THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School
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3 жыл бұрынBad Guy at School is similar to Goat Simulator in that it doesn't make any sense at all. But hey! Goofy fun and broken physics are always a good time!
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@jollycrab1897 3 жыл бұрын
Objective: Prevent student from throwing a nerd into the pool Mark: Throws nerd into pool Mission Failed Mark: I've done it.
@Yoanka 3 жыл бұрын
Mission failed successfully.
@liamconnolly3897 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yoanka Task failed successfully.
@compostedhumanwaste 3 жыл бұрын
JollyCrab please edit this so people don’t see the replies to shield the kids eyes.
@catherinevo6060 3 жыл бұрын
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 BOT!
@ashleycat4 3 жыл бұрын
@@catherinevo6060 Report it
@trevorbuchh 3 жыл бұрын
The thought of a mugger on a pogo stick hopping around saying, “Give me your money,” in such a calm tone, is hilarious to me.
@frogofdisgust5366 3 жыл бұрын
Aw hell yes I'm giving him my money considering his speed rushing at me
@rajpalbhatia1715 3 жыл бұрын
@@frogofdisgust5366 .....bouncing on my head.
@therussianspudzilla5081 3 жыл бұрын
I tried to reanact this and I could stop laughing at the calm give me ur money
@MeteoricMist 3 жыл бұрын
Straight up something out of Impractical Jokers is what it is lol
@serotoninghost 3 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Neutral
@ash-jx3zk 3 жыл бұрын
“exploiting obscure bugs” is my personal favorite markiplier game strategy
@Kaunoe 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@meatytofu45 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@darqv9358 3 жыл бұрын
That has been my personal game strategy since the womb
@issacchannel1289 3 жыл бұрын
Its the Markiplier way
@zentasyndrome8522 3 жыл бұрын
I read this as "exploiting obscure drugs" and I was terribly confused
@samfinkjensen 3 жыл бұрын
“We’ve broken the surly bonds of gravity and are ascending deep into the starless sky” is such a fuckin raw line oh my god
@macncheesy0548 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah bob kinda has a crazy gift for that sort of stuff. Great vocabulary and improv skills i guess lol
@samfinkjensen 3 жыл бұрын
@@macncheesy0548 do you mean bob lmao
@justinpietro6293 3 жыл бұрын
It's from a poem called "High Flight."
@thermospice6617 3 жыл бұрын
What does raw line mean?
@macncheesy0548 3 жыл бұрын
@@samfinkjensen yeah sorry lol
@savvy3451 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *passive aggressively pogoing towards you* **”Give me your money”**
@KayeTheDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Not really “passive” aggressive, though, was it
@Theemeraldgamestone 3 жыл бұрын
It all starts at 15:00
@snackeater4990 3 жыл бұрын
more like aggressive aggressive
@ulfgard4734 3 жыл бұрын
Guys, give him a break. He's just doing unto others that which Pogostuck has done unto him.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 жыл бұрын
The bouncing is aggressive, his tone is just really relaxed...
@cassiopeia36 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this a pool?" "No, this is a library." A common mistake.
@KainaX122 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm Libraries and pools are _very_ easy to get confused
@bradlawonn9042 3 жыл бұрын
You are swimming in knowledge.
@XionsEmpire 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub
@limey4242 3 жыл бұрын
@@anttipekkap Ahhh, I can see you are a man of culture!
@olenhol2przez4 3 жыл бұрын
At my uni its literaly wrong turn in shaded part of a corridor. If you are from said building, you often end up in the other place by mistake
@neaht6169 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a grandma, chef and a student playing catch with a shark.
@svoidsofinfinitechaos9367 2 жыл бұрын
Only to then levitate into space.
@chelsearoses22 2 жыл бұрын
Just like Grandpa used to do.
@DaedSixes 2 жыл бұрын
Another normal day in Florida
@etps4444 Жыл бұрын
@@DaedSixes As a Floridian, I can confirm this. This is a typical weekday for us.
@coochiecrumbs3526 Жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a chef send said Grandma and student into the shadow realm
@Sparks.Ignite 3 жыл бұрын
"See you on the other side, I guess" ...*cries*
@samanthapretor3 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@da_bean_boi536 3 жыл бұрын
Aww ah aww ah ah ha aww ah eh ah ah
@geigersnap360 3 жыл бұрын
pack it up, theatre kid /j I’m also a theatre kid
@No-yr9rs 3 жыл бұрын
*sad unus annus flashbacks*
@lostrawberryjimin623 3 жыл бұрын
_intense sobbing_
@spadehenri8300 3 жыл бұрын
regular people breaking games: haha look I clipped thru the wall mark, bob and wade: *A S C E N D*
@sharethevoid121 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@matthewwilliams1682 3 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@NozomiNakayama 3 жыл бұрын
They are pros obviously
@greetedpig 3 жыл бұрын
GrayStillPlays annyone???
@VoidOfTheEyes 3 жыл бұрын
@@greetedpig gray is proud
@brandonnull6795 3 жыл бұрын
"Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing*
@Grace-ol2id 3 жыл бұрын
“I think Mark wants you money”
@DmanLucky_98 3 жыл бұрын
Easter bunny be like...
@aurasushii3676 3 жыл бұрын
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME
@aurasushii3676 3 жыл бұрын
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT MANY TIMES WITH YOU
@gorestfump8935 3 жыл бұрын
@@aurasushii3676 do you have a relationship with this bot
@spookboi 3 жыл бұрын
“Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “I think Mark would like your money.”
@spookboi 3 жыл бұрын
15:06
@Anonymous-73 Жыл бұрын
@@spookboi very cool
@BillCipher287 Жыл бұрын
" HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY OF HIS MONEY. "
@brookricketts9488 3 жыл бұрын
Mark holding the shark above his head and saying “meat is back on the menu boys” will always be stuck in my head
@AngelicHalfblood 2 жыл бұрын
it's because he's so proud lol XD
@popcornpumpkinpie 2 жыл бұрын
Throwback to raft lol
@slinkraidsagain Жыл бұрын
6:22 is the timestamp
@falcon_claw1 Жыл бұрын
@@popcornpumpkinpie and it's also a line from Lord of the Rings
@ffsletmelive 3 жыл бұрын
the mission: take the principal's car to the junkyard with the crane. mark, wade and bob: ah yes, we'll go to the *further beyond.*
@dinogamer3297 3 жыл бұрын
And they delivered
@vintermyst5032 3 жыл бұрын
"Our goals are beyond your understanding"
@Noelleanderson 3 жыл бұрын
*to the plus ultra*
@Lily-np2jp Жыл бұрын
@@Noelleanderson I immediately thought that to
@GrimLee423 Жыл бұрын
3 peens to the stars
@cynicalasian5187 3 жыл бұрын
Mark : "I'll be the chef" Me flashing back to Markiplier Makes : Nervous Sweating
@piyushjoshigaming2994 3 жыл бұрын
hi
@GameplayTherapy 3 жыл бұрын
lol hey guys lol i does game content over on my chan ..... nun family friendly
@cats1970 3 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of Overcooked 2 and Raft. Bob is the only responsible chef the others would burn them to Hell
@honeybeesyikes863 3 жыл бұрын
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
@pizzachi 3 жыл бұрын
Oh okay! You can be the chef, wait we shouldnt SHI-
@oddpeacockovo6432 3 жыл бұрын
Student: “I don’t really like the food” Chef: “oh..is that so.... _reaching for pogo stick_ Chef: “So..you got any money on you?”...
@jonnyofalltrades6620 3 жыл бұрын
This is freaking hilarious
@Spot_Faceless-Soldier 3 жыл бұрын
*Gimme you'r money.*
@neonbunnies9596 3 жыл бұрын
Almost read the wrong kind of stick
@sammygecko_ 3 жыл бұрын
“You’ll pay for lunch, one way or another”
@fiedlerheise 2 жыл бұрын
Pogo stick mugging. Alternatively, a pogo stick-up.
@BlackRavenFeather565 2 жыл бұрын
It is 3 in the morning I cannot afford to awake my entire household by laughing hysterically at fucking flat chef Mark running around after getting steamrolled by Ruth Bader GinsBob 9:28
@chelsearoses22 2 жыл бұрын
Ruth Bader GinsBob 😂😂🤣🤣
@alleymercuryway7777 2 жыл бұрын
RUTH BADER GINSBOB-
@etps4444 Жыл бұрын
It's the best thing ever. 🤣
@goldngamer1365 Жыл бұрын
Watching markiplier play bad guy at shool at 3am 😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG) A creature called "MOM" came to the basement and shouted at me 😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭
@bethanysinninghe7294 3 жыл бұрын
them breaking games is 100x funnier than them playing games correctly
@evelynnvernaz 3 жыл бұрын
and that's the reason I watch channels like graystillplays and call me kevin 😂😂😂😂
@genghiskhan4883 3 жыл бұрын
@j03L JaM3s same
@Grubleafeater 3 жыл бұрын
666th like. Seems appropriate.
@travelingbard6161 3 жыл бұрын
Does anybody know why the mountains had collision physics? That actually seems strange to me.
@vineyardvine6171 3 жыл бұрын
This is DJFunnybone
@johnvan962 3 жыл бұрын
All of Mark’s suffering, rage, blood, sweat and tears during Pogostuck has led to this single, crucial moment ... Pogoing on kids’ faces to take their money. Good pogoing Mark.
@Max-gy5rp 3 жыл бұрын
First he was pogoing his own head into insanity..now he's pogoing other kids' heads into Hell~
@JunkyardBashSteve 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Good pogoing Mark" no need to thank me
@johnvan962 3 жыл бұрын
JunkyardBash Steve Nice. Wish I had thought of that.
@awebtoonreader4979 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@Donald_Dump420 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 and so on is the funniest shit
@minkeymouce 2 жыл бұрын
15:48 Just imagine: You're coming out of school after a rigorous day of "learning", and you see, off in the distance, the lunch server bouncing on a pogo stick, and shouting "give me your money." He knows you didn't finish your lunch. You both know it. And now it's time to suffer the consequences... *BAD END*
@LayVine 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@redwater3048 Жыл бұрын
The child must pay for his sins, His head must be crushed, blood flowing from his exposed brain right after he cry's, "please... I'll try it" and the the lord, our savor, the god who mas mistaken as man, chef says this "your sin has already been done... dinner commences children" and when the head squashes the children rush to the dead child and ravenge the corps for flesh and bone to eat, they have been fed, but not enough, they scream at the chef for more food in their starving figures, Crying for more dinner, as the chef says "wait for the next day, this is when we shall feast again" and they all fleeted away, as the chef prepares tomorrows dinner, that day.
@AkudesuTTV Жыл бұрын
Is that spiderman
@historicsyrup5 Жыл бұрын
*insert fnaf 3 bad end music*
@loki4807 Жыл бұрын
What would be the *GOOD END* ?
@grayskyee 2 жыл бұрын
Bob saying "Oh beat his ass!" in his Grandma voice will never not be funny
@etps4444 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen Mark's Granny Simulator video? Bob is hilarious in that. 😂
@Lucifronz 2 жыл бұрын
"This is what you get for learning!"
@vincentfizz1880 3 жыл бұрын
In the end, while Wade had reached back to earth to live the rest of his mortal life, Mark and Bob had become something superior. Something amazing. They had become perfect beings. They were just normal school workers. Then they discovered the anti cannon. They had become something greater than anything that has ever lived on this earth. They had become the edges of the Universe
@dabestboi7509 3 жыл бұрын
Yes...They Have Reached Further Beyond
@stratecal796 3 жыл бұрын
They’re trolling god with the gravity cannon now
@paulrivieras9762 3 жыл бұрын
But can they beat Goku?
@ashikjaman1940 3 жыл бұрын
But at the same time Wade found fulfillment in his limited life, having fun bouncing and continuing to break the world. Perhaps becoming perfect isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be
@j.p1183 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashikjaman1940 Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 жыл бұрын
_A chef, his son, and his mother Ruth play catch with a shark, 2020, colorized_ 14:57 26:37 28:02 30:03 so I can find them later
@j.p1183 3 жыл бұрын
And then acesnd to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood
@praneelbhagavatula7680 3 жыл бұрын
What
@journeyflannigan8269 3 жыл бұрын
26:37 good choice xd
@NODnuke45 3 жыл бұрын
"Dante's Disco Inferno" that fuckin name though lol
@mcpickle8622 3 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@stormy4453 Жыл бұрын
Never has watching a teenager, a fat chef and a grandmother writhing around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere been so beautiful
@HoneyM1lkart 9 ай бұрын
This implies you've seen a teenager, a fat chef, and a grandmother writhe around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere before.
@st44rg1rl 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: “I killed three” “I mean I beat up three”
@mamameowmeow1227 3 жыл бұрын
Swag
@JosiahIronclad 3 жыл бұрын
Mark chasing someone as a fat chef on a pogostick, while casually saying "give me your money", is both the most intimidating and hilarious thing I've ever seen.
@KY-eu5mk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣👏🏻👏🏻
@Egg-ld8gl 2 жыл бұрын
It would make a great horror movie
@AngelicHalfblood 2 жыл бұрын
I love how mark pogos on the "teacher"'s head when they spray paint a dick on the concertante. I could not stop laughing when that happened! Boing! Mark: stop it!
@SownCircle 2 жыл бұрын
IT WAS INTIMIDATING THOUGH!
@mmo_x 2 жыл бұрын
I think Mark would like your money lmao XD
@Rogue-76 3 жыл бұрын
Mission: Bring a car to the junkyard The Crew: Let go on a soul journey to the furthest reaches of the known universe and transcend from our mortal bodies into the astral plane until the end of time
@you_gullible_fucc 3 жыл бұрын
Omg..I can't...I thought you were exaggerating them going outside the school, but no, they're literally going to heaven and the void
@Safetydoggo-qg7iq 3 жыл бұрын
Rogue-76 what
@Rogue-76 3 жыл бұрын
Nyan_playz_7370 did you watch the whole video
@fraidybat123 3 жыл бұрын
“I see the mountain” “I’m becoming one with the mountain” “OHH I BOUNCED” A story in 3 parts
@KY-eu5mk 3 жыл бұрын
Bob: “So you uh- You captured Wade?” Mark: “Yeah, that’ll be the end of it.” Bob: “Wow, that will be the end of it.” *proceeds to attempt to set Wade on fire*
@carsonhorton9827 3 жыл бұрын
objective : ascend to a higher plane of existence
@collinmclaren6608 3 жыл бұрын
They reached the final gnar
@fryktaf 3 жыл бұрын
We WILL go *eVeN fUrThEr BeYoNd!!!*
@eliasfarias842 3 жыл бұрын
that's a good objective I should follow it
@chaoticentityq9974 3 жыл бұрын
Dummy Dummer i thought it was a gravity gun
@chaoticentityq9974 3 жыл бұрын
Also i think the bow and plunger might be a reference to rayman raving rabbids but im not sure
@bluelfsuma 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you bringing an early lunch?" "Yeah, actually, it's called a *knuckle sandwich!"* I know it's a garbage/old joke, but that set-up was perfect.
@rajpalbhatia1715 3 жыл бұрын
@Me and the boys me didnt even get the joke...
@bluelfsuma 3 жыл бұрын
@Rajpal Bhatia Wait, seriously? Whether you're joking or not, I'll explain to my best ability: serving someone a knuckle sandwich is a funny way of saying you're gonna punch someone. Likely in the teeth. That's it.
@rajpalbhatia1715 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluelfsuma oh..
@sealogic4552 3 жыл бұрын
30:12 I really appreciate the scream panning right as it fades. That’s top quality attention to detail.
@lukasverduzco864 3 жыл бұрын
markiplier shark sushi instructions: 1. go the a lake 2. dive in 3. man handle a shark 4. carry it back to the school
@synobyte2123 2 жыл бұрын
He was too poor to afford diving lessons
@chalkycherries Жыл бұрын
@@synobyte2123 how dare you insinuate that he could afford the molecular state of liquid as a child ?? smh
@synobyte2123 Жыл бұрын
@@chalkycherries Fair enough
@key2cold418 3 жыл бұрын
therapist: "pogo mark cant hurt you..." pogo mark: *"give me your money"*
@flamepalkia5076 3 жыл бұрын
Pogo mark became pogo stuck.
@alephhatch6889 3 жыл бұрын
No he stole ur money
@tobiobilaja1445 3 жыл бұрын
*grabs shark* "LoOkS lIkE mEaT's BaCk On ThE mEnU bOyS"
@adampotato3197 3 жыл бұрын
@Tobi nice profile
@bipstymcbipste5641 3 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with meat
@katie1925 3 жыл бұрын
I would like this but its 420
@adampotato3197 3 жыл бұрын
@@katie1925 I liked the comment and now it has 421 likes. Now like it back!
@katie1925 3 жыл бұрын
@@adampotato3197 dammit...
@iamnot9541 2 жыл бұрын
15:10 seeing the cook man jumping towards you this high, in this pose, repeating "give me your money" is one of the most terrifying things you can see before you die
@shadowalleydenizen4834 Жыл бұрын
I always love how he says, with such a straight face; "Well, now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head."
@scarecrowksr1906 3 жыл бұрын
three ascended into the heavens and two reached the plain that controls existence however one was thrusted back towards the mortal realm, cursed to never be among his comrades, This is the story of Wade
@taliarose8695 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@MeteoricMist 3 жыл бұрын
Woe is Wade.
@lauramarte536 3 жыл бұрын
And how he had to train and become a deity to reunite with his friends!
@Vectorbro 3 жыл бұрын
cool another wuxia webtoon that I have to read that will end eons after I die
@darkpit8178 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vectorbro Lol I can tell you've read tales of demons and gods
@payton_bagel8317 3 жыл бұрын
The beginning: Haha punch student jet pack go brrr The end: We have successfully ascended to the astral plane
@messyalien5164 3 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't the Quantum Realm!!😂😂
@payton_bagel8317 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Rita, a pleasure to see as always. I hope your circuit boards are all clean.
@haleyhardesty9867 3 жыл бұрын
@@payton_bagel8317 your comments are golden
@payton_bagel8317 3 жыл бұрын
Haley Hardesty *gasp* They think I’m funny!
@payton_bagel8317 3 жыл бұрын
Sierra Faith Ah yes, my humor, a gold paint sword of styrofoam
@FellixNoAmatsu 3 жыл бұрын
They went from beating children for money to ascending beyond the fabrics of time and space. 10/10 quality gameplay
@nomanssky101 2 жыл бұрын
2:30 Wade: *repeatedly firing arrows at Bob and Mark* Bob: CAN'T SHOOT US BOTH! *Wade shoots them both* Bob: A H F R I C K !
@Pyro_Mothman 3 жыл бұрын
How to be a chef Step one: punch shark Step two: capture shark Step three: *CHILD*
@j.p1183 3 жыл бұрын
Step four: give me your money
@nikooo1794 3 жыл бұрын
This deserves so many more likes
@Slytherin5150 3 жыл бұрын
Step five: *POGO*
@tell_me_plz1461 3 жыл бұрын
Step six: *PROFIT*
@Slytherin5150 3 жыл бұрын
Step seven: *FIREWORKS*
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 жыл бұрын
Anybody: *does literally anything* Mark: ģīvə mē ýøūř möñęý
@nathanielmartinez8804 3 жыл бұрын
Was going to like but ima leave it as 666
@alephhatch6889 3 жыл бұрын
no
@bluestar8700 3 жыл бұрын
Bob throwing the principal out of the office and hearing the scream kills me every time xD
@nyx7465 2 жыл бұрын
26:55 I've never heard bob laugh so hard.. it was the most contagious laugh and I know this sounds silly, but I'm so grateful for it
@Ms.Anonymous Жыл бұрын
Clearly you've never seen Mark's first Speedrunners video
@nyx7465 Жыл бұрын
@@Ms.Anonymous Oh it’s just so clear
@alexxander966 3 жыл бұрын
Mark’s character’s apron strings makes it look like he’s wearing a thong over his pants
@LDaniel_BDuce 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean “looks like” he definitely is both in game and irl
@mlgthuglife5528 3 жыл бұрын
My god you just beamed a image into my eyes and now I can't get rid of it..
@SLENDERFREAK5127 3 жыл бұрын
Or there’s just a zipper in his pants for convenient bathroom use
@elusivegamergirl 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Totally a thong.
@trinalps 3 жыл бұрын
I mean you’re not wrong
@madiswa5029 3 жыл бұрын
I bet this is what school is going to be like after quarantine.
@thaiisfood 3 жыл бұрын
Touché
@greengreen110 3 жыл бұрын
we we're We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
@foxgamer1808 3 жыл бұрын
I can see it
@randomfish9910 3 жыл бұрын
@@greengreen110 We have been backstabbed
@DTorto 3 жыл бұрын
@@greengreen110 STOP
@laureneighmy3306 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Where are you guys? Wade: I'm at the library - learning. Mark: Learning huh... **DEATH FROM ABOVE**
@etps4444 2 жыл бұрын
9:31 And this is where I proceeded to lose it. The visual of the flattened chef running combined with Mark's wailing is just too much for me. 🤣 EDIT: 34:27 NOOO NOT AGAIN- 😂
@pankekizen 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *menacingly hops with a pogostick* give me your money
@tobythompson3746 3 жыл бұрын
Pogostuck has been preparing him for this day
@NormalEyeJoe 3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more intimidating than chef Mark bouncing on your head with a pogostick saying give me your money. And yes to pogostuck
@yahyah8317 3 жыл бұрын
@@NormalEyeJoe Oooook8 Ki K M Moo O O O O
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 жыл бұрын
@@yahyah8317 maybe
@GjonKasapi 3 жыл бұрын
there's a room in the school on the second floor and it contains a potion that transforms you to the hulk and he can jump and throw super far find it if you do a part 2.
@ayaynical4002 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs super strength when you finally ascended to the astral planes that both science and fiction doesnt makes sense
@GjonKasapi 3 жыл бұрын
@@ayaynical4002 good point but hulk smash
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you said that it contained a prison
@kaylaackerson6656 2 жыл бұрын
Bob: What are you dragging around with you Mark: uhh this is ✨my nerd✨
@j.p1183 2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Thick jetpack chef, skateboard granny and gravity gun nerd ascend to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood.
@alexxander966 3 жыл бұрын
Mark’s character: is an adult Mission: Don’t let students throw nerds in the pool Mark: throws a nerd into the pool himself Mission: failed Mark didn’t even realize he messed up
@Rawrtortle 3 жыл бұрын
Happens a lot
@KainaX122 3 жыл бұрын
Why though?!? He’s not a student! 😂
@Sylfa 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it said for the longest time: "Next mission: Throw a smarter kid than you in the pool" So him thinking that was the mission for everyone wasn't too strange...
@honeybeesyikes863 3 жыл бұрын
RITA 25 y.o bro quit wtf is wrong with you your everywhere
@txrnip 3 жыл бұрын
*_T E S S E R A C T!_* it’s a bot
@avicennaferdian438 3 жыл бұрын
they started the game by beating up kids, drowning a bus, flattening each other with a roller, drowning a nerd, glitching out of reality under the world, and discovering a way to lock each other with a gravity gun and levitate themselves to the above where they slowly enter a place where time, movements, and possibilaties become impossible outside of the dome of the universe Edit: this comment cringe as fug stop liking it wth
@dyavolo8448 3 жыл бұрын
What a ride
@sunnygae3589 3 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus?
@dyavolo8448 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunnygae3589 Anyone else remember that awesome Unus Annus episode where Mark and Ethan beat up an entire schoolyard of children? Yeah, good times. I miss that channel : (
@sunnygae3589 3 жыл бұрын
Dya Volo IKR great memories
@skiddster9523 3 жыл бұрын
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@dangerbirb4981 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but Mark terrorizing Wade with the pogo stick only to have Bob shoot his ass with the plunger is bringing me to tears.
@rainbowaxolotl288 3 жыл бұрын
New Scp, The Pogo Chef. Bounces around on his pogo stick eternally, killing any biological matter it touches.A Mass murder went to a school, killed the chef, and got a pogo stick and jumped around killing everyone one by one
@captainjotunheim1656 3 жыл бұрын
On the next season of Hell's Kitchen: • Chefs with 𝕁𝔼𝕋ℙ𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊 • Chefs throwing 𝕊ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕂𝕊 • Chefs playing 𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋𝔹𝔸𝕃𝕃 • Chefs with 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕂𝕊 • ℝ𝕌𝕋ℍ 𝔹𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝔾𝕀ℕ𝕊𝔹𝔼ℝ𝔾 • Rockets to 𝕊ℙ𝔸ℂ𝔼 • Ingredients from the 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻 • A⃦S⃦C⃦E⃦N⃦D⃦ R⃦E⃦A⃦L⃦I⃦T⃦Y⃦
@agirlcalledshiv309 3 жыл бұрын
How did you get those fonts in here?
@captainjotunheim1656 3 жыл бұрын
@@agirlcalledshiv309 An app called 'fonts'. It's available for free for both iTunes and Google Play
@vinhaychinhay4334 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Jotunheim 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 ɪᴛs ᑭᖇᗴTTY𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡
@zachjohnson9391 3 жыл бұрын
As he throws the shark Gordon would probably scream it's RAAAAW!!!
@rochambeau7197 3 жыл бұрын
YIᔕ
@jesucristo4168 3 жыл бұрын
how to assert dominance in 2 simple steps: 1) get a shark. 2) throw the shark.
@rcatt625 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@tetherhandle 3 жыл бұрын
this theory is tested and accurate
@izzieisdizzy1376 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this information.
@braincellz2273 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I think I might have saw this one shark in this one ocean before
@KainaX122 3 жыл бұрын
3) T-pose
@-Komakaze 3 жыл бұрын
Mark **unironically says “see you on the other side”** Me **cries**
@_notquitehuman_ 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Bob say "ah frick" gives me so much joy
@rubiksgenius345 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever a student was flattened was I the only one thinking of Mario Kart when you get run over by a big character?
@justalittleturtle5600 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking shrunken Keanu reeves
@ManmyDearestCreation 3 жыл бұрын
JustalittleTurtle No, shrunken Vladamir Putin
@rajpalbhatia1715 3 жыл бұрын
@@ManmyDearestCreation lol was thinking about that only
@catherinevo6060 3 жыл бұрын
@RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL BOT!
@kift2 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of Mario Kart too, but specifically a thwomp haha
@adrienmartinezcas7767 3 жыл бұрын
Mark and Bob: Have become one with the universe, garnting themselves imortality. Wade: Returns falling face first back to the mortal plain.
@akaashbanerjee8384 3 жыл бұрын
Its like the trials of apollo all over again
@adrienmartinezcas7767 3 жыл бұрын
@@akaashbanerjee8384 you've read my mind
@akaashbanerjee8384 3 жыл бұрын
@@adrienmartinezcas7767 Indeed
@j.p1183 3 жыл бұрын
Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.
@rajpalbhatia1715 3 жыл бұрын
@@j.p1183 Is ThAt A jO- ok i will stop...
@foxifyy 2 жыл бұрын
9:52 we need Wade's perspective on this 🤣
@foxifyy Жыл бұрын
@Tuck Neal nope 😔
@zev_dev Жыл бұрын
Wade's mic cutting out while he screams is actually the funniest thing ever lol
@stuniccals2499 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you’re just in high school and the high school chef just comes up to you on a pogo stick, bounces on your head, and keeps “saying give me your money”
@KY-eu5mk 3 жыл бұрын
I’d start laughing if we’re being honest here
@XwX1001 3 жыл бұрын
*fear*
@r.j.penfold 3 жыл бұрын
Is that not how lunch people collect student lunch debt?
@XwX1001 3 жыл бұрын
@Noah Woodruff "Glad they nailed the driving physics in this game."
@XwX1001 3 жыл бұрын
@@r.j.penfold ...I am concerned.
@missstrawberrypancakes6206 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Pogo Stick Chef’s not real, he can’t hurt you Pogo Stick Chef: 14:59
@HydronX72 3 жыл бұрын
Still to this day, Pogo Stick Chef still wants his money
@fedora_theexplorer6955 3 жыл бұрын
“Gimme your money, Gimme your money, gimme your money”
@MonkiEatBanana 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still baffled that they managed to find 30 minutes of content in this game. *30 minutes.*
@zombiederpster 2 жыл бұрын
28:19 step 2: cover yourself in oil
@bluelfsuma 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone actually designed an Underworld, if you fell through the map.
@axethannanth 3 жыл бұрын
e
@ultamateary 3 жыл бұрын
Lol when Mark says “Looks like meat’s back on the menu boysss” he sounds like the guy from Baldi’s “SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP”
@trinalps 3 жыл бұрын
OMG THATS TRUE
@Shadowsdeity 3 жыл бұрын
Here's the timestamp for anyone wondering: 6:22
@vahidmk7579 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's sweepin' time!
@rugbytimezone5480 3 жыл бұрын
Did he make a lord of the rings reference?
@Oae119 2 жыл бұрын
21:43 the funniest sound I’ve ever heard in my entire life
@primesstopmotions2245 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 Mark: Hi Wade: Oh hey are you bringing a early lunch? Mark: Yes actually it’s called a… KNUCKLE SANDWICH
@rowan2586 3 жыл бұрын
I'm somehow not suprised that they managed to break the game.
@cerelvix_4662 3 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the video
@amzxar5049 3 жыл бұрын
U are a time traveller
@RandomPerson-uj3uz 3 жыл бұрын
This person just watched the twitch stream guys -_- lol
@jack_of_alltrades7091 3 жыл бұрын
love your profile picture
@rowan2586 3 жыл бұрын
I watched the full video before commenting this and I didn't watch any stream.
@LDaniel_BDuce 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: judge Judy and Gordon Ramsay pick on high school boy
@cookeymonster83 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was Malcolm in the Middle
@trinalps 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god
@SIRSANDMAN0 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@themaninyourcabinet8438 3 жыл бұрын
or: "judge judy, gordon ramsay and invincible teenager ascend beyond reality and time"
@roborussell7195 3 жыл бұрын
mark monotonely saying give me your money and bouncing around on a pogo stick is terrifying
@doubcheeburg Жыл бұрын
5:22 "Oh I can take a car hell yeah" -Ruth Bader GinsBob. I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN DSIK WWYH
@Rowcan 3 жыл бұрын
_"Give me your money."_ *_pogos menacingly_*
@undergravitydownforce714 3 жыл бұрын
*Indeed*
@drewmckee9968 3 жыл бұрын
*_Menacing_*
@glacierwolf1411 3 жыл бұрын
*_pizza rolls_*
@syfywyfy9436 3 жыл бұрын
First day of school: Yay everyone let's get together and be friends! Second day of school:
@mouse7556 3 жыл бұрын
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf why are you on marks channel and can you plz leave =-=
@bluelfsuma 3 жыл бұрын
*First day of school:* everyone's too sleep-deprived to start shit *Second day:*
@Khagen43 3 жыл бұрын
Yes so true 😂 this literally happened to me when I first started Kindergarten back in the day 😂
@chengjiewong7214 3 жыл бұрын
@@Khagen43 oh my god
@sunnygae3589 3 жыл бұрын
Yeeting sharks into the void, ah yes.
@ImagineDroplet 3 жыл бұрын
Mark would probably make a fantastic Baldi's Basics character.
@hailey6513 3 жыл бұрын
When the school bus was flying I almost fell out of my chair 😂😆
@queertherapy4919 3 жыл бұрын
“Ya have a problem with that?” “For legal reasons yes. For anecdotal reasons no.” Prompt material
@peebledeeble 3 жыл бұрын
on it
@VenomQuill 3 жыл бұрын
@@peebledeeble How's it going?
@theyumbytron 3 жыл бұрын
@@peebledeeble how’s it going?
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 жыл бұрын
@@peebledeeble How's it going?
@enchantedpastellix8829 2 жыл бұрын
@@peebledeeble How’s it going?
@kedriccalibara3610 3 жыл бұрын
"this is what you get for learning" he says as he beats someone over the head with a skateboard
@Johndoe-jd 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an American school
@carriefloyd933 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my Florida schools
@snakeeyes9246 3 жыл бұрын
Bully: (throws school at student) Bullied student: (reports it to the council) The head of the council: *Just act less gay*
@EdwardWFeery Жыл бұрын
I've watched this video about a dozen times, and for some reason this time round the line "Now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head" hit juuust right and I spent about a minute and a half in hysterics
@dantrinh100 2 жыл бұрын
6:05 "imma punch a shark" Thus, the SPC was born.
@otiscrowder4027 3 жыл бұрын
31:49 "What it means to go even further beyond." and "See you on the other side." Fuck I miss Unus Annus.
@gergyta9211 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, me too Momento Mori
@haychu3396 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭Ughhhhihhhhuuuuhhhh
@ethanliberty 3 жыл бұрын
What's that?
@ethanliberty 3 жыл бұрын
@NCT_ LOVER_ Twas a joke my friend :)
@kingofsoy2413 3 жыл бұрын
I was fine at first. But after a few months I wanted to rewatch a video. And I refuse to go to the re-upload channels. It wouldn't be this bad if the content wasn't so good.
@maxmarbury4146 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Welcome back to PogoStuck My Brain: *GIMME UR MONEY*
@dewpebble5980 3 жыл бұрын
God I wish I could watch this for the first time again. I absolutely died laughing the first time. I genuinely couldn't breathe and passed out for like a second
@eNCy. Жыл бұрын
8:42 "Long ago, two races ruled over the earth: Humans, and Monsters..."
@riversry 3 жыл бұрын
Wade: ok Mountain: not ok Wade’s spine: *destroyed*
@mutantdogcat4966 3 жыл бұрын
“The hole goes deeper” My brain: That’s what she said
@maximedemers-boucher6999 3 жыл бұрын
you mean he
@LadyGameshine 3 жыл бұрын
@@maximedemers-boucher6999 but what if she's a lesbian
@mihneazarojanu5761 3 жыл бұрын
@@LadyGameshine What if she refers to herself
@DosageOfLithium Жыл бұрын
6:15 THE WAY MARK IS SO FLABBERGASTED AND THEN JUST ANNOUNCES THIS LMAO
@Captain_Yata Жыл бұрын
"I've bested a great white" is one of my favourite Mark quotes
@Chilgt 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier and friends learns about skyboxes by breaking through reality 32:00
@tracycollins1724 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: *plays maneater* Mark at the shark in maneater: Ok let me take that and throw it into oblivion
@birdbird749 3 жыл бұрын
Throwing sharks to assert dominance does sound like something mark would definitely do
@Aloyus_Knight 3 жыл бұрын
It would help if mark was intimidating in the first place but of course he's not because he's 3ft nothing, just like tom cruise.
@lapislazoli 3 жыл бұрын
"it looks like an unholy symbol" no its just the star of david
@beeisland 11 ай бұрын
This has always been one of my favorite endings to a session of theirs, because it seems like the lore to some fantasy novel. "The three gods joined hands to ascend beyond the sky, and though they broke through the boundary, one god was struck down unto the earth while the other two were trapped at the end of the horizon to watch helplessly for the rest of time."
@wooteoeeo 3 жыл бұрын
Ms. Frizzle's adventures are taking a turn...
@SIRSANDMAN0 3 жыл бұрын
*earrape magic schoolbus theme accompanied by kids screaming intensifies*
@simplycinclair8979 3 жыл бұрын
Please let this be a normal field trip...
@bred8847 3 жыл бұрын
LOLAMO😂
@simplyCatVr. 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@piperlawson56 3 жыл бұрын
@Animask Cult Never normal with Mark
@meap6474 3 жыл бұрын
Pogo chef has *A S C E N D E D* He still never got his money
@nikooo1794 3 жыл бұрын
He no longer cares for the mundane posessions of this world
@maxineamelia7549 3 жыл бұрын
He laughs at your petty currency, what need has he for such mortal bonds. No. He is a God, a true eye gazing upon the unfathomable universe beyond our mortal comprehension.
@taymondo8498 3 жыл бұрын
And his nerd.
@sharethevoid121 3 жыл бұрын
Taymondo this legit killed me
@sharethevoid121 3 жыл бұрын
Maxine Amelia, Queen of the Box also epic
@Qwertyderpable 3 жыл бұрын
Bob's old lady voice never fails to entertain! Wade's "I'm glad you enjoyed your shopping trip.." was also absolutely hilarious!
@zoeyd8200 2 жыл бұрын
"Are you bring me an early lunch" "Yeah actually it's caLLED A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH"😂😂😂
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