cool right?”
@UsTube.Ай бұрын
Lol
@PennGuyАй бұрын
Lol
@Issy_CoopsАй бұрын
KZfaq guidelines: You can't eat carrots! Sam: Now I think I've done this one as you can see I was drinking some sprite earlier so that should count
@Nexify0Ай бұрын
15:17 hey that hurts😭😭😭
@liminallost...Ай бұрын
It hurt!
@fortnitekid-ev6fwАй бұрын
@@liminallost... that hurt a lot
@Honey_Bunz11Ай бұрын
👹
@Nexify0Ай бұрын
Wow I'm 2nd comment
@WayonVFXАй бұрын
Sambucha: "I love you, KZfaq!" 😁 The video: proceeds to break every single KZfaq community guidline 🗿 Also Sambucha: "I finally got banned from KZfaq, pretty cool right?" 💀
@user-xz7rk4ne9zАй бұрын
232 likes no comments let me fix that
@WayonVFXАй бұрын
@@user-xz7rk4ne9z Lol, yeah
@LaylaLove973Ай бұрын
244 like 1 comment let ME fix that
@tomyolar-pop3627Ай бұрын
369 likes
@user-qb4tu2vw3hАй бұрын
409 likes 3 comments let ME fix that
@AthenaTechLabАй бұрын
14:50 Sambucha: *”You can’t be saying s**t, f**k, b***h, etc.”* YOU CAN HEAR THE UNCENSORED WORDS IF YOU HAVE THE VOLUME UP
@SoL_WildZ11 күн бұрын
16:50 bro had me going “shiver me timbers don’t wanna mess with this guy”
@TherealspeedygonАй бұрын
I love how the editor will blur it but then he’ll move on and the editor will un blur it 😂
@YaBoiJackHereАй бұрын
Yup
@user-hi2fq5mw2uАй бұрын
Yup
@callmemilk3352Ай бұрын
Yup
@ItzThunder2337YTАй бұрын
Yup
@suncalfi2088Ай бұрын
Yup
@guest9445Ай бұрын
His next video: This video is designed to be traumatic
@DarkLatexKingАй бұрын
😭🙏🙏🙏
@大Ай бұрын
skibidi toilet
@JustK4Y1512Ай бұрын
With the LiveLeak watermark
@An_awesomeduckhereАй бұрын
Are you guys five?
@lukelyall5879Ай бұрын
@@JustK4Y1512 💀
@izzyjoe9951Ай бұрын
Bro really bleeped out “moist” lol 😂😂😂
@Not_Human-XD.Ай бұрын
15:10 the way I knew it was gonna be moist💀
@ShesarandomgirlinarandomworldАй бұрын
I thought it was p**n
@pizzaleg3655Ай бұрын
What was the word?
@ShesarandomgirlinarandomworldАй бұрын
I thought it was uhm. Let’s just stay it starts with p and ends with n
@henhog226 күн бұрын
@@Shesarandomgirlinarandomworld dont be afraid to say porn
@kingcharles3rd8 күн бұрын
@@Shesarandomgirlinarandomworldwait what? I swear i saw the p word
@itsyoboi494Ай бұрын
14:14 No, the Covid banner did not pop up.
@walkerfan6341Ай бұрын
Looking for this comment😂
@Deluxecheese35Ай бұрын
putting covid in the title triggers it
@itsyoboi494Ай бұрын
@@Deluxecheese35 Yea, I think you are right.
@Tibo8o9oАй бұрын
KZfaq BE GETTIN MIXED MESSAGES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣 Edit: yoo 100 likes
@V_ChessGuyАй бұрын
🤣🤣
@shanelaon105Ай бұрын
16:38 damn I fell for the prank! 😂
@Justakidonyoutube-ry5zdАй бұрын
"Osama I bet you can't fly through those 2 planes, that would be pretty cool right?"
@NotnotnotnotnotnotchatGPTАй бұрын
“Pretty cool, right?” -Sam, breaking every community guideline
@MoonBackroomsАй бұрын
"i just called this guy the n word!" "pretty cool, right?"
*cuts to scene of Sambucha sprawled on the ground*
@rubeninyourfaceXDАй бұрын
@@nikkkooog5755 are you human or bot?
@nikkkooog5755Ай бұрын
I am a human
@WayonVFXАй бұрын
yeah, pretty cool
@Maddy_Loves_Hamilton29 күн бұрын
7:05 Idk why but when you said I’m not actually that tired I started dying laughing!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tomyolar-pop3627Ай бұрын
16:45 oh no!!!! I feel very unsafe😢 you are like Duolingo!!
@af9162Ай бұрын
18:54 ayyy GTA V 23:02 let’s face it, Sam’s editor is awesome.
@KellyBeeSanАй бұрын
13:03 OKAY, STOP; THAT'S ENOUGH 😭🙏🤣🤣
@anshthapa1520Ай бұрын
4:47 I don't think they mean fishing😂..
@katieschroeder9192Ай бұрын
Him *covers nipple* nipple:Nah! * peeps back out*
@MuhaamadAreebАй бұрын
13:12 it doesn't say nipples, it says breasts. So you're technically still in the green But hay, if you do the same thing on twitch, you're gone.
@usfnetworkАй бұрын
Unless you say it's for "artistic and sculptural purposes", twitch rules are dumb smh
@Deluxecheese35Ай бұрын
@@usfnetworkdawg people be posting literal statues with genitals and its marked for kids💀
@griffinroblox73Ай бұрын
Bro what if sam is gay💀💀💀💀
@MuhaamadAreebАй бұрын
@@griffinroblox73 ? It's still not a breast
@brockgrabarskiАй бұрын
blud tiptoed around every guideline 💀💀💀
@user-gt3nm1zd5yАй бұрын
bro i've never watched sam's longer content and it's good asf keep it up big man
@SteelersRuleprodzАй бұрын
“I’m gay and a serial killer” “Pretty cool right”?
@JaydenOnyxАй бұрын
Dahmer?
@Cass.ChocoMilkАй бұрын
@@JaydenOnyxmy first thought
@SHIFTYreal.Ай бұрын
“Wow that’s it, you’re banned” Caesoh
@leon4401Ай бұрын
*You’re
@cheetoman8826Ай бұрын
@@leon4401 That's the same thing buddy nobody cares about grammar unless your writing an essay in the comment section
@leon4401Ай бұрын
@@cheetoman8826 ok
@HEKProductionsАй бұрын
@@leon4401 YOU'RE a nerd /j
@goofyorange_kaderpАй бұрын
@leon4401 well erm actually its "Ok" not "ok"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@chiken_nuggits027Ай бұрын
16:36 That made feel threatened and unsafe. You shouldn't be saying those kinds of words on this platform
@OkSooners1415Ай бұрын
13:28, the answer is no lol
@NellyRealesАй бұрын
They gave u a warning for a reason.
@chiken_nuggits027Ай бұрын
@@NellyReales it was a joke😑
@NellyRealesАй бұрын
@@chiken_nuggits027 didn’t seem like one lmao
@KrissyRoseAnimalloverАй бұрын
@@NellyRealeswell it was a joke
@h.s.alyasiryАй бұрын
“I died” “Pretty cool right?”
@RATSKETCHESАй бұрын
3:28 Spanish Sambucha is crazy.
@dennondixon7819Ай бұрын
Looking pumped as hell bro, do an exercise tier list soon 💪
@loluser420Ай бұрын
Hello.
@bonolo.m.lekwanaАй бұрын
Not me getting this as the first suggested video when opening KZfaq, I am threatened
@horrorsans6209Ай бұрын
"I promise this is not my yearly earnings, it'd be nice, but they're not 😅" Oof🤣
@Carlos-cv2diАй бұрын
Sambucha: I want to get banned *Doesn’t get banned*
@TeLofGoalsАй бұрын
Next video: I have a serious conversation to talk about
@Glow_editz10Ай бұрын
Bro that girl in the intro💀💀💀
@大Ай бұрын
skibidi toilet
@prince_parfaiАй бұрын
IRREVERSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE 🗣🔥🔥
@Drastic644Ай бұрын
You mean sam lol
@tkennerk10Ай бұрын
3 days until Mario does you know what
@JustK4Y1512Ай бұрын
Y’all brainrots probably don’t even know that it’s real
@lizbrkaАй бұрын
1:32 "youare my sunshine" in the search bar is crazy💀
@NotSambuchaАй бұрын
17:50 I WOULD NEVER DO SO
@PegusLetusАй бұрын
bro that wasn't ur vid it was jubsteps
@AOOA926Ай бұрын
14:26 it did not
@EimysGDАй бұрын
Roberta Topal
@lvanimations2357Ай бұрын
“You’re Banned!!!!” -Eugene H. Krabs (Mr. Krabs)
@Izarella-on-PawzАй бұрын
“I cut out the tongues of the innocent” “Pretty cool right”
@Chunkymango99-oj3mq14 күн бұрын
The Nip Slip comp is crazy
@KingBram1Ай бұрын
22:55 your editor is really good lol😂
@ronaldoa.4905Ай бұрын
8:51 Nightmare blunt rotation
@LUCKY.DINO.Ай бұрын
Not even hesitant😭 2:32
@TheponynamedAverie858Ай бұрын
15:27 hey that hurts :(
@ziyonjennings1595Ай бұрын
Bro learned and is making it educational now 💀
@aero17850Ай бұрын
18:16 “ok KZfaq? We’re cool” den breaks every guideline
@Thedogegames01Ай бұрын
2:15 nah that was a water arm💀
@TheGuyWhoAsked1245Ай бұрын
12:13 broooooo 💀😭😭
@StickMationOfficialАй бұрын
“The wow sound effect at 0:42” bro is saying “I want to get banned”
@ironiccookies2320Ай бұрын
I see so many big youtubers breaking all these rules yet they're never banned
@voidspawn7637Ай бұрын
You threatened me to my bones, this is not very nice
@deathslayer9704Ай бұрын
11:37 so every cod video
@nobodydobon1124Ай бұрын
Kevin Leonardo: uhmm hopefully i dont get cancelled 💀
@girres43Ай бұрын
"They never said what kind of fishing" Literally says what kind of phishing. 4:40
@wge322Ай бұрын
13 second ago
@quack2024Ай бұрын
the sad thing is that half of these arent even enforced
@aircreep_Ай бұрын
Next video: This video contains malvare
@PelayoAbadАй бұрын
“I broke every community guideline”……”pretty cool right”
@tiburojonАй бұрын
16:45 I felt so threatened Sam 😡😡
@EdvinasPielikysАй бұрын
12:39 bros editor caught lacking
@_f1nnyАй бұрын
The whole feel of this video is like the new kid at school trying to fit in. Ifykyk
@nuclearscorn7630Ай бұрын
Claim your spot while this video is still up 👇
@ish2637Ай бұрын
claimed
@santoshbansal2977Ай бұрын
Claimed
@NphyniteАй бұрын
Hush up lil buddy if I EVER catch you posting some tomfoolery like this again YOU BETTER clench them cheeks because I will be there 😈 If I EVER catch you mewing 🤫🧏♂️ around these parts again I WILL touch ur buttocks lil bro NO questions asked 🫵😈 pipe down dishonored one 👿🙏 I’m about to use this DOMAIN EXPANSION on them cheeks 😂 Domain Expansion: Malevolent Thrust. It is OVER for you 🫸🫷 hush up lil man. Id better NOT catch you typing some tomfoolery again or i WILL expand your domain. 😈 🙏 Throughout these halls I alone am the honored one. And I WILL give you these FURIOUS backshots 👿. Take this hollow backshots. 🫴🟣 Where you go I go 😈🙏 You will NEVER escape me lil bro im about to give you THESE FURIOUS “what you see I see” backshots lil bro. I am you. 🫸🫷 With this sacred treasure I summon 🤜🫴. It is OVER for you Big Raga the backshots expert 👿. You will NOT escape them Adapted Thrusts‼️‼️
@Mango121hiiiАй бұрын
claimed
@SKinkySTINKАй бұрын
Claimed
@therealVeronicaSawyerАй бұрын
who's here before he gets banned
@user-ky8qe4nd4zАй бұрын
Me
@_audrey_bffrАй бұрын
Me
@VoidIan-uc7kqАй бұрын
Me
@SayWhat124Ай бұрын
Here! ❤
@VJGamzАй бұрын
me
@ObliviousMonkeyАй бұрын
15:13 "Nuh uh"
@BurlyMamals5825Ай бұрын
"i ate something human sized..... pretty cool, right?"
@BLC2022Ай бұрын
15:27 hey that hurts :c
@xxSMASHLIExxАй бұрын
15:25 YOUVE CROSSED THE LINE SONNY BOY 😡😡😡🐺🐺🐺
@-blaazal-Ай бұрын
"self-harm yadayada"💀💀
@SASA_maxilloАй бұрын
"Mods ban him" -Nick ehh 30
@luigigaming5767Ай бұрын
20:23 sambucha has waterbending
@MountainssssАй бұрын
Once again, I return to the land of Sambucha and I am not disappointed.
@zyyrrxАй бұрын
W
@Silly_BingusАй бұрын
here before heart/pin
@joelhalvorsen2495Ай бұрын
-10 dollars
@ryancraig9352Ай бұрын
Jesus. Lol This guy makes money off you people? Haha
@MountainssssАй бұрын
@@ryancraig9352 buddy shut the hell up you look like car wheezer from jimmy neutron if he lost 10 pounds and put a BBL in his nose.
@Delta_002Ай бұрын
mis medical information: 5 second life hacks: Okay bet.
@cxrotoninaltАй бұрын
16:48 ..idm i'll order sum pizza 4u bro
@zargoth_rangerАй бұрын
8:24 NIPPLE
@luispokemoncardsandlego7146Ай бұрын
🤨
@NikolaMilos-pb5gjАй бұрын
next video: ,,How to get unbaned from KZfaq"
@HCR2dudeofficialАй бұрын
"Hey that hurts" I feel dumb
@JustKindaMiaАй бұрын
2:32 broooo people have done that to me
@Tucker91Ай бұрын
4:34 its bro said fishing 💀
@TTV_LeBronJime21Ай бұрын
That’s what it says
@Tucker91Ай бұрын
@@TTV_LeBronJime21 no its phising which is a form of exploitation.
@TTV_LeBronJime21Ай бұрын
@@Tucker91 I know but it’s pronounced the same
@Tucker91Ай бұрын
@@TTV_LeBronJime21 no phishing is pronouced "fishing" and fishing if pronounced fishingg"
@TTV_LeBronJime21Ай бұрын
@@Tucker91 there’s no difference
@user-mq6me1ld6jАй бұрын
5:15 He didn't blur it.
@Watermelon_Cat_PiratesАй бұрын
Bro's excited
@SwishStudios_999Ай бұрын
i was bouta say the same thing
@getnifyedАй бұрын
and?
@Lolsos12e22GDАй бұрын
@@getnifyed And he's getting banned
@itsLaLa0Ай бұрын
15:19 hey you made me cry 😭
@limelime8559Ай бұрын
15:17 HURTSSSSSSS
@oxidine2968Ай бұрын
1:10 edsa road bbm reference
@SpikeH-ks8tzАй бұрын
KZfaq: Don’t do these things. Sam: content is content🍷🗿
@GOATTRONSАй бұрын
15:14 hey that hurts
@genesislucas9006Ай бұрын
"And I showed it youtube... Ban me"
@oft3431Ай бұрын
Never get banned buddy, you never will
@大Ай бұрын
skibidi toilet
@Germany_1990Ай бұрын
what the fuck
@sleepyotter.Ай бұрын
i hope you know you’re a failure (talking to the handle-less person)
@_Gam3rАй бұрын
incorect answer
@rubeninyourfaceXDАй бұрын
@@_Gam3r incorrect* spelling
@ilovebladeball162Ай бұрын
flamingo"uh oh i'm in danger" 9:47
@user-sv4nj6wr8rАй бұрын
Yeah that hurts
@BAKALAKAshortsАй бұрын
“I kidnapped and 100 family’s “ “Pretty cool right”