Tickets Please! | Subway Simulator - Underground Train - Review (Nintendo Switch)
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Жыл бұрынAll aboard the Scamway Express! DEZVOLT Games are back with the best simulator on the Nintendo Switch! Or so they say, I say otherwise, so heres a review of Subway Simulator - Underground Train Ride Station Ultimate Driving Games for your viewing pleasure!
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Tickets Please! | Subway Simulator - Underground Train Review (Nintendo Switch)
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@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly the dullest simulator game I've ever played, but have you given this one a go and what did you think of it? Let me know below and thanks for watching! Check out the Scam Games playlist here - kzfaq.info/sun/PLV2-rnSQP2GscJ7xbyrStSsge7X8MEr5j
@Cyb3rpunk117 Жыл бұрын
Your demeanor is so calm, which makes your comedic moments much more humorous 😂
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
I try to remain level headed when dealing with such games 😂
@brandonsimoncini Жыл бұрын
With the craze that is simulator games recently, I don’t know why Taito and Square Enix hasn’t finally brought over Densha de Go out of Japan after 27 years
@tobyho9058 11 ай бұрын
Because Taito is Japan they don’t need to go out Japan ✌️
@ricarleite 7 ай бұрын
It's an ego thing
@refrikiller 8 ай бұрын
“ if you fancy a finger workout “ i lost it there! You dignified the game with your review!
@andrewreed4514 Жыл бұрын
Keep them coming. Another brilliantly written review. Desvolt games must be laughing all the way to the bank.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
I plan on doing, glad you enjoyed it Andrew, they have no doubt made a mint on this one but hopefully, slightly less than they would have done.
@SteveMacSticky Жыл бұрын
Yeah, they sure are a money train......
@mrjohncrumpton Жыл бұрын
@@SteveMacSticky lol
@nicked_fenyx Жыл бұрын
Yeah, this one's eshop description (and lack of actual gameplay footage in the trailer) read like shovelware to me. Thanks for confirming it. Back to "Train Life" I go. At least that one's fun!
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
It's worse than shovelware 😄 Glad I could help you out dude.
@RoyDRGAMESnl Жыл бұрын
Glad I checked this video and didn’t spent my €1,- 😂
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Glad I could help you out.
@Aratastic90 7 ай бұрын
My 5 year old loves trains and I saw this on the eShop for 99p, so I thought I'd look up a review. Not disappointed, you are hilarious 😂
@SwitchStars 7 ай бұрын
haha, Hopefully not inspiring your little one to say bad words 😄
@benschwartz6565 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for preventing me from wasting my money! Much appreciated!
@levitolle2605 Жыл бұрын
i come to watch these reviews because of your writing, your're hilarious and these always make me LOL
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoy them levi, always good to hear.
@SteveMacSticky Жыл бұрын
LoL at driving through at full speed with the horn blowing. I would do the same thing in real life if I ever hijack a train
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Just gotta be done hasn't it Steve lol.
@farcry223 Жыл бұрын
The moment I saw this in the eShop, I instantly thought well looks like there's another SwitchStars video.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Hah you new it was coming, couldn't miss an opportunity to see what being a real Subway Driver was like.
@farcry223 Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStarsYeah. It's a shame this game exists because I feel like in the hands of a good developer, it could have potential.
@itsgood2slide 10 ай бұрын
That main menu is a clear copy of Train Sim World’s menus!
@HPSTEVENSTEIN Жыл бұрын
At least Paris looks realistic 😅
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Yea it's beautiful 😍
@PlayfulDead22 Жыл бұрын
This had potential to be a pretty chill game but they seemed to have ruined that completely. It's on sale right now in the Canadian eshop for $0.39 so I thought I'd look into it. Glad I did, doesn't look worth even that. Thanks for the review!
@MaterielPneumatique Жыл бұрын
Much worse than i thought. Thank you for the review!
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
haha, you're welcome Materiel 😄
@bubblegum1543 Жыл бұрын
I still wonder how they allow the preview video/screens to differ from the actual game. Its a coincidence you mention this game, I was seeing before in the eshop one that I didnt get but thought could be good, its called Train Life and they have bersions of this for famous trains like the Orient Express, I havent played any of these but at least on screens/videos they look better than the one you are reviewing (I know its not the same as subway but well)
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
I don't think Nintendo have a team who actually vet the games being distributed from their e-shop lol, this isn't the worst example of it. This is the first "Train Sim" I've played in my life, so the only way is up from here lol
@bubblegum1543 Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars Its strange to know this, I mean, I used to make games on my own (independent games you know) and I tried to publish a game with Nintendo but they only allowed companies that were well known to them to join and increase their catalogue. Well at least I heard that before, dont know if they changed their policy and they allow anyone in these days
@natevaughn2307 Жыл бұрын
I see a new vid drop and I smile and instantly click.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Haha always good to hear my videos have that effect on people.
@AlvinFlang69420 Жыл бұрын
I was so close to buy this one!
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Saved your soul. 😂
@REDspike226 Жыл бұрын
nintendo doesn't care what's on their platform if it sells. They just started adding "description provided by dev" to protect themselves
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Hah yea, just one less think for them to be responsible for.
@vinnieg007 9 ай бұрын
Thank goodness I checked your video first, I was tempted to get it since its like 100 yen
@SwitchStars 9 ай бұрын
They always have their games on sale for that price so they constantly appear in sales and best sellers.
@cesarhernandez6861 Жыл бұрын
A game made with no effort deserves a comment with no effort: It's bad.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
That's adequate.
@cesarhernandez6861 Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars Haha!
@emmahasler2401 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for saving me 12 quid
@GaryMcCormick Жыл бұрын
The switch eshop is one of the biggest fuckups Nintendo ever did. The amount of drivel that gets on there is mind boggling. I haven’t bought games for it in years and I certainly won’t be getting another Nintendo console after this shite. Great review though
@jazzygeofferz Жыл бұрын
I almost picked this up the other day, but I'm glad I didn't now.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
You never know, you may have enjoyed yourself 😉
@jazzygeofferz Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars I picked up bus driver simulator 22 instead, which sounds like it should be shovelware, but isn't.
@SteveMacSticky Жыл бұрын
Subway Simulator eh? And here I was hoping to simulate the experience of working at Subway making sandwiches and subs 😞
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
No sammiches to be seen in this one unfortunately, but I woudn't put it past them to make such a game in future.
@SteveMacSticky Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars yeah, I can't wait
@SpudderRail Жыл бұрын
They're releasing it on Steam, they have absolutely no change of getting any good reviews lol I'll be sticking with SimRail
@kacheek9101 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe the game didn't even save!
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Oh, I can, its not the first time and certainly wont be the last lol
@k.m.h7480 3 ай бұрын
Could hardly understand a word this thing said oh well
@SwitchStars 3 ай бұрын
Don't worry about it 😆
@aaronorchard2012 9 ай бұрын
I wish I had watched this before wasting 99 gold coins on it....I can't even get the controller to work on it...I hope I can get a refund on it
@SwitchStars 9 ай бұрын
Good luck Aaron, Nintendo really don't like admitting they are fucking people over. Check my scam games playlist for more to avoid.
@retrorambles517 Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite games in switch is densha de go I would enjoy this type of game, shame it's so bad
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Never played that one but this one is indeed bad lol
@metgangames Жыл бұрын
You shouldn't have skip the stantions!!!
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Maybe it would have saved if I hadn't skipped the GOD DAMN STANTIONS!
@metgangames Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars and our lovely friend VG Games have a youtube channel now, have you seen it? 😃
@tissuesstuff1016 Жыл бұрын
Imagine somebody who actually enjoyed playing PowerWash Simulator and couldn’t find a good good train simulator alternative looked at this trailer and purchase it under false pretense that it was like the trailers. Bad outlook all around especially with how popular simulation games are nowadays from what I’be heard.
@liquidluck8594 Жыл бұрын
A good game if your a complete masicaste 😅
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
That must be me as I keep subjecting myself to this torture....
@ballistik_coffee_boy Жыл бұрын
Haha it’s 1.99 now, not worth that either
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
Imo no 😁
@ballistik_coffee_boy Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars complete shovelware
@ballistik_coffee_boy Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars any 1.99 games currently worth it?
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
It's well on its way imo lol.
@AdamTheDude1985 Жыл бұрын
Fuck me how do the people who make these games sleep at night.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
On their Leu stuffed pillows probably.
@hoagieimpact9189 Жыл бұрын
They don't sleep at night. They're Midnight Works.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
🤣
@TomMannCenturia Жыл бұрын
So is desvolt or whatever just VG or a whole new bunch of wankers? The spelling error and non working controls is very VG/Midnight Works et al.
@SwitchStars Жыл бұрын
There are 5 companies that I know of at the moment who all publish the same types of games, I'm currently doing research to determine who they are and what links them lol.
@TomMannCenturia Жыл бұрын
@@SwitchStars ah right cheers, that'll be genuinely interesting to find out. Keep fighting the good fight, I can only imagine your thousand yard stare after finishing playing the games for these reviews. 😄
@hoagieimpact9189 Жыл бұрын
They're all the same company: Midnight Works, INSTAMARKETINGANDGAME, VG Games, DEZVOLT GAMES, and GOGAME CONSOLE PUBLISHER. 5 company names to thin out their fast ballooning scam products. 5 company names to deceive and confuse consumers. And I bet they'll have a 6th company name soon because that's natural scam progress.
@Taylors_Trainspotting_Videos Жыл бұрын
Judging by the gameplay of this game and your review this looks absolute trash, they could've at least put a little more effort in making it but I will say there are some limitations for what the developers can do and what they can't do graphics wise, but I'll give you a point they could've added a better HUD and the screens are decals for god sakes, like don't get me wrong they could've added animated screens. The switch can run most games, but what they were showing on the front page of the e-shop looked like it was going to be a lot of strain onto the Nintendo switch, so they show clickbait images that they took the time to render and decided to trick people into buying this utter trash game basically scamming people out of their money, when I saw it last time it was on sale for £1 doesn't even deserve to have a sale of £1 deserves to have a price of 50p.
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