LYRICS: On a cold winter morning In the time before the LUL In FlAmEs oF dEaTh'S eTeRnAl ReIgN We rAHde towards the fight When the dankness is falling down And the time time time time time time The sound of evil spanking falls t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tonight Fighting hard, fighting hard, fighting hard Through the wastelands evermoooore The scattered souls will feel the heck Bodies wasted on the table On the blackest plains in Hell's domain We watch them as they go WHAT So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On on on on on on on on Quest carries on Far beyond the moondown Far beyond the sunlight Deep inside our farts and all our sus So far away, we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the table and the memes we carry on His palms spaghetti, knees weak Arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks Calm spaghetti To drop bombs, but he keeps On spaghetting what he wrote down Somebody once told me The world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool In the shed She was looking kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L On her forehead As the red day is dawning And the lightning SPANKs the sky They raise their CRACKs to the heavens above With resentment in their aaaaaaaaaaaaa Runnin' back through the mid-morning AH There's a burning in my UGH er'ew dehsinab morf a emit ni a llenaf dnal ot a efil dnoyeb eht srats In your dAHkest dreams see to believe Our dAHstiny is tUGHme And AHndlessly we'll AHll be free toniiiiiiiiiiiiii And on the wings of a meme So far beyond reality AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH Lost inside you'll never fiif Lost within my own mind Day after day this day after day this day after day this WHAT THE FU*explosion* For the lives all so wasted and gone We STEAM the HAMS of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the table and the memes we carry on Two plus two is four Minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block Smoke trees See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting goes skrrra Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka 아름다워 사랑스러워 그래 너 hey 그래 바로 너 hey 아름다워 사랑스러워 그래 너 hey 그래 바로 너 hey 지금부터 갈 때까지 가볼까-까-까-까 Wₕₒₐ₋ₒₕ₋ₒₕ Wʜᴏᴀ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ ᵂʰᵒᵃ⁻ᵒʰ⁻ᵒʰ⁻ᵒʰ⁻ᵒʰ AAAAAAAAH *grapefruit* Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ₒₕₕₕhhhʰʰʰ (BASS!) (Oops, my bad!) (REEEEEEEEE!) I wanna feel the way That we did that summer night (Night) Drunk on a feeling Alone with the stars in the s- Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard now can we understand? I'll break the seal off this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man So far away in the winter morning where banana peaches are just... I don't even know, man For the lives all so wasted and gay Weeee feeeeel the paaaaaain of a liiiiifetiiiiime loooost in a thooooousand daaaaaaays Through the table and the memes we carry ooooooon

This is the real KZfaq Rewind

A brief summary of this video: **visible confusion and laughter**

1:24 Oh my god, Dragonforce predicted Untitled Goose Game

5:00 “WAS THAT JUST PACMAAAAN?!” Mark “WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!” Same energy LOL

I can’t even listen to normal “Through The Fire and Flames” without this echoing through my head

“HON HON HON HON HON HON” my french friend: “he said WHAT about my mother?”

4:55 Man laughs hysterically at fart noise.

Coming back here for the 20th time and I just realized at 2:14 his "SON OF A-" matches perfectly to the three notes he plays lmao

This is basically the Guitar Hero equivalent of a KZfaq poop

4:29 An accurate respresentation of playing TTFAF on expert for the first time out of curiosity.

5:30 - 6:20 I like how the DJ realized that no edit would be more difficult than Dragonforce already is, and so left this section as-is.

Shoutout to the person in the chat who said “table me daddy”

Holy shit, this was a journey.

The creation of Through the Tables and Memes Creator: *Hits blunt* alright, how many memes can we fit in this one song?

4:04 Now this part was sick

This was me and my late partners song. This memery would have made him laugh his ass off. I needed this today lmfao

If you wish to FC this, you must channel your inner memelord. You must ... BECOME THE TABLE

“THERE IS SO MUCH WACKY SHIT IN THIS!” What did you expect with a name called Through the Table and Memes?

*when you forget the lyrics* 0:53

Teacher: Hey, let's hear everyone's french accent! Me: 1:24

That was a great ending.

This is what Tenacious D played to the shiney demon in the middle of the road...I'm sure of it.

3:48 why does that sound oddly amazing

my friends:what you listening? me: it's complicated

"There's so much wacky shit in this!!!" Truer words were never spoken.

1:38 Ok... So, am I the only one that would like this acapella section to appear in the original song? Sounds beautiful

1:11 genuinely impressed me he was so calm and was like "really"

I can only imagine how this would be on Dance Dance Revolution.

This is just how I remember TTFAF.

5:20 Jason’s reaction 😂😂😂

3:52 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HOLD IN A LAUGH WHEN YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU ASLEEP AND YOU JUST CAN'T! WHEN I HEARD THE SCREAM I ALMOST LOST IT

5:40 Me discovering this channel for the first time.

7:19 i nearly spat out my goddamn drink

3:04 when your alarm wakes you up after 1 hour of sleep

“Are you sure you’re good to come to work?” “Yeah dude, my cough isn’t that bad!” The cough 0:30

*does epic thing* (4:04)

The people who make these meme songs are the gift for humanity. Shall you live a long and prosperous life.

4:43 “Hey my cough isn’t that bad, I’ll come into work....”

1:25 you can hear in side those laughs that he's having a good time XD

I just love how everything got suoer real for a sec there at 4:03. That sounded super cool lmao

He replaced pacman with the pacman sound~ JP 2k18

4:43 had me dying

7:25 expects it to end but keeps going.

1:38-1:48 IT FITS SO PERFECTLY THOOOOO

It's really sad when you recognise each and every one of these memes...

That beat with those riffs starting at 4:04 was pretty legit

4:05-4:15 was actually a good remix

7:40-When you accidentally faint a pokemon you were trying to catch...

0:36 when you remeber monetization

*"IS THAT PAC-MAN?"* he yells as his neighbors wonder how high he is

6:03 Jasonparadise: That's brutal -Dethklok walks in- Skwisgar: yous thinks thats ams brutals?

Hey everyone! I just got back home from my holiday trip to see my family and this was BY FAR the most requested chart while I was gone. This is a complete sightread (first play) like usual with the meme charts thrown my way. Enjoy and huge thanks to BandiPat and Cosmic Latte for this insane chart. Want to play this? Get it on BandiPat's channel here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/abCqgZipm7uRf40.html I've got some fun ideas for videos in 2018 and I can't wait to share them with you! Also, we finally have merch! The first design is available now and the second will be up soon! Check it out here: www.designbyhumans.com/shop/JasonParadise/ Looking forward to 2018! \m/

2:28 I literally spat up my pringle.

Someone: "So, what's your favorite song?" Me: Uhhh

6:55 a little quick salute ova der

4:29 sounds like me trying to play this song

1:38 This is the greatest and best song in the world...... TRIBUTE

5:40 "THERE'S SO MUCH WACKY SHIT IN THIS!!!" My first time watching High School DxD 😂😂😂😄😄😄

When you have a test tomorrow but instead you are watching this.

*TABLES*

When you know it’s gonna be a good one: “Let’s do it!” *a short moment later* “....hello?”

7:39 my favorite part by far

7:29, HELLO?! REALLY?!?!?! Got me dying

It was the best song in the world...

“THIS IS HOW DRAGONFORCE PLAYS IT!”

Nobody: Literally nobody: System Of A Down: tAbLe

The funniest moment for me is when he screams "THERE IS SO MUCH VACKY SHIT" exactly as the only normal, memeless part of the track begins

*"WAS THAT JUST PAC-MAN?"* lmao

Oh my God! That was so epic! I absolutely love it! :’D I even lost count on “how many gifts of Jason I could made of this video”, because Jason was expressive as the this version of the song! It’s just to good! 🤣

4:03 Now that’s how you make a Dragonforce Guitar Solo EDM

Who still coming back to this in 2019? Best video I've ever seen personally

2:21 that's one for "reasons my fingers have leveled up"

Few days ago saw the original video of this. Saw your comment under it saying that you will not get any spoilers for it and will play it later on. I said: "Great, when will I see this on KZfaq I wonder." Here it is! Thank you, anti-spoiler Jesus!

2:30 that laughter is one of the best parts of this vid.

1:01 Fire Ah Fire Ah Fire Ah

My mom got a big laugh out of the random fart at 4:56, and we _both_ lost it when the farts and burps in the outro came on, followed by the excessive solo with Pokémon's "low health" alarm (also your "Hello?! Really?!!")... This whole thing was hilarious, but those were definitely the highlights.

3:53 My favourite moment xD

3 years 8 months and 20 days on and I still love watching/ listening to this once a day .

"He keeps on spaghetti." -Meminem 2018

"THERE IS SO MUCH WACKY SHIT IN THIS!" *Agreed*

Who else was watching the chat I found "TABLE ME DADY"

02:46: Why is it so comical when we hear and see you suffer? :-P

R.I.P. The original upload on youtube. It will always live on in our memories.

This whole song was a laugh riot!!! The best got pretty dope at about 4:10, that paired up very well

4:04 when the nerdy kid in class who says he's a DJ starts playing a track and it's actually hot fire

Its always nice going back and watching this over again.

"There's so much wacky shit in this!!!" What were you expecting, dude? Meme is right in the title. 🤣

1:39 why does that actually fit

2017: The table meme was born 2017: The table meme died

I cannot listen to the original song anymore without thinking of this...

My comfort video. Always come back when I need a good laugh. Much love, Jason🧡🔥

From 1:20 leading up to 1:40 is my favorite part. Vocal solos are beautiful

A transcript of everything Jason said during this video. Because I have nothing productive to do with my time. And I thought it would be funny to read some of these lines out of context. Through the Tables and the Memes. Let's do it. Hello? That was backwards. [unintelligible]Frickin' son of a, alright. First of many. What? Son of a- Fair enough. Dankness? What does evil spanking sound like? This? So many tables! Real-... What the frick was that?! All Star! Son of a-! Eww! Wings of a meme?! I should have expected that! Steamed hams? Really? Holy shit! NO! Hello?! What the f-! Son of a bitch! Eww. WAS THAT JUST PACMAN!!! They-! HE REPLACED PACMAN WITH A PACMAN SOUND!!! CRASH BANDICOOT!!! Aww Shit!! THERE'S SO MUCH WACKY SHIT IN THIS!!! OH MY GOD THAT'S HARD!!! That's Brutal!! Really? THIS IS HOW DRAGONFORCE PLAYS IT!!! Hello?! Really?! This is my l- Did I just exit out of th-? I know for a fact that someone out there will find these out of context writings funny.

That bass drop part flicking hits hard

The fact that Jason is part of the memes is the best

Okay. I just realized.... The “Spanking” part comes from BYOB bu System of a Down, and the “Table” part comes from Chop Suey.

6:45 "Really". I love it!!!!!!!!!!

This thing is infinitely rewatchable

7:44 F For the guitar