Those Crossed Eyes Are Bussin: The Toast, Wednesday, December 6th, 2023

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Those Crossed Eyes Are Bussin: The Toast, Wednesday, December 6th, 2023

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1. Taylor Swift Is TIME's Person of The Year (20:08)
2. Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes' exes Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig are dating after bonding over traumatic cheating experience (Page Six)(36:35)
3. Paris Hilton reveals one of the heartbreaking reasons she opted for surrogacy (Page Six)(39:26)
4. Ariana Madix Will Make Her Broadway Debut as Roxie Hart in Chicago (PEOPLE)(43:24)
5. 'Rizz' Is Oxford's 2023 Word of the Year (PEOPLE)(50:55)
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@hannahebooth 8 ай бұрын

“mother god was giving bluey” im DEAD

@JenLauren 8 ай бұрын

My prediction: someone VERY close to Taylor is a toaster and the language has rubbed off on her

@rachelschleifer9247 8 ай бұрын

The Kenny Ortega comment 😂😂😂 the way we were all Kenny Ortega fans when HSM dropped. Also, the Time article was so good. As a Taylor fan since debut, this was probably one of my favorite interviews with her. She’s unapologetically living her best life and I’m so happy for her! And also loved her quote about the trash always takes itself out 🔥

@wizza854 8 ай бұрын

“Do you think you have Rizz?” “YEA I KNOW I DO!” 😂

@affordablebyamanda 8 ай бұрын

As SOON as I read “precious gem of a .. “ I thought of you guys!!! Taylor is a toaster!!!

@hopekindred3626 8 ай бұрын

JACKIE!! you have to watch Bluey. It’s literally the cutest show in the world. Like I love it and enjoy it as an adult and has such sweet life lessons. You would absolutely love it! Just pop it on one day

@lauranomiddlename 8 ай бұрын

“I’m calling a lid” was sending me

@oliviathomas2609 8 ай бұрын

Can we get a Toast Word of the Year? I nominate “elk” lol

@shelbyrotton732 8 ай бұрын

Claudia, I am so so sorry about Theo. He was the best boy and I know your heart will never be the same. So many prayers for you and Ben.

@jenniferhunsicker 8 ай бұрын

imma need that last dear toaster to keep us updated on the bag sitch

@s1llynikki 8 ай бұрын

Wait lol this episode was so funny! Taylor is def a toaster!!

@abbyc3412 8 ай бұрын

My parents say "precious gem of a ____". Y'all didn't invent it lol

@shainadaleiden 8 ай бұрын

sometimes i see the title and i’m like what could this possible mean and then it’s always the best discovery 😂😂

@riekatimm 8 ай бұрын

Bluey and Bingo are little female Blue Heeler cartoon doggies! And an interesting thing is that it's done in colors that real dogs can see...many dogs love it! I leave Bluey on for my dog when I leave him.

@deborah7292 8 ай бұрын

rizz is most definitely word of the year haha

@love125418 8 ай бұрын

Okay but you guys need to watch dancing with stars next season! We would love your take on it! The drama on social media this season was so good we need your take on it!

@HausvonFloof 8 ай бұрын

When I saw her call Beyoncé a precious gem… I am immediately ran here to tell you guys!! But clearly we are all on the same page thinking the same thing

@meritarennie8821 8 ай бұрын

may you guys please put the story times again in the description :)

@amberbogart4680 8 ай бұрын

I need the third toaster to follow up when she eventually does say something to her boyfriend about he fake Dior bag

@sarahb2468 8 ай бұрын

Claudia I am so sorry about Theo. He was such a joy and was the best boy ever

@sophrt 8 ай бұрын

Rizz is 100% word of the year swirlies!

@christiangonzales6516 8 ай бұрын

NPC stands for Non-Player Character and comes from video games! They're like those characters in the background that you can't play as, maybe you can go up and talk to them but they don't actually do anything hence why it means someone who doesn't think for themselves or just regurgitates things they've heard. The things we learn listening to our husbands play games lol

@stephaniebenites5812 8 ай бұрын

Okay I literally never realized how much Claudia blinks versus jackie

@sLLeff 8 ай бұрын

Did I miss the name of this documentary?!? Now I’m intrigued 😂

@FaithA13 8 ай бұрын

It’s called Love has won

@kelsiewilkerson2133 8 ай бұрын

It’s “Love Has Won” on Max

@meg1193 8 ай бұрын

At first I thought it was Twin Flame! But then knew it wasn’t the more Claud went on lol

@NoeticNotary-sx1ec 8 ай бұрын

Wondering if someone could put together a Best Of Du playlist …

@jenniferhunsicker 8 ай бұрын

Jackie explaining “cap” had me WEAKKKKK

@aquababygal 8 ай бұрын

SHE DINT HAVE THE BANGS IN REPUTATION COVER THATS WHY

@amberbogart4680 8 ай бұрын

Jackie with no cap 😂

@brendagarcia9996 8 ай бұрын

If someone cheated on me with a single person, I would simply date their father or sibling. ❤

@sierraking2598 8 ай бұрын

You guys are so funny! Rizz is most definitely the word of the year you’re just too old

@carlanathaly5319 8 ай бұрын

You guys are halaríaissss 😂😂❤

@sierralynn992 8 ай бұрын

Taylor also said “force majeure” major toast vibes

@melinda.g 8 ай бұрын

Fun fact. Bluey is a Girl! 😁

@Emily_Kate.C 8 ай бұрын

Metal as hell means hardcore

@NoeticNotary-sx1ec 8 ай бұрын

This will be the life event to prompt Claudia’s 2nd book … there will be another side to this mountain of grief and Turdy Lou and BSC will rise from these ashes

@laurennichole9472 8 ай бұрын

Okay but what’s the documentary called

@christianortega2883 8 ай бұрын

found it! Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God ( i was looking for it in the comments too lol )

@saraha6629 8 ай бұрын

Speaking of Paris, I’m just now watching season 1 of Paris in Love and didn’t realize Turdy was in one of the episodes, a couple times!!

@celesteneal1275 8 ай бұрын

is the crossed eyes in the room with us??

@Rasimsa32 8 ай бұрын

I miss laughing uncontrollably at unburden yourselveees and not feeling like the only one who makes idiotic mistakes from time to time. Is there a way to combine the 2? Dear unburden toasters 😅

@MichelleKatz76 8 ай бұрын

Great to see Jax back in her comfies! I have a kim hot take....If Kim Kardashian is found to be an eh actress nobody would be surprised, but let's say she is a great actress.... won't that make you look back at their reality show to go hmmm maybe it actually IS very scripted and only showing us the reality they want us to see etc.

@draiamckinney8580 8 ай бұрын

If all you can think about is Taylor as Times Person of the Year please spare yourself the first 20:10 of this episode recapping a documentary about a blue lady. -Ya welcome

@saraha6629 8 ай бұрын

When Jackie says if you’re cheated on get together with the other person that was cheated on … the first thing I thought of was Monica from RHOLSC who cheated with her sister in law’s (brother’s sis) husband 😂💀

@thewholenesshome 8 ай бұрын

The body comment…my husband is an IDIOT sometimes but truly a PGOM and he would say something like this when we were first married and 100% mean “you’re so hot” and not at all “you’re going to be ugly someday” Nevertheless, now ten years later, four babies in, he’s MORE obsessed now, can’t keep him off me.

@kbert5961 8 ай бұрын

Came to say basically the exact same thing. Was very petite when we got married when we were 21 but now that I’ve birthed his children he’s even more obsessed. Men are just stupid and don’t articulate their thoughts very well sometimes.

@HayleyMorgan425 8 ай бұрын

But the OG REP photos she has her bangs out of her face!!!!

@aliciaburson8127 8 ай бұрын

I AM SCREAMING. I read this article and Taylor using PGOM!!!!!

@sierraking2598 8 ай бұрын

Literally still didnt go cross eyed😂😂

@Brendeeta 8 ай бұрын

1. You must listen to Sunrise Tells a Story. Gaaargeous song! 2. Bluey is a Blue Heeler and they are the smartest, most loyal psychotic breed of dogs. My precious boy is one and they are not for the faint of heart 😂

@beckyhuerta5177 8 ай бұрын

3. Bluey is a girl 😂😂

@meredith1615 8 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤

@liliiasuvorova6247 8 ай бұрын

Jackie is looking extra gargeous today!!

@Kelly-hf2bz 8 ай бұрын

You think Taylor is a toaster after dedicating an entire episode to insinuate she supports terrorism, bashing her and her “dumbass movie”? Let’s be for real ladies