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@EternalShortz Жыл бұрын
"taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true
@VTrucker7777 ай бұрын
Guess i get extended free trial
@Moulikyash7 ай бұрын
69th like Nice
@imthememetheef3 ай бұрын
EA ideology be like😊
@mercust3 ай бұрын
3:21 will always haunt me
@Nat_onYTАй бұрын
That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂
@steakoncearmyengene9326 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.
@xxfreedomxx947910 ай бұрын
Carzeyy
@s3king98110 ай бұрын
Any they got likes above 200k
@steakoncearmyengene932610 ай бұрын
@@s3king981 true true
@luthfeeghazale62069 ай бұрын
Fr thou especially the gta car shit gameplay
@OvidiuFN12349 ай бұрын
@@s3king981always true
@cc..dollia2 ай бұрын
*Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*
@jonathanmarin5349Ай бұрын
Hey!
@user-db3vn9fo6sАй бұрын
10 month
@zRubyF0x1e_WildCraftАй бұрын
😅
@XxClairexX2801Ай бұрын
10 months 😅
@mahalakshmiv2740Ай бұрын
10 months
@ZacharyHarpel10 ай бұрын
This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!
@user-dg4vz7ig8y10 ай бұрын
Fuck that
@aguy218110 ай бұрын
bruh this is why i think these are cringe
@gloriawangui566910 ай бұрын
@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
@redwoodpies830910 ай бұрын
agreed
@CatBoy729 ай бұрын
@@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself
@RaimeTooRacist Жыл бұрын
What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub
@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 Жыл бұрын
It’s just… a compilation…
@RaimeTooRacist Жыл бұрын
@@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0
@Meat_man_official11 ай бұрын
Hey your more early than that comment above
@pupsiclevlogs11 ай бұрын
100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-
@vicinvesta83498 ай бұрын
He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions" He just collected and presented them. Here two lame ones: "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?" "How does snow blower driver get to work?"
@nope70169 ай бұрын
1:27 that scream 😂
@legendsboiz4936 ай бұрын
"A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts" -a wise man
@larawaterson22 күн бұрын
Their also known as philosophers.
@halocraft31410 ай бұрын
I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.
@A_WeirdGrl_094 ай бұрын
And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂
@hazeltam6753Ай бұрын
That is so trueeee
@ABC-123422 ай бұрын
This video is the perfect example of Think Unique Be Creative
@benjamin_superlinkinparkfanАй бұрын
The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow
@Bandit_Mhm7 ай бұрын
"Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*
@AnkerFred3 ай бұрын
True🤣🤣🤣
@Jayden_forever6 ай бұрын
“Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!
@CameronsMusic Жыл бұрын
As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.
@BlackFang18610 ай бұрын
Agreed dude.
@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm8 ай бұрын
Man is barely a legal user of youtube
@star05dream8 ай бұрын
@CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)
@farahh29098 ай бұрын
Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up
@vicinvesta83498 ай бұрын
Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.
@Rex-787 Жыл бұрын
1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan
@deniceprudhomme942410 ай бұрын
4:00 this literally hurts my head
@blvckskull79548 ай бұрын
*"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"* Truer words have never been spoken!
@BlockingBelow9 ай бұрын
2:11 *task failed succesfully*
@Gameboy0820176 ай бұрын
This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!
@promedium1216Ай бұрын
3:33 I’m literally pooping right now
@EmmaTvTАй бұрын
Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭
@thelimeminecart20458 ай бұрын
This man made me laugh more than any meme has
@DarkCoconut8 ай бұрын
0:54 just blew me away
@alifeinmikaworld499910 ай бұрын
3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂
@evanbenesch658310 ай бұрын
I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!
@07CS Жыл бұрын
Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤
@theidpboi6205 Жыл бұрын
Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.
@RyanSmith-qh7sr Жыл бұрын
Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those
@elmyst9108 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rev_YT435810 ай бұрын
i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one
@SyedMaaz8778 ай бұрын
Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT?? How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.
@eugenebergeman581Ай бұрын
My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣
@GamerProAnimeLover20 күн бұрын
Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@animalsforlife8258 ай бұрын
0:41 is so true
@user-xq5nz2vu9h3 ай бұрын
Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?
@Dangerspeed86211 күн бұрын
Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…
@defender540111 ай бұрын
How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂
@kiiseanrobinson50845 күн бұрын
He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .
@OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals1310 ай бұрын
5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)
@sajeded Жыл бұрын
this guy's content never gonna die
@Dude-xb3xh4 ай бұрын
1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them
@masterflick26699 ай бұрын
4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD
@Siddhisawsome18 күн бұрын
Bruh
@terrytyrannosaurus73548 ай бұрын
4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode." Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.
@V0calSweet38 ай бұрын
Same lol
@JustSmileyFace...7 ай бұрын
You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point
@Punktrick12595 ай бұрын
"Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"
@shobhnasrivastava5805 Жыл бұрын
After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell
@aryanwanjari6740 Жыл бұрын
I lose all of my brain cells.
@Rex-787 Жыл бұрын
@@aryanwanjari6740 in 2020-
@thebajaguys Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular
@zukoshonor45577 ай бұрын
@@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!
@arandomperson3277 ай бұрын
@@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon? Made this up lol-
@shiram88 Жыл бұрын
He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅
@tk40gamingjunior9 ай бұрын
3:08 he’s quite the contrary
@nikodmxd8 ай бұрын
0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts
@galaxyorca202910 ай бұрын
I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes
@WIMBL-SOMBL10 ай бұрын
5:30 hey where is the chips
@Luis_Angelo8 ай бұрын
He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.
@harshprakash5533 Жыл бұрын
2:03 I also wanna know. How? Why? Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?
@darkcybert4299Ай бұрын
Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.
@Dreadplaysminecraft6 ай бұрын
3:40 ok you got me with that one
@sssatvikwolf58592 ай бұрын
BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lightningstrike55386 ай бұрын
I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅
@F7Gaming9888 ай бұрын
3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room
@soumyapriyadatta65532 ай бұрын
I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing
@TuberYouFan7 ай бұрын
The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one
@TajOfficial111 ай бұрын
Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤
@thecomet65310 ай бұрын
It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence
@granthtanwar403 Жыл бұрын
Great content Ryan👍👍 Keep killin' it😃😃😊
@reygamer682110 ай бұрын
1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years
@Olieuy9 ай бұрын
Is that my play station
@SOULTHEFOXYT6 ай бұрын
Is that my PlayStation?
@Sloky-fd2jf3 ай бұрын
The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣
@ahmedsaeedhafeji8944 ай бұрын
3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.
@TheInnocentBaconHair3 ай бұрын
Under one year gang 👇
@caganmustafabayr2427Ай бұрын
Why the hell that under year old reply your comment
@marshallplumer979127 күн бұрын
Me
@user-it5jv2yw6t25 күн бұрын
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
@Teji-kb1zj14 күн бұрын
11 monts
@void1nd3x7 ай бұрын
"That's actually a good point!" "Don't encourage him - you only make things worse." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacepawplayz8 ай бұрын
Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all
@chemnobeliumlab15202 ай бұрын
honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile) PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)
@Voinezediz9 ай бұрын
4:07 nice trow
@leomiller56426 ай бұрын
Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢
@junesulley59678 ай бұрын
“pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@WarrenMartin-lr5tx4 ай бұрын
This is why I subscribed to this channel
@orangeate24054 ай бұрын
0:24 please stop my brain hurts
@Randomnoodle7718 ай бұрын
0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*
@user-st9zs1xz4x6 ай бұрын
Nah bro actually made my day feel great
@delish96377 ай бұрын
Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent
@ultimateking7583 Жыл бұрын
This guys the modern day philosopher.
@atoliassumi278310 ай бұрын
Always satisfying to watch his videos...
@keithhines0599 ай бұрын
Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮
@alelol21347 ай бұрын
this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind
@vedantkiragi_1067 Жыл бұрын
I needed this cause it makes me question about reality
@keisha94618 ай бұрын
I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀
@GamerProAnimeLover20 күн бұрын
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@broofbros97983 ай бұрын
I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂
@Evergreen616097 ай бұрын
Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏
@tk40gamingjunior9 ай бұрын
2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower
@azukitadummy6290Ай бұрын
I love how this guy is able to hold his laughter while doing these, or he doesn't laugh I don't know which one
@Rotzahna18 күн бұрын
Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in years. You even made me cry. Thanks :D
@yesivanthemadhatter555 Жыл бұрын
If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯
@hakimjasim3450 Жыл бұрын
good question
@DarkPrince77711 ай бұрын
When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?
@yesivanthemadhatter55511 ай бұрын
@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯
@DarkPrince77711 ай бұрын
@@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.
@x.finite Жыл бұрын
Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍
@majesticstar157114 күн бұрын
"Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if u are clumsy" this had me rolling lmao
@JustSimplyKoral-7 ай бұрын
2:40 “ Im never going to get rid of you am I. “ that was personal😂😂😂
@jevonross456ameby9 Жыл бұрын
This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂
@madeleinegreeley6310Ай бұрын
1:02 : me : thinking music meme ._.
@UwuJuju-pv5it8 ай бұрын
that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!
@user-zm1ws6ut5e8 ай бұрын
It's just the way the tank slowly points the barrel at the camera
@mfnbeeto613 Жыл бұрын
Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤
@thunderhawk7264 Жыл бұрын
My brain is officially melted
@Ponder-gamer-6412 күн бұрын
“Hey! Where is the chips!” Got me dying 💀💀
@Charizard_YT20097 ай бұрын
This type of thoughts always goes in my mind 😂😂
@randelroymawanay616610 ай бұрын
Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
@leoncioleyson6516 Жыл бұрын
Claim Your "Early Gang" Trophy here🏆🏆
@Theo0207 Жыл бұрын
Claimed
@Yumiko_YCCS Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Mine_Gamerz_INDIA Жыл бұрын
Claimed
@TheBasedDepartment. Жыл бұрын
Hmm.
@Thatonecatgirl Жыл бұрын
Claimed
@bjbeardse8 ай бұрын
The apartments thing I heard from Gallagher back in the mid-80's! Good ideas keep coming back...
@user-yp7pt9sp8x17 күн бұрын
Friend hats off to your creativity curousity and observing power. 😊😊
@sabir_raiyan9 ай бұрын
3:15 LOLLLL❤
@lpmmars8 ай бұрын
Help
@rajibkarmakar6391 Жыл бұрын
love this series keep it up
@chittiv68348 ай бұрын
Brilliant.... no wonder i have been spelling refrigerator wrong all these years....