Parking stick: "I aint payed enough for this shit"

quality parking stick

The gate was saying to itself: “yep just another day at the office” ha

That’s my life when everything around me is chaos lmao

@@briannfs2 "Here, put your head here, so I can show you how your car feels" *whack* *whack*

So glad I don't ride any longer😬

@@surfside75 that was not about a bike.

That was like a scary movie jump scare. I jumped

this is why im gay

YOOO SERIOUSLY THAT WAS SO FUCKEN CLOSE!!!

Why blur his face? What an idiot....

I think he was trying an insurance scam

You got a snap?

Because even tho he was a dumbass (the brake checker) you still need permission from people to put their face on the internet, it’s the right thing to do.

@@gameznthingz just like in hansen vs predator

This is like the 5th car crash, shooting, generic 911 call-in video I've seen this week where the dispatcher was a straight up r word. I feel like maybe some of the heat the cops get for some of this stuff should really be placed at the hands of these moronic dispatchers.

@@destinationveritas406 not just that, but having to keep getting redirected and retelling the story... I hope the drunk driver got severe jail time

@@destinationveritas406 It's oaky you can say the word, I'm autistic so I give you a free pass on this one, because I absolutely fucking agree. That 911 dispatcher was fucking atrocious. I'm supposed to be the retarded one but that was just.... *wow*

R U Kidding? The stupid b*tch didn't know what road she was on. "Just track my phone", it doesn't work like that!

I was thinking the same thing, like we're told to call 911, just for them to send us all over the place waiting to get help, Lucky (to my knowledge) no one died and hopefully the drunk has a long jail sentence

I think Terri has been hinting that it might be over....

It's already over, this was the aftermath.

Implying here women knows how to drive.

Yeah really, I'd be pressing charges on them

For real

Pure meth

_ JBfrom2003 _ 😂😂😂

It was the best ever driving skills

She was determined ,perseverance is very important!

@William Bill when you’ve got to go you’ve got to go!

😂

Pullin the zodiac card XD

don't think taht'll hold up in claims court lol

No this is an Aries move lol

Haha it was an audiobook but yeah that’s awesome

Actually I think that’s a YTber who does a bunch of lore. I watch him. Think his name was Geestly or something like that. Either way legendary driver he is…the force was with him there haha

He was WAY to calm

Terry better, back up

@@thedyingmeme6 My thoughts exactly like dude u just had a near death experience and ur that chill? how often does this happen to that dude, that hes that calm bout it?

@@thedyingmeme6 This guy must have been in an abusive relationship for waay to long, probably not the first time something like that happened

Adolf Franziskus Or he’s just the type of person that stays calm in bad situations like some people are... lol

SAME LMAO

accurate 😂🤣

10:37 also like a scene from GTA.

Epic gamer girl moment

@@dylanadavis6522 No lie 😂😂😭😭

😂😂😂

I think the driver is claustrophobic

thats what you get if you skip leg day...

@@macros208 brooo chill. All I was saying is I was expecting a tiny woman to get out not a buff af dude. It was surprising

Steroid user

@@macros208 His big body compensates for his tiny brain.

Yeah wish the other guy flipped over tho

bonk

Well, considering the asshole in the car was being an idiot, I would have rather seen him get his ass beat.

Igen, tetszett? Az is, hogy aztán direkt elállta az útjukat, végignézte, ahogy összeütköznek és elhajtott segítség nyújtás nélkül, csak azért, mert a biciklisek az úton mentek? Gratulálok! Az autó vezető egy agresszív, kisstílű ember!

^ Comment section full of English words... fuck it let’s mix it up

It's "Star Wars Reading Club" here on KZfaq.

I noticed that too

I literally came into the comments to see if anyone said anything about it

Oh shiiiiiit

What was the accident?

You need to stfu

Legend

@@Andosneez why dont YOU shut up

@@Lions4589 you need to stfu

@@Andosneez oh, why i need to shut up? Who are you to say me to shut up?

31ty

The way the person paused the video and zoomed into the license plate 🤣🤣🤣

@@aynamibrad7565 right lol, looked like something from the office

Its unfortunate that we have to give props to a dad in a real life situation who will risk everything to protect his kids. Yes to see it happen is humbling, but that's what parents are supposed to do

Whoever was driving that car is a fucking idiot, and definitely not paying any attention to what's in front of him.

"Cyclists" . . .I know some "bikers" that would be rather upset by mis-using their label. Nonetheless, hilarious clip.

@@Rileymanification Yes i know... but what about when its a cycle with an engine? :D

@@MoonFlux Ah! I have one of those, a Tomos, and aren't they fun? :)

i wasn't expecting that so i burst out laughing too!!

@@Rileymanification , definitely. not enough beer belly to be called bikers.

Karen’s & Kyle’s: No, I don’t think I will.

Dear Drivers, the road sucks look at me instead. - Smartphone

Yep. *Look at least 3 times. *If you're not good with depth perception, take an extra second or 2 to judge how far away the car is, and how fast they are driving. *Never assume that everyone else is following the rules of the road, or is paying attention. *The last place to have D size battle is while driving down the road. *And, very importantly, do not just look straight ahead of you. Your eyes need to be moving all the time - what's in front of you, the driver in front of you (you'll learn to read what they're about to do), the drivers alongside you, the drivers behind you - pay attention to ALL of it.

Assume every other driver is a bonobo ape. Everyone is stupid and dumb and just learning how to drive.

@Margot Cavanaugh True. Sometimes, because you've been paying attention to everything going on around you, you may have that extra second you need to avoid as much damage as possible - even if you still get hit. Sometimes - there's nothing you can do. Watch some of those car crash videos - people at stop lights, patiently waiting, getting demolished when another car or truck is out of control and takes out an entire line of cars, or the entire front row at the light - there's nothing you can do. The point of these tips is to help you avoid as many accidents as possible. The majority of accidents are stupid. Turning into someone is a stupid accident. Turning in front of someone is a stupid accident. Getting into an accident because people want to have a territorial battle on the roads is a stupid accident. It doesn't mean you can avoid everything, simply because you cannot control other people. However, the more you are aware of what is going on around you, the more patient you are on the road, the more space you leave between you and the other car in front of you, the more caution you take while driving in inclement weather (fog, snow, ice, rain), the more likely you're going to avoid an accident.

I RIDE A BIKE AND I ALWAYS THINK THE SAME THING BEFORE I RIDE " THEY ARE ALL MAD AND ARE OUT TO KILL ME " THAT AND OF COARSE" EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED" !!LOL

You see more stuff like this when traffic is proceeding you, instead of you proceeding it.

ripped the beating heart right out of the car

Ok that was the engine lol

I have never seen such a relatively simple accident turn into such horror and carnage. That poor vehicle, turn to bits in front of our eyes. I'm traumatized.

*Adidos*

Yeah, engine said, oh oh, this is getting uncomfortable, I'm outta here!! , your on your own dude.! Lol.

Its Peter Parker on delivery

@@vladsh7255 LMFAOO😭🤣😂💀

That was perfect

@@vladsh7255 I think it really is a pizza guy.

@@xshullaw I’m just glad the blue car didn’t hit him. Dude was fine running from the cops but not ok with hurting a scooter. Least they have some brain cells.

Or itself.

@@ILikeToLaughAtYou Or the brakes from a competent driver.

@@Shellshock361 Bruh you responded to a 2 year old comment just to say exactly what I said.

I feel that

So true

Agent_Blackwing Or me carrying the vacuum up the stairs

@@Saltine_American this one hit too close to home

That person who saved the kids deserves a knighthood. And I hope that driver was caught and now in a jail somewhere awaiting a bail hearing before trial.

Ah, I know those GPS coordinates and remember this story, It's Birmingham UK. Driver mumbled sorry and that he was being chased. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8288249/Moment-reckless-driver-hits-five-year-old-girl-stepfather-jumps-car.html

They identified the suspect, but in soft touch Britain, he'll likely only get a caution or minimal citation www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/police-issue-update-driver-stopped-18219037

MrL1mey Are you suggesting the justice in your country is a joke like in my country ( France ) ?

huh, just joked about censorship in this thread and it got censored, along with the reply I replied to.

I know right! I was like come on 😂

@@MultiTeachertube *women*

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...and also, how are you so calmly detailing the damage she caused either without making sure she's nowhere nearby, or knowing that she could be? Damn...

What's the story. What was the driver under the influence of?

It's Rockland County NY! Totally clueless!

Driving like an idiot is NOT a crime(until they wreck and speeding is only a crime if caught on speed radar)....its up to the other drivers to pay attention for morons like this on the road. If they responded to every idiot on the road each state would need at least another 500,000 cops.

Where I live alot of our roads are considered fire lanes. This are our roads and yet 911 does not have them on their maps.

@@joshmoats7981 You’re supposed to report if someone’s driving insane cause they could be drunk. One time my family didn’t report it and the truck ended up on the other side of a second highway next to us upside down. I don’t have any regrets he deserved us, he was tailgating like mad 😂 And reckless driving is a crime.

Karma is a bitch

😂😂😂😂

they way they walked LOL

Yeah, wonder why we can't hear what was said before? Seems like the camera man wants to show cyclist looking stupid, but not willing to let us hear what he said first. Was he being a dick like many drivers out there?

I kinda hate cyclists who act like they own the road. There's a whole other lane of oncoming traffic we gotta worry about when passing them. They force you to slow way down and thread a needle, and then this guy has the nerve to follow him and yell at him? Yeah, Karma's a bitch.

Yeah they're annoying af, why do they insist on driving in the car lane, when there is a perfect fine side to ride your bike? Like literally why? I understand when there's like no side then you share but still tho.

@@zyriuz2 atleast where I live, there's a law on that. It says, "You can't ride your bike on a normal pedestrian road if you're over 12. Unless there is a clearly marked bike road. Otherwise, use normal roads. "

...in unison

@@illzzu yeah that's a good point, did look into it after I made that comment, obviously some roads are better than others but also I did not know that in america this is how that worked. Because in general where I live if you go by the safest option that's the better thing to do (so perfectly legal and fine to go on the side if thats available) but we also have that if you have to share well cycles will be considered to take up one car space.

@titlewave oh well, you are right it's childish to take out "revenge" or something on the road that's dangerous driving.... Also liked your comment read through all of it how about that Mac n cheese huh 👍

LMAO!

I hope they were coming home and not going to work.

😂

I CANT BREATHE!!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@@joannsmith8034 its Colonel Klink

When you just copied and pasted a comment it literally just seen the original.

fuck you for comment stealing like that

SHAAAAAME SHAAAAAAME SHAAAAAME!!! Be original you twat!

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Definitely a bunny boiler.....

Oooooooooofffffffff

yeah like relax a little. hes upside down to a sober person but right side up for being drunk.

Lmao

This daughter was pissing me off, I had to turn the video off

Kyle Bernd she probably has anxiety... please don’t have kids if her having an anxiety attack pisses you off

Robert Kaldis it’s totally normal to panic like that when you’re fearing for other people’s safety??? they literally didn’t make it hard for the operator at all?

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I was hoping I seen that right 🤦🏼‍♀️

IN alot of newer cars the engine is made to fall out so it doesn't go through the dash and crush you.

imagine you have to press the breaks going 50 mph and the engine flys out lol

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When is this I wanna see it

*me in gta trying to escape cops*

Clearly forgot the concept of *BRAKES!* like seriously let go of the gas already.

that was sean in tokyo drift when he was trying to do the drift in the parking lot thing and wrecked the silvia at the top

Waw

real life bumper car

@Will.J bruh he probably was in shock

Will.J bro u don’t understand he was just buffering takes a minute to load

@Will.J No a shocked one would

looks french

Will.J never driven on 960 ping

Lol yup its like they shouldnt be doing that in the first place😂

Erik Rogel but when they show off and don’t crash ... you end up mad asf 😂😂 u law abiding citizen

ひJayyMillz is law abiding citizen supposed to be insulting lmao

Mustang drivers in a nutshell

I love it when people get revenge on stupid people.

Now she, she belongs behind bars

@Josean Thompson I know right?! I think honestly he was in shock that not only did he not notice her coming towards him, then he miraculously look at his car and moved in such a way that less Then even a second and he would have been crushed from the waist down and probably would hsve died from internal bleesding. I believe him to be in shock and he may develop PTSD from this. Get an order of protection against that chick at least. He may end up killing her in self-defense or she will kill him first and then kill herself. She's a complete nut. And he would have to be to stay with her. Best of luck guy holding camera in this video. 👍😁

Believe all women, Even the crazy ones like her

@@AKA-lonewolf stfu

@@lauroguerra1677 yes ma'am! Lol

Too right, #37 was very disappointing.

and this is a "fails" compilation, not a "crash" compilation

@ The title says both but fair enough.

Yup after halfway through i got tricked for a bit. Then skipped through and saw nothing else was good and now since I didn't watch 80% of it the algorithm doesn't count that I've watched the whole vid 👍

The roads are the modern gladiatorial arena.

That was attempting murder/vehicular manslaughter.

As a women she wouldnt get locked up. Or if she was it would be for a maximum of 1 year then she would be back on the streets

@@svartrbrisingr6141 yeah cuz this country is sexist af. Black women are considered supreme. As another minority (I won't say which one) I'm offended

That's a woman driving they can't drive

At a point I also heard during COVID the DMV were giving anyone who passed the written test a license so they wouldn't have to show up in person.

I think that one of the Cyclists tried to get help lmao

Why? that was such a dick move by the driver and then he even drove off.

@@tantegreta Yeah, it looks like he was trying to intimidate them with the way he drove right next to them. He also blocked their path by stopping his car right in front of them and just drove off after they crashed. I'm pretty sure that kind of shit would at the very least cost him his driver's licence if he tried that in Germany.

@@tantegreta it wasnt his fault that they crashed into each other

The car driver was an idiot here. He just had to start it all and even stop in front of the cyclists.

Yes. I wonder if they got the guy. Anyone know? What a lunatic.

​@@VauxhallViva1975 : Indeed, the police issued a statement that a 20 year-old male had been identified and was being sought in connection with the incident. He later handed himself into police voluntarily (read that as "because his mum uses KZfaq and told him he had to"). He is reported as having screeched to a halt behind the other car before pulling out and nearly hitting the pedestrians. He was said to have apologised, claiming that he was being chased, before he sped off. No news on charges, but it is likely that he'll be told that he's "a very naughty boy" in a stern voice. He may get away with a lighter sentence though, if he's lucky. On the (co.uk) "rate-driver" site, his license plate currently has 1,412 thumbs down (likely all related to the viral video), granting him the honour of #1 worst ranked driver in June 2020. SJWs can rest now, knowing that at least the real/next owner of the car will have a very strange time being abused and spat at every time he pops down the shops in his strangely-inexpensive second-hand car. In other news, climbing from tenth place back in April to scoop second place this month is the license plate of a driver who ploughed his speeding Audi into a girl while she was riding her horse. He reportedly shouted at and abused the child while her horse lay dying. He has 68 thumbs-down this month. As killing a horse in England is the only crime still punishable by death (treason having been relegated to a minor misdemeanour), he will probably be turned on the rack, partially burned, have his tongue removed, then be hung til near dead, have his gizzards drawn (usually by a celebrity artist- Banksy's most often up for it), and finally be quartered before the parts of his body are mounted on spikes at the four corners of London. His family will be forced to weep and grovel on the streets for their shame while daily commuters throw stale buns and used teabags at them (until such a time as the Queen herself grants them official reprieve). Or, he might get a stern telling off by an intimidating, well-built woman wielding a wooden spoon in a threatening manner- that's if the judge really feels like throwing the book at him. We take this stuff very seriously in England. You can't just get away with any old shenanigans and not expect a stern look, and maybe even a disapproving huff of indignation or two!

WhiteHawkUK Geez thanks! That was more information then i expected lol

@@415alkeez :No probs. :) Hopefully, the parts included for humour were worth the time to read. ;)

@donutdoode69 : indeed, exactly as quoted plus the suffix. I'm torn on its ultimate worth.

I can't unhear that now

14:57 my man's just trying to catch up on his Star Wars lore

@@elvirajames9570 lol I noticed that too

Lmaooo

@@Zoe-nk5ip 😭💀😂

Yea ikr the clones sacrificing their own lives sucks hard man

lawl

Where the hell have you ever seen such a thing? In about a decade of watching car crash compilation I have never ever seen anything like that.

Idk mate, I kind of disagree? I think the channels that host the dash cam compilations should just include context for the video if provided, not include the full story from the individual. Not to minimize the effort that they put in to make the compilations, but they are quite literally doing much less work than other content creators that film their own content and edit etc. the very least they can do (aside from crediting video owners) is edit a response to make it clear what was going on or even leave it out entirely and provide a small personal comment for context.

@@kreneesimo What the fucking fuck? You have VIDEO FOOTAGE from the camera, all the context you ever need is in the video.

@@kreneesimo I don't differ too much there; I think having the comments are often good to keep things grounded so it doesn't just become disaster porn. Most other channels offer that though so it's nice to have one that focuses only on the videos. But I'm also just amused by the seemingly unnecessary details I often see in the comments I don't think there should be an imperative to put in as much effort as you can though. Only to make whatever seems worthwhile

0:10

I was like why that part smoking an it was the engine

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And you know you've fallen badly off your bike when you're waving your front wheel at the driver 5:07

R diaz. -10 for you as the Grammar police were not needed.

It's happened to me before.

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Or put redundant explanation of the scene on the screen; or annoying commentary with your personal opinion. Very good compilation.Thanks a lot.

Yes the horses have more brains than a lot of drivers

You know how cool this would be just going on horse and how fucking cool you would feel

Battle of the fatties. This must be America. 🤣

Heyyyy that’s not nice. I mean ur right but still :)

legendary battle of 5 seconds

That person was a real piece of shit

Did you mean never wow I am so mad

@@SkaffenUK not sure about over there, but in some states here, the registration/expiration is only on the back plate and the front plate is blank. Might be a similar situation

@@SkaffenUK oh okay. Wasn't sure how that worked for you guys. Thanks!

Some people do this for insurance scams but luckily most buses and truck use dashcams

right? not even like the bus was tailgaiting either. he just swerves infront of him and slams it. what a fucking wanker

For injurance claim. I wonder if he got away with it?

At 13:33, there is a guy in black wear, probably his friend. He was not brake checking, he wanted to say hi to his friend. Poorly executed and he was in the wrong ofc.

Then you Must deaf because there was plenty of videos with Voice explanation. Why don’t you just stop complaining and if you don’t like the explanations Of the other videos don’t watch them

Krissy Rose shut the hell up Karen let people be expressive you salty bitch

Tesarion A had to be a Karen

Meghan Jenkins Most people don’t want to see that which is what this guy said. There’s other videos that do so and imo they’re annoying as well. A lot of people agree with the comment and I do too. It seems some of ya’ll are just too stupid to understand that.

I feel that, DDS has good content but I gotta watch it muted tbh lol

I saw that, the 2 dumb arse people got Arrested

He could get a job as a stuntman driver or something.

thats cause its a Chevy

Most vehicles can continue to funtion after rolling, it just depends on if the driver is physically or emotionally able to continue

How is that crazy?Inertia will keep fluids in place for a short while and the flywheel (or flexplate) will keep the engine spinning. The real craziness is landing back on wheels, not that the engine is still running. It's like, "ohmagerd, the engine still runs after a crash" Well, yea, unless it was an impact direct to the engine.

Girls be like: oops I hit a curb teehee

Imma girl but I like this one Girls: my bf can fix it, it wasn’t THAT bad✨💅🏼😌

Lol

XD

HEEHEE WELL FUNNY ..

UPS be like

Amazon social distancing delivery

Mugurlu TR That’s why engines are designed to do that, otherwise, the engine ends up in the drivers lap.

Cheap car nowadays

mzone12 you’d rather have the cabin where you sit get crushed by the engine of your car, killing your kid in the front seat? the reason they’re “cheap” is so the engine takes all the momentum and either A. crumples or B flies off like that. either way your car would be totaled. this just saves your life.

Evexin excatly , but do the engine crumple in head on colisions in modern cars? I’ve always been scared about having my legs crushed and never be able to walk again, or even lose them

Spanish BBall athlete Yes, engines in modern cars are designed to go down and used. Cars have been built that way for decades.

That sounds painful

all the good 2020 crashes are yet to be uploaded.

@@viperdemonz-jenkins the best one is when the economy crashed! My personal favourite.

Nah, my VCR been saying it's 12:00 for 2 decades.

@Rhyan McElreath Hehe... yeah, his VCR clock is actually correct.

It was so bad it just had to be put on the list

If you push left analog stick to either direction The Flipped car Will flip right side up! This applies only For newer cars, older Cars do not And Will Also caught on fire And explode couple of seconds after The car has rolled over and come to a full stop.