This why the combine won the seven hour war

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Gordon FeetMan

Жыл бұрын

my god

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@clonecommandermike332 3 күн бұрын

Bro circumcised the tank 💀

@user-jh5dq9vc1v Күн бұрын

I think you massively downplaying the sheer magnitude of personal drama and trauma this tank experience

@Dacstunes Күн бұрын

Nah that was straight up gender reassignment surgery

@multipulti6781 Күн бұрын

@@Dacstunes fr

@ChesterManfred Күн бұрын

@@Dacstunesand then Gordon was able to beat it defenselessly, just like in real life

@zhaqihanifah4915 18 сағат бұрын

@@ChesterManfredof course its own explosion killed gordon too

@nottherealpaulsmith 2 күн бұрын

congratulations, you turned that abrams into an M1150

@siphobrisloks8133 7 сағат бұрын

This video reminded me of the miserable fact that I've spent hundreds of hours in world of tanks, then nearly a thousand hours of warthunder to understand this joke fully, but well, I'm touching grass jow.

@thehoopala 3 күн бұрын

Adrian Shephard was shaking his head the entire 7 hour war

@atalllad105 2 сағат бұрын

It’s thehoopala love your vids!

@bedrylo3529 3 күн бұрын

nuh uh they lost the 7 hour war because 1 they didn't had freeman 2 freeman didn't had they 3 didn't they freeman had

@Mohamed7mmm 2 күн бұрын

Had didnt they had of had bc they had

@alexandermorozov8593 2 күн бұрын

Didn't they free the man they had?

@DoktorSwag69 Күн бұрын

Mean you ALYX didn’t they freeman had?

@ChobeVelyasha 13 сағат бұрын

Yeah the man was had-free but only when compbine already conquered earth@@alexandermorozov8593

@jerryersha1709 12 сағат бұрын

they freeman didnt had

@Xhepyxopila 2 күн бұрын

The real reason they lost the Seven Hour War was because the Team Fortress franchise is in it's own seperate world, Australia alone would've solo'd them

@sudokuacrobatics Күн бұрын

Austrailium ran out before 2000s tho. Still the tf2 verse can solo the combine through sheer ridiculousness alone, not to mention Saxton Hale still is strong without australium

@darosilvertail7957 Күн бұрын

More like sent to space if you watched tf2 comics

@Xhepyxopila Күн бұрын

@@darosilvertail7957 you're supposed to READ comics

@darosilvertail7957 Күн бұрын

@@Xhepyxopila comics are stilly mostly visual than text soo...

@Svar3n2527 Күн бұрын

the great nerd war of 2024 ↑

@savagebanana3711 2 күн бұрын

"I got your nose!" ahh moment

@AccountRemoved101 Күн бұрын

Tank lost it's dignity tonight.

@mayakaibara 3 күн бұрын

adrams(made in china)

@ImonlyhumanAfterall-bh8uk 11 ай бұрын

Tank- BRUHHH

@CactusSawmill Күн бұрын

It's like those tanks in We Happy Few which were made of literal paper mache.

@ethansgamingroom2000 2 күн бұрын

soldier: COMMANDER, THEY STOLE OUR CANNON! Commander: aw man, can't have sh*t in Black Mesa

@Green-ader Күн бұрын

So, I’m guessing this version of the Abrams had no machine guns?

@gamersloth4383 23 сағат бұрын

and no electrical turret drive, by the looks of it

@keatonwastaken Күн бұрын

Sir I made our tank cannon into a sawed off like a shotgun so it's stronger up close sir!

@NN00o0oooo. Күн бұрын

HECU Suffered the bugs of being compiled into Source Engine

@multipulti6781 Күн бұрын

my humour is broken😭😭😭

@Lord-xm7zn 2 күн бұрын

Oh no, he's got its nose!

@woopdashoop9860 Күн бұрын

POV: You have a russian shovel

@priyankasarkar6033 Күн бұрын

That's why everyone fears the freeman

@AankPlays5960 Күн бұрын

Bro just rips off the cannon like its nothing

@arkle519 Күн бұрын

Is this why the combine won the seven hour war?

@user-xe3me9wb4p Ай бұрын

Cj: WTF? Bull shit!

@mantapi1781 Күн бұрын

tanks can be destroyed with the crowbar but the explosion can end you

@jeremy9416 10 сағат бұрын

Me as a kiddo " Can I do DMG with the crowbar ?" Some second later *Doom music intensifies

@ConfirmedZer0 Күн бұрын

half life source moment

@elpanatv2537 Күн бұрын

from a tank, to a tank/them

@root...... 11 сағат бұрын

If only valve updated the Source Engine earlier the world could have been saved.

@COUNTERCOM Күн бұрын

The abrams has a coaxial 7.62 is this not modeled in Half life?

@hittankfromhalflife5769 Күн бұрын

Never was in the original Only in Black Mesa (iirc) was this added

@Photosynthesist 21 сағат бұрын

Gordon Freeman if he was from Madura..

@random_person_on_earth 3 күн бұрын

tofu dreg tank

@ch1ppychipp Күн бұрын

Built in China.

@darthvaderbn Күн бұрын

-1000 social credits

@herbivorethecarnivore8447 Күн бұрын

Who would win: Heavy armoured fighting vehicle with tempered and reinforced steel plating and a 120mm smooth bore cannon VS Man with boink boink stick

@user-gx3im5ev4q Күн бұрын

Man with boink boink stick

@mineturtle2 Күн бұрын

It looks like that heavy armored fighting vehicle with tempered and reinforced steel and a 120mm smooth bore cannon won

@FritzLeAngel Күн бұрын

Chinese made abrams

@42ccb 18 сағат бұрын

Average Half-life source experience, it's really so broken in Steam

@nizalmuhammad9689 Күн бұрын

Goofy ah abrams

@bocktordaytona5656 5 сағат бұрын

Operation desert storm bad ending

@iansysoev9462 9 сағат бұрын

War thunder moment

@_GhostMiner Күн бұрын

Half life source be like

@Playcat69 2 күн бұрын

box with chumtoad is stronger than a tank

@JayromDejesus Күн бұрын

War thunder be like:

@skinnyseven Күн бұрын

bareles

@zekramnordran9526 23 сағат бұрын

Half Life Rising: Revengeance

@Luke_Skywalker1836 6 ай бұрын

Lol

@Tudor547 Күн бұрын

is that crowbar made out of bedrock?

@fighter2499 7 сағат бұрын

Lmao

@LeonCat 14 сағат бұрын

Will it work on goldsrc too?

@BartoszKobrzyński 13 сағат бұрын

no, tried it

@Iz4kiTiago 2 күн бұрын

🥸

@gibranhabibie5602 2 күн бұрын

now with poor accuracy

@dulguunjargal1199 Күн бұрын

The Shells just slide out of the Breech and explode above the Driver

@Helo_911 2 күн бұрын

Bro if war thunder players see this guy destroying an tank with an crowbar they litterally gonna add this new abrams and it's gonna be the new worst MBT (How the hell did the HECU just buy that tank)

@leventekocsis9103 6 күн бұрын

Honestly, I don't think the US military would have fell as quickly as they did in the lore. It is the most powerful military on the world for a reason, I also don't think that combine tech is way more advanced than ours currently, in Half Life 2, they use guns that do the same amount of damage as ours would do, while the orbs some of their weapons can shoot are great for anti-armor purposes, they don't seem to have any real air power or tanks. Using hit and run tactics they could have been easily dealt a blow to. In the lore it is also stated that missiles were launched that destroyed cities like New York and Paris. In reality, NATO and the US would have mobilized only because of the portal storms. Air defense systems would haven't been excluded, with the ability to shoot down satellites in high earth orbit, i don't think missiles would have been any different to systems like the PATRIOT or Iron Dome. Close air support would have shredded the combine until they wouldn't have adapted and have made fighters themselves, which could possibly be countered by F-35s which are relatively high tech. With all of earth coming together against the combine, i don't see it likely that they would have won, while casualities would have been great on the human side, we would have come out victoriously.

@gordonfeetman5306 6 күн бұрын

there’s a difference between the combine on earth and the actual main combine forces.

@tylersmith1468 4 күн бұрын

The combine forces on Earth in HL2 are effectively ragtag police and rear line garrison units that are only there to pacify and keep control over Earth. And most likely were there mainly for show, not to actually counter a insurgency, the rebels in HL2 got super lucky against the Combine. The actual combine military or even actual combine garrisons were not present on Earth during HL2.

@DaDesertRoad 3 күн бұрын

@@gordonfeetman5306You both are right, I don't think that the entire human forces will fell in seven hours, we are very combative and we will loose, at least, in two weeks. Maybe the portal storms and the unknown xen life forms, plus the uncooperative of our species led to the rapid human loss.

@deemwinch 3 күн бұрын

F35 is an overhyped piece of sh*t

@DannyKS3D 3 күн бұрын

Seven Hour War is equivalent of Hurricane Katrina survivors being attacked by the entire combined might of US Armed Forces in 1991, we didnt have a chance to begin with, There's new theories about what happened in Seven hour war: Apparently the headcrab, vorts, and portal storm in Black Mesa? It happened all over the planet at the same time and NATO alliances are already occupied fighting for their lives. Maybe less than 5 days of all of this happening, You've got The Combine just pop out from the cover and just cleaned the deck.