Bring back CAR SEX

"You're less of a victim and more of a tumor" is 100% a feasible GLaDOS quote

You know that feeling you get when you remember something embarrassing you did a long time ago? You asking for the morbius meal at the mega chippy cured me of that.

if he just lied about being sick fully through being like "oh i got better but i didn't immediately want to go back to youtube" literally he would get no questions

That donater with the glados ripped pyros chest open and crushed his heart like a hydraulic press, my guy read him like a book

"All pyro mains are furries" stereotype confirmed by pyrocynical.

Pyrocynical on Soldiers: "no skill" Pyro in TF2: W+M1 with Backburner controlled by a steering wheel (Pyrocar)

They say pyro is the “most unoriginal creator” on twitch, yet he adds more to the video he’s watching than 90% of streamers 10x his size. Curious.

I swear, GLaDOS voice can make the most innocent remarks absolutely cutting.

I'm sorry but the "dying equals skill issue" comment actually killed me lmfao

>1200 hours on Pyro >Soldier had no counter The time before Airblast was truly a dark era

That ending point about "As long as you just keep uploading, you're pretty much untouchable" hits hard to me, man. N&A Productions is the embodiment of that mentality. This man literally danced on graves and STILL pumps out multiple videos a week, he's terrifying solely for his insane level of perseverance.

To be fair, I think Pyro probably adds the most commentary and insight to every video he reacts to compared to most streamers. Like in his backrooms one, he pretty much broke down that video step by step with insights on filming direction, location, or just general funnies since he didn’t want to be jumpscared. So honestly keep it up man

He could have stayed beloved without the whole death situation and would have grown to a respectable size if he didn’t fake something so serious

And now he works as a Vtuber in a vtuber corp. Insane what Japanese media can do to someone.

I remember commenting on his "Haha I didnt actually die" video the day he uploaded it, criticizing him and saying how fucked up it was to fake a terminal illness and turn it into an ARG when people really suffer from that stuff and die every day, especially being a cancer survivor myself and having close family die from it. I got like 2 likes, and 20+ replies telling me to shut the fuck up and get over it and that "We should give him a second chance"

It’s really disgusting how many times this seems to happen. I swear I’ve seen commentary on like five different KZfaqrs who’ve faked their death

I mean i get the reasoning, wanting to take a break from the tf2 community is like taking a break from your clingy ex, theyll always find a way to send you messages asking when youll come back, but i still feel like there couldve been a way better way other than to lie about a illness

It was just a big MGSV reference Faked his death like snake The iconic "kept you waiting huh" used by snake as his tweet The man who sold the world wich is used as a big narrative elements in mgsv playing in the background of his comeback video It's just genius I can't be mad

"You're less of a victim and more of a tumor" GlaDos would canonically say that shit in Portal 2 ngl

“KZfaqr fakes his death 💀, what happens next is shocking”

0:54 the pyro main talking about aiming and skill.. i have flashbacks to every pyro i've encountered and i've been scarred for life because of them.

Look Pyro. The Glados guy is totally talking bullshit. I love to come home to your video after a long day of nothing. You usually make my day!Keep up the good work!

Pyro calling soldier no-skill when he just confessed to being a pyro main who, based off his salt, never airblasted is hilarious.

He did fake his death but it wasn’t for views it was literally the opposite He faked his death so people wouldn’t bother him and so he wouldn’t have to play tf2 anymore

Ironic that hes a pyro main ranting about how the soldier only has to click one button until you're dead 💀

Bro is as vtuber now under the name "sonny brisko"

He had a lot of personal issues going on at the time that forced him to stop living with the people he was living with. They basically kicked him out over playing videogames too much, and he didn't want to admit that to his fans. So he faked his death.

Pyro flexing himself being a Pyro Main is truly a Pyrocynical thing to do

I ended up playing a medic cause when I was younger I felt bad about killing other players.

Sketchek is the only person who used Dead Ringer as a pyro main in real life.

I love how pyro absolutely despises soilders and says they have no weakness when his TF2 main is literally meant to counter soilders. Actual skill issue.

3:16 I feel with Mr Text-To-Speech imagine dying a gruesome death and you got “the Tea Sis” women talking about your death like “and he got like oofed, sis like just died like oh my god i feel for the family like so sad”

Ironic that Pyro is complaining about soldier when his main, Pyro, literally has one of the best tools for countering soldier (airblast)

Bro the whole situation just derailed when he posted that arg thing and the txt video. "Unfreeze the watermelon" wtf lmao

Little correction to the title: in his apology video, he stated that he wanted to make it hard for him to come back to TF2 as he felt that videogames were ruining his life. Nothing he did had anything to do with views.

Those GLaDOS donations seem like actual lines of dialogue from Portal 2

We stan pyro in this household, even with his jokes that do not land and his evangelion tattoo.

The funny thing is about that Japanese bit, Sketchek is a Vtuber now

Pyrocynical: *complains about soldiers spamming rockets* Also Pyrocynical: *plays pyro*

real ones remember the old pyro video on those two youtubers that faked their death

We will start a revolution, we demand pyrocynical to make car sex 2 Car sex> petscop

oh come on, man's faked his death, went full silent, got found out, made a whole fucking avalanche of cryptic content, then went full on guns blazin' coming back saying "kept you waiting huh?" and then he used "the man who sold the world" as background song to his apology video ffs. that's the greatest shit I ever seen. that's fucking art.

I used to fucking LOVE Sketchek and when he “died” I was beyond sad he was the person who made me a pyro main. I felt so betrayed

You're less of a victim and more of a tumor has got to be one of the most brutal insults ever.

from videos like this being uploaded, i really just hope that people arent going to dog on sketchek, from what i've seen in the tf2 community most people dont care anymore, and we dont want some people who arent even in the community anymore or never were to rile a mob up over something that happened 5 years ago.

Before I quit, Sketchek was still active in australian pubs, he would just go for clips and paste his twitch link in chat

my comment abridged from the source video: honestly this creator had not a personality attached to the content, so his death left minimal hurt emotionally to me, when he came back I was simply pleasantly surprised, I could get offended if he had really pushed the enveloppe to get donations for his "medical bills" and DIDNT ask to Unsubscribe. while a sick joke, it was pretty harmless overall to most sane people if you were really emotional or simply really obsessed with this guy? I could see the outrage I guess? otherwise this really didnt feel like a publicity stunt and just a "I wanna quit, oh wait nevermind" thing. I remember argueing in the past that, hey, we're strangers to him, it shouldn't make us butthurt at all, I'd be more annoyed if he did such a stunt to his family and friends. he was and still is pretty much an anonymous nobody to us.

funny thing is this guy probably could've gotten away with saying he DID have the illness but miraculously survived and changed his mind about not coming back

I had no idea this happened and I try to stay updated with the tf2 community as much as I can lol

I wonder if Sunnyv2 will ever do a follow up video about Sketchek becoming a Vtuber.

> “soldier takes no skill” > “i had 12,000 hours on pyro”

i also remember hearing about some weird theory about sketchek or some other toon link pfp tftuber moving away to japan and becoming a v-tuber.

6:05 I mean, that was Technoblade through and through man

If a content creator I really liked faked their death, I'd be pretty irritated depending on how hard I mourned, but later on I think that irritation would turn to relief. I've dealt with so much loss in my life, and if anyone I've lost came out of hiding and declared they were never actually dead, that would be akin to a divine miracle to me. That's how badly I miss them.

Sketchek still playsz TF2 pubs to this day and I encouraged him to do what he lied about. He is Australian but he lives in the northern states of Australia. He tries to only queue for Singapore based TF2 pub servers but sometimes you can catch him in Australian servers.

He became a Vtuber named Sonny Brisko.

As someone who has been in the TF2 community for the past 10 years, I'm definitely disappointed with how Sketchek decided to do this stunt for mere clout on the Internet where even if he still decided to upload regularly, his action of faking his death outnumbers anything that he does and just puts a sour taste into people's mouths and him disabling comments on all videos shows that.

“Your less of a victim and more of tumor” Most glados sounding shit ever

As someone who is dealing with cancer and has been for 13 years and also having to watch my mom go through the same thing makes me feel really upset about the others who've passed or faked it

Team Fabulous 2 is STILL a glorious animation. A magnum opus in it's medium for a creator who we all still remember and who continues to resonate in our hearts even to this day ;-; May Kitty0706/Colin Wyckoff rest in peace AND in glory for his humour and his impact on us all. :'3

possible 10 hour pyrocynical tf2 video essay?

Another weird thing to add is that about a year or so after he returned and posted a bunch more vids he deleted/privated all of his videos without any warning. I saw a video talking about it and they suggested that he might have moved on to being a vtuber with some decent evidence to back it up but now it seems all the vids are back so idk

my grandfather fought cancer for about 6 months before he passed. He was pretty much fully functional till the last 2 weeks

isnt it kinda ironic how the sketchek’s bequest which sunny shows is a dead ringer which allows you to fake your death

Glad we got some official Pyrocynical lore from this video. Very intriguing.

Tbh with the way things are going in his current gig i wouldn't blame him for doing it again.

honestly pyro just being there with chat makes them so much more entertaining he isnt just sitting there

I somehow remember where that thumbnail is from. You awoke a forgotten memory.

dude was playing "man who sold the world" in the background during his confession, literally ripped from the MGSV scene about Snake faking his death

Your Honor, he faked his death “for the vine”.

He then quit again and privated all of his videos. He did make them public again, but a certain Nijisanji VTuber with a similar voice and love for FPS games debuted shortly after he quit...

I mean. He didn't fake his death for views, he faked it so people could leave him alone and so he can get away from the internet during a time where he was exhausted and depressed mentally.

It’s gonna be hard to tell if the comments are referring to Pyro or Pyro….

I have to be honest,from the people that i watched in the golden KZfaq days 2014-2016 id say pyro is the only one i still check on and watch...most others changed so drastically or dissapeared

Pyro don’t listen to those donation messages, your content is awesome and you are funny, I only recently started watching the pyro live channel, and it’s still entertaining. I like to hear your opinion on different things. Keep it up man!

to be fair, this would be the second tf2 youtuber who has decided the game is ruining his mental health, first one being lazy purple

How have the comments not mentioned that the guy in question faking his death submitted fanart that's in that video 😐

"As long as you keep uploading any drama you get into, people will eventually forget" I wouldn't say that's necessarily true, some things do get brought up every now and again, at least with the bigger content creators. What does get brought up doesn't really have to be used with negative intention, such as mentioning PewDiePie's N-word bridge in the context of a meme. Either way my point remains that certain things will not be forgotten and can always be used against someone. The internet simply is risky business and can make or break people within seconds.

Pryo : Plays pyro for 1200 hours Pryo : dosnt know what airblast is

Soldier is slow and has to lead his shots most of the time, which means if you're playing against someone with a lot of spatial awareness you will never hit your shots with the rocket launcher directly unless you're willing to suicide for the kill

Pyro is literally one of the best soldier counters. I find it hilarious that the guy called "pyrocynical" is malding about soldiers.

I'm not going to lie, when I first saw that video my first thought was that dammit, that was my idea. I of course was no longer considering it as a way to blow up a channel because of how much of a degenerate thing it is to do with how many people have actually ended their lives on the website. It would have been like spitting in the face of their legacy.

Me watching this and enjoying Pyro's commentary is making me realize the appeal of reaction channels. Either that, or Pyro actually has some interesting stuff to say.

Pyro never learned about mouse 2 for pyro lmao

Downsides for soldier: Slow speed Airblast ( ok pyro main) Can run out of ammo at a worrying rate Reloading time Rocket jumping can lead to punishes

Pyro temporarily turns into Big Smoke at 14:42

Its annoying because Sketcheck was fairly young when he faked his death and still is and he had apologized many times for it. Ive seen fully grown people make idiotic decisions so why cant people let this one go?

this aged like milk

watched this during a vod of the stream and it was very fun! i do wish the LMFAO reaction also is posted on the channel in the future

13:42 This is Snake, do you read me Otacon?

Sketchek just didn't want to play TF2 anymore and so he faked his death.

I wish it was the same for techno

Those GlaDos t2s were so on point, props to the legends.

9:41 GladOS: “You’re less of a victim and more of a tumor” Cr1tikal: “Deez nuts” funnier than Pyro’s entire channel

I have a theory as to why he came back He says video games destroyed his life, which is why he faked his death txt video was uploaded on September 13th 2015 MGSV:TPP came out on September 1st 2015 Prior videos indicate that Sketchek had played MGSV:GZ The tweet indicating Sketchek had returned "Kept you waiting, huh" is a reference to a spoken line from Big Boss Big Boss is the main character of MGSV "The Man Who Sold The World" as covered by Midge Ure can be heard in his video "謝罪" This song is featured namely in MGSV:TPP (Its heard very early in the game) Big Boss (Naked Snake) fakes his return by having one of his soldiers masquerade as the real Big Boss (Venom Snake) In conclusion, it is obvious that SKETCHEK HIRED A BODY DOUBLE WHO IS ALSO HIS TWIN BROTHER WHO HAS THE EXACT SAME VOICE AS THE REAL SKETCHEK (NAKED SKETCHEK) BECAUSE THE REAL SKETCHEK WAS MURDERED BY NONE OTHER THAN HIDEO KOJIMA HIMSELF FOR ATEMPTING TO REPLICATE THE EVENTS OF MGSV:TPP. SKETCHEK USED TIME TRAVEL AND HYPNOTHERAPY TO OBTAIN AN EARLY COPY OF MGSV. AFTER SKETCHEKS CLONE PLAYED MGSV IN 2015, HE WAS REMINDED HOW AMAZING VIDEO GAMES COULD BE. THIS BROKE HIS MIND CONTROL PUT INSIDE HIM BY HIS TWIN BROTHER (NAKED SKETCHEK) WHICH COULD ONLY BE BROKEN BY A ORGASMIC VIDEO GAME. SO HE DECIDED TO TRY TO MAKE A KZfaq VIDEO AS A CRY FOR HELP. BUT BEFORE HE COULD, HIDEO KOJIMA KIDNAPS VENOM SKETCHEK AND FORCED HIM INTO SLAVERY (ALSO FORCING HIM TO MAKE THE VIDEO: 謝罪)

Wait, why didn't he just say he overcame the illness and decided to come back to the channel lmao?

The GLaDOS voice makes everything so much worse. It’s such a condescending voice

Sketchek: actually dies community: really? not this again

3:15 Pyro laughed at a stolen family guy joke. We truly live in a society.